Strip Club Reports

**Young Stud 24** · 09-24-13 15:38

Hey All,

Just wanted to report on my visit to Paradise. My buddy who came along for the ride, as it was his bachelor night anyways, had a great time. He was the strip club virgin and needless to say, he's thinking about re-thinking his marriage plans! Hahahaha! But enough about him, on to my adventure. We ended up at Paradise pretty late on Saturday night, maybe 1:15 am. Wanted to get there earlier but we ended up wasting most of our time getting shit faced. Great Idea! No really, it was though. I'm pretty sure thats what helped me last more than a 3 pump chump. When we arrived, it was pretty crowded to say the least. I've definitely been to nicer clubs, but the attitude and aura of the place was great. It was my first time there, but I felt weirdly welcomed. Also, just by seeing the look on most of the dancers faces I could tell that they knew what was up. Got my first dance from a younger looking latina, small tits but a great ass. She grinded like a champion and did some major nascar action in the 341 without asking for a tip. That was a nice start but I definitely wanted to check out the VIP area. I knew it would cost more and yadda yadda, but I wanted to experience it first hand. Either go big or go home! I tried my best to find the recommended ladies by Into N Out, but unfortunately due to my being drink and the lack of time, I couldn't find any of them. Or maybe I did and just didn't know it, LOL.

Finally decided to get a dance from a middle aged looking latina. Definitely had the MILFy latina vibe to her, but her tits looked amazing. They were clearly fake but she still had the right amount of natural boob fat to make them feel really nice unlike others. We started what felt like a very passionate lapdance. Plenty of kissing, flirting, mutual touching etc. She tried the hard VIP sell, but due to my flirting and the fact that I'm a pretty decent looking guy, was able to get the $300 VIP down to $175. Went to the VIP and wow, thats where the real fun started. CBJ to CFS. Her huge fake tits were amazing! I was smashing those bad boys together and sucking on her nipples like they were the last pair of tits on earth! She had nice long nipples to so as I railed her I would just suck on those things like lollipops and she was moaning like a pro. Not sure if they were real moans or not, but they sounded real and it was hott! Switched to various positions throught our 20 mins together. Towards the end I was pounded her so hard, I was convinced someone would walk in to complain about the loud noise of my balls smacking her ass or her moaning for dear life! Busted the juggerNUT and she cleaned me up and got me a water. She was amazing and incredibly passionate. Even thanked me afterwards for the "workout" as she put it. Wish I could remember her name, but I could definitely pick her out again just based on looks alone. Also, I will now be spending all my free time & money at Paradise! Thanks again for the help and advice Into N Out, you the man!

Best,

Young Stud 24

**Into N Out** · 09-23-13 22:28

I'm pretty sure it's the member "JBieber" whose first and only post was blocked by the admins. (#1691)

Maybe I should thank him. He's consolidated all of my reports into one profile. Now I can look back and see exactly who I've been with. Though,"datybj" if you see this: you're missing some names. Go back through my posts, and get the rest of them. You've done well starting a fake identity off of my fake identity here, but there's more work to be done. I'll supplement (later) the girls on whom I didn't report with more fictional reports. Giddy up.

To answer you're question publicly: Who's this clown?

You can call me Baron Munchausen, though perhaps with a less fancy mustache.

**StormShadow** · 09-23-13 19:49

Originally Posted by Steview86 [View Original Post]

They are probably trying to build out the content on their site to get more users to visit. I heard about this happening with some of the massage review sites.

I don't think it's the owners of those sites. I stumbled across one of into and out's reviews on zbone. Someone by the name of datybj is the user posting that shit. I think this person has some kind of vendetta because if you look back at the first post that person (dunno if it's a guy or a chick) is actually asking if anyone knows who into and out is.

That's some shady shit right there.

On that note I'd like to add: thanks for the intel on Indiana. I had a blast.

**Steview86** · 09-23-13 19:40

Originally Posted by BruceBanner [View Original Post]

Same thing happened to me on mp reviews. com. The poster copied my review word for word!

I'm pretty sure that the content submitted to this site is owned by this site, so if they wanted to they can maybe have their lawyers send them a letter for copyright infringement.

**BruceBanner** · 09-23-13 18:41

Originally Posted by Into N Out [View Original Post]

Someone is taking my posts from here and pasting them on the bonedin site. I don't appreciate it for obvious reasons. That said, I won't be posting anymore until I resolve the situation.

Same thing happened to me on mp reviews. com. The poster copied my review word for word!

**Urban Villain** · 09-23-13 16:19

I hate how one bad apple can ruin the whole batch. Kind of feel this is a small community and do appreciate Into & Outs posts as much as the next guy so sucks to see someone straight pulling his reviews word for word and posting in a whole other community which means it might attract a whole new group we aren't even connected with and most of the reviews on Bonedin arent as specific and as detail as this community so kind of disappointing.

**Steview86** · 09-23-13 13:20

Originally Posted by Into N Out [View Original Post]

Someone is taking my posts from here and pasting them on the bonedin site. I don't appreciate it for obvious reasons. That said, I won't be posting anymore until I resolve the situation.

They are probably trying to build out the content on their site to get more users to visit. I heard about this happening with some of the massage review sites.

**Into N Out** · 09-22-13 11:57

Originally Posted by Voodoo11 [View Original Post]

This guy is posting your stuff on zbone and bonedin. I hope you find out who it is, it would be a shame if you left this board as you are the reason I check this site. Your info is very valuable to all of us.

If there's a way to find out, I will. I didn't know about zbone, but it was worse than boned in, so thanks. How lame is this guy. Not sure what his intent is.

Thanks, though, voodoo. That's nice of you to say. Apparently, there are some who think I'm writing fictitiously, which I'm not, but the main reason behind my threads is to celebrate and share in hopes that one of you will have some fun as well.

At this point, we'll see what I end up posting to share from now on. It's lame people like the guy stealing my shit that will ruin it for the rest.

**Voodoo11** · 09-22-13 00:59

Originally Posted by Into N Out [View Original Post]

Someone is taking my posts from here and pasting them on the bonedin site. I don't appreciate it for obvious reasons. That said, I won't be posting anymore until I resolve the situation.

This guy is posting your stuff on zbone and bonedin. I hope you find out who it is, it would be a shame if you left this board as you are the reason I check this site. Your info is very valuable to all of us.

**Astronomy64** · 09-21-13 20:45

Has anybody noticed one particular hostess at DVCOI with the amazing round ass? Serves drinks, cleans the pole, dresses like a French maid. I was only visiting in COI and I forget her name, but she said she doesn't dance. Nicer than most of the dancers.

**HollywoodGuy** · 09-21-13 15:38

Can someone tell me this girls stage name? . DVCOI.

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**Into N Out** · 09-21-13 14:28

Someone is taking my posts from here and pasting them on the bonedin site. I don't appreciate it for obvious reasons. That said, I won't be posting anymore until I resolve the situation.

**Jedi1** · 09-21-13 00:46

Does anybody know of a Strawberry BLonde with at least D's they might be DD's but she has a very distinctive birthmark on her forehead I think she works at DVCOI?

**Youngster420** · 09-20-13 17:01

I'd say check out the dancer roll call and reviews at bonedin. Some clubs update daily. Just read a couple pages of reports in this topic and see if that dancer is there the day you're going. BTW, what happened to zbone? Paradise is gone from there.

**Into N Out** · 09-20-13 12:50

Originally Posted by Young Stud 24 [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

Fellow monger here looking to take my best friend, and strip club virgin, to a good COI strip club. Not only has my buddy never been to a strip joint period, but he's also tying the knot soon and I want to make sure hegoes out with a bang, pun intended. From my research from this board, it seems like Paradise is the place to go for extras and mileage. My question is, currently who's the best dancer there? Looks and mileage wise. Also, how much is the VIP extras? Just want to know as much as possible so I can show my friend a good time. I appreciate your time and help!

Best,

Young Stud 24

I'd say Paradise is definitely a sure shot place. If your friend is a younger half way decent looking guy, I'd also recommend seeing Indiana at Monarchs. She works almost every night (except fridays). She's been a sure shot thing, but she won't fuck older fat guys... She also brings all the essentials (COver, wipes, lube, etc.) FS in the 15-min VIP (.75) , and she's got a pretty nice body. It really depends on what day you go to paradise, though. PM me and I'll try to help you out.