Massage Parlor Reports

[Pura Vida]

I don't know if mercy has gone legitimate or not, however I had a session at Mercy CT recently and it had to be the worst experience I've ever had there. I know the girl was someone I had not seen before and all she did the entire time was try a secure a tip. I finally got sick of it and walked out. Its too bad, I was a regular and now I refuse to go back. Be safe boys.

[Enderwiggen]

Whatever the market wants is what the providers tend to try to pull off has been my experience over many years. Will be travelling thru Chicago on Saturday afternoon late and am trying to plot some fun stops. Heading down from Milwaukee on my way home to TN because I bought a hot rod truck in Waukesh and it is kinda loud red, so some of what I might expect to be a usual locale for exploration by me may be detoured due to obvious wheels. AMPs have been ridden into the ground except for truly legit spas in TN. Seems to be mostly true here also? Recent national trend that is not likely to revert. I get the same sense almost everywhere except Tampa or Cali.

Nuru is advertised on BP and yes I know the chicks don't look like their pics. Thank you tineye. Thinking about stopping up around Libertyville then headed down to look for some fun in Chicago without heading to far west. Got to make short stops so it looks more like body rubs than the lovely chicks on Eros that look so tempting. Any advice for pit stops? Will obviously be heading down through Indiana if any recs are on that southerly route. Gracias.

The only nuru I've experienced probably isn't authentic it's with Marrsia, I posted her link earlier. She was no joke and she looks like her pic, actually the whole experience was just plain great. I just experienced GREEN SPA for the first time. That is a decent stop if you know the girls apparently.

[Jadedone]

I've heard this line before! This was at a now closed place in Oak Brook. Chick wanted .6 because she was Japanese. I couldn't tell the difference though, but she was cuter than the average fare at these places.

And yes, I passed.

It's nearby, so I tried out Green on Halsted. Nothing unusual, everything seemed pretty down-the-line typical as we went along, table shower and light massage (except it does seem a little exposed to the street; when you arrive you spend the greeting period standing in front of the big plate glass window like a fish in a bowl, if that's disconcerting to you).

English with my provider was a struggle, so when it came to the finish, she pointed, I nodded, she held up eight fingers. Yeesh. I held up four. She said, "I'm Japanese, not Chinese.

I never heard that one before. I don't even really know what that means. Is there supposed to be a premium for Japanese ladies? Anyway, she and I both admitted defeat at five fingers for five fingers. But I thought that line was amusing.

[RayRastus]

Let me guess. You saw 'Amy'.

I don't think anyone there is actually Japanese. I speak Japanese, and she told me the same but she understood maybe 3 words, and I speak conversationally very well, not to mention she never replied in Japanese even once.

Apparently there is a nuru explosion and the girls are saying mongers are asking for Japanese women..

It's pretty much the same as BLACK providers with weave swearing they are LATIN or INDIAN, when it is so clear they are just black.

Whatever the market wants is what the providers tend to try to pull off has been my experience over many years. Will be travelling thru Chicago on Saturday afternoon late and am trying to plot some fun stops. Heading down from Milwaukee on my way home to TN because I bought a hot rod truck in Waukesh and it is kinda loud red, so some of what I might expect to be a usual locale for exploration by me may be detoured due to obvious wheels. AMPs have been ridden into the ground except for truly legit spas in TN. Seems to be mostly true here also? Recent national trend that is not likely to revert. I get the same sense almost everywhere except Tampa or Cali.

Nuru is advertised on BP and yes I know the chicks don't look like their pics. Thank you tineye. Thinking about stopping up around Libertyville then headed down to look for some fun in Chicago without heading to far west. Got to make short stops so it looks more like body rubs than the lovely chicks on Eros that look so tempting. Any advice for pit stops? Will obviously be heading down through Indiana if any recs are on that southerly route. Gracias.

[Magooski]

New place in Richton Park anyone know anything about it.

Did not hear about it. Interesting.

[Enderwiggen]

It's nearby, so I tried out Green on Halsted. Nothing unusual, everything seemed pretty down-the-line typical as we went along, table shower and light massage (except it does seem a little exposed to the street; when you arrive you spend the greeting period standing in front of the big plate glass window like a fish in a bowl, if that's disconcerting to you).

English with my provider was a struggle, so when it came to the finish, she pointed, I nodded, she held up eight fingers. Yeesh. I held up four. She said, "I'm Japanese, not Chinese.

I never heard that one before. I don't even really know what that means. Is there supposed to be a premium for Japanese ladies? Anyway, she and I both admitted defeat at five fingers for five fingers. But I thought that line was amusing.

Let me guess. You saw 'Amy'.

I don't think anyone there is actually Japanese. I speak Japanese, and she told me the same but she understood maybe 3 words, and I speak conversationally very well, not to mention she never replied in Japanese even once.

Apparently there is a nuru explosion and the girls are saying mongers are asking for Japanese women..

It's pretty much the same as BLACK providers with weave swearing they are LATIN or INDIAN, when it is so clear they are just black.

[DMichaels69]

That is funny. I've never heard that either. 8 fingers. Nice you got her down to 5.

It's nearby, so I tried out Green on Halsted. Nothing unusual, everything seemed pretty down-the-line typical as we went along, table shower and light massage (except it does seem a little exposed to the street; when you arrive you spend the greeting period standing in front of the big plate glass window like a fish in a bowl, if that's disconcerting to you).

English with my provider was a struggle, so when it came to the finish, she pointed, I nodded, she held up eight fingers. Yeesh. I held up four. She said, "I'm Japanese, not Chinese.

I never heard that one before. I don't even really know what that means. Is there supposed to be a premium for Japanese ladies? Anyway, she and I both admitted defeat at five fingers for five fingers. But I thought that line was amusing.

[JiggleBalls69]

New place in Richton Park anyone know anything about it.

[Friendofjill]

It's nearby, so I tried out Green on Halsted. Nothing unusual, everything seemed pretty down-the-line typical as we went along, table shower and light massage (except it does seem a little exposed to the street; when you arrive you spend the greeting period standing in front of the big plate glass window like a fish in a bowl, if that's disconcerting to you).

English with my provider was a struggle, so when it came to the finish, she pointed, I nodded, she held up eight fingers. Yeesh. I held up four. She said, "I'm Japanese, not Chinese.

I never heard that one before. I don't even really know what that means. Is there supposed to be a premium for Japanese ladies? Anyway, she and I both admitted defeat at five fingers for five fingers. But I thought that line was amusing.

[Lurker01]

I hear mercy went legit. CC's gone. I hear Lisa went to New York. Going to miss Lisa (.

Can anyone tell me if this is both Chinatown and Michigan Ave?

[SgtPerv]

I hear mercy went legit. CC's gone. I hear Lisa went to New York. Going to miss Lisa (.

CC is now working in NWI. Crown Point since October.

[Gopher88]

I am looking for Lisa too.

I hear mercy went legit. CC's gone. I hear Lisa went to New York. Going to miss Lisa (.

[Enderwiggen]

I'm right by the lake near the merchandise mart for a while.

Where are the nearest spas with good service?

[Past Tense]

Visited the newish spa west on Lawrence (just off the Eden's). Setup there is fairly typical, although I was not offered a table shower, maybe because they were just opening.

Spent a very plesant hour with Christina. She is very nice and has a pretty face and a Rockin Body, the kind of girl you see in the Brazilian beach photos. She was not in a swim suit but would look perfect in one on any beach. We had a nice conversation during the massage, we chatted a bit about how silly police busts of MPs are, especially when LE can't seem to control the gangs and shootings..

Will see again, worth the trip.

[Bm392]

From Mercy Accupuncture and Massage. Apparently, she recently departed. Anyone know where she is now?

Tx

I am looking for Lisa too.