Strip Club Reports

[The Camel]

I cruised by DV to check out the new little asian spinner. The yahoo board is accurate; she's pretty weird. She's cute, but weird. Anyhow, I didn't get a dance with her (or anyone) after seeing her terrible stage show, but I did meet her in the smoke area. She looked pretty messed up (like high or drunk; probably high). Long story short, she says she's going to take a cab home, and apparently, she lives in my town, which I mentioned, and she asks me for a ride. I was really hesitant (because she's weird and I didn't see it going anywhere aside from me being a taxi) , but I gave in. The ride home was lame, she didn't talk. I tried to make small talk but I was hardly successful. I gave up on the idea of trying to get anywhere (sexual) with her the moment we stepped out to my car to go home. Minimally, I wanted the car ride to be anything but awkward; it still was. Then out of the blue, when we're a mile from her pad she asks bluntly,"do you want to have sex?" I was totally caught off guard. I wanted to say yes, but it felt weird. We end up pulling over in a dark area, which made me nervous. To compliment her weirdness even more, she was like a corpse. She had bad kissing skills, and just didn't really do anything to get either of us in the mood. It was as if she literally just wanted a penis inside of her, just to see what it felt like. Once I finally got hard, it felt good, but it was hard to get into it. Kinda felt like doing it with a SW that's 100% all business. Takes the excitement out of it. I had to keep reminding myself that she's the one who asked to have sex, so she must have wanted it (right. I tell myself) Nevertheless, I tried to finish up fast so I could get home. Finally did, and here I am writing this down, somewhat as a means to vent this incredibly strange night.

All that said, maybe amongst her weirdness, there may be some opportunity for action at the club. If not, ask her if she needs a ride home. LOL.

INO, I don't even know what to say about your latest wack adventure. Or maybe too much to say given who your partner was but I don't want to get started with a speculative treatise now to unfurl all the theories I've cooked up to explain this profoundly strange cute asian midget calling herself Tinache.

I was at the club yesterday afternoon (Monday) and saw her for the first time. I don't know if she was high on anything but she was on her way to getting blasted on what appeared to be half full glasses of straight whiskey or bourbon or some other strong spirit which she never let out of her sight. Walked around the club constantly slurping on the booze and went off to refill the glass after she had drained it.

She was talking to many guys but I don't think she was asking for dances. Just walking over to stand in front of dudes. If they talked to her she'd sit down and talk and mainly just stare into space, and was soon on her way without getting any bites. You could see their enthusiasm draining in a short time trying to hold a conversation with her. She came over and sat next to me at my table and I could smell the strong hard liquor "bouquet" rising out of her glass. The so-called conversation was bizarre and completely disjointed. My reaction was to feel a sense of sorrow for her. Don't know what kind of trauma could have driven her to put on some slutwear and March around a strip club if she's as out of place as she appears to be. Hell, maybe when she's sober she's perfectly half-normal and she's just drowning her understandable jitters if she's brand new to this "career" in glasses of whiskey.

I almost felt like the crowd was being punked. Where the hell was that rascal Ashton Kutcher hiding? She was a one of a kind spectacle but I think UTR of most guys in the club who probably didn't even notice her. I never saw her take the stage in the 3 plus hours I was in the house. I saw her get one topless dance set during the time I was around. I'll give her credit for showing up what looks like at least 3 consecutive days based on the RTRCs. She's making an effort on that level.

So she's not driving or earning any money for a cab but keeps showing up. So what time does she quit INO? . Seriously, I'd bet some shit for brains reading your post will stalk her at quitting time and try to duplicate your feat!

[Into N Out]

I cruised by DV to check out the new little asian spinner. The yahoo board is accurate; she's pretty weird. She's cute, but weird. Anyhow, I didn't get a dance with her (or anyone) after seeing her terrible stage show, but I did meet her in the smoke area. She looked pretty messed up (like high or drunk; probably high). Long story short, she says she's going to take a cab home, and apparently, she lives in my town, which I mentioned, and she asks me for a ride. I was really hesitant (because she's weird and I didn't see it going anywhere aside from me being a taxi) , but I gave in. The ride home was lame, she didn't talk. I tried to make small talk but I was hardly successful. I gave up on the idea of trying to get anywhere (sexual) with her the moment we stepped out to my car to go home. Minimally, I wanted the car ride to be anything but awkward; it still was. Then out of the blue, when we're a mile from her pad she asks bluntly,"do you want to have sex?" I was totally caught off guard. I wanted to say yes, but it felt weird. We end up pulling over in a dark area, which made me nervous. To compliment her weirdness even more, she was like a corpse. She had bad kissing skills, and just didn't really do anything to get either of us in the mood. It was as if she literally just wanted a penis inside of her, just to see what it felt like. Once I finally got hard, it felt good, but it was hard to get into it. Kinda felt like doing it with a SW that's 100% all business. Takes the excitement out of it. I had to keep reminding myself that she's the one who asked to have sex, so she must have wanted it (right?. I tell myself) Nevertheless, I tried to finish up fast so I could get home. Finally did, and here I am writing this down, somewhat as a means to vent this incredibly strange night.

All that said, maybe amongst her weirdness, there may be some opportunity for action at the club. If not, ask her if she needs a ride home. LOL.

[Hornyag]

Anyone hooked up with jackie at synn, everytime she approach me to go to VIP, she offers no boundaries and don't use covers. She is airhead when you speak to her but I think she on something like most strippers are anyway!

Read a review about her awhile back I won't forget, says she doesn't shave down below and has a strong odor. That is an instant boner killer for me, cover or not.

[Nwo Life]

Anyone hooked up with jackie at synn, everytime she approach me to go to VIP, she offers no boundaries and don't use covers. She is airhead when you speak to her but I think she on something like most strippers are anyway!

[Into N Out]

Is this the old HT? The old VIP was 3 songs for $.2 + tip. Same terms?

Thanks for the info.

Yes. Check bonedin. I believe mon-wed, it's. 15 topless, .30 nude, and. 75 15-min VIP. I paid. 75. That's it.

[J Rotten]

I went to Paradise to finally give Perla a shot based on the reviews she had on bonedin. For me, she didn't live up to them. Maybe because of the language barrier. Paradise needs new girls. For now, I'll probably stay away until I don't recognize the names on the RCs.

My bad luck led me to finally try Monarch's again. I'd been there once when they first opened, but my initial impression was skewed since one, they just opened, and two, only 3 or 4 girls were working. I'd noticed some rave reviews about Malia. To me, she's not a 4 on the mileage scale. Maybe a 3. SHe's all business, which is a turn off. I did meet Candy, but we just didn't click. She's not bad looking though. Kind of reminds of one of those girls from that movie the Craft but less goth-why. One girl by the name of Indiana was just standing by herself, and seemed somewhat unapproachable. I ended up going to the bar area and she came up to me. She offers what could possibly be the best deal. Seemed a little to good to be true: $75 for a 15-min VIP, which includes the following: nude dance, CBJ, and CFS. I asked for confirmation,"$75 for all that?". Her answer: "yes." And who could possibly say no to a girl that has a 5/5 body. 4/5 face. 5/5 attitude, and apparently. 5/5 mileage. Description of her: D implants, but they're soft; maybe 5'4" without heels. 125lbs (roughly) , Mexican, thin, big ass (likely has silicon injections).

So we go to the back, and she says,"you can pull your pants down; no one will see." I was a little nervous since it was my first time at this club, and I didn't know how management was. Indiana was right. She strips down, and I begin feeding on her nice tits, as they slowly move away from my mouth and down towards junior. She gets me nice and hard with her mouth. I kind of thought she was going to hustle me and just do the CBJ, but when I grabbed her ass a little, she immediately got up, grabbed some lube from her purse, and sat down on it. I can usually last pretty long, but after about 5 ins and outs, I was already ready to finish. So I just did. I wasn't keeping track of time, and didn't want to NOT finish, so I thought, fuck it. And as if it couldn't get better, this chick cleans me up. She has baby wipes, and takes off the condom, wipes down junior, hands me some hand sanitizer. I mean she was PREPARED. And she seemed completely unconcerned with the time. She didn't rush or seem to check. We talked for a bit afterward, and then I said goodbye. I don't know any backpage deal that could beat that service at that price with someone that good-looking. Totally cool chick. She said she works every night except Friday, and usually comes in late, like 10pm.

I will be back to visit her.

Is this the old HT? The old VIP was 3 songs for $.2 + tip. Same terms?

Thanks for the info.

[Into N Out]

I went to Paradise to finally give Perla a shot based on the reviews she had on bonedin. For me, she didn't live up to them. Maybe because of the language barrier. Paradise needs new girls. For now, I'll probably stay away until I don't recognize the names on the RCs.

My bad luck led me to finally try Monarch's again. I'd been there once when they first opened, but my initial impression was skewed since one, they just opened, and two, only 3 or 4 girls were working. I'd noticed some rave reviews about Malia. To me, she's not a 4 on the mileage scale. Maybe a 3. SHe's all business, which is a turn off. I did meet Candy, but we just didn't click. She's not bad looking though. Kind of reminds of one of those girls from that movie the Craft but less goth-why. One girl by the name of Indiana was just standing by herself, and seemed somewhat unapproachable. I ended up going to the bar area and she came up to me. She offers what could possibly be the best deal. Seemed a little to good to be true: $75 for a 15-min VIP, which includes the following: nude dance, CBJ, and CFS. I asked for confirmation,"$75 for all that?". Her answer: "yes." And who could possibly say no to a girl that has a 5/5 body. 4/5 face. 5/5 attitude, and apparently. 5/5 mileage. Description of her: D implants, but they're soft; maybe 5'4" without heels. 125lbs (roughly) , Mexican, thin, big ass (likely has silicon injections).

So we go to the back, and she says,"you can pull your pants down; no one will see." I was a little nervous since it was my first time at this club, and I didn't know how management was. Indiana was right. She strips down, and I begin feeding on her nice tits, as they slowly move away from my mouth and down towards junior. She gets me nice and hard with her mouth. I kind of thought she was going to hustle me and just do the CBJ, but when I grabbed her ass a little, she immediately got up, grabbed some lube from her purse, and sat down on it. I can usually last pretty long, but after about 5 ins and outs, I was already ready to finish. So I just did. I wasn't keeping track of time, and didn't want to NOT finish, so I thought, fuck it. And as if it couldn't get better, this chick cleans me up. She has baby wipes, and takes off the condom, wipes down junior, hands me some hand sanitizer. I mean she was PREPARED. And she seemed completely unconcerned with the time. She didn't rush or seem to check. We talked for a bit afterward, and then I said goodbye. I don't know any backpage deal that could beat that service at that price with someone that good-looking. Totally cool chick. She said she works every night except Friday, and usually comes in late, like 10pm.

I will be back to visit her.

[Kif Kokker]

Visited Synn for the first time today. The main floor at Synn is nicer than my usual go to club DVCOI.

Harley:

Still has the same blue bikini as ScTrojan mentioned. FFZ and FDZ. A little NASCAR and a little nibbling of JR thru pants. Her sucking my finger was a little surprising. Gooddance overall. Would repeat.

Hazel:

Pretty faced Latina. FFZ but no FDZ. She has big dark nipples and let me feed a little. However her stomach has been ravaged by child birth it seems, so that was a bummer. It was covered up on the main floor otherwise I would have passed. Would not repeat.

Paradise:

It was kinda dead. Only three girls worth looking at: Isis and Sapphire. However bonedin told me to stay away from them. Then there was Jess. Pretty good looking gal with fake knockers. Good lapdance with FFZ and FDZ. However her fake knockers were like rocks. A little bit of a turn off for me.

[Kif Kokker]

First time at the club. Cleaner then my usual spot DVCOI.

Harley. Pretty Latina. Curvy in the right places. Natural Cs allows feeding and FDZ. Some SSTP and even sucked on my finger. Will return for VIP. I didn't discuss extras.

Hazel. Pretty faced slim Latina. Belly is destroyed from child birth. Big dark nipples if your into that. FFZ but no FDZ. Will not repeat.

[Jack Romas]

Have had many dances with many girls here. I recommend Megan. Mongolian cutie. Bomb head plus ball licking.

Alyssa is always a good time.

Miss HT

[ScTrojan]

Visited Tuesday and it was worth a visit.

Free entry before 1pm and $5 minimum for drink. Surprisingly Less pressure for drinks for dancers but it was kinda slow so that could be the case.

Had 3-1 Nude with 3 dancers.

Mina:

Cute petite in 20s with Nice natural tits and amazing booty. Looked indian / hispanic to me. FFZ FDZ SSTP all were there and no tip was asked. Amazing dance and no resistance anywhere. Full menu available in VIP (planning for today in noon). Kinda shy and stays in back unless its her stage performance or 3-1 rounds.

Jewels:

Nice body petite latina and kinda small (may be less than 5ft without heels) and amazing natural tits with big fking dark nipples. Allowed me to suck on those nips for entire dance FFZ FDZ was there but didn't get too much grind. Asked about VIP and said she doesn't do FS or extras. But if you are into tits sucking, she is your gal.

Harley:

Seen her before and repeated again. Latina with dark hair and nice body. Both times she had her light blue bikini. Grind FDZ FFZ were there. Some nascar and grabbed the Junior thru pants and put it in her mouth. She is good and you won't be disappointed.

[The Camel]

Is honey still at paradise? Thanks

She's there very reliably several dayshifts each week and IMO she's never looked better than she does now.

Hey Paradise Pervs, if you haven't already discovered bonedindotcom this is a site you need to bookmark front and center on your devices. Overall its kind of a joke right now because only a half dozen clubs participate in providing timely and regular RTRCs each afternoon and evening, but the good news is no club has been more dedicated to putting out info as to who is working RIGHT NOW than Paradise. The RTRC lists for Paradise are maintained several times on most days, and they are accurate.

[Hornyag]

I just noticed that the link above didn't provide definitions for the acronyms ScTrojan was asking about. I may be wrong, but here's what I think they are (I may be wrong on some of these) :

FFZ. Free Fly Zone, essentially being able to touch their breasts. The bare minimum I expect from a stripper.

FDZ. Free Defense Zone, access to kitty. Doesn't specify if FIV was allowed or not.

SSTP. Stick Shift Thru Pants, also known as NASCAR. Don't think any more explanation is needed.

I thought FFZ stood for Finger Fucking Zebra which means finger banging a stripper who moonlights as an NFL Official. I could be wrong though.

[Jp2007]

Is honey still at paradise? Thanks

[Akara]

If your just talking abbreviations in general then you can find some explanations right here in this forum:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/cu..._abbreviations

Thanks for the report!

I just noticed that the link above didn't provide definitions for the acronyms ScTrojan was asking about. I may be wrong, but here's what I think they are (I may be wrong on some of these) :

FFZ. Free Fly Zone, essentially being able to touch their breasts. The bare minimum I expect from a stripper.

FDZ. Free Defense Zone, access to kitty. Doesn't specify if FIV was allowed or not.

SSTP. Stick Shift Thru Pants, also known as NASCAR. Don't think any more explanation is needed.