Strip Club Reports

[CookieLover2]

It doesn't hurt to try. She said she wouldn't fuck just anyone.

Dats what they all say; $ talks

[Into N Out]

What about older skinny guys?

It doesn't hurt to try. She said she wouldn't fuck just anyone.

[Poke-Herman]

Checked out Paradise after watching the Dodger game at a sportsbar. There were about 10 PL's and the ones I saw working were: Erica, Anjanna, Sativa, Veronica, Serenity, Sasha. Another site, said Jordan was working as well, but since I have never seen her before, I couldn't figure out which one was her. Veronica sits down next to me and starts chatting it up. If you like BBW's, she is definitely your girl. She is cute, but gets annoying and pushy for dances. Sativa appeared from the back from time to time after her usual bong hits, but she had probably made enough money for the day as she didn't come out for dances during the hour that I was there.

I stuck around and was approached by Serenity. I hadn't danced with her in quite some time and she told me that she took a year off. She looks great from the last time I remember seeing her. Took her for a 341 and she gave a nice CBJ / HJ combo. They offer 2 for 1 $20 topless dances now, but I am sure that the girls don't want to offer it as the house probably takes half of the $20.

If anyone can describe Jordan for me in detail, please PM me so I can look out for her next time. Thanks!

[AizenMyoo]

What about older skinny guys?

I'd say Paradise is definitely a sure shot place. If your friend is a younger half way decent looking guy, I'd also recommend seeing Indiana at Monarchs. She works almost every night (except fridays). She's been a sure shot thing, but she won't fuck older fat guys. She also brings all the essentials (COver, wipes, lube, etc.) FS in the 15-min VIP (.75) , and she's got a pretty nice body. It really depends on what day you go to paradise, though. PM me and I'll try to help you out.

[Into N Out]

Anyone been to Monarchs lately? If so, has Indiana been working? She hasn't been on the RCs but I know she comes in late.

Nm. She was there last night.

[Into N Out]

Anyone been to Monarchs lately? If so, has Indiana been working? She hasn't been on the RCs but I know she comes in late.

[LuckyNutz]

So went to Paradise a couple of weeks ago to have a little fun. My mistake for going on a very slow day as Karina sat with me for about 30 minutes and didn't see many woman I was attracted to. Needless to say, Karina was sweet, but I wasn't interested in her at all.

The next girl that sat next to me was Gia. Nice curvy girl with nose ring and mouth ring. She talked me into a 3-4-1 and after the first song, gave me a menu. Little head talked and after about two songs, left satisfied. Probably won't dance with her again.

Was really looking for something different and ended up with what ever was left for a midshift UHM. Next time will think twice.

[Youngster420]

Yup, sounds like a typical Paradise experience! Last time I danced with Harmony the same thing happened, I had nowhere to shoot it and had to use my shirt.

[Ocbarbarian]

I was vegging out at home yesterday with nothing to do when devious thoughts starting running through my mind. I figured a trip to Paradise might help to clear my mind, and I was right. I take the 20 minute drive to COI arriving shortly before noon. Entrance is free before noon so I'm off to a good start. I enter and get comfortable at one of the tables while my eyes adjust to the darkness. There's a girl on stage, whose name I did not get, with an incredible body. There is nothing more beautiful than a woman's body.

I count at least 7 girls but There may have been more. All are attractive in some way. I have read a lot of complaints about the quality of paradise girls on this board and I have to disagree. Everyone has their own taste and mine is for curvy next door type latinas. I don't like them fat and toothless either, so I do have standards. Anyways, I'm approached by 3 girls.

#1 is a young latina spinner type with a pretty face. She was however very quiet and made no physical contact. After 5 minutes of me making small talk and light flirting, I see my girl #3. 5'6", D titties, slim waste, curvy hips with a big ass, and jet black hair. I couldn't help but stare as she walks by me and smiles. I think #1 got the hint and abruptly offers a dance. I respectfully decline. #1 hadn't taken two steps before #2 pounces on me from behind.

#2 is another latina spinner who is not as pretty as #1 but she is way cooler. Very talkative and flirtatious. Light touching on my knee and hand. Way cool chick but I wanted the brick house instead and it showed. #2 offers a dance and adds that I won't be disappointed. I respectfully decline and hope that the brick house will approach me next. As #2 walks away, I turn my head looking for #3 and to my disappointment she's sitting with someone. I said "fuck" and turned back around.

She must have seen, because I shit you not, she stands next to me 5 seconds later. It was destiny. We sit and chat and she goes for some light rubbing on the crotch area and I'm sold. We go for the 3-4-1 and the fun begins. First 2 songs I get light stick shifting under my shorts and lfk the entire time. 3rd song I can't take it anymore and I undo my fly and she says " I guess your not a cop", I shake my head and grunt. This is where it gets scary, she licks my head once and gives me a titty fuck which is cool. She gets up grabs my cock and starts positioning her pussy over it. I grab the tip of my pecker and push her off softly. I tell her she better not get her pussy close to my dick because I'm going to stick it in. She moves my hand and does it again, I'm thinking aw fuck I can't say no. Thank god, as soon as I felt her wet pussy on the tip, my dick starts to do the twerk. I push her away and tell her I'm coming. She turns around, bends over, and spreads her ass cheeks. I start to jack hammer myself to completion. It was f'ing great, except I hand a hand a handful of goo. I should've just came on the floor, but what are we, animals? I had no choice but to wipe my hand in my pocket, consequently wiping jizz on my iPhone and on the wad of twenties. I give her another kiss on the lips and hand her the 3 sticky twenties. I stop at the washroom before I head out.

[Poke-Herman]

Entertaining story. I didn't know the VIP room was negotiable since you have to pay the house just for getting in. Or am I wrong?

The house takes $100 on the $300 VIP. I believe there is a 10 minute VIP for $200 and the house takes $75.

Also, Paradise has changed their schedule from 10am. 2am 7 days a week. Probably a mandatory change by City of Industry rules.

[Mykeinla]

Hey All,

Just wanted to report on my visit to Paradise. My buddy who came along for the ride, as it was his bachelor night anyways, had a great time. He was the strip club virgin and needless to say, he's thinking about re-thinking his marriage plans! Hahahaha! But enough about him, on to my adventure. We ended up at Paradise pretty late on Saturday night, maybe 1:15 am. Wanted to get there earlier but we ended up wasting most of our time getting shit faced. Great Idea! No really, it was though. I'm pretty sure thats what helped me last more than a 3 pump chump. When we arrived, it was pretty crowded to say the least. I've definitely been to nicer clubs, but the attitude and aura of the place was great. It was my first time there, but I felt weirdly welcomed. Also, just by seeing the look on most of the dancers faces I could tell that they knew what was up. Got my first dance from a younger looking latina, small tits but a great ass. She grinded like a champion and did some major nascar action in the 341 without asking for a tip. That was a nice start but I definitely wanted to check out the VIP area. I knew it would cost more and yadda yadda, but I wanted to experience it first hand. Either go big or go home! I tried my best to find the recommended ladies by Into N Out, but unfortunately due to my being drink and the lack of time, I couldn't find any of them. Or maybe I did and just didn't know it, LOL.

Finally decided to get a dance from a middle aged looking latina. Definitely had the MILFy latina vibe to her, but her tits looked amazing. They were clearly fake but she still had the right amount of natural boob fat to make them feel really nice unlike others. We started what felt like a very passionate lapdance. Plenty of kissing, flirting, mutual touching etc. She tried the hard VIP sell, but due to my flirting and the fact that I'm a pretty decent looking guy, was able to get the $300 VIP down to $175. Went to the VIP and wow, thats where the real fun started. CBJ to CFS. Her huge fake tits were amazing! I was smashing those bad boys together and sucking on her nipples like they were the last pair of tits on earth! She had nice long nipples to so as I railed her I would just suck on those things like lollipops and she was moaning like a pro. Not sure if they were real moans or not, but they sounded real and it was hott! Switched to various positions throught our 20 mins together. Towards the end I was pounded her so hard, I was convinced someone would walk in to complain about the loud noise of my balls smacking her ass or her moaning for dear life! Busted the juggerNUT and she cleaned me up and got me a water. She was amazing and incredibly passionate. Even thanked me afterwards for the "workout" as she put it. Wish I could remember her name, but I could definitely pick her out again just based on looks alone. Also, I will now be spending all my free time & money at Paradise! Thanks again for the help and advice Into N Out, you the man!

Best,

Young Stud 24

Entertaining story. I didn't know the VIP room was negotiable since you have to pay the house just for getting in. Or am I wrong?

[Young Stud 24]

Hey All,

Just wanted to report on my visit to Paradise. My buddy who came along for the ride, as it was his bachelor night anyways, had a great time. He was the strip club virgin and needless to say, he's thinking about re-thinking his marriage plans! Hahahaha! But enough about him, on to my adventure. We ended up at Paradise pretty late on Saturday night, maybe 1:15 am. Wanted to get there earlier but we ended up wasting most of our time getting shit faced. Great Idea! No really, it was though. I'm pretty sure thats what helped me last more than a 3 pump chump. When we arrived, it was pretty crowded to say the least. I've definitely been to nicer clubs, but the attitude and aura of the place was great. It was my first time there, but I felt weirdly welcomed. Also, just by seeing the look on most of the dancers faces I could tell that they knew what was up. Got my first dance from a younger looking latina, small tits but a great ass. She grinded like a champion and did some major nascar action in the 341 without asking for a tip. That was a nice start but I definitely wanted to check out the VIP area. I knew it would cost more and yadda yadda, but I wanted to experience it first hand. Either go big or go home! I tried my best to find the recommended ladies by Into N Out, but unfortunately due to my being drink and the lack of time, I couldn't find any of them. Or maybe I did and just didn't know it, LOL.

Finally decided to get a dance from a middle aged looking latina. Definitely had the MILFy latina vibe to her, but her tits looked amazing. They were clearly fake but she still had the right amount of natural boob fat to make them feel really nice unlike others. We started what felt like a very passionate lapdance. Plenty of kissing, flirting, mutual touching etc. She tried the hard VIP sell, but due to my flirting and the fact that I'm a pretty decent looking guy, was able to get the $300 VIP down to $175. Went to the VIP and wow, thats where the real fun started. CBJ to CFS. Her huge fake tits were amazing! I was smashing those bad boys together and sucking on her nipples like they were the last pair of tits on earth! She had nice long nipples to so as I railed her I would just suck on those things like lollipops and she was moaning like a pro. Not sure if they were real moans or not, but they sounded real and it was hott! Switched to various positions throught our 20 mins together. Towards the end I was pounded her so hard, I was convinced someone would walk in to complain about the loud noise of my balls smacking her ass or her moaning for dear life! Busted the juggerNUT and she cleaned me up and got me a water. She was amazing and incredibly passionate. Even thanked me afterwards for the "workout" as she put it. Wish I could remember her name, but I could definitely pick her out again just based on looks alone. Also, I will now be spending all my free time & money at Paradise! Thanks again for the help and advice Into N Out, you the man!

Best,

Young Stud 24

[Into N Out]

I'm pretty sure it's the member "JBieber" whose first and only post was blocked by the admins. (#1691)

Maybe I should thank him. He's consolidated all of my reports into one profile. Now I can look back and see exactly who I've been with. Though,"datybj" if you see this: you're missing some names. Go back through my posts, and get the rest of them. You've done well starting a fake identity off of my fake identity here, but there's more work to be done. I'll supplement (later) the girls on whom I didn't report with more fictional reports. Giddy up.

To answer you're question publicly: Who's this clown?

You can call me Baron Munchausen, though perhaps with a less fancy mustache.

[StormShadow]

They are probably trying to build out the content on their site to get more users to visit. I heard about this happening with some of the massage review sites.

I don't think it's the owners of those sites. I stumbled across one of into and out's reviews on zbone. Someone by the name of datybj is the user posting that shit. I think this person has some kind of vendetta because if you look back at the first post that person (dunno if it's a guy or a chick) is actually asking if anyone knows who into and out is.

That's some shady shit right there.

On that note I'd like to add: thanks for the intel on Indiana. I had a blast.

[Steview86]

Same thing happened to me on mp reviews. com. The poster copied my review word for word!

I'm pretty sure that the content submitted to this site is owned by this site, so if they wanted to they can maybe have their lawyers send them a letter for copyright infringement.