Massage Parlor Reports

[DzNutzz]

Dropped by at around 4:40p at m98 today. Worst experience. Lucy wouldn't tell me her name at first. The process was very rushed and robotic. Not playful at all. Will never go back to her. She wouldn't allow the stuff Tina allowed. She just wanted me to unload and leave. No small talk. Her ass also smelled. Asked how much I paid last time. Said 1. She goes noooo its 1. 2. Maybe this is the going rate note. When finished I asked how much just to check. She says 1. 4. I gave 1. 2. She counted and didn't say anything. Didn't wash my Wang at the back sink or my body with a warn cloth like Tina at the end. Just gave me a paper towel and an alcohol spray. I left stunned.

On a side note I see what appears to be new talent or a 4th person I don't know about. Looks young. Mid 20s. She got in the elevator with me. Was carrying a bunch of designer bags. Looks like she went shopping. Maybe she's going to replace lucy soon.

Oh I dropped by Baxter. 7th floor was out for good. I hear maintenance. 3rd floor had a doorbell. Heard an old male and female inside just talking. Not sure what's in here but another bad experience and I'll ring this doorbell instead.

[Arcelor]

Saw Tina today at 98m. FS. Good experience. 125. FK, DATY, all pos but greek. Will be back for more. A bit chunky and kitty felt loose but late 20 early 30s Taiwanese with a decent set with no odor. Hoping next time she'll go Greek. I wrote a more detailed account but decided not to post as I'm concerned that LE would get a hold and use it to their advantage. Note be sure to bring extra hats as the house hat was too small for me. She freaked when I didn't tell her that It broke.

I love the noises Tina makes when getting pounded.

The other girls have to yell at her to shut up.

She has a bigger spare tire than I do

[Arcelor]

I had all three of them and paid $ each time. Did they raise the price? I don' think it worth more than $.

Yeah these girls are husting for more cash.

That why I stop going I use to get multiple pop for under a benji.

So guys are paying 150 yeah those reused condoms break all the time.

Some girls don't care if you go bb.

[DzNutzz]

I had all three of them and paid $ each time. Did they raise the price? I don' think it worth more than $.

Oh let me add I offered 1 but she said 1. 2.

[DzNutzz]

I had all three of them and paid $ each time. Did they raise the price? I don' think it worth more than $.

Maybe it was because I took a long time. 1 monger came and left. Will report next time.

[Satin]

Saw Tina today at 98m. FS. Good experience. 125. FK, DATY, all pos but greek. Will be back for more. A bit chunky and kitty felt loose but late 20 early 30s Taiwanese with a decent set with no odor. Hoping next time she'll go Greek. I wrote a more detailed account but decided not to post as I'm concerned that LE would get a hold and use it to their advantage. Note be sure to bring extra hats as the house hat was too small for me. She freaked when I didn't tell her that It broke.

I had all three of them and paid $ each time. Did they raise the price? I don' think it worth more than $.

[Krakatoa]

Was in the city on business a couple of weeks ago and needed a little R&R. Swayed by the video, I called up Soapland in the Diamond District. I saw no whirlpool, no soap, not even any titties. Just a typical K-spa. The provider was 30-ish, not unattractive, but declined to remove any clothing. I was hoping for more in the Big Apple.

[DzNutzz]

Saw Tina today at 98m. FS. Good experience. 125. FK, DATY, all pos but greek. Will be back for more. A bit chunky and kitty felt loose but late 20 early 30s Taiwanese with a decent set with no odor. Hoping next time she'll go Greek. I wrote a more detailed account but decided not to post as I'm concerned that LE would get a hold and use it to their advantage. Note be sure to bring extra hats as the house hat was too small for me. She freaked when I didn't tell her that It broke.

[GTrac]

It had been 2 months so I was able to see Angel and we had a great unrushed session.

I started with a nice hot shower and she came back put on oil and went to work.

The tits are solid and she loves it doggie. I nutted fast cleaned up and she gave a cold iced tea for the road.

She is in East Village on the 6 local. She will be working tomorrow all day.

[WeaponX47]

A while back I made a trip back to NYC to visit some friends and search for jobs. I had a lot of down time in between interviews and a $$$ in my pocket so figured I might as well find a way to spend it. Did some research and found Ming's Spa which had little to know reviews but from all of the things I read. It was worth a shot to see what they had to offer. Location is a few blocks from Central Park, and 30 Rock (where a friend I was meeting for lunch worked). Ring the a bell to be let in to the locked door, and greeted by two women in their late 30's. Late 40's. Asked if I wanted an hour and before I could answer the older lady grabbed my hand and was walking me down a hallway and downstairs to my room. No mention of a table shower so I began to get nervous that I wasn't going to leave happy. After 25-30 minutes of an absolutely awesome massages she asked if the massage was too hard. In an attempt to let her know my intentions I said, it's good. You can do anything you want to me. She giggled and massaged more but soon began with wandering hands and a soft touch. Probably about 45-50 minutes in now and I'm half asleep and half mast and hear the magic words "turn over baby". A few more seconds of soft touch roaming and she grabs my hand, smacks it on her ass, looks at me with a big smile and goes to work. Unfortunately, she was not attractive and I kept staring at her, roaming was not welcomed and my hand kept getting placed back to her ass. Finally I was happy and cleaned up and we walked back to the counter to pay. She says "I give you discount today" I'm excited and then. Wow, .8 for the .8 massage, thanks. I tip .4 get a hug and a smile from her and go to meet my friend for lunch.

Later that afternoon with two friends they are asking about my massage and after telling them some of the details they begin hinting / joking 'we should all go get one now', and after the 9th-10th time they say it I finally reply, that we are going, just not back to Ming's. Seconds later my friend is calling up his co-worker with a habit of taking 1. 5 lunch break to get a rub for some suggestions. The closest one to our location was NY Health Spa. Walk into a building see a doorman down the hallway but a bright red light shining through a door on your right. Clearly where we need to go. Down some stairs and hello nurse! Mid 20's. Early 30's girl at the desk with big plastic framed nerd glasses that I wanted to grab and take home with me right away .3 Guys all with big smiles standing in front of her and she just laughed and said first time here? We got keys to lockers and were taken to a shower room for a TS, latina that clearly hates life and taking it out on anyone that is getting the service. I get up and see an attendant waiting for me in the doorway. Sexy red headed k-girl with wide hips, small tits and a very pretty face. Seconds into the massage and I know that it's going to be a winner. She was on the table straddling my head and massaging my back and glutes, off the table still massaing back and glutes as my head is getting rubbed in her cleavage. The only downside to this was that she was wearing tight white jeans and a white shirt (which I later found out was pretty much the uniform) , where skin probably would have finished me off at the beginning of the massage. She was asking where I was from, if I would be back to see her, if the massage felt good and then she got quiet and whispered relax now sexy. Soft touch started and lasted very long, I almost could not control myself but somehow noticed I wasn't even hard yet. I WAS TOO RELAXED! Damn her and her good massage. Good news is she didn't skip a beat and kept working the soft touch and tease until she knew it was ready. Roll over baby. And she went right too it. She was making some very sexual sounds that I've only heard while having sex, but it was a huge turn on. Sadly, again no roaming, only ass grabbing. After the clean up she took me to the sauna to relax. I really mean she took me. I was so damn loose I could barely walk on my own. A few minutes later my buddies all made it too the sauna as well. We all looked at each other like we got away with robbing a bank. Top notch massage, good HE. No extras offered but I doubt you can find a better massage from a better looking group of girls.

8 for massage and .4 for tip. I had Yung. 1 friend had Jenny. And the other Ruby (she was the ugly one of the group but still a 5 or 6)

[NY Monger]

I'm surprised an AMP would allow anyone to undertip and leave. What an odd story.

[Mighty Spearsman]

So on another forum, some dude said that 98M was a legend that every noob must try.

Well. This was the first time I had ever gone to an AMP. I was nervous as hell. I went to 98M, took the stairs instead of the elevator. Walked up to the 6th floor and remembered a guy saying the last door on the left right before you make a turn to the restrooms. Look for 604.

I was scared about what the hell was going to happen next. Well I took the initiative and knocked on the door. A chubby Asian lady with like blondish hair opened the door. She looked old to me. Like 40 50 yrs old or something. I would give her like a 3/10 based on looks. Well I asked if she did massage for half hour and she nodded yes and told me to come in. There were a bunch of old ladies just sitting around too staring at me.

She took me into a small room with a sliding door. Told me to pay the boss $30 first. I'm a noob so I just went along with it. I got undressed and was not sure if I should take off my underwear or not LOL. So I asked her and she said yes go ahead. She massaged my back and arms. Then she told me to flip over and went straight to my D. She was putting water on it and I told her it kinda hurt when she was touching it. She was like,"oh hold on. I get condom". So she proceeded to get a condom, slapped it on, and then went for the BJ. This was my first BJ ever. It felt good and warm I guess? I couldn't hold it for longer than a minute, and bam. Then she was like,"okay finish"

Got dressed and she came back in the room requesting a tip. I was going to give her 14 but she wanted 20.

Total damage was 50 for half-hour & CBJ.

I don't think I will ever got to another AMP ever again. But where the heck are the hot attractive looking 20 30 yr old girls?

41M had ugly girls too as I was walking by it today. Old unattractive Asian ladies.

Does 60 Liz have young attractive girls?

Let me get this straight. You received a BJ that "felt good" but then tried to give $14 as a tip? I suggest you re-read the forum to get an idea of how to tip.

Yes, the woman was older than you preferred, but there is a minimum amount expected for services provided.

And please don't give up on AMPs. Most AMP sessions are a lot of fun, if you've picked the right place and the girl matches what you're looking for. There are plenty of AMPs with attractive girls under 40. Keep looking! And if you walk into a place where all the women are 50+ and you don't like how they look, then just walk out and go somewhere else.

[ClancyWiggums]

Hey guys:

I found a spot on Eldridge Street that is an AMP. Pretty shabby from outside, but TOFTT. It was strange to say the least. I paid. 45 to the house, and was escorted out of the shop, to the cellar. She gave a good massage, and on the flip had a raincoat under the pillow. It was there to be seen, obviously. So we negotiated and it was. 75 for FS. CBJ, and FS finish. Took a shower and bounced.

Overall:

4/10 Looks.

8/10 Attitude.

8/10 Massage.

6/10 Extras.

May repeat.

PM me for deets.

[Satin]

Recently, most of my favorite places were closed or my favorite masseuse is gone. #5 of thousand hands used to be my favorite. Her teasing was the best I ever had. But now she is gone for good. Anyone can recommend someone who is good at teasing?

Baxter was my favorite place, well actually I just went there once, thought I can go there again but it was closed. Place like that won't last. I should have gone there earlier.

Now I really don't know any good places to go. Any suggestion?

So 98 M is the only place left and I went there a couple days ago. I had tried Tina and Lily so want Lucy this time. Surprisingly, I think she is the most attractive one among three. She gave me a OK massage but I was touching her so she thought I was in hurry and took her pant off not long after the massage started. A little teasing is always better. Finished in Miss. Overall she was good but she short me on time by maybe 15 mins.

[ClancyWiggums]

I was in the mood for a decent AMP session, and I saw a post on here about Eldridge between Broome and Grand. No specifics were provided, but I took a shot. I went to a spot that seemed to be the one that was referred to. Maybe I was in the wrong spot, though.

The only chick in the spot was a really large disinterested mama-san. I thought, well, maybe the ladies are in the back, so I paid my 40 beans for an hour. She told me to strip and lay down. I did, the mama-san then cam in the room and started to give me a massage. I was like "WTF", but oh well. Maybe I will just get a real massage and enjoy it.

Now I said this chick was fat, well she channeled every ounce of her weight through her elbow and into my back. Miserable massage, and shitty attitude. Will never repeat.

Total donation 40 Shekels.