Massage Parlor Reports

**QueNine** · 09-16-13 13:21

Originally Posted by Train88 [View Original Post]

I saw Charlie yesterday for the first time and had a great experience. I'll post a more complete review sometime in the next few days, but she gets my highest recommendation.

But seriously dudes, if you don't like what she's talking about, change to a different subject! Some of you guys must have never spoken to a real girl before.

I'm quite sure we've all been around real women. I mean most of us are married. It's just not acceptable. I mean in what world would she think it's cool to talk about her colon disease when all we are there for is a rub and tug? Next time you go see a provider tell them you have colitis and it's acting up. See what kind of treatment you get if the situation is reversed.

**Train88** · 09-15-13 22:30

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...le-23/12252373

Anyone know aything about this Monica? I'm interested mostly if the pics are real and how the hot stone massage is. I've never tried a hot stone.

**Train88** · 09-15-13 22:28

Charlie was a sweetheart the entire time. She's the best conversationalist of all the girls I've seen. She spent quite a lot of time teasing the boys. Her place was safe, she does have a big dog (I assume for protection) , but there was no dog hair in the room she does her massages. She did allow me to remove her bra and play around with her front side there. She did start to go into her illness alittle, but I quickly changed the subject. That's not hard to do. She takes the hint. She smiles the whole time, seems like she really enjoys her work. The thing she would do where she blew her breath on me was a turn-on for me. I like her, I'll see her again. Recommended.

**Train88** · 09-13-13 18:08

I saw Charlie yesterday for the first time and had a great experience. I'll post a more complete review sometime in the next few days, but she gets my highest recommendation.

But seriously dudes, if you don't like what she's talking about, change to a different subject! Some of you guys must have never spoken to a real girl before.

**OldDawg** · 09-13-13 13:48

Originally Posted by QueNine [View Original Post]

Lumpy as in plump? Or Lumpy as in an old dog with tumors all over?

And man, if she said shit about colon issues to me. I'd kindly tell her to stfu.

Right? I mean, at first I thought she was kidding with the explosive shit stories, but sadly, she was not. I felt like she should pay me for having to listen to that crap while trying to get a hard on.

And yes, she was lumpy as in dumpy, but the saggy, stained tank top and dirty sweats she opened the door in should have been a clue, so my bad. I understand some mongers have had better luck (although most of them got cheated on time somewhat) so YMMV.

My opinion? That money is WAY better spent elsewhere. Just sayin'.

**Hose Nose** · 09-13-13 13:48

Saw her ad in Craigslist. Appointment was easy to make. Recognized her and the house right away. The picture in the ad is about 15 years old. However, she is friendly and outgoing. Does a pretty good deep tissue / no draping massage, with a lot of upper thigh and butt work. She did brush the boys and the little guy, but, that was it.

Some of you old timers will remember her from about 11 years back. Located down the street from the JCCA. (.65 for the full hour).

**OldDawg** · 09-13-13 13:39

Just a heads up, I thought I would venture out and see someone new today, and called Aspen on BP. She was nice enough on the phone, but when she gave me the address I realized it was Willow from YNGD, in the exact same studio. She must be independant now, but she has never been my favorite, so I passed. Too many tattoos, super skinny, and just not into it.

Not my cup of tea.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/missing-your-famous-firestarter-aspen-28/12251420

**Figi4967** · 09-12-13 17:35

Went and had a pretty good massage. When I arrived she put cats away. Yes she has cats and smokes. But not during session. She took off all clothes and after I undressed had me lay down face first and started

Pretty good massage. Hit all parts of body. Uses lotion. Had me roll over and continued with massage. After rubbing whole front she started a pretty good BBBJ. Does not allow cim other services might be on table

But did not try this time. A little older than I have seen but will most likely visit again. But she will be moving down to city later this week. Total for visit 50.

**QueNine** · 09-12-13 13:23

Originally Posted by OldDawg [View Original Post]

I totally respect your recommendation, but I had a much different experience with her. She went to "Change" after I was on the table and was gone for 20 minutes, and have me the low down during the massage about her chronic colon issues.

No thanks. If she was gorgeous, that would be one thing, but her body is pretty lumpy and looks even worse in the sweats she greeted me in.

Lumpy as in plump? Or Lumpy as in an old dog with tumors all over?

And man, if she said shit about colon issues to me. I'd kindly tell her to stfu.

**Jeffc 574** · 09-12-13 11:13

Originally Posted by Bill Bradsky [View Original Post]

So now the working girls accept credit cards. Prosecutors must love that. But no one is that stupid, right? Right? Geez, I hope not.

Divorce Attorneys too.

**OldDawg** · 09-12-13 10:00

Originally Posted by Tazman103 [View Original Post]

I Highly recommend Charlie, formerly with YGND.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ss-23/10400617

Extremely sweet gal, safe place. She gives a nice 'rub down', lets you play with the ta-ta's, teases the shit out of you and is skilled with the P-spot play. My only regret is that I don't get to see her often enough.

I totally respect your recommendation, but I had a much different experience with her. She went to "Change" after I was on the table and was gone for 20 minutes, and have me the low down during the massage about her chronic colon issues.

No thanks. If she was gorgeous, that would be one thing, but her body is pretty lumpy and looks even worse in the sweats she greeted me in.

**Lovethatbob** · 09-12-13 09:59

Originally Posted by Geo175 [View Original Post]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ack-27/7088804

Try the search box. Been well reviewed. Learn how to use this tool and you'll a) get answers more quickly, be) show yourself to be a thoughtful person worthy of others' time and respect, and see) save money and time in the long run.

Good luck.

(Got to laugh at how this system changes some things around like simple letters of the alphabet. Like ABC.)

**Geo175** · 09-11-13 17:51

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ack-27/7088804

**Bill Bradsky** · 09-11-13 14:46

Originally Posted by Jeffc 574 [View Original Post]

Found this on one of her ads. For give me for a direct copy / paste:

CREDIT CARDS ARE ACCEPTED

So now the working girls accept credit cards. Prosecutors must love that. But no one is that stupid, right? Right? Geez, I hope not.

**Jeffc 574** · 09-11-13 12:44

Originally Posted by Train88 [View Original Post]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ed-23/12210400

Talked to her yesterday after reading good reviews, but the request is $.80 for an hour. I said that's way more than I'm willing to go, and she said,"I think that seems low for an hour." Other references say she's gorgeous and a great rub, but I'm not willing to go over $.20 for a rub. That seems crazy to me.

Found this on one of her ads. For give me for a direct copy / paste:

FBSM.

BDSM.

Fantasies.

Fetishes (Depending On The Nature)

BDMS (YMMV)

FBSM. Topless.

120hh (100hh Review Special)

180hr (160hr Review Special)

FBSM. Nude w / French / Russian.

200hh (160hh Review Special)

250hr (220hr Review Special)

ABSOLUTELY NO: (DON'T EVEN ASK)

BB (anything)

COF.

CIM.

GK.

STRIPPER SLIDES.

CREDIT CARDS ARE ACCEPTEDFBSM.

BDSM.

Fantasies.

Fetishes (Depending On The Nature)

BDMS (YMMV)

FBSM. Topless.

120hh (100hh Review Special)

180hr (160hr Review Special)

FBSM. Nude w / French / Russian.

200hh (160hh Review Special)

250hr (220hr Review Special)

ABSOLUTELY NO: (DON'T EVEN ASK)

BB (anything)

COF.

CIM.

GK.

STRIPPER SLIDES.

CREDIT CARDS ARE ACCEPTED