Massage Parlor Reports

**Jfouquet** · 08-23-13 10:27

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ce-25/12021193

Has anyone tried these gals yet?

**PilotPete** · 08-22-13 14:55

Originally Posted by Sell70 [View Original Post]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...urs-36/6839729

Here is a summary of a dream I had about Veronica:

Easy to schedule. As someone earlier mentioned she does let you know up front what one should partake of if unsure. The discounts advertised are not worth a hoot. Long drive down to Pacific. There is a reason her face (3 out of 10) is not visible in all the pics. Made even worse by her poor application of make-up. Turned off immediately and should have returned. Body (4 out of 10) had plenty of wear and tare as evidenced by the sagging and discoloration marks on her boobs. Sheets did not appear to be clean. Massage was lame. Dream was drama-free but definitely not worth repeating. There are streetwalkers out there that are better looking and can be had for significantly less. Avoid her or risk being disappointed.

There are (bad) reviews on her as well. I tried her once a long time ago. She is in Pacific, not Eureka as advertised and all I can say is - YUCK

**PilotPete** · 08-22-13 14:50

Originally Posted by RubDowninstl [View Original Post]

I would suggest you go to Kim, jazzytits or Lisa off 170 and 40. All have big chests and mt is allowed.

I think you are mistaken about mutual touch with Lisa.

**PilotPete** · 08-22-13 14:46

Pass on "Ms. Range" or "Beautiful Nude Model". It doesn't mean she will be nude during the session.

This chick advertises on BP Massage and Body Rub. Bottom line is she is the upsell Queen of games. The first hint that this is she makes you call her multiple times and won't give out her apartment number."I will talk you in". I should have known she was into games at that point. Little head overrides common sense once again.

Good looking AA gal but that is all. Fully clothed, lame rub coming nowhere near the boys. Hinted (I need enough to get my hair did) there was more on the menu but won't say what or how much."Just put more money on the counter and we will see". Mind you, basic fee for an hour is $125. I put another Franklin on the counter but "that's not enough to get my hair did". Pocketed the Franklin and hit the road.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...0-0605/6990864

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...605-27/8485089

**Tomg01** · 08-22-13 10:41

Originally Posted by Purleybaker [View Original Post]

Ha you beat me by a minute!

Great minds think alike I guess.

**Purleybaker** · 08-22-13 10:39

Originally Posted by Tomg01 [View Original Post]

You have to go into advanced search, select posts, then single content type, type the providers name under key words, scroll down and select st louis under additional options, leave the next selection marked posts and then perform your search using the bottom search button. Just typing the providers name in the search area found on the top of every page usually doesn't provide any useful results.

Ha you beat me by a minute!

**Purleybaker** · 08-22-13 10:38

Originally Posted by Blacklodge32 [View Original Post]

I think I'm just stupid. I have been having trouble when trying to use the search function on here for specific providers. Any suggestions?

Use the advanced search. Select search posts. Enter her name as a keyword. In the advanced section select this forum from the drop down menu rather than searching all the forums, etc. The forums are organized alphabetically by state so you need to scroll down a bit to get to the Missouri forums. Then select show results as posts. That will give you a list of all the posts in this forum that contain her name.

**Tomg01** · 08-22-13 10:37

Originally Posted by Blacklodge32 [View Original Post]

I think I'm just stupid. I have been having trouble when trying to use the search function on here for specific providers. Any suggestions?

You have to go into advanced search, select posts, then single content type, type the providers name under key words, scroll down and select st louis under additional options, leave the next selection marked posts and then perform your search using the bottom search button. Just typing the providers name in the search area found on the top of every page usually doesn't provide any useful results.

**OldDawg** · 08-22-13 06:33

Originally Posted by Blacklodge32 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info. I will definitely look into those three.

Try Angel and Chloe of YGND too. They are well reviewed here and exactly what they advertise. Well worth the price of admission.

**Sell70** · 08-22-13 00:22

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...urs-36/6839729

Here is a summary of a dream I had about Veronica:

Easy to schedule. As someone earlier mentioned she does let you know up front what one should partake of if unsure. The discounts advertised are not worth a hoot. Long drive down to Pacific. There is a reason her face (3 out of 10) is not visible in all the pics. Made even worse by her poor application of make-up. Turned off immediately and should have returned. Body (4 out of 10) had plenty of wear and tare as evidenced by the sagging and discoloration marks on her boobs. Sheets did not appear to be clean. Massage was lame. Dream was drama-free but definitely not worth repeating. There are streetwalkers out there that are better looking and can be had for significantly less. Avoid her or risk being disappointed.

**Blacklodge32** · 08-21-13 23:54

Originally Posted by Rally7 [View Original Post]

Lousy reviews on her have been posted so many times here and elsewhere that I'm surprised you missed them. That's exactly what this board is for!

I think I'm just stupid. I have been having trouble when trying to use the search function on here for specific providers. Any suggestions?

**Blacklodge32** · 08-21-13 23:52

Originally Posted by RubDowninstl [View Original Post]

I too am a breast man. However I also made the mistake of going to see her. She is not friendly at all and the massage was terrible. On the finish she kept asking why I wasn't making noise. Not sure how she stays in this business. I would suggest you go to Kim, jazzytits or Lisa off 170 and 40. All have big chests and mt is allowed.

Thanks for the info. I will definitely look into those three.

**Fbm014** · 08-21-13 18:48

Originally Posted by Jfouquet [View Original Post]

I haven't found any reports on her. Anyone?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ty-25/11726879

I think I seen her ads in KC last weekend. Didn't see reviews.

**Rally7** · 08-21-13 18:39

Lousy reviews on her have been posted so many times here and elsewhere that I'm surprised you missed them. That's exactly what this board is for!

Originally Posted by Blacklodge32 [View Original Post]

Wanted to pass along my recent experience with Jane near Overland:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...eal-29/4357277

She seemed nice and professional enough on the phone, and being a breast man, I liked that profile pic. When I arrived, I understood why she didn't post any pictures of her face. She asked me how the weather was outside TWICE in the span of five minutes and seemed very scatterbrained while I was undressing.

The massage table seemed really unstable, and I kept hearing sounds from the next room. Boyfriend? Pimp? LE? Later on, I found out it was her dog. More on that to come.

The massage was actually uncomfortable, believe it or not. My back actually felt WORSE after it was all said and done. Finally, it was time for the flip, and I was excited about seeing the monster mammaries. When I leaned up to get a better look, she jumped like I was going to strangle her and sternly said,"lay back down." I told her I just wanted to see, she replied,"I have my dog in the next room and he is an attack dog if you don't lay down." so I figured mutual massage was out.

Needless to say, the tug was just as painful as the rub, and by that point I just wanted to get the hell out of there. As I was dressing, she asked AGAIN about the weather outside, which caused me to pause and actually look at her to make sure she was all there. To this day, I'm still not sure.

So, in summary, while YMMV, this trip was quite disappointing, especially when it started with so much promise. I guess I will stick with YGND, though it would be great if they could get a pregnant girl.

B before H.

**RubDowninstl** · 08-21-13 18:17

Originally Posted by Blacklodge32 [View Original Post]

Wanted to pass along my recent experience with Jane near Overland:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...eal-29/4357277

She seemed nice and professional enough on the phone, and being a breast man, I liked that profile pic. When I arrived, I understood why she didn't post any pictures of her face. She asked me how the weather was outside TWICE in the span of five minutes and seemed very scatterbrained while I was undressing.

The massage table seemed really unstable, and I kept hearing sounds from the next room. Boyfriend? Pimp? LE? Later on, I found out it was her dog. More on that to come.

The massage was actually uncomfortable, believe it or not. My back actually felt WORSE after it was all said and done. Finally, it was time for the flip, and I was excited about seeing the monster mammaries. When I leaned up to get a better look, she jumped like I was going to strangle her and sternly said,"lay back down." I told her I just wanted to see, she replied,"I have my dog in the next room and he is an attack dog if you don't lay down." so I figured mutual massage was out.

Needless to say, the tug was just as painful as the rub, and by that point I just wanted to get the hell out of there. As I was dressing, she asked AGAIN about the weather outside, which caused me to pause and actually look at her to make sure she was all there. To this day, I'm still not sure.

So, in summary, while YMMV, this trip was quite disappointing, especially when it started with so much promise. I guess I will stick with YGND, though it would be great if they could get a pregnant girl.

B before H.

I too am a breast man. However I also made the mistake of going to see her. She is not friendly at all and the massage was terrible. On the finish she kept asking why I wasn't making noise. Not sure how she stays in this business. I would suggest you go to Kim, jazzytits or Lisa off 170 and 40. All have big chests and mt is allowed.