Escort Reviews

[ZackTy]

Just wanted to see if any providers had any specials this rainy day? Blow and gos? Feel free to PM me Thanks!

[CockNumb]

Natti, has to be my all time fav, I've only seen her for great head, but I have to say it was the best I've ever had she is also really cute, little and petite, thinking I ight want more next time LOL.

[BuyingSmiles]

Maybe I should change my name to BuyingBreakfast.

Last night about 10:55 pm I contacted a pretty well known provider. She is pretty well reviewed & came recommended by a few in pm's by a couple guys as good girl to break into the hobby with. Since I have not seen much of any bad on her & will reserve the right to tell her name at a later date. I will give her a chance to explain if she is so inclined. Anyway the story goes I texted her around said time. She replied very quickly. After some back & forth we decided that an 8:30 am meeting would work for both of us. Anyway, I wake up early enough to shower & have a cup of tea while I Sat. In anticipation of the fun that was on it's way.

I leave my house in a timely manner. I roll up to the address I was given via text at exactly 8:30. I am quite impressed with my self & pull over & text I am here. & then I sit & wait. Couple minutes go by. 5 minutes, ten minutes. & No (insert name here) anywhere to be seen. Then along rolls an old white van. It slowly & rather closely rolls past my driver side window. Two ugly bastards looking at me. The van goes on by & turns around in a drive way & comes back towards me. As it was turning around I grabbed the Judge out from under my seat. Not taking any chances on my first adventure. So it rolls up real slow & a bearded sumbitch motions for me to roll my window down. With hand on revolver I do. This cat starts asking me what I am doing, who I am, Is (insert some guys name) here, am I waiting for him. I just acted really annoyed that he was even talking to me. To his who are you inquiry I replied with kinda dickish laugh / humph sound I was like who are you? Any way I was not too impressed with this whole exchange so after watching them peel out I did the same. This leads me to the Name change part.

After being stood up by (reserved to be named later) I went to my old Sunday morning faithful.

Her name is Colonial Cottage, I call her CC. Boys the menu is full of favorites. It included but was not limited to BE BG G PC Cblr S OJ CoF & I think a great chance of some French. Best of all MP was encouraged. Only thing better would have been a woman serving. But I had a great breakfast & will repeat. I do recommend.

Refer to list below for abbreviations.

BE Beacon and Eggs.

BG biscuits and gravy.

G Goetta.

PC pancakes.

S sausage.

OJ Orange juice.

Cof Coffee.

Cble Cobbler.

French French toast.

MP Multiple Plates.

I really hope this review will help anyone who gets stood up early in the AM on Sundays. All providers are not dependable, The colonial cottage is!

[PitDropper]

I agree totally lilsexyme69 is great, everything on menu and so go it at even though she is only 93 lbs. Will say Petra and her are my all time favorites. Will repeat with LSM69 with her great attitude and personality which you don't get in a lot of other ladies out there.

I must agree lilsexyme is an all time fav. I didn't find anything that was not on the menu. I like her personality and attitude and will repeat many times. MF

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[MassageFreak]

I must agree lilsexyme is an all time fav. I didn't find anything that was not on the menu. I like her personality and attitude and will repeat many times. MF

I've never been with a woman older than my current age (it's up there). I've certainly never hobbied with one. For some reason I got the itch / urge (whatever the fuck you want to call it) to call up and see LSM. The reports were too good not to give it a shot. Satisfied? Yes. Repeat? Now that I understand what all the hype is all about, and although I understand, have no need to repeat. There are many other SP personalities to experience who are simply more my fetish (no more than half my age and not a MILF). But despite the fact that LSM is a GILF with visible super bolt-ons and pregnancy history (none of which are ever on my list of turn ons), she delivered as fabulous and enjoyable a workout as I had expected.

Chatty is acceptable and cool if the conversation is interesting. But details about granddaughter and her negligent baby daddy are also not on my turn-on list. Not interested in your family history. Now turn around and get on your knees please? Incall is lived-in but clean. Didn't stay for a shower though (took care of that at home). Mild evidence of smoking. The stale tobacco smoke background was evident enough. Candlelighted bedroom was a nice touch.

Takes direction well. BBBJ was superb. Gentlemen: "Spinnerella" is appropriate. Imagine a Brooklyn with a set of D's body (and possibly even skinnier! But I'm a sick fuck and prefer these starved little bodies. However I had to go into role-play fantasy overdrive mode in order to at least diminish the age effect on my libido. And LSM obliged by flawlessly playing, believe it or not, a college coed (I told you, sick role-play mind here).

No kissing (my choice). Never heard the word "no" when it came to her menu (but I didn't explore too many menu options beyond marathon CFS).

BTW, LSM is serious self MSOG's. She came at least five times before I lost count during our extended hour-long event. And MSOG's for me would have been on LSM's OK list, but my game is extending the climax until the last possible minute. Part of the game. And LSM went the distance like a champ.

If you like spinners and want a guaranteed top quality bed romp then Little Sexy Me is one of the regions best values. Worth experiencing once in your monger life.

The Mongernator.

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[Lazdas2001]

Reading the previous review reminded me of a dream I had of LSM last summer. A multi orgasmic dynamo. Loves attention to her kitty. Very attentive. Laid back, goes with the flow. Every thing previous said is true. Nice dream to repeat.

Larry.

[John Cleland]

I've never been with a woman older than my current age (it's up there). I've certainly never hobbied with one. For some reason I got the itch / urge (whatever the fuck you want to call it) to call up and see LSM. The reports were too good not to give it a shot. Satisfied? Yes. Repeat? Now that I understand what all the hype is all about, and although I understand, have no need to repeat. There are many other SP personalities to experience who are simply more my fetish (no more than half my age and not a MILF). But despite the fact that LSM is a GILF with visible super bolt-ons and pregnancy history (none of which are ever on my list of turn ons), she delivered as fabulous and enjoyable a workout as I had expected.

Chatty is acceptable and cool if the conversation is interesting. But details about granddaughter and her negligent baby daddy are also not on my turn-on list. Not interested in your family history. Now turn around and get on your knees please? Incall is lived-in but clean. Didn't stay for a shower though (took care of that at home). Mild evidence of smoking. The stale tobacco smoke background was evident enough. Candlelighted bedroom was a nice touch.

Takes direction well. BBBJ was superb. Gentlemen: "Spinnerella" is appropriate. Imagine a Brooklyn with a set of D's body (and possibly even skinnier! But I'm a sick fuck and prefer these starved little bodies. However I had to go into role-play fantasy overdrive mode in order to at least diminish the age effect on my libido. And LSM obliged by flawlessly playing, believe it or not, a college coed (I told you, sick role-play mind here).

No kissing (my choice). Never heard the word "no" when it came to her menu (but I didn't explore too many menu options beyond marathon CFS).

BTW, LSM is serious self MSOG's. She came at least five times before I lost count during our extended hour-long event. And MSOG's for me would have been on LSM's OK list, but my game is extending the climax until the last possible minute. Part of the game. And LSM went the distance like a champ.

If you like spinners and want a guaranteed top quality bed romp then Little Sexy Me is one of the regions best values. Worth experiencing once in your monger life.

The Mongernator.

[Member #5522]

You know the stars are aligned in your favor when you get a call asking you to be a new providers first experience. Well, that's exactly what happened. Barbie, buddah's newest addition to the stellar utr collection. She is 18, size zero, and beautiful! We enjoyed DATY, BBBJ, rcg, mish, and ended with BBBJCIM. This little thing was a little nervous at first but after heating things up, all that was out the window. VERY responsibe to what I was doing to her & very vocal (what man doesn't love hearing her scream when she cums) I was expecting to have a fabulous time and this little gem delivered. I hear she is working a very limited schedule and you will be fighting for her availability with me. I would highly recommend experiencing her. Did I mention that she was 18 & fucking hot?

[Mmmsteve]

Roxie, (Rhonda's friend) is one hot package. Sweet, petite, total GFE, great enthusiasm. And very orgasmic.

Very close to an experience with Sexxy Sass!

[MassageFreak]

Are you talking about the cute little redhead candicane? Had short curly red hair? I remember her, would like to connect with her if anyone has any intel. MF

Hey Mongers, Back to Cincy after 4 years. Anyone know where is Candy or Kandi these days. Used to be my go to person but don't see her ads any more. Sometimes she posted as redhead...5'2 and a great attitude.

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[Mike266]

Hey Mongers, Back to Cincy after 4 years. Anyone know where is Candy or Kandi these days. Used to be my go to person but don't see her ads any more. Sometimes she posted as redhead...5'2 and a great attitude.

You may be referring to a provider that goes by Indulgence now. She went by Candi a few years ago. I've spent some time with her, and the girl you're describing sounds like her.

[Texan707]

Hey Mongers, Back to Cincy after 4 years. Anyone know where is Candy or Kandi these days. Used to be my go to person but don't see her ads any more. Sometimes she posted as redhead...5'2 and a great attitude.

[MattieFromCinc]

I just dreamt of Crissie- very talented with all my favorites DT, CIM, she is also excitable getting off easily with CFS.

Saw Dixie and Reagan a while ago and wouldn't repeat. Decent oral, not stellar though.

I am an oral lover and Crissie was awesome.

Also recently saw MaryAnnWest. Big gal, oral better than Crissie, just outstanding, DT easily, CIM.

Melea. I so wish she had more energy and life to her. Smoking hot little body, good oral, but kinda cold-fish. Apparently it's a total YMMV situation with her, some have reported lots of fun, but several others I know have found the same as me.

Blake. Love this girl for her massage skills (seriously) and her oral. Great blowjob technique. Will get you close then stop, give you time to relax a bit, then continue going. She really gets into it. Great head. Never have done FS with her, I'm not much of a FS guy, rather get great head.

Rhonda. Love her tons. A bit older of a girl, but a good rocking body, sloppy good oral, I do enjoy FS with her because she's pretty wild and kinky. Her price went up so unless you've seen her before But she's never watched the clock with me, have gone way over time, tons of positions, likes being spanked / hair pulled. Really fun girl.

Overall oral lover you can't go wrong with Blake. If you like oral and some kink, enjoy Rhonda.

[BooRadley]

Though LSM69 has had many many rave reviews, I haven't seen anything lately, so wanted to provide an update on a recent dream, and let others know she is still out there.

LSM has been traveling quite a bit lately (family related) and is often in and out of town from one week to the next. However, if you are able to catch her when in town at her private residence, you will not be disappointed.

For those who don't know LSM, she is not a 20 year old, but is a spinner (dubbed "spinnerest" by fellow monger) as she is quite small, with very nice bolt-ons, great looks, and a sexual appetite like I've never seen or experienced.

I've had the pleasure of dreaming with LSM on a number of occasions and each has been better than the last, but this week set a new standard. Don't know if we were both exceptionally horny or what, but the combined MPOPS set a new standard and high mark for me. Very open menu, and LSM loves to be pleasured. She is an active and very willing participant in all activities; and sometimes (like this week) just simply can't get enough.

She absolutely wore me out; my body actually ached the next day. I'm confident she has and would do the same for others. Sweet, sweet lady, and a pleasure to spend time with. Absolutely will continue to repeat and highly recommend.

Boo

[BooRadley]

Had a recent dream with Sexie Allie (off 71). As previously reported by others, a bit older than her pics, very petite, but very attractive young lady with a great smile and beautiful dark eyes.

I found Allie to be very easy to talk to, and was instantly comfortable and at ease with her. Dream was cut short and a bit rushed due to some delays as she scheduled a room, followed by a non-dream related appointment (hers also) scheduled at the end of the dream.

The dream was still excellent with lots of LFK, DFK, DATY, BBBJCIMWS, etc., and she offered a heavily discounted rate for another dream to make up for the delays and shortened visit.

Would definitely repeat simply because I was so comfortable with her, but I would be sure all scheduling issues were addressed beforehand. Boo.