Massage Parlor Reports

**Roamin Roman** · 10-12-13 00:19

Originally Posted by YMMV Alot [View Original Post]

Roman is very correct with his science. And I regret the inaccuracy of my analogy (and spelling errors)

YMMV Alot

Not to fret, my friend. At least you can take solace in never having burned out a 50Hz motor by plugging it into a 60Hz source. Unfortunately, I've got smoke on my fingers.

Of course, your analogy also raises a question: Do AMP girls operate at 50Hz or 60Hz?

**Ymmv Alot** · 10-09-13 17:57

Originally Posted by Roamin Roman [View Original Post]

The nerd in me has to reply.

It's actually like a 50Hz clock run at 60Hz. (This will cause the clock to run faster.) A 60Hz clock run at 50Hz will run slower.

Sorry, my friend, I just couldn't resist. So, call me a nerd.

Otherwise, cheers to a standup guy.

R:R

Roman is very correct with his science. And I regret the inaccuracy of my analogy (and spelling errors)

YMMV Alot

**Roamin Roman** · 10-09-13 01:23

Originally Posted by YMMV Alot [View Original Post]

I have regretfully noted the 50-minute rule at the new city. And although I like the place and the providers, I think (at least for now) , I will take my custom elsewhere.

Perhaps the manager will notice. The hobby is enjoyable, but not inexpensive. And with furloughs or just the expenses of life, if 50 minutes = hour, the $80 should = $67.

FWIW. I visited last week. Had another enjoyable appointment with Nichole who is CMT-quality with great hands. I was frustrated only by again being shortened on time, but if you visit perhaps.

YMMC Alot

The nerd in me has to reply.

It's actually like a 50Hz clock run at 60Hz. (This will cause the clock to run faster.) A 60Hz clock run at 50Hz will run slower.

Sorry, my friend, I just couldn't resist. So, call me a nerd.

Otherwise, cheers to a standup guy.

R:R

**Black Coffee** · 10-07-13 22:10

Originally Posted by Telcova [View Original Post]

June at City told me you get 50 min for the hr and 25min for the half (when I told her I got shorted there last time)

Just like the policies at most psychotherapists I've heard of.

**Ready** · 10-07-13 13:41

Originally Posted by The Nub [View Original Post]

Stopped by for therapy and I was greeted by my therapist at the door. Tiny k-girl, under 5", I'd put her around 30, looked kind of cute. Massage was medium pressure, average for an AMP. I guess mamasan was out, because my therapist seemed to be in charge of the phone, she walked out twice during my session to answer the phone. She was very apologetic. After the flip an ok therapy, decent technique and I was left stress free. I roamed UTC up north, and UTC lightly on the rear.

Overall it was an average session, nothing to rave about. But the therapist was kind of cute and younger than most. Total damage 0. 8 + 0. 4

I have visited Mei a couple times, and had a different K-Girl each time, both younger than most KAMPs. Clean, stand-up shower rinse and no noticeable smell from cooking (or heating up) Korean food. Both times, the girls were answering the phone, and one left the room twice.

One gave a decent massage, the other seemed to be new to the business (but pleasant). Both cases the standard NoVA. Nice providers, but too disruptive for me without a mama-san.

**Ymmv Alot** · 10-06-13 21:33

I have regretfully noted the 50-minute rule at the new city. And although I like the place and the providers, I think (at least for now) , I will take my custom elsewhere.

Perhaps the manager will notice. The hobby is enjoyable, but not inexpensive. And with furloughs or just the expenses of life, if 50 minutes = hour, the $80 should = $67.

FWIW. I visited last week. Had another enjoyable appointment with Nichole who is CMT-quality with great hands. I was frustrated only by again being shortened on time, but if you visit perhaps.

YMMC Alot

**Telcova** · 10-06-13 16:32

Originally Posted by OneHitWonders [View Original Post]

Thanks for the post. I don't blame you."shorting of time" is a big turn off for me-even if the masseuse is very good. I just don't like that feeling of being rushed out.

June at City told me you get 50 min for the hr and 25min for the half (when I told her I got shorted there last time)

**Serpico99** · 10-06-13 11:29

Originally Posted by Harley Dude 29 [View Original Post]

Stopped by Smile to see if any good treats. Drew Kimmy. TS was ok, but not much cleaning of key areas even with encouragement. Decent massage but she was very good at staying out of reach. Decent HE but nothing more. Bad part of visit was her actions on her tip. She was not happy with the standard $40 and threw it on the table and escorted me to the door with no talk or anything. Wold not go back nor recommend. Maybe she will learn some day that normal actions get normal pay and no more.

This has been my experience with the Korean AMPs. Friggin greedy. They want more money for less work.

**Harley Dude 29** · 10-06-13 09:17

Stopped by Smile to see if any good treats. Drew Kimmy. TS was ok, but not much cleaning of key areas even with encouragement. Decent massage but she was very good at staying out of reach. Decent HE but nothing more. Bad part of visit was her actions on her tip. She was not happy with the standard $40 and threw it on the table and escorted me to the door with no talk or anything. Wold not go back nor recommend. Maybe she will learn some day that normal actions get normal pay and no more.

**Kijimuna** · 10-05-13 17:25

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Is Coco the long haired Chinese gal? If so, what is on the menu. PM is fine.

PC out

Coco is late 20's / early 30's with long hair. Cici is the older lady with even longer hair.

**Pcpc1688** · 10-05-13 10:09

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Coco is back at Swan. Hands down the hottest Chinese provider around.

Is Coco the long haired Chinese gal? If so, what is on the menu. PM is fine.

PC out

**Kijimuna** · 10-04-13 14:11

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Any of you fine gentleman come across anything to write home about lately?

Looking for another diamond in the rough.

PC out

Coco is back at Swan. Hands down the hottest Chinese provider around.

**Pcpc1688** · 10-04-13 10:43

Any of you fine gentleman come across anything to write home about lately?

Looking for another diamond in the rough.

PC out

**Telcova** · 10-02-13 13:52

Originally Posted by Skirite Hound [View Original Post]

June, from M&M in Franconia, has moved to this new place in Springfield. It's tucked away behind the Air Plus air conditioning business. You can't see it from Old Keene Mill Road. It's decent, with a table shower. June is a good provider, but you can distract her by getting her talking too much. The massage suffers in that case. That's one advantage of providers that don't speak English.

Saw June this weekend decent massage, and HE with digit, she went deep.

I'd do it again.

**Pcpc1688** · 10-01-13 15:17

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

If experienced old timers like RF have problems, it seems to reinforce my decision to do a lot less exploring than I used to - especially of KAMPs, at least when stuck here in DC / NOVA. I have a regular here, do a few CAMPs and do more while out traveling. What a pain when you can't even count on the KAMPs for a basic NOVA finish, even given a $80 door fee. Sucks! As PC would say. I wish I was back in SoCal. My first house was in the heart of San Gabriel Valley. Home of asian value.

Sunny, nothing like SGV for Asian holes LOL.

PC out