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[Aeidolon]

Unfortunately you will have some times like these. If you read back in the forum you can find post about providers being late and missing appointments. One of the great things of the forum is that you can use it to see who is known for flakiness and which ones are usually on time and ready. Good luck and don't give up hope.

I'm about 3/4 of the way through all the pages of this thread and am getting an idea how this whole thing works. So many acronyms.

There are a couple more I'm going to try to contact and see how things go. The only meeting I had wasnt interesting enough to make a review about. The only relevant info was already mentioned in another post by someone else.

The providers should come in here and make posts as well to give another perspective to things.

[Harold77]

Twice in two days I've tried making appointments. One girl yesterday didn't show or reply to my texts so I left after waiting 30 minutes. After an hour she tells me she forgot. Today a different chick was 90 minutes late and the only reason I didn't leave where we were supposed to meet was because I found other things to do to occupy my time...and at least she kept in contact via texts.

Is this normal? I have no experience with this sort of thing but I'm going to try once more with a different chick and if the same situation arises, give up.

Unfortunately you will have some times like these. If you read back in the forum you can find post about providers being late and missing appointments. One of the great things of the forum is that you can use it to see who is known for flakiness and which ones are usually on time and ready. Good luck and don't give up hope.

[EasyFella]

PythagorasHP posted a couple of weeks ago that she had let him see what she was covering up, so there's at least one counterpoint.

All reviews of her, back to when she started, described her verbosity. She freely admits she has massive anxiety. If she's talkative because of drugs, then it's been a problem the whole time. In my experience, she's not dumb and has a pretty big vocabulary.

She didn't used to have a dog, now she does, and she knows it's a problem for her appointments. So she gives it to guys down the hall when someone is visiting.

The last time I saw her, recently (which was the first time in a while because I'd been thinking what others are thinking), the stockings were gone, and there was nothing suspect where they would have been.

I think we agree on the evidence, but there are different ways to look at it. She's definitely YMMV, but she tends to be very nice to guys who are the same to her.

My friend was very nice to her FYI, but despite that she was the most odd and strained experience ever with any provider. Something was very off, and there wasn't much effort at all put forth on her part (can't explain that away). As was said, maybe it was just bad chemistry. Hope you are right that she hasn't hooked herself on something bad. The weight loss is real though, that girl is down to the bones, body just seems deflated. My friend does wish her well, he just won't be back.

[Aeidolon]

Twice in two days I've tried making appointments. One girl yesterday didn't show or reply to my texts so I left after waiting 30 minutes. After an hour she tells me she forgot. Today a different chick was 90 minutes late and the only reason I didn't leave where we were supposed to meet was because I found other things to do to occupy my time...and at least she kept in contact via texts.

Is this normal? I have no experience with this sort of thing but I'm going to try once more with a different chick and if the same situation arises, give up.

[Launcher321]

I read Pyth's review of Kristen and made contact with her. I honestly did not expect her to be so young and attractive. She is tall and slim with a fair complexion and long legs. A very pretty face with large hazel eyes and a bubble butt to die for. I kid you not, it is all that! Small breasts with large, pink areola, I hope she decides not to augment them. Her kitty is lovely, clean, bald and tasty and she is extremely responsive & wet the moment you put your mouth on her. She does bury her face in a pillow as she cries out and even though I tried to convince her that guys love a vocal girl, she said she has always done it. Her BBBJ and HJ skills are still developing and she was receptive to input. Mish was so good I went back to it a second time and I agree with Pyth that the view from doggie is worth the visit alone. She is also a damn good kisser. If you are a cum in the hat guy you'll love this girl. Me, I like an oral finish and even though her longevity needs some work, we used alternate methods and had fun getting me there.

Kristen has a sweet personality and is BRAND NEW to this. Since we are all looking for that next "diamond in the rough", IMHO she is it. She seems to have a good head on her shoulders and likes having nice teeth and a pretty smile. Hopefully she'll post here and this group will help her along and give her some good advice. $.80 for an hour and not a clock watcher, she apologized and promised it would be better the next time. Hell, I thought it was pretty damn good for the first one.

Happy Mongering,

L

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...now-23/9416167

[WJzipper]

PythagorasHP posted a couple of weeks ago that she had let him see what she was covering up, so there's at least one counterpoint.

All reviews of her, back to when she started, described her verbosity. She freely admits she has massive anxiety. If she's talkative because of drugs, then it's been a problem the whole time. In my experience, she's not dumb and has a pretty big vocabulary.

She didn't used to have a dog, now she does, and she knows it's a problem for her appointments. So she gives it to guys down the hall when someone is visiting.

The last time I saw her, recently (which was the first time in a while because I'd been thinking what others are thinking), the stockings were gone, and there was nothing suspect where they would have been.

I think we agree on the evidence, but there are different ways to look at it. She's definitely YMMV, but she tends to be very nice to guys who are the same to her.

[Aeidolon]

That is true 100%. Two words STAY AWAY!

Can anyone elaborate on her? If shed ever answer her phone she would have a client unless someone has advice against it.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...est-19/9391346

[TwoWheelTourer]

My review of her was real. IIRC, I was one of the first here to report on her. I haven't seen her for quite a while. Once she got popular, it was difficult to schedule. Even then she had a couple guys around, but it / they never bothered me. I have called / texted her a few times in the past 6 months, but it takes her so long to get back to me I have already scratched the itch. Reading this report that she has lost weight and acts really twerky, I may have to delete her number from my phone.

Guess I'll just have to remember how good she was to me the times I did meet with her.

or maybe the reviews were fiction to begin with. Who knows. She did look a lot better in the older photos, when she still had some meat on her. Kind of sad really, she does seem like a nice girl, but on a downward spiral for sure. Maybe she'll see this and think about cleaning herself up. Got to ditch the little weasel druggie boys though, a necessary first step. Betcha it's an hydrocodone / pill addiction that eventually morphed into a heroin addition.

[Fudge23]

I had the opportunity to spend time with this hot, sexy lady one lunchtime and she is a true gem! Although we just met to introduce ourselves to each other it was evident that this lady oozes eroticism. Smart, sexy, mischievous and so good looking Kay will have you coming back time and time again. Her BP add can be found here:

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...ous-32/8843220

I am so looking forward to my first intimate dream together and the anticipation created by her teasing is hard to contain. Her pictures are accurate and truly don't do justice to the complete aura she has when you meet her. This lady will undoubtedly become a favorite to many on the Space Coast!

[EasyFella]

"Chattered like a squirrel on a fresh walnut" Yup exactly, LOL. Well my friend is glad to hear he isn't the only one who had that kind of time with her, the glowing reviews seen here were definitely misleading. The positive reviews were a little old, but only a few months. Maybe things were better before whatever drugs she is doing took hold, or maybe the reviews were fiction to begin with. Who knows. She did look a lot better in the older photos, when she still had some meat on her. Kind of sad really, she does seem like a nice girl, but on a downward spiral for sure. Maybe she'll see this and think about cleaning herself up. Got to ditch the little weasel druggie boys though, a necessary first step. Betcha it's an hydrocodone / pill addiction that eventually morphed into a heroin addition.

I agree YMMV greatly. Had the same experience as described. Chattered like a squirrel on a fresh walnut and did very little beyond that. Nice girl, but definitely would not repeat. I've some some good reviews on here for, but I would not have given one.

[Hitthat]

I agree YMMV greatly. Had the same experience as described. Chattered like a squirrel on a fresh walnut and did very little beyond that. Nice girl, but definitely would not repeat. I've some some good reviews on here for, but I would not have given one.

QUOTE=Meh321;1924063]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyR...oed-21/7296292

My friend has seen her twice. The first time was very mechanical, BBBJ without CIM, and she seemed real nervous. The rub that preceded that was basically a joke, don't go expecting a massage. Babbled incessantly. Full service was out of the question that first visit as there was clearly a dangling tampon string visible. Not sure why she would take an appointment and then get naked and show that. Her freaking pitbull was a serious pain, whining constantly during the visit. The constant nervous babble was a real turn off.

The second visit there was a time set but she kept texting over and over "are you coming or what" before that time, and my friend almost didn't go because of that. Probably should have skipped it altogether, but he had to try her out once. My friend got a look at BF or management: two scraggly looking white guys, walking her dog around the super 8 parking lot. At least that damn dog wouldn't be there. This time she was even more nervous and babbling. Asked to skip the body rub and just get covered full service, and that's what happened. BBBJ to start and then mish, which is only position she says she can do. Immediately after she went in this really weird long rant about how it's not about just coming to visit her and have sex. Well it kind of is like that really, especially after she invited my friend to do just that during the first visit, and he certainly didn't come for the weird conversation. Her complaining about what she chose to do for a living ruined any hope of it being a good experience. And what is the deal with the red robe. What the hell is she hiding under that. Track marks? The highly focused but weird babbling says pills to me, but who knows. My friend spent $.5 each visit, which is ridiculous for the lousy service rendered.

Maybe just bad chemistry, but my friend will not repeat.[/QUOTE]

[HyperBa]

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyR...oed-21/7296292

My friend has seen her twice. The first time was very mechanical, BBBJ without CIM, and she seemed real nervous. The rub that preceded that was basically a joke, don't go expecting a massage. Babbled incessantly. Full service was out of the question that first visit as there was clearly a dangling tampon string visible. Not sure why she would take an appointment and then get naked and show that. Her freaking pitbull was a serious pain, whining constantly during the visit. The constant nervous babble was a real turn off.

The second visit there was a time set but she kept texting over and over "are you coming or what" before that time, and my friend almost didn't go because of that. Probably should have skipped it altogether, but he had to try her out once. My friend got a look at BF or management: two scraggly looking white guys, walking her dog around the super 8 parking lot. At least that damn dog wouldn't be there. This time she was even more nervous and babbling. Asked to skip the body rub and just get covered full service, and that's what happened. BBBJ to start and then mish, which is only position she says she can do. Immediately after she went in this really weird long rant about how it's not about just coming to visit her and have sex. Well it kind of is like that really, especially after she invited my friend to do just that during the first visit, and he certainly didn't come for the weird conversation. Her complaining about what she chose to do for a living ruined any hope of it being a good experience. And what is the deal with the red robe. What the hell is she hiding under that. Track marks? The highly focused but weird babbling says pills to me, but who knows. My friend spent $.5 each visit, which is ridiculous for the lousy service rendered.

Maybe just bad chemistry, but my friend will not repeat.

My friend also saw her once and that was all. She said she was not going to run any ads in the escort area and just the body rubs to hopefully weed out the weirdos. Well looks like that changed a few months later I'm sure do to lack of Money and drug habit!. She also said I'm not going to beat my self up and really did not seem into it! My friend hung out with others in the business and was much better! Brandy liked to keep her socks on as I think she is just hiding track marks. She did not have any dog around or did I see any dudes hanging around but I'm sure things changed! Good luck!

[EasyFella]

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyR...oed-21/7296292

My friend has seen her twice. The first time was very mechanical, BBBJ without CIM, and she seemed real nervous. The rub that preceded that was basically a joke, don't go expecting a massage. Babbled incessantly. Full service was out of the question that first visit as there was clearly a dangling tampon string visible. Not sure why she would take an appointment and then get naked and show that. Her freaking pitbull was a serious pain, whining constantly during the visit. The constant nervous babble was a real turn off.

The second visit there was a time set but she kept texting over and over "are you coming or what" before that time, and my friend almost didn't go because of that. Probably should have skipped it altogether, but he had to try her out once. My friend got a look at BF or management: two scraggly looking white guys, walking her dog around the super 8 parking lot. At least that damn dog wouldn't be there. This time she was even more nervous and babbling. Asked to skip the body rub and just get covered full service, and that's what happened. BBBJ to start and then mish, which is only position she says she can do. Immediately after she went in this really weird long rant about how it's not about just coming to visit her and have sex. Well it kind of is like that really, especially after she invited my friend to do just that during the first visit, and he certainly didn't come for the weird conversation. Her complaining about what she chose to do for a living ruined any hope of it being a good experience. And what is the deal with the red robe. What the hell is she hiding under that. Track marks? The highly focused but weird babbling says pills to me, but who knows. My friend spent $.5 each visit, which is ridiculous for the lousy service rendered.

Maybe just bad chemistry, but my friend will not repeat.

[TwoWheelTourer]

She has a great personality. As past reviewers have said, she has an exotic face. Sort of like a light skinned Iman mixed with a little Grace Jones. Bolt-ons are old school and hard as rocks, meaning not much fun to play with. Pussy is very pink but I did not taste. Multiple positions. Hitting it doggy style was kind of nice thrusting and bumping into a soft ass. Easy to setup an appointment at her townhome. Drawback to her incall is neighbors can watch you come and go. I would guess it won't be long until neighbors get anxious about clients if there is a lot of biz. She likes to give head and plays the escort role well, vocal and such.

She's posted for a long time. A few reviewers mentioned she has been in the biz for many years. Well, she has. The pics are NOT recent. But she does have a great personality.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...our-35/7685301

[Znz2317]

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...dly-21/9486542

Thanks.