Massage Parlor Reports

**Brad 243** · 10-16-13 01:35

Originally Posted by Roye11 [View Original Post]

I googled the first photo this gal put up and it was from a girl who was abducted and murdered, then she changed pictures, so I googled this one too. Turns out the picture is of a woman suspected in a shooting. WTF?

That's a bit Creepy. She could have passed for the women in the 1st photo. Have to admit. She is odd. Book Smart Socially Awkward. Mentally Distracted / bad things on her mind? Scary.

**Roye11** · 10-15-13 21:45

Originally Posted by Brad243 [View Original Post]

Enjoy a relaxing experience with a pretty professional. Educated, professional, and beautiful.

Private office with warm towels, soft music, and lotion / oil.

Phone calls only please.

314- 724-XXXX.

I googled the first photo this gal put up and it was from a girl who was abducted and murdered, then she changed pictures, so I googled this one too. Turns out the picture is of a woman suspected in a shooting. WTF?

**Lovethatbob** · 10-15-13 20:30

Originally Posted by HoseNose [View Original Post]

Saw her ad in Craigslist. Appointment was easy to make. Recognized her and the house right away. The picture in the ad is about 15 years old. However, she is friendly and outgoing. Does a pretty good deep tissue / no draping massage, with a lot of upper thigh and butt work. She did brush the boys and the little guy, but, that was it.

Some of you old timers will remember her from about 11 years back. Located down the street from the JCCA. (.65 for the full hour).

Went to her place a couple of weeks ago. Like HN, I remembered her place from about a decade back. Couldn't remember if / why I hadn't ever gone back. Arrived on time in the afternoon. She came to the side door of her split level home and I entered. Two things struck my senses. One, she is HORRID looking compared to that picture. Dressed almost like a homeless woman and needing some serious scrubbing! Two, the place smelled like a cat lady's home. You know, with 15 cats and no litter box, PLUS doggy smells added for a serious pet stew.

She showed me downstairs to the massage room, where I hoped the air was fresher. Nope. I slipped my shoes back on. That was as far as I got after the "get ready and I'll be right back" instructions from her. I walked back to the stairway and up to the door. At that point she came down from steps and asked what was wrong. I simply said that I'd be coughing and hacking and be miserable if I were in there for one more minutes. Sorry I can't stay, I said as I left.

I don't recall her price, but it was reasonable, and I'm pretty sure it would have been a massage only session. That is probably why I'd never made it a point to go back ten years ago. YMMV, but you better not mind heavy, thick pet smells.

**Magnificent8** · 10-15-13 11:55

Originally Posted by HoseNose [View Original Post]

Saw her ad in Craigslist. Appointment was easy to make. Recognized her and the house right away. The picture in the ad is about 15 years old. However, she is friendly and outgoing. Does a pretty good deep tissue / no draping massage, with a lot of upper thigh and butt work. She did brush the boys and the little guy, but, that was it.

Some of you old timers will remember her from about 11 years back. Located down the street from the JCCA. (.65 for the full hour).

So she didn't give a HE at all?

**Brad 243** · 10-15-13 11:28

Originally Posted by Brad243 [View Original Post]

Blonde, petite, beauty offering a sensual, relaxing experience at my private office. Close to downtown, clayton, west county areas.

Phone calls only please. 314- 709-XXXX

Nice enough. Over priced. Limited in skill and shorts you on time. Save your Cash

Enjoy a relaxing experience with a pretty professional. Educated, professional, and beautiful.

Private office with warm towels, soft music, and lotion / oil.

Phone calls only please.

314- 724-XXXX.

**Hose Nose** · 10-15-13 10:48

Originally Posted by Bonerfide [View Original Post]

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/4129629536.html

Any info on this one?

See my previous post.

**Hose Nose** · 10-15-13 10:47

Originally Posted by CharlieSheen28 [View Original Post]

Was in town visiting for the Cards and tried to get a date with this firecrotch. I prefer the red hair bushes.

She called me back and stated that she cannot come to St. Louis, that she is not licensed to Massage in the city. She explained to me that she would be fined $650. 00 if she did a massage.

Definite attitude. Sounds like she hasn't had any in 23 years.

She did you a big favor. Would have really spoiled your visit.

**LimpDick** · 10-15-13 09:43

Haven't seen her personally but I'm told she is cool. Out of my age range tho so I won't be visiting.

Anyone tried this one yet:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...08-24/11295291

I'm curious noone has TOFTT, and there seems to be an uptick in the providers given by their "good looks" and pricing structure.

I'm thinking TGTBT.

Originally Posted by Bonerfide [View Original Post]

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/4129629536.html

Any info on this one?

**LimpDick** · 10-15-13 09:38

I did the same and agree. I hope they bring back some of the favorites tho LOL.

The setup is very nice. They obviously put some cash into making the place look good.

Now you can get buzzed at Bones and walk over for a rub down. Lmao. Perfect.

Originally Posted by Jimmy24 [View Original Post]

I thought I would try the new asian massage place on manchester the other

Day and see something different. Wrong!! Its Rose and some others.

Working their from Evergreen and Sunrise. No fun to be had their.

**Jimmy24** · 10-15-13 08:17

I thought I would try the new asian massage place on manchester the other

Day and see something different. Wrong!! Its Rose and some others.

Working their from Evergreen and Sunrise. No fun to be had their.

**Bonerfide** · 10-15-13 08:14

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/4129629536.html

Any info on this one?

**CharlieSheen28** · 10-13-13 22:18

Originally Posted by Bill Bradsky [View Original Post]

No way. Not much there I would envy.

Was in town visiting for the Cards and tried to get a date with this firecrotch. I prefer the red hair bushes.

She called me back and stated that she cannot come to St. Louis, that she is not licensed to Massage in the city. She explained to me that she would be fined $650. 00 if she did a massage.

Definite attitude. Sounds like she hasn't had any in 23 years.

**Stlconnoisseur** · 10-12-13 16:58

Anyone seen Tracy for bodyrub? She rarely runs ads but when she does she post in both sections. Just wondering if she is clean, has nice / safe location, and how the bodyrub services are.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ds-36/12317007

**OldDawg** · 10-12-13 13:54

Originally Posted by Brad 243 [View Original Post]

Blonde, petite, beauty offering a sensual, relaxing experience at my private office. Close to downtown, clayton, west county areas.

Phone calls only please. 314- 709-XXXX

Nice enough. Over priced. Limited in skill and shorts you on time. Save your Cash

I actually liked her. Not up to the standard of YNGD or anything, but nice. Got to like them thick to see her, though.

**Brad 243** · 10-08-13 13:02

Blonde, petite, beauty offering a sensual, relaxing experience at my private office. Close to downtown, clayton, west county areas.

Phone calls only please. 314- 709-XXXX

Nice enough. Over priced. Limited in skill and shorts you on time. Save your Cash