Massage Parlor Reports

**MikeJohns** · 09-10-13 07:04

Decided to try an old favorite recently. Went for hh 40. Got yuyu. She seemed a little unstable mentally. She would be massaging and suddenly yell out what! What! And look at me like I was crazy. When I flipped she grabbed jr. And again said what. And made scissors movements with her other hand. She finished me off and I tipped her and was happy to escape. There was another girl there but I think she was eating. Hesitant to go back. I think I'll try 1147 as I've never been and I hear it's good.

**MongerExpert** · 09-10-13 00:32

Don't mislead other non-mongers. 10. 40 is acceptable. Anything else is ridiculous. 50+, no way why? 50 is ridiculous. If everyone was like me it would be 40 w / UTC no problem, otherwise 10-20, with hh or hour, see'mon with utc 40, otherwise 10-20. UTC depends as well. The therapists don't give a sh.

**Hags Joe** · 09-09-13 19:57

Originally Posted by Momo2 [View Original Post]

I do not tip differently if I go half or full. My tip does not change with the house fee either. I figure this is simply for the service performed.

My standard tip is 40 for a HE with or without UTC up top. I very seldom give less when a HE is involved. If the quality of the HE is sub-par, I just do not repeat. I figure a bad first time experience is on me. I should have done some research looked to see if they have any good reviews.

I usually go to 60 with UTC up and down, DATY or BJ (seldom happens). I know I will go higher if she makes me fall in love and / or she treats me like a king.

Anything more breaks into the FS territory. You can get half an hour with an R_S_G model for 150.

Amount of time spent is certainly a factor for me in regards to amount tipped. Of course, as a function of the house fee, 30 minutes will be a higher percentage than 60 minutes, but all things equal, I tip more, in actual dollars, for 1 hr, then 30 minutes.

**SparkyDawg** · 09-09-13 19:21

Originally Posted by Momo2 [View Original Post]

I do not tip differently if I go half or full. My tip does not change with the house fee either. I figure this is simply for the service performed.

My standard tip is 40 for a HE with or without UTC up top. I very seldom give less when a HE is involved. If the quality of the HE is sub-par, I just do not repeat. I figure a bad first time experience is on me. I should have done some research looked to see if they have any good reviews.

I usually go to 60 with UTC up and down, DATY or BJ (seldom happens). I know I will go higher if she makes me fall in love and / or she treats me like a king.

Anything more breaks into the FS territory. You can get half an hour with an R_S_G model for 150.

Well said Momo, that is also my philosophy. If I was more financially strained then maybe I would think differently, but I never tip <.4 regardless. If the service or personality or attitude is above average than a larger tip would be appropriate. Personally, I don't know how the girls work day in and day out. It's a tough job in my opinion, so I don't mind erroring by giving a little more versus less.

**Momo2** · 09-09-13 18:11

Originally Posted by Smoke Screen [View Original Post]

I always start with the idea of a 4o tip for average service, if anything was better than average then I'll increase the tip (roaming, attractivenes, friendliness, etc. With that said, I'll generally leave a 50 tip for a 60 minute massage, I can't remember when I wasn't satisfied, if ever, with a session. Maybe it's my easy going nature or I'm easily pleased, I don't know. I do know these girls need the money and deserve it.

I do not tip differently if I go half or full. My tip does not change with the house fee either. I figure this is simply for the service performed.

My standard tip is 40 for a HE with or without UTC up top. I very seldom give less when a HE is involved. If the quality of the HE is sub-par, I just do not repeat. I figure a bad first time experience is on me. I should have done some research looked to see if they have any good reviews.

I usually go to 60 with UTC up and down, DATY or BJ (seldom happens). I know I will go higher if she makes me fall in love and / or she treats me like a king.

Anything more breaks into the FS territory. You can get half an hour with an R_S_G model for 150.

**Hags Joe** · 09-09-13 17:34

Originally Posted by AsianLPGAfan [View Original Post]

Was in Kenmore sq area and RTF of place in on Beacon st Kenmore in past. Quick check on CL and walked over to place.

There was just an older avg looking older asian lady who spoke decent English. Told me she had a client coming in 10 minutes if I wanted to wait if he shows up. Declined and walked out realizing sometimes its good luck having no luck.

Thank you for the report, tried to send you a PM and your MB is full. I'll post a sanitized version of my would-be PM.

Had a similar experience 6months or so ago, lady too old too unattractive, but I like the location and if a good service establishment like pre-August WF was there, I'd be broke. Please repost if you ever do get a massage there, I'll do the same (just probably doubt it as my chances of not being disappointed are small, I think.

Rant: Why are all the good places seemingly either in CT or outside 128.

/end rant.

**Smoke Screen** · 09-09-13 17:23

Originally Posted by Knottellin [View Original Post]

Visited Melissa Spa today. I was a walk in but that was no problem. Drew a very pretty Chinese girl, I'd guess mid-30's with Bs and a nice body. $70 for an hour, no TS.

Started off reasonably well with a massage that was a bit too soft and a decent tease. On the flip she immediately asked about the tip. I hate when they do that. She laid out the menu as 1) $40 with no UTC. 2) $60 with UTC upstairs. 3) $80 with UTC up and on the back of the downstairs and 4) $100 for full UTC roam. I reluctantly agreed to the $60 and did eventually get her to drop her pants for UTC roaming on the backside. Still though she was rushing me big time and tried to make me DIY when I didn't finish quickly enough for her. I refused.

I left happy but won't be returning.

Talk about taking the fun out of it. Sorry you had to go through it, don't blame you for not returning.

**Knottellin** · 09-09-13 16:59

Visited Melissa Spa today. I was a walk in but that was no problem. Drew a very pretty Chinese girl, I'd guess mid-30's with Bs and a nice body. $70 for an hour, no TS.

Started off reasonably well with a massage that was a bit too soft and a decent tease. On the flip she immediately asked about the tip. I hate when they do that. She laid out the menu as 1) $40 with no UTC. 2) $60 with UTC upstairs. 3) $80 with UTC up and on the back of the downstairs and 4) $100 for full UTC roam. I reluctantly agreed to the $60 and did eventually get her to drop her pants for UTC roaming on the backside. Still though she was rushing me big time and tried to make me DIY when I didn't finish quickly enough for her. I refused.

I left happy but won't be returning.

**Herow** · 09-09-13 16:31

Had tried again, I think it's more "LuLu" than Lucy, but you know. Hard to tell. Cute in a skirt as well, friendly, did not seem to mind OTC roaming, but there was no love to be had.

The pretty ones are always legit it seems.

Originally Posted by BuffettFan68 [View Original Post]

Had foot massage with Lucy at Ace on the Monday following its Friday grand opening. Walls don't go up to ceiling and noise travels easily there, so I doubt extras will happen ever, however Lucy gave great foot massage. Young, pretty, thin (almost bony, bring her a milkshake!) , wore a black skirt and thin black top, and very attentive, sociable, and friendly with decent English skills. 35 for full hour with neck and shoulder rub first while you soak your feet and then ankle to thigh pressing at end. Tip was ten and she was more than happy. Invited me to try body massage next time, and I may but suspect it will completely legit, but if that's what I am mood for, may go for it sometime. Place is clean and freshly painted. Limited parking along Drugstore side.

It's in Newton (The Lake) at 418 Watertown St, open 10- 10 pm.

**Herow** · 09-09-13 16:29

Originally Posted by RoadStar01 [View Original Post]

The codes, misspellings and nicknames are for the prevention of search hits that would lead people (hopefully LEO) to this site in the first place. Most are pretty easy to interpret, like you say, but it's just another small effort to deter investigation.

Would it be simplest to say 'I just want to the place in "TOWN" on "STREET" in "DISTINCTIVE BUILDING MARKING" across from the "OTHER LANDMARK". Simple. If you don't want to give out search engine hits, none of that is going to cause a problem. You don't have to use the proper name of the place, and you don't have to resort to bizarre rhyming or misspelling game that maybe made sense in your head, but trust me, do not to others.

If LEO's are trying to shut down a massage parlor, they aren't Googling blindly for it anyways. They are logging into the USASexguide. Info account they use for that purpose, and reading the forum. Shit they've probably even read the FAQ and are model posters.

**RacinJunkie** · 09-09-13 15:41

Originally Posted by Smoke Screen [View Original Post]

I always start with the idea of a 4o tip for average service, if anything was better than average then I'll increase the tip (roaming, attractivenes, friendliness, etc. With that said, I'll generally leave a 50 tip for a 60 minute massage, I can't remember when I wasn't satisfied, if ever, with a session. Maybe it's my easy going nature or I'm easily pleased, I don't know. I do know these girls need the money and deserve it.

As far as myself I start with 40 and it goes up from there. I have dropped it for very bad service. No matter 1/2 or full hour. They still allot the same time for the end.

Rac

**Spectator** · 09-09-13 15:00

So the debate about spacing, intentional misspelling and other obfuscation can be easily solved.

To you non believers, go post on another forum some message with a unique word like.

MyDogAteMyCatWhileDrivingACar.

Wait 2 days then google that.

Then split the word up and google it.

If you don't want YOUR post about getting a BJ from "Slutty Sally At Salem Spa last Sunday"

You should take steps to confuse the search engines but not confuse the reader.

If you think it doesn't matter, at least be sensitive to the fact that those running the businesses think it does matter and don't post their business name and the details of their crimes in a manner easily Googled.

**Smoke Screen** · 09-09-13 06:05

Originally Posted by Adobe [View Original Post]

What's the group consensus on this? Is it at least a straight 40 tip for any halfway decent service at any AMP with a 40 (or even a 50) door fee? Or as much as I enjoyed the half-hour, should I have offered 30 rather than 40 because the view and touching was relatively restricted?

Adobe

I always start with the idea of a 4o tip for average service, if anything was better than average then I'll increase the tip (roaming, attractivenes, friendliness, etc. With that said, I'll generally leave a 50 tip for a 60 minute massage, I can't remember when I wasn't satisfied, if ever, with a session. Maybe it's my easy going nature or I'm easily pleased, I don't know. I do know these girls need the money and deserve it.

**Ledger6969** · 09-09-13 01:06

Originally Posted by Lefty411 [View Original Post]

I haven't posted in a long time I little cautious of giving out info and placing providers or myself and other seekers at risk. Not sure how to get to a comfortable place with anyone to share with.

I can understand the feeling. Try to share some info. On a limited basis at first by sending some pm and if it mutually works then you can increase what you wish to disclose. Hope this helps!

**Adobe** · 09-09-13 01:03

Okay, gentlemen, sometimes even we seniors get a bit confused. I was at a suburban parlor today where the half-hour rate was 40 (not 50, as it is at some places). The lady offered a complete session, although roaming was fairly restricted (that weird limit where touching boob is okay as long as you don't try to life the blouse to actually look at what you're touching) ; so it was begrudgingly UTC on top and only OTC on the bottom. I think many of us have been to AMP's with a lot fewer limits. Top off, unlimited touching on top and even a little UTC below the waistband. If I were at a fancier place with more roaming and looking, I would have started with the expectation of a 40-rose tip and then, depending on skills and leisureliness, gone to 50 or even (on rare occasion) 60.

But this was a modest place, a cute but definitely MILF-why masseuse, and although I ponied up a tip of 40, I also thought whether that was overdoing it by 10. My thinking was, if I equal the door fee (40) at much more liberal places with an equal 40 tip, shouldn't the tip at this place be 30? I know that may sound cheap, and I did tip 40 after all, but it really seemed that if I'm tipping the same amount for different service. 40 roses at a place that offers a full view of the boobies with below-the-waist touching and also 40 roses at a place that offers just a furtive touch underneath the blouse. That either I'm tipping too much at one place or too little at the other.

What's the group consensus on this? Is it at least a straight 40 tip for any halfway decent service at any AMP with a 40 (or even a 50) door fee? Or as much as I enjoyed the half-hour, should I have offered 30 rather than 40 because the view and touching was relatively restricted?

Adobe