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**SingleMoms** · 10-13-13 22:23

That sucks. Pun intended. Tell her you slipped and hit the corner of the table or a chair, nuts were killing you too, thought you were going to die. How about that you were doing doing something in the garage or in the yard and dropped something on Mr Johnson or ran into something. Fell off a ladder, stumbled, and landed on _________. Lost your balance and hit the _______. Just floating a couple of ideas. Good luck.

Originally Posted by NoLongerLurker [View Original Post]

I have been a lurker on this list for most of the past 2-3 years. I had originally registered using a better known user name, in fact too well known in my industry, so I became more and more hesitant to post my limited expeirences. Nonetheless, I have to share this with the list.

I recently visited Palm Tree for the 2nd time in about three weeks. I don't want to mention the provider because I don't want to hurt her feelings. Nonetheless, I went there Thursday evening and got a great table shower, and then offered $8. She disrobed completely and began a BJ which is what I went there for. After a few minutes it seemed like it was harder than I wanted or needed, and told her to stop and just use lotion instead. Friday morning I woke up (wife is out of town as is usual in these types of situations) and that was the first time I looked down and I thought I was going to die. My penis was and still is almost one massive contusion. Blueish-gray almost over the entire surface. It was one of those things that you think to yourself,"Well, if I just look away for awhile, maybe it will disappear." Well, no such luck.

Yesterday, I was on Google half the morning looking up quick solutions for treating contusions of the penis. AND yes, there are many, many listings, most being blamed on masturbation, etc. I found listings for one cream (Armica) and one extract (capsule) called Butcher's Broom. If I could overdose on either I would gladly do so. My wife returns from her trip Monday evening, and I am just wondering how long I can keep this fucking blue / black monstrous abomination hidden from her. This is an unbelievable nightmare and if I can keep it hidden until it heals (maybe never <g) I am going to give up sex completely! If she notices it, which surely she will, I have decided to admit to a harder than normal attempt at masturbation and hope she accepts that.

**Delioj** · 10-13-13 14:45

Hello guys,

Have anybody see these girls?

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...ing-24/9350758

I am also thinking about dreaming with Mariah:

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...-80-19/9347548

Any help is appreciated.

**NewSailor** · 10-13-13 11:03

I think she looks hot but that ass looks photoshopped or it could be real. It'd be funny if it was actually photoshopped. But like with all new ads, I'm kinda hesitant to TOFTT. If anyone knows anything about this girl I'm all ears.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...ell-22/9379507

**Cockalorum** · 10-12-13 23:09

I guess you missed my post where I gave warning she could suck a golf ball through a hose, I was black and blue for over 3 days. It goes away

I loved the "oh. I must of sucked to hard".

Originally Posted by Nolongerlurker [View Original Post]

I have been a lurker on this list for most of the past 2-3 years. I had originally registered using a better known user name, in fact too well known in my industry, so I became more and more hesitant to post my limited expeirences. Nonetheless, I have to share this with the list.

I recently visited Palm Tree for the 2nd time in about three weeks. I don't want to mention the provider because I don't want to hurt her feelings. Nonetheless, I went there Thursday evening and got a great table shower, and then offered $8. She disrobed completely and began a BJ which is what I went there for. After a few minutes it seemed like it was harder than I wanted or needed, and told her to stop and just use lotion instead. Friday morning I woke up (wife is out of town as is usual in these types of situations) and that was the first time I looked down and I thought I was going to die. My penis was and still is almost one massive contusion. Blueish-gray almost over the entire surface. It was one of those things that you think to yourself,"Well, if I just look away for awhile, maybe it will disappear." Well, no such luck.

Yesterday, I was on Google half the morning looking up quick solutions for treating contusions of the penis. AND yes, there are many, many listings, most being blamed on masturbation, etc. I found listings for one cream (Armica) and one extract (capsule) called Butcher's Broom. If I could overdose on either I would gladly do so. My wife returns from her trip Monday evening, and I am just wondering how long I can keep this fucking blue / black monstrous abomination hidden from her. This is an unbelievable nightmare and if I can keep it hidden until it heals (maybe never <g) I am going to give up sex completely! If she notices it, which surely she will, I have decided to admit to a harder than normal attempt at masturbation and hope she accepts that.

**Harold77** · 10-12-13 22:29

Originally Posted by Hawkeye49 [View Original Post]

I couldn't agree with you more. This is one of the few young ladies who was able to get two dreams out of me, which doesn't happen often!

Easy to believe you were able to get 2 dreams. She is well skilled with a very fit body. She is perfect for newbies and experienced mongers.

**WhitePasta** · 10-12-13 15:07

Immediately and not spend time on Google!

Originally Posted by Nolongerlurker [View Original Post]

I have been a lurker on this list for most of the past 2-3 years. I had originally registered using a better known user name, in fact too well known in my industry, so I became more and more hesitant to post my limited expeirences. Nonetheless, I have to share this with the list.

I recently visited Palm Tree for the 2nd time in about three weeks. I don't want to mention the provider because I don't want to hurt her feelings. Nonetheless, I went there Thursday evening and got a great table shower, and then offered $8. She disrobed completely and began a BJ which is what I went there for. After a few minutes it seemed like it was harder than I wanted or needed, and told her to stop and just use lotion instead. Friday morning I woke up (wife is out of town as is usual in these types of situations) and that was the first time I looked down and I thought I was going to die. My penis was and still is almost one massive contusion. Blueish-gray almost over the entire surface. It was one of those things that you think to yourself,"Well, if I just look away for awhile, maybe it will disappear." Well, no such luck.

Yesterday, I was on Google half the morning looking up quick solutions for treating contusions of the penis. AND yes, there are many, many listings, most being blamed on masturbation, etc. I found listings for one cream (Armica) and one extract (capsule) called Butcher's Broom. If I could overdose on either I would gladly do so. My wife returns from her trip Monday evening, and I am just wondering how long I can keep this fucking blue / black monstrous abomination hidden from her. This is an unbelievable nightmare and if I can keep it hidden until it heals (maybe never <g) I am going to give up sex completely! If she notices it, which surely she will, I have decided to admit to a harder than normal attempt at masturbation and hope she accepts that.

**WhitePasta** · 10-12-13 15:02

That is true 100%. Two words STAY AWAY!

Originally Posted by NewSailor [View Original Post]

Looks like she's back from the gray bar and from what I gathered she is no longer good to see. I can't what exactly what is it but it'll be stuck with you for life! Stay away from this one, she aint worth it!

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...est-19/9383579

**NoLongerLurker** · 10-12-13 12:55

I have been a lurker on this list for most of the past 2-3 years. I had originally registered using a better known user name, in fact too well known in my industry, so I became more and more hesitant to post my limited expeirences. Nonetheless, I have to share this with the list.

I recently visited Palm Tree for the 2nd time in about three weeks. I don't want to mention the provider because I don't want to hurt her feelings. Nonetheless, I went there Thursday evening and got a great table shower, and then offered $8. She disrobed completely and began a BJ which is what I went there for. After a few minutes it seemed like it was harder than I wanted or needed, and told her to stop and just use lotion instead. Friday morning I woke up (wife is out of town as is usual in these types of situations) and that was the first time I looked down and I thought I was going to die. My penis was and still is almost one massive contusion. Blueish-gray almost over the entire surface. It was one of those things that you think to yourself,"Well, if I just look away for awhile, maybe it will disappear." Well, no such luck.

Yesterday, I was on Google half the morning looking up quick solutions for treating contusions of the penis. AND yes, there are many, many listings, most being blamed on masturbation, etc. I found listings for one cream (Armica) and one extract (capsule) called Butcher's Broom. If I could overdose on either I would gladly do so. My wife returns from her trip Monday evening, and I am just wondering how long I can keep this fucking blue / black monstrous abomination hidden from her. This is an unbelievable nightmare and if I can keep it hidden until it heals (maybe never <g ) I am going to give up sex completely! If she notices it, which surely she will, I have decided to admit to a harder than normal attempt at masturbation and hope she accepts that.

**NewSailor** · 10-12-13 12:31

Looks like she's back from the gray bar and from what I gathered she is no longer good to see. I can't what exactly what is it but it'll be stuck with you for life! Stay away from this one, she aint worth it!

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...est-19/9383579

**Pusspuss** · 10-12-13 06:55

Originally Posted by Tennesee [View Original Post]

She has a couple different ads out there, If she was any closer I would consider TOFTT.

http://www.tineye.com/search/0def973...9d73a06bc70ae/

http://www.tineye.com/search/show_al...62/rotci.com/1

Looks like a line of track marks.

**PokerJoker** · 10-11-13 15:50

Long time lurker, not many posts. I saw Missy today, if you like BBWs then she is your girl. Very easy to talk to, and her location is easy to get to. She is VERY clean, and and has huge tits. This was my first time with a provider as I usually do the AMP's, I was not disappointed! And with her special she has she is worth every penny!

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...ics-22/9079946

PokerJoker

**Otto22** · 10-11-13 09:51

Originally Posted by WolfpackFan10 [View Original Post]

Not sure where to request insight on someone in the Treasure Coast area. Anyone have insight on the this one?

http://treasurecoast.backpage.com/Fe...all-36/8059622

Says she has a great sense of humor. Does that include not knowing how to spell her name?

**Tennesee** · 10-11-13 09:27

Originally Posted by WolfpackFan10 [View Original Post]

Not sure where to request insight on someone in the Treasure Coast area. Anyone have insight on the this one?

http://treasurecoast.backpage.com/Fe...all-36/8059622

She has a couple different ads out there, If she was any closer I would consider TOFTT.

http://www.tineye.com/search/0def973...9d73a06bc70ae/

http://www.tineye.com/search/show_al...62/rotci.com/1

**Sparky 1984** · 10-11-13 09:15

Originally Posted by WolfpackFan10 [View Original Post]

Not sure where to request insight on someone in the Treasure Coast area. Anyone have insight on the this one?

http://treasurecoast.backpage.com/Fe...all-36/8059622

The othER site says not GFE everything covered $$ per hour

**WolfpackFan10** · 10-10-13 20:36

Not sure where to request insight on someone in the Treasure Coast area. Anyone have insight on the this one?

http://treasurecoast.backpage.com/Fe...all-36/8059622