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[JLZ61]

Fellow Mongerers:

As a newbie, this will be my first "real" post / review. I've done two previously on little Jewel but they sort of don't count since I knew her from before USASG.

Sitting around this morning reading some of the posts in this section, I couldn't help but keep returning to the most recent on LSM69. Stellar and quite intriguing. "Hey, you", I sez to myself, "ya ought check her out for yourself." And this, gents, I did. Loosely following the guidelines posted by Rojo1970, I am providing the following details of my experience.

I connected with her via text this morning. Quick and courteous reply. Asked for an hour to get ready. Very easy to set up. Directions were clear. Her place is a little northeast of Cincy, so it may not be the most convenient for all, but easy enough to get to and find. (Actually, quite a beautiful fall Ohio drive).

She was ready when I arrived and dressed in a very nice, scanty, see-through piece that displayed her assets quite well. And get this, she definitely has a Farrah Fawcett smile. Amazing. And her nickname "spinnerest" is well deserved. She may be the most slender woman I have ever seen. A nice see cup rack that looks (and feels) great. She can't be more than 95 lbs soaking wet at 5'5". As I said, slender is the word. And she looks like her profile pix on aNotheR site. No Photoshop here.

Nice, chatty, but responded to redirection in conversation readily. Got acquainted and talked about general things. Quite a nice lady. Made me feel very comfortable. Easy to talk with. Smelled good and fresh. Hair was nice and clean. Her place was nice, room was set up with a few candles. Not a bad place to make friends. <grin.

So, after a few minutes got down to some very nice kissing, which immediately got both of us going. And it accelerated from there. I availed myself of only two positions, so I know I haven't experienced her full capabilities. If they are as good as what I did experience, she is pretty damn good at what she does!

Finished our business and I got dressed and was sitting on the bed chatting amicably. Made the mistake of kissing her again. Take 2 followed shortly thereafter, as you can imagine. I will tell you this. She enjoys sex. A lot! To the point where I think she'd do this anyway. Her body responds very intensely and strongly. She definitely gets into it. Which ups the game significantly!

Bottom line? Loved the session. Will absolutely repeat. If you like really slender women, it doesn't get much better than this! If you don't like slender women, then you might still try; her attitude and drive are quite rare!

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[RockinRoxie]

Roxie, (Rhonda's friend) is one hot package. Sweet, petite, total GFE, great enthusiasm. And very orgasmic.

Very close to an experience with Sexxy Sass!

It was nice meeting you, I had a wonderful time as well. Hope to see you again!

[Cosmo68]

I had a dream with CandiceXoxo yesterday. She answered the door in a sexy black outfit. Place was very clean. She's a real sweet lady and very sexy. I'm not one for details but she was a great GFE. I wll repeat for sure.

[ZackTy]

Just wanted to see if any providers had any specials this rainy day? Blow and gos? Feel free to PM me Thanks!

[CockNumb]

Natti, has to be my all time fav, I've only seen her for great head, but I have to say it was the best I've ever had she is also really cute, little and petite, thinking I ight want more next time LOL.

[BuyingSmiles]

Maybe I should change my name to BuyingBreakfast.

Last night about 10:55 pm I contacted a pretty well known provider. She is pretty well reviewed & came recommended by a few in pm's by a couple guys as good girl to break into the hobby with. Since I have not seen much of any bad on her & will reserve the right to tell her name at a later date. I will give her a chance to explain if she is so inclined. Anyway the story goes I texted her around said time. She replied very quickly. After some back & forth we decided that an 8:30 am meeting would work for both of us. Anyway, I wake up early enough to shower & have a cup of tea while I Sat. In anticipation of the fun that was on it's way.

I leave my house in a timely manner. I roll up to the address I was given via text at exactly 8:30. I am quite impressed with my self & pull over & text I am here. & then I sit & wait. Couple minutes go by. 5 minutes, ten minutes. & No (insert name here) anywhere to be seen. Then along rolls an old white van. It slowly & rather closely rolls past my driver side window. Two ugly bastards looking at me. The van goes on by & turns around in a drive way & comes back towards me. As it was turning around I grabbed the Judge out from under my seat. Not taking any chances on my first adventure. So it rolls up real slow & a bearded sumbitch motions for me to roll my window down. With hand on revolver I do. This cat starts asking me what I am doing, who I am, Is (insert some guys name) here, am I waiting for him. I just acted really annoyed that he was even talking to me. To his who are you inquiry I replied with kinda dickish laugh / humph sound I was like who are you? Any way I was not too impressed with this whole exchange so after watching them peel out I did the same. This leads me to the Name change part.

After being stood up by (reserved to be named later) I went to my old Sunday morning faithful.

Her name is Colonial Cottage, I call her CC. Boys the menu is full of favorites. It included but was not limited to BE BG G PC Cblr S OJ CoF & I think a great chance of some French. Best of all MP was encouraged. Only thing better would have been a woman serving. But I had a great breakfast & will repeat. I do recommend.

Refer to list below for abbreviations.

BE Beacon and Eggs.

BG biscuits and gravy.

G Goetta.

PC pancakes.

S sausage.

OJ Orange juice.

Cof Coffee.

Cble Cobbler.

French French toast.

MP Multiple Plates.

I really hope this review will help anyone who gets stood up early in the AM on Sundays. All providers are not dependable, The colonial cottage is!

[PitDropper]

I agree totally lilsexyme69 is great, everything on menu and so go it at even though she is only 93 lbs. Will say Petra and her are my all time favorites. Will repeat with LSM69 with her great attitude and personality which you don't get in a lot of other ladies out there.

I must agree lilsexyme is an all time fav. I didn't find anything that was not on the menu. I like her personality and attitude and will repeat many times. MF

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[MassageFreak]

I must agree lilsexyme is an all time fav. I didn't find anything that was not on the menu. I like her personality and attitude and will repeat many times. MF

I've never been with a woman older than my current age (it's up there). I've certainly never hobbied with one. For some reason I got the itch / urge (whatever the fuck you want to call it) to call up and see LSM. The reports were too good not to give it a shot. Satisfied? Yes. Repeat? Now that I understand what all the hype is all about, and although I understand, have no need to repeat. There are many other SP personalities to experience who are simply more my fetish (no more than half my age and not a MILF). But despite the fact that LSM is a GILF with visible super bolt-ons and pregnancy history (none of which are ever on my list of turn ons), she delivered as fabulous and enjoyable a workout as I had expected.

Chatty is acceptable and cool if the conversation is interesting. But details about granddaughter and her negligent baby daddy are also not on my turn-on list. Not interested in your family history. Now turn around and get on your knees please? Incall is lived-in but clean. Didn't stay for a shower though (took care of that at home). Mild evidence of smoking. The stale tobacco smoke background was evident enough. Candlelighted bedroom was a nice touch.

Takes direction well. BBBJ was superb. Gentlemen: "Spinnerella" is appropriate. Imagine a Brooklyn with a set of D's body (and possibly even skinnier! But I'm a sick fuck and prefer these starved little bodies. However I had to go into role-play fantasy overdrive mode in order to at least diminish the age effect on my libido. And LSM obliged by flawlessly playing, believe it or not, a college coed (I told you, sick role-play mind here).

No kissing (my choice). Never heard the word "no" when it came to her menu (but I didn't explore too many menu options beyond marathon CFS).

BTW, LSM is serious self MSOG's. She came at least five times before I lost count during our extended hour-long event. And MSOG's for me would have been on LSM's OK list, but my game is extending the climax until the last possible minute. Part of the game. And LSM went the distance like a champ.

If you like spinners and want a guaranteed top quality bed romp then Little Sexy Me is one of the regions best values. Worth experiencing once in your monger life.

The Mongernator.

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[Lazdas2001]

Reading the previous review reminded me of a dream I had of LSM last summer. A multi orgasmic dynamo. Loves attention to her kitty. Very attentive. Laid back, goes with the flow. Every thing previous said is true. Nice dream to repeat.

Larry.

[John Cleland]

I've never been with a woman older than my current age (it's up there). I've certainly never hobbied with one. For some reason I got the itch / urge (whatever the fuck you want to call it) to call up and see LSM. The reports were too good not to give it a shot. Satisfied? Yes. Repeat? Now that I understand what all the hype is all about, and although I understand, have no need to repeat. There are many other SP personalities to experience who are simply more my fetish (no more than half my age and not a MILF). But despite the fact that LSM is a GILF with visible super bolt-ons and pregnancy history (none of which are ever on my list of turn ons), she delivered as fabulous and enjoyable a workout as I had expected.

Chatty is acceptable and cool if the conversation is interesting. But details about granddaughter and her negligent baby daddy are also not on my turn-on list. Not interested in your family history. Now turn around and get on your knees please? Incall is lived-in but clean. Didn't stay for a shower though (took care of that at home). Mild evidence of smoking. The stale tobacco smoke background was evident enough. Candlelighted bedroom was a nice touch.

Takes direction well. BBBJ was superb. Gentlemen: "Spinnerella" is appropriate. Imagine a Brooklyn with a set of D's body (and possibly even skinnier! But I'm a sick fuck and prefer these starved little bodies. However I had to go into role-play fantasy overdrive mode in order to at least diminish the age effect on my libido. And LSM obliged by flawlessly playing, believe it or not, a college coed (I told you, sick role-play mind here).

No kissing (my choice). Never heard the word "no" when it came to her menu (but I didn't explore too many menu options beyond marathon CFS).

BTW, LSM is serious self MSOG's. She came at least five times before I lost count during our extended hour-long event. And MSOG's for me would have been on LSM's OK list, but my game is extending the climax until the last possible minute. Part of the game. And LSM went the distance like a champ.

If you like spinners and want a guaranteed top quality bed romp then Little Sexy Me is one of the regions best values. Worth experiencing once in your monger life.

The Mongernator.

[Member #5522]

You know the stars are aligned in your favor when you get a call asking you to be a new providers first experience. Well, that's exactly what happened. Barbie, buddah's newest addition to the stellar utr collection. She is 18, size zero, and beautiful! We enjoyed DATY, BBBJ, rcg, mish, and ended with BBBJCIM. This little thing was a little nervous at first but after heating things up, all that was out the window. VERY responsibe to what I was doing to her & very vocal (what man doesn't love hearing her scream when she cums) I was expecting to have a fabulous time and this little gem delivered. I hear she is working a very limited schedule and you will be fighting for her availability with me. I would highly recommend experiencing her. Did I mention that she was 18 & fucking hot?

[Mmmsteve]

Roxie, (Rhonda's friend) is one hot package. Sweet, petite, total GFE, great enthusiasm. And very orgasmic.

Very close to an experience with Sexxy Sass!

[MassageFreak]

Are you talking about the cute little redhead candicane? Had short curly red hair? I remember her, would like to connect with her if anyone has any intel. MF

Hey Mongers, Back to Cincy after 4 years. Anyone know where is Candy or Kandi these days. Used to be my go to person but don't see her ads any more. Sometimes she posted as redhead...5'2 and a great attitude.

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[Mike266]

Hey Mongers, Back to Cincy after 4 years. Anyone know where is Candy or Kandi these days. Used to be my go to person but don't see her ads any more. Sometimes she posted as redhead...5'2 and a great attitude.

You may be referring to a provider that goes by Indulgence now. She went by Candi a few years ago. I've spent some time with her, and the girl you're describing sounds like her.

[Texan707]

Hey Mongers, Back to Cincy after 4 years. Anyone know where is Candy or Kandi these days. Used to be my go to person but don't see her ads any more. Sometimes she posted as redhead...5'2 and a great attitude.