Massage Parlor Reports

[Jimhatz]

I have seen Kimmy and Brandy advertising on BP for a little while now but I haven't seen many reviews so I decided to check them out. They had a special going today for 0.6 flat fee so I made an appointment. The place is not too hard to find. I got up to the room and noticed that the ad pictures are fakes. I did not mind because they are both very pretty girls. I set my money on the table and got comfortable. To my surprise, they both went into the bathroom to change (they did not advertise it being 4 hand). They draped a towel over me when they got started which raised a red flag that I might not be getting a he. The massage was top notch far better than others I have been to. The girls were very nice and easy to talk to and I thoroughly enjoyed myself. However I did not receive a he. No extras were offered so I did not ask. Besides that big flaw it was the best bodyrub I have had. I am considering trying again because I enjoyed them so much that if they do offer extras I would probably become a regular customer maybe even weekly.

To summarize Kimmy and Brandy do use fake photos but they are still very pretty so don't hold that against them. The massage was very good and they are very nice and easy to talk with. I did not receive a he and no extras were offered. I may try them again to see what I can get.

Has anybody else had luck with them before? I would love to repeat if I knew they do offer he's.

So they post on this site and offer draped body rubs with no HE? This is strange. Did you try to roam during the session? Maybe you put off some bad vibes.

[TheeeGentleman]

After having a bad hump day I hoped to have a better Thursday. I visited the revitalized AMP on Tubb St in Winter Garden. There appears to be just one therapist there, and she is an average looking lady in her 60's. They advertise a low rate after 9 PM. I tried to go there twice after 9 PM and she was busy both times. She is older, nice, but at best just average looking. It must be the discounted rate.

[TheeeGentleman]

I was curious as to the lower prices advertised for foot massages at some of the AMPs. Do you remove all of your clothes prior to getting on the table for a foot massage? Does the therapist make sure you leave just as happy at the end of a foot massage. Anyone ever gone to an AMP for just a foot massage at a lower price?

[TheeeGentleman]

A new AMP opened up on Colonial and Pine Hills called Feeling 99. Called and was quoted $40 for 30 min and $60 for an hour. I visited and found one therapist, and it turned out to be the short stocky older lady from the spa on Kirkman (in the Publix shopping center). Being a gentleman I did not immediately walk out on my visit to the spa on Kirkman, but I was not going to do that twice. I thanked her and suggested I would call for an appointment. So, seeing that she was gone from the spa on Kirkman I decided to drive over there and hope for some hot new Ocean quality talent. Unfortunately, the new lady at the Kirkman Publix spa makes the short stocky old lady look pretty darn good. Wednesday was not hump day for me. I will not go back to either Feeling 99 or the Kirkman Publix Spa any time soon.

[Elusivepirate]

Do you place the tip down beforehand or negotiate first and then tip accordingly?

I'm a mixed kind of guy who likes the thrill of shopping for a SW and to taste the goods at an AMP. My only experience is with the many Tampa AMPs and some from around the United States. With that being said.

I have to tell you that I have never been disappointed by laying the tip (folded in half) before she comes in. I have never negotiated at an AMP. I will pay the door fee and never .4 for a tip. I figure, if I'm gong to be disappointed, I'll cover my losses with the less amount of money.

Maybe someone has a different point of view or opinion but that is just my experience.

I hope everyone stays safe and be careful.

[FLRick]

I have seen Kimmy and Brandy advertising on BP for a little while now but I haven't seen many reviews so I decided to check them out. They had a special going today for 0.6 flat fee so I made an appointment. The place is not too hard to find. I got up to the room and noticed that the ad pictures are fakes. I did not mind because they are both very pretty girls. I set my money on the table and got comfortable. To my surprise, they both went into the bathroom to change (they did not advertise it being 4 hand). They draped a towel over me when they got started which raised a red flag that I might not be getting a he. The massage was top notch far better than others I have been to. The girls were very nice and easy to talk to and I thoroughly enjoyed myself. However I did not receive a he. No extras were offered so I did not ask. Besides that big flaw it was the best bodyrub I have had. I am considering trying again because I enjoyed them so much that if they do offer extras I would probably become a regular customer maybe even weekly.

To summarize Kimmy and Brandy do use fake photos but they are still very pretty so don't hold that against them. The massage was very good and they are very nice and easy to talk with. I did not receive a he and no extras were offered. I may try them again to see what I can get.

Has anybody else had luck with them before? I would love to repeat if I knew they do offer he's.

[Bjceb]

You mongers are paying minimum of 150 20 minutes of crappy service. He house is getting 60-80 upfront and then you give the girl $100. You desperate mongers are raising the price of romance sky high. Are you guys crazy?

You guys are crazy with the amount you are willing to give to a body rub place. This is way too much! The only place I have been convinced to do something like this was Ocean's AMP in Tampa. The only reason I was convinced to pony up was the girl literally walked out of a playboy magazine. She was an 15 on the 10 pt AMP scale and so were all the others with a completly open menu. Then and only then was I convinced to pay an inflated rate. I have not seen anything close like that on this side of I-4.

Stay safe and have fun.

[Member #5141]

Do you place the tip down beforehand or negotiate first and then tip accordingly?

[Gruglok]

You mongers are paying minimum of 150 20 minutes of crappy service. He house is getting 60-80 upfront and then you give the girl $100. You desperate mongers are raising the price of romance sky high. Are you guys crazy?

You're right. I just tried out Park Ave and what they're selling for 140. 260 at even a 'discount' is ridiculous. However the studios have much better quality of women, sometimes just out right banging' bodies, but not at all worth the coin when compared to other options. I'll still give Luxsa a go, but something tells me it's about the same, just an up charge game.

[Ichinman]

Nice place and large clean tiled room with a raised massage table. Paid .75 door fee for an hour, met with Tiffany early 30's with very nice small 32 be. Very friendly with good attitude. Standard TS and so so massage, not strong enough. I had a dream with her after the flip CBJ and CFS $.20. Nice experience and I will repeat.

[SpikeFL]

I have been in contact with Natasha from Luxsa regarding this experience, and she has been professional and very sweet. She wants to correct the situation, I sent her a message back. The crux of what I am saying is this:

Honestly, I am not looking for a free session at all.

I am just amazed that these girls can charge 1.4 for basically awful service, and bad attitude. They have a stripper mentality and not a decent massage mentality. The girl I selected shouldn't be in the biz at ALL.

Hobbyists select a relaxing spa situation for just that, a relaxing massage or even body rub for a set amount of time, and then something fun at the end.

To be honest, even if the girl I selected yesterday volunteered for a free session I wouldn't take it.

Even having a girl like her around, is detrimental to everyone.

If Luxsa wants to get a better response from the community, FIRE her, make it public her, let people know why she is gone and that you are only going to hire quality girls.

To be sure she is hot, but she needs to go down to Rachel's to make her money not ruin Luxsa's reputation or Luxsa's business.

A few weeks ago I reported on a less-than-satisfying experience with a Hispanic girl from Luxsa, whose name was Laila. I really like this place, so I saved some of my paycheck and went back again last week. The only girl available was Selena, another Hispanic girl. She was awesome. Great personality, and very sensitive to my direction and my time schedule. Do you happen to remember the name of the girl that didn't treat you well?

SFL.

[Member #4882]

You mongers are paying minimum of 150 20 minutes of crappy service. He house is getting 60-80 upfront and then you give the girl $100. You desperate mongers are raising the price of romance sky high. Are you guys crazy?

[PeterPiper52]

As in the earlier report here, I recently found myself parting with General Grant for even less of what is written below. Having business to handle in O-town last week, I chose to respond to an ad on our favorite "page" which came from a girl by the name of Jazmine. I should have known by the way she spelled her name not much in the way of happiness was going to happen when she directed me to a building downtown, rather than a private residence. Due to having little free time left before having to head back out of town, I reluctantly gave into my needs. Red Flag #1: She was not there when I called telling her I was in the parking lot. Red Flag #2: Once she and her "partner" returned from their BK run, both were more concerned with answering their phones than taking care of the one customer they had in their lobby... ME. Red flag #3: they did not have a bathroom in their office, and had to escort me to the public women's room located in the front of the building because "the men's room is disgusting here!" Red Flag #4: Once finally alone in the room, she told me to get ready and to leave President Grant on the shelf where she could see it when she came back. Red Flag #5: Upon her long-awaited return, she took the dead president and returned nearly 10 minutes later, giving me the menu board: The initial payment was for a .5 hour; and additional Jackson would get me an hour. I elected for the hour but she insisted we stick to the 30-minute routine. If I wanted more time after that, I could handle such financial responsibilities then. That should have been all I needed to realize this was going to be a waste of my time. Needless to say, I got a lousy back rub of 5 minutes before she then told me about "her options" which included topless, nude and more (if I wanted to pay a LOT MORE!) At that point, she turned to leave the room and said she would give me a few moments to think about it. (I didn't need a second, let alone a minute to think about anything). I dressed, grabbed my keys from my pocket and headed out the door. On my way I saw the little Lolita, looked her in the eye with a furled brow and said "SEE YA!" So just for the record guys, if you want a GOOD body rub with a smile provided at the end, stay away from these scam-artists, and visit the girls who work out of their homes and continue to get high marks for services rendered.

I've done the same thing in Tampa. Paid the door fee of .6, laid down, and the girl proceeded to give an awful back rub. On the flip, the upsell starts, and her prices were outrageous. I told her to forget about it, and just finish the body rub. She gets pissed off and tells me to fuck off and leave. On the way out, I spotted the owner, told her of my experience, and as far as I know, she was canned that same day.

[Member #4881]

I went to Park Ave Spa last week and enjoyed a session with Camelia (spelling? Very nice Latin lady, great body, provided a good service, she allowed my hands to freely roam. I will definitely return. I went in the afternoon. 30 min session was $, and I gave her a tip. Very discreet location which was an added bonus. I would imagine they would stay under the radar with this type of location. Glad to provide add'l details.

Members here mentioned they will end up paying almost $200 for same service at Luxsa?

Can we start a price matching program as retail stores do??

[FashionMr]

WOW.

I have been to quite a few places around town, mostly AMPs, and have had hit or miss experiences, but nothing like Lux $a.

I drove down for an appt based on the ad here. I have heard good reports in general about the place. I walked in, the atmosphere was professional, and actually very nice. Ok, I thought, a good sign. The receptionist was pleasant, and confirmed that I wanted a 1 hr appt. I plunked down my .5 and a gorgeous young hispanic girl in a schoolgirl costume was right there and so I picked her.

We went into the room which again was clean and nicely appointed. This is when the red flags started going up. But alas gentlemen, as often happens, thinking with the little head I foraged ahead.

Red flag #1: before anything goes on at all, she asks if this is my first time here, I answered, yes and very abruptly she says, ok .8 for the massage with clothes, 1.0 for undies and massage, and 1.4 for nude.

I opted at first for lingerie, and off came the little micro skirt. (so that's what I get for the extra .2?) okkkkkk.

So after about 5 minutes of some light rubbing with LOTS of cold lotion, she asks me to turn over. (Keep in mind I had just dropped .5 at the door for an hour).

I turn over and little head is thinking again and says hell what's .4, go ahead and be nude. She strips quickly and proceeds with a quick handshake.

She is really pretty hot with perfect bolt-ons, so I am finished off pretty quick.

She wipes me down and I turn back over, expecting maybe at least a lame attempt at a massage. I even said something about a knot in my leg and she responded, that she doesn't do massage. Wait, what!

She gives a half ass attempt for about 2 minutes and says, ok we are all done.

All told for my "hour" "massage" I am there a total of 22 minutes.

I left 1.1 and needed to grab another .3 from the car for the upgrade, and she asks me for my phone. I explained that I don't give out my phone ever, and she said that she just doesn't do "trust".

Mind you, my car is parked like 30 feet from the front door and the owner is standing out front on her phone. I simply said, "you can have your boss watch me so I can go to the vehicle and grab the extra .30." which I did and came back and handed her 1.0 she then said ok, here is your .6 back. Normally I would be like, ok whatever, but at this point I said, "I think you mean .7" she quickly corrected herself and gave me the correct change.

Overall, Lux $a could be great, but I am sorry, 1.9 for a 15 handshake is just not even close to reasonable.

I have been in contact with Natasha from Luxsa regarding this experience, and she has been professional and very sweet. She wants to correct the situation, I sent her a message back. The crux of what I am saying is this:

Honestly, I am not looking for a free session at all.

I am just amazed that these girls can charge 1.4 for basically awful service, and bad attitude. They have a stripper mentality and not a decent massage mentality. The girl I selected shouldn't be in the biz at ALL.

Hobbyists select a relaxing spa situation for just that, a relaxing massage or even body rub for a set amount of time, and then something fun at the end.

To be honest, even if the girl I selected yesterday volunteered for a free session I wouldn't take it.

Even having a girl like her around, is detrimental to everyone.

If Luxsa wants to get a better response from the community, FIRE her, make it public her, let people know why she is gone and that you are only going to hire quality girls.

To be sure she is hot, but she needs to go down to Rachel's to make her money not ruin Luxsa's reputation or Luxsa's business.