Massage Parlor Reports

[Ropeshark07]

[QUOTE=Moonglow913; 1893935]

It is obvious my friend you haven't had a Nuru massage done right. Find someone good and who provides FS. You'll not only have a great time but believe it is worth every penny.

I haven't been able to find anyone in this area with decent bodyslide or even decent review for bodyslide. (One exception is Bonita. Profile on NR, but I can't *ever* reach her.) I had a great time with the massage parlors in Toronto, basically a legal HJ HE, but wow! I'd love to hear of any reachable ladies doing the same in the D.

[Sphunter]

Stopped by here again.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-2712/13673531

Last week to see if they were getting back to their prior level of service before the bust a little over a year ago! It went the same as my previous review which I couldn't seem to find but I got medium touch for 1 hour the masseuse was probably about 40 ish and slim and very flirtatious and did a good soft teasing before the flip! She initially covered my joint with a towel but I just pulled it off. She started light touch on the chest thighs and stomach and then slathered some oil on my hand and moved to self serve position. I grabbed her hand and tried (more than once) to get her going but she refused all efforts and said her boss would get mad and fire her. I told her not to worry I would kept it quiet she absolutely refused so I ended the session as I was getting dress she came back in stuck her hand out and demanded a tip. I gave her 5 singles. And she got pouty and started to whine. I told her if she wanted to finish with HJ I would tip her 40. She said no I don't you do it! I said if I do it will you tip me She pretended not to understand I just told her to have a good night and she followed me into the parking lot demanding 20 for a tip. I told her I didn't understand her and got in my car and left!

That's funny stuff there!

[Throtbngr]

Stopped by here again.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-2712/13673531

Last week to see if they were getting back to their prior level of service before the bust a little over a year ago! It went the same as my previous review which I couldn't seem to find but I got medium touch for 1 hour the masseuse was probably about 40 ish and slim and very flirtatious and did a good soft teasing before the flip! She initially covered my joint with a towel but I just pulled it off. She started light touch on the chest thighs and stomach and then slathered some oil on my hand and moved to self serve position. I grabbed her hand and tried (more than once) to get her going but she refused all efforts and said her boss would get mad and fire her. I told her not to worry I would kept it quiet she absolutely refused so I ended the session as I was getting dress she came back in stuck her hand out and demanded a tip. I gave her 5 singles. And she got pouty and started to whine. I told her if she wanted to finish with HJ I would tip her 40. She said no I don't you do it! I said if I do it will you tip me She pretended not to understand I just told her to have a good night and she followed me into the parking lot demanding 20 for a tip. I told her I didn't understand her and got in my car and left!

[I Toftt]

[QUOTE=Moonglow913; 1893935]

It is obvious my friend you haven't had a Nuru massage done right. Find someone good and who provides FS. You'll not only have a great time but believe it is worth every penny.

Have you visited any local providers? It seems like every AMP is just the same ol same ol.

Just looking for a change of pace, an with a lot of local massage girls wanting crazy amounts for even a HJ, I won't feel so bad spending a bit more for a different experience.

[FindingGold]

[QUOTE=Moonglow913; 1893935]

It is obvious my friend you haven't had a Nuru massage done right. Find someone good and who provides FS. You'll not only have a great time but believe it is worth every penny.

I've enjoyed myself some bodyslides, but have yet to get one from a provider that provided FS, anyone you can recommend?

[Moonglow913]

[QUOTE=HereIam2; 1893921]

So I've been dying to try a nuru massage, anyone have a personal experiance I've found a few ads seems pricey but I feel its worth trying once, is it worth the price any provider better than others I'm partial to asians, thanks ill report back after I take the plung.

Over rated, another word for body slide. Provider gets naked with some goop ets on top, rubs the goop onto your body. 20 minutes later, front and back done, with HJ. Nothing else.

Good luck! These bees are calling it "nuru " to get more money.

Worth only tops 50 / hour. NOT 200! By even a porn star. Save your money for a real massage!

It is obvious my friend you haven't had a Nuru massage done right. Find someone good and who provides FS. You'll not only have a great time but believe it is worth every penny.

[HereIam2]

[QUOTE=I Toftt; 1893631]So I've been dying to try a nuru massage, anyone have a personal experiance I've found a few ads seems pricey but I feel its worth trying once, is it worth the price any provider better than others I'm partial to asians, thanks ill report back after I take the plung.

Over rated, another word for body slide. Provider gets naked with some goop ets on top, rubs the goop onto your body. 20 minutes later, front n back done, with HJ. Nothing else.

Good luck! These bees are calling it "nuru " to get more money.

Worth only tops 50 / hour. NOT 200! By even a porn star ....save your money for a real massage!

[Dabbler1000]

That's my experience exactly. Still pretty fine by M1 standards. I think she really does take some pride in her job when you get past the other BS.

I've seen Taco at M-1 twice in the past couple of weeks now. I had been having a good time with Sugar but was hoping for a girl with a little less meat on her bones. I'm torn. Sugar is fun but Taco is a bit 'out there'. She loves to philosophize. What the lord wants, the power of the mind, the energy of nature, etc. I think it may be the way she mentally escapes the business she's in but I'm still trying to figure her out. I just roll with it.

Taco has a great body, great C's / D's and gives a nice bbj if you can keep her on it for a little while. She has a routine she'll go through so you have to steer things your way to get what you want. In the end I think I'll keep seeing her since it will probably get better with time. Mama isn't even counting the $1. 2 I hand her any more. She just takes it and leaves.

I do need to get Taco to give a body slide.

[I Toftt]

So I've been dying to try a nuru massage, anyone have a personal experiance I've found a few ads seems pricey but I feel its worth trying once, is it worth the price any provider better than others I'm partial to asians, thanks ill report back after I take the plunge.

[Worker]

I've seen Taco at M-1 twice in the past couple of weeks now. I had been having a good time with Sugar but was hoping for a girl with a little less meat on her bones. I'm torn. Sugar is fun but Taco is a bit 'out there'. She loves to philosophize. What the lord wants, the power of the mind, the energy of nature, etc. I think it may be the way she mentally escapes the business she's in but I'm still trying to figure her out. I just roll with it.

Taco has a great body, great C's / D's and gives a nice bbj if you can keep her on it for a little while. She has a routine she'll go through so you have to steer things your way to get what you want. In the end I think I'll keep seeing her since it will probably get better with time. Mama isn't even counting the $1. 2 I hand her any more. She just takes it and leaves.

I do need to get Taco to give a body slide.

[Worker]

This woman for starters is minimum 50, the saddest tits I've ever seen! Her house should be condemned, based on health issues, her massage area is upstairs, with dog, cat shit and urine all over stairs, she laughs about it!

During a not good massage, all she does is talk about all the other mps! WTF? (Paranoid as hell) Drops her top, and sware all I saw were her nipples touch her fat stomach that just hung there. She grabbed my (not hard) dick,

And asked whats wrong? Between the smell of her and her. Place, and the fact sheis so drooped all over, and look like broom hilda, the little guy just wasn't. Or going work! Did I mention zero massage. Skills?

Don't call, the only thing "stunning " about this one is what her place smells like. It will stun you!

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ub-41/13965173

I concur. I saw her this past winter and it was bad. The house smelled, she used some scented oil / lotion that was very strong, and her body is disgusting. I remember closing my eyes and imagining something else during the release.

I should have known by her ad. Anyone that doesn't show their face but shows their legs and feet don't have much else to offer.

[Throtbngr]

Anyone have intel on this one?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...today/14177775

[HereIam2]

This woman for starters is minimum 50, the saddest tits I've ever seen! Her house should be condemned, based on health issues, her massage area is upstairs, with dog, cat shit and urine all over stairs, she laughs about it!

During a not good massage, all she does is talk about all the other mps! WTF? (Paranoid as hell) Drops her top, and sware all I saw were her nipples touch her fat stomach that just hung there. She grabbed my (not hard) dick,

And asked whats wrong? Between the smell of her and her. Place, and the fact sheis so drooped all over, and look like broom hilda, the little guy just wasn't. Or going work! Did I mention zero massage. Skills?

Don't call, the only thing "stunning " about this one is what her place smells like. It will stun you!

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ub-41/13965173

[Ropeshark07]

Fellow members. Please don't spoil the providers. They now EXPECT $ 60 for a HE. If you don't pay them they give you this nasty look. Also, please make sure that there is a MASSAGE and not just a quick mechanical HJ. I just dropped a buck twenty on a stupid massage with a very mechanical HE with NO touching or nothing sensual at Wayne Road. When I took out a 40, she said."All pay 60. You pay 60". Now she could have been bluffing but going through the forum it seems like quite a few of you are big spenders. This is the 2nd time this has happened to me. Don't raise the price for the rest of us. It quickly adds up for regulars.

I think you may have gotten a pushy provider. You can't judge what I did based on feedback from the massage provider. Least reliable source ever. I *am* what you're likely to call a big spender. And I will continue to do so because it works for me, thank you. By which I mean I tip $40 consistently for a decent massage and decent HJ. But I expect them to take reasonable direction within those parameters. Not too rushed, hard massage on request, etc. I'm not a roamer and I don't expect a BJ at an AMP, so I don't push those boundaries.

But even though I'm a regular for over a year at Acu on Middlebelt (Westland) , Acu on Telegraph (Detroit) and Chinese Massage on Wayne (Westland). I get strange requests all the time. Acu at Telegraph once refused handjob entirely (her first day) , same with Wayne. Girl at Acu just tried to barter me up to $60. One girl couldn't even remember me and tried to barter me up to $30. Even though I always tip more. Funny. I also got a two-hand once for price without asking because the girl was tired. It's a YMMV kind of world.

No matter what you're approach, they're going to ask for more. No point blaming that on other mongers. Guys are going to try to roam further or what not, and they're going to try and maximize their money. That's never going to change, no matter how many dudes post about price solidarity in the forum.

[HereIam2]

You should stand your ground with them instead of chastising the forum.

I got a decent-to-above average massage (1 hr for $60) from Mia at Wayne Road and when I asked her to take her top off she told me $60. I told her I would only pay $40 and she obliged.

I've done this myself, massage is amazing, on flip, hot chic, and my dick takes over! WTF? So frustrating!

I have over paid several times, knowingly, if all above is taking place! Too easy to do and I've been in the hobby many years.

I agree though, if massage sux, and the "planets " are not in order, only HJ. 60 is way too much!

But, we all have made this mistake!