Massage Parlor Reports

[JmSuttr]

Dude as much money as I make you don't have to believe me but for real AMPs are all great.

Because with every post you simply dig yourself further into the sh*thole of forum oblivion. In case you hadn't noticed, this board is all about credibility and you've done a great job of demonstrating that you have none.

For example, your statement "as much money as I make" is a complete non sequitur (look it up) and utterly fails to change my perception of you as nothing more than a cheap shill. As a second example, your statement that "for real AMPs are all great" is factually false. Some AMPs are great, some are just OK and some really suck and are a waste of time and money.

The point of what we do here is to share credible information about which places and masseuses are worth seeing and which are not. And the purpose of my responses to your posts is to show that the crap you're trying to feed us does not add to that body of information and is best disregarded.

[Vamassage Fan]

I am not a customer of all places, but each place that I patronize advertises for a therapeutic massage from a licensed provider (I've seen the certificates on the wall). If you are expecting anything else.

YMMV Alot.

PS. Some hobbyists ask for a line-up, some don't. The key is to be recognized by the manager as a reliable, drama-free, repeat client. A good business relationship with the manager may not be critical, but it is certainly helpful.

Even when you visit a new place. I recently visited a new place that wants no reviews. I was expecting (and really felt the need for) a very good massage. I got that. But also got a very nice treat an the end even though I did not recognize the girl. She remembered me from a prior place / visits. So in these times of ultra caution, one thing to remember is that just because others panned a place as a no finish place. If your known (and a reliable good tipper), you will often receive a very pleasant conclusion.

[Volvos40]

Guess what, who gives a shit about your 'ample parking'. Take your ad and shove it. You are another upsell Korean-AMP, full of greedy gambling-debt-ridden K-hos.

Take your ad somewhere else.

After a visit to several different spas I realized that TOP SPA was one of the better ones. With staffs willing to help you relieve your stress for a good cost. These massage experts high standards massage skill and it will treat you well. In an environment pleasant to be in your comfort is not compromised. They also have ample parking lot. A spa like TOP SPA is not to be ignored. Located in Falls church Come try a visit and you will be surprised.

[Collio2]

You have 13 posts to your name and every single one is an unqualified positive review of an AMP. In fact, you've given positive reviews to places in Jacksonville, Colorado Springs, Sacramento, Mobile, PG County and Northern VA. And in most of your posts you claim to have received either BJ (including CIM) or FS. Also, in your Sacramento Forum post on 4/23 you claim that it was an account of your very first visit to an AMP. Yet you have five earlier posts detailing other reported AMP visits.

Don't know what your game is, but my scammer radar is on high alert and I don't believe a word of any of your posts.

Dude as much money as I make you don't have to believe me but for real AMPs are all great.

[Amp Bum]

This is probably a newbie mistake but I was hopeful. I've been seeing signs plugged in the medians for a 49/ hr special for this place so I called for an appointment. First hint: no buzzer in the front, but ok; over the years I've been to a place or two that didn't have one. Second hint: no shower; however, on the phone I asked about TS for which the response was no but there was a shower in the bathroom.

There was an immediate upsell from .49 for the hour to .79 for 1.5 hours. In walks a see-gal from Shanghai with be-cpus, a so-so face and acceptable body. I said ok to the 1.5 hours. The massage wasn't the best I've had but very close.

No roaming was allowed despite a few attempts. Damage: .79 + .25. It was a bit disappointing because I was worked up and looking for something more than just a massage. I'd be interested in knowing if your experience was different.

[JmSuttr]

After a visit to several different spas I realized that TOP SPA was one of the better ones. With staffs willing to help you relieve your stress for a good cost. These massage experts high standards massage skill and it will treat you well. In an environment pleasant to be in your comfort is not compromised. They also have ample parking lot. A spa like TOP SPA is not to be ignored. Located in Falls church Come try a visit and you will be surprised.

You have 13 posts to your name and every single one is an unqualified positive review of an AMP. In fact, you've given positive reviews to places in Jacksonville, Colorado Springs, Sacramento, Mobile, PG County and Northern VA. And in most of your posts you claim to have received either BJ (including CIM) or FS. Also, in your Sacramento Forum post on 4/23 you claim that it was an account of your very first visit to an AMP. Yet you have five earlier posts detailing other reported AMP visits.

Don't know what your game is, but my scammer radar is on high alert and I don't believe a word of any of your posts.

[Collio2]

After a visit to several different spas I realized that TOP SPA was one of the better ones. With staffs willing to help you relieve your stress for a good cost. These massage experts high standards massage skill and it will treat you well. In an environment pleasant to be in your comfort is not compromised. They also have ample parking lot. A spa like TOP SPA is not to be ignored. Located in Falls church Come try a visit and you will be surprised.

[Roamin Roman]

Roman is very correct with his science. And I regret the inaccuracy of my analogy (and spelling errors)

YMMV Alot

Not to fret, my friend. At least you can take solace in never having burned out a 50Hz motor by plugging it into a 60Hz source. Unfortunately, I've got smoke on my fingers.

Of course, your analogy also raises a question: Do AMP girls operate at 50Hz or 60Hz?

[Ymmv Alot]

The nerd in me has to reply.

It's actually like a 50Hz clock run at 60Hz. (This will cause the clock to run faster.) A 60Hz clock run at 50Hz will run slower.

Sorry, my friend, I just couldn't resist. So, call me a nerd.

Otherwise, cheers to a standup guy.

R:R

Roman is very correct with his science. And I regret the inaccuracy of my analogy (and spelling errors)

YMMV Alot

[Roamin Roman]

I have regretfully noted the 50-minute rule at the new city. And although I like the place and the providers, I think (at least for now) , I will take my custom elsewhere.

Perhaps the manager will notice. The hobby is enjoyable, but not inexpensive. And with furloughs or just the expenses of life, if 50 minutes = hour, the $80 should = $67.

FWIW. I visited last week. Had another enjoyable appointment with Nichole who is CMT-quality with great hands. I was frustrated only by again being shortened on time, but if you visit perhaps.

YMMC Alot

The nerd in me has to reply.

It's actually like a 50Hz clock run at 60Hz. (This will cause the clock to run faster.) A 60Hz clock run at 50Hz will run slower.

Sorry, my friend, I just couldn't resist. So, call me a nerd.

Otherwise, cheers to a standup guy.

R:R

[Black Coffee]

June at City told me you get 50 min for the hr and 25min for the half (when I told her I got shorted there last time)

Just like the policies at most psychotherapists I've heard of.

[Ready]

Stopped by for therapy and I was greeted by my therapist at the door. Tiny k-girl, under 5", I'd put her around 30, looked kind of cute. Massage was medium pressure, average for an AMP. I guess mamasan was out, because my therapist seemed to be in charge of the phone, she walked out twice during my session to answer the phone. She was very apologetic. After the flip an ok therapy, decent technique and I was left stress free. I roamed UTC up north, and UTC lightly on the rear.

Overall it was an average session, nothing to rave about. But the therapist was kind of cute and younger than most. Total damage 0. 8 + 0. 4

I have visited Mei a couple times, and had a different K-Girl each time, both younger than most KAMPs. Clean, stand-up shower rinse and no noticeable smell from cooking (or heating up) Korean food. Both times, the girls were answering the phone, and one left the room twice.

One gave a decent massage, the other seemed to be new to the business (but pleasant). Both cases the standard NoVA. Nice providers, but too disruptive for me without a mama-san.

[Ymmv Alot]

I have regretfully noted the 50-minute rule at the new city. And although I like the place and the providers, I think (at least for now) , I will take my custom elsewhere.

Perhaps the manager will notice. The hobby is enjoyable, but not inexpensive. And with furloughs or just the expenses of life, if 50 minutes = hour, the $80 should = $67.

FWIW. I visited last week. Had another enjoyable appointment with Nichole who is CMT-quality with great hands. I was frustrated only by again being shortened on time, but if you visit perhaps.

YMMC Alot

[Telcova]

Thanks for the post. I don't blame you."shorting of time" is a big turn off for me-even if the masseuse is very good. I just don't like that feeling of being rushed out.

June at City told me you get 50 min for the hr and 25min for the half (when I told her I got shorted there last time)

[Serpico99]

Stopped by Smile to see if any good treats. Drew Kimmy. TS was ok, but not much cleaning of key areas even with encouragement. Decent massage but she was very good at staying out of reach. Decent HE but nothing more. Bad part of visit was her actions on her tip. She was not happy with the standard $40 and threw it on the table and escorted me to the door with no talk or anything. Wold not go back nor recommend. Maybe she will learn some day that normal actions get normal pay and no more.

This has been my experience with the Korean AMPs. Friggin greedy. They want more money for less work.