Escort Reports

[Mike1701]

I want to go on a mission.

So you want to go on this mission? Maybe you are up for the task at hand. Carefull what you wish for. LOL. Or whatever.

[Ltntn]

Hey guys. Just a little warning. After our favorite uncle LEO's most recent party, all the party goers are back posting on BP with a vengence. Not even trying to stay low. Careful careful. Might look at our uncle's party poster and compare just for reference. At least one of these partiers has been a favorite on this list. Even been mentioned by some of our most Sr. Members.

[Maxim V]

Was looking on p411 today, and I guess the heat has gotton to Kenzie Kay now known as Carmen Nicole, she has changed her name, but I bet she still runs the same game! Buyer beware.

[Jeepster1]

She is really hard to neutralize as she has been well trained in the ways of penile espionage. Agent Abbey Jones code name is "Hell in high heels". Done worry one of us will give her a good debriefing when she returns to base.

I suspect that Abbey is already back at tearing through an unsuspecting populace. Despite my best efforts, she appeared to have emerged unscathed.

(And in rereading that, I think I may have hit a new record in cliche's per paragraph. Sorry, brain cells fried).

-Jeepster1.

[Jeepster1]

Jeep have you or any other field operatives heard from agent Lilly lately? She went to ground a couple of months ago hasn't reported in yet. Hope she comes in. I would hate to loose someone with her talents to the darkside.

No news on Lilly. Pretty much the same reponse I gave a few weeks ago:

http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1918388

My personal opinion is, don't expect a return until after the holidays. If I recall she first arrived around January, she may be repeating that pattern.

Dark side? Hell, visiting her darker interests is 75 percent of the fun!

-Jeepster1.

[BlackHawk101]

Guys she is a fun date. Just a real Nympho. I don't have time to look up her links but sh is now on NR and trying to get off BP.

Thanks to all the guys who PMed me with her info and reviews. Enjoy she is a now asset to have on the north side of town. Great rates and just loves her job.

[Gotta Run]

Jeep have you or any other field operatives heard from agent Lilly lately? She went to ground a couple of months ago hasn't reported in yet. Hope she comes in. I would hate to loose someone with her talents to the darkside.

[Gotta Run]

I am happy to report that Abbey Jones completed a successful mission this morning. Explosive device detonated but blast was fully contained.

I was shocked to discover that she was concealing a WMD and needed to be repeatedly neutralized. This task was accomplished with extreme prejudice. No innocents were harmed.

Abbey will return to the front lines after a brief are&are period. We need to keep a close watch on her, as I thought I had left her permanently defused during my last visit.

-Jeepster1.

She is really hard to neutralize as she has been well trained in the ways of penile espionage. Agent Abbey Jones code name is "Hell in high heels". Done worry one of us will give her a good debriefing when she returns to base.

[Jeepster1]

I have an undercover mission for you. It involves disarming a dangerous war head. You may have to apply manual suction to remove the white creamy liquid which causes these to be dangerous. Do you think you can handle that one more time for me? Oh some times it requires multiple disarmings to remove all the material and as last time just swallow for disposal.

I am happy to report that Abbey Jones completed a successful mission this morning. Explosive device detonated but blast was fully contained.

I was shocked to discover that she was concealing a WMD and needed to be repeatedly neutralized. This task was accomplished with extreme prejudice. No innocents were harmed.

Abbey will return to the front lines after a brief are&are period. We need to keep a close watch on her, as I thought I had left her permanently defused during my last visit.

-Jeepster1.

[Gotta Run]

I want to go on a mission.

I have an undercover mission for you. It involves disarming a dangerous war head. You may have to apply manual suction to remove the white creamy liquid which causes these to be dangerous. Do you think you can handle that one more time for me? Oh some times it requires multiple disarmings to remove all the material and as last time just swallow for disposal.

[Member #4575]

I done heard from your little UTR spinner that you have been kinda busy with another one lately. She says you don't come play with her much lately. I really don't see where you will have time to get down there and don't forget you have a mufketeer mission to go on first.

I want to go on a mission.

[Gotta Run]

I will do better than that. Was going to make a trip there myself in a few days. The place is so busy they had to have an extra waitress. You know what I am talking about, GottaRunn.

I will let you know so you can PM, BH. LOL.

I done heard from your little UTR spinner that you have been kinda busy with another one lately. She says you don't come play with her much lately. I really don't see where you will have time to get down there and don't forget you have a mufketeer mission to go on first.

[Mike1701]

I will be having me some Hooters in a week or so myself. Don't worry BH I will PM you how good it was. I mean after all that's what real friends do right Mike and ice?

I will do better than that. Was going to make a trip there myself in a few days. The place is so busy they had to have an extra waitress. You know what I am talking about, GottaRunn.

I will let you know so you can PM, BH. LOL.

[Gotta Run]

I need me some Hooters. Have you got me a time to get some wings yet? LOL.

I will be having me some Hooters in a week or so myself. Don't worry BH I will PM you how good it was. I mean after all that's what real friends do right Mike and ice?

[BlackHawk101]

You know, I am sure she passed. Just have to ask are the pics real? Because if they are, I bet those gloves smelled great. LOL.

I need me some Hooters. Have you got me a time to get some wings yet? LOL.