Massage Parlor Reports

**Blacklodge32** · 08-21-13 23:52

Originally Posted by RubDowninstl [View Original Post]

I too am a breast man. However I also made the mistake of going to see her. She is not friendly at all and the massage was terrible. On the finish she kept asking why I wasn't making noise. Not sure how she stays in this business. I would suggest you go to Kim, jazzytits or Lisa off 170 and 40. All have big chests and mt is allowed.

Thanks for the info. I will definitely look into those three.

**Fbm014** · 08-21-13 18:48

Originally Posted by Jfouquet [View Original Post]

I haven't found any reports on her. Anyone?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ty-25/11726879

I think I seen her ads in KC last weekend. Didn't see reviews.

**Rally7** · 08-21-13 18:39

Lousy reviews on her have been posted so many times here and elsewhere that I'm surprised you missed them. That's exactly what this board is for!

Originally Posted by Blacklodge32 [View Original Post]

Wanted to pass along my recent experience with Jane near Overland:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...eal-29/4357277

She seemed nice and professional enough on the phone, and being a breast man, I liked that profile pic. When I arrived, I understood why she didn't post any pictures of her face. She asked me how the weather was outside TWICE in the span of five minutes and seemed very scatterbrained while I was undressing.

The massage table seemed really unstable, and I kept hearing sounds from the next room. Boyfriend? Pimp? LE? Later on, I found out it was her dog. More on that to come.

The massage was actually uncomfortable, believe it or not. My back actually felt WORSE after it was all said and done. Finally, it was time for the flip, and I was excited about seeing the monster mammaries. When I leaned up to get a better look, she jumped like I was going to strangle her and sternly said,"lay back down." I told her I just wanted to see, she replied,"I have my dog in the next room and he is an attack dog if you don't lay down." so I figured mutual massage was out.

Needless to say, the tug was just as painful as the rub, and by that point I just wanted to get the hell out of there. As I was dressing, she asked AGAIN about the weather outside, which caused me to pause and actually look at her to make sure she was all there. To this day, I'm still not sure.

So, in summary, while YMMV, this trip was quite disappointing, especially when it started with so much promise. I guess I will stick with YGND, though it would be great if they could get a pregnant girl.

B before H.

**RubDowninstl** · 08-21-13 18:17

Originally Posted by Blacklodge32 [View Original Post]

Wanted to pass along my recent experience with Jane near Overland:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...eal-29/4357277

She seemed nice and professional enough on the phone, and being a breast man, I liked that profile pic. When I arrived, I understood why she didn't post any pictures of her face. She asked me how the weather was outside TWICE in the span of five minutes and seemed very scatterbrained while I was undressing.

The massage table seemed really unstable, and I kept hearing sounds from the next room. Boyfriend? Pimp? LE? Later on, I found out it was her dog. More on that to come.

The massage was actually uncomfortable, believe it or not. My back actually felt WORSE after it was all said and done. Finally, it was time for the flip, and I was excited about seeing the monster mammaries. When I leaned up to get a better look, she jumped like I was going to strangle her and sternly said,"lay back down." I told her I just wanted to see, she replied,"I have my dog in the next room and he is an attack dog if you don't lay down." so I figured mutual massage was out.

Needless to say, the tug was just as painful as the rub, and by that point I just wanted to get the hell out of there. As I was dressing, she asked AGAIN about the weather outside, which caused me to pause and actually look at her to make sure she was all there. To this day, I'm still not sure.

So, in summary, while YMMV, this trip was quite disappointing, especially when it started with so much promise. I guess I will stick with YGND, though it would be great if they could get a pregnant girl.

B before H.

I too am a breast man. However I also made the mistake of going to see her. She is not friendly at all and the massage was terrible. On the finish she kept asking why I wasn't making noise. Not sure how she stays in this business. I would suggest you go to Kim, jazzytits or Lisa off 170 and 40. All have big chests and mt is allowed.

**Jfouquet** · 08-21-13 11:49

Anyone want to weigh in on this?

**Jfouquet** · 08-21-13 10:32

I haven't found any reports on her. Anyone?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ty-25/11726879

**Member #4998** · 08-21-13 10:28

Classic example of when YMMV goes wrong! LOL.

Originally Posted by OldMongrel [View Original Post]

Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.

**Blacklodge32** · 08-21-13 04:11

Wanted to pass along my recent experience with Jane near Overland:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...eal-29/4357277

She seemed nice and professional enough on the phone, and being a breast man, I liked that profile pic. When I arrived, I understood why she didn't post any pictures of her face. She asked me how the weather was outside TWICE in the span of five minutes and seemed very scatterbrained while I was undressing.

The massage table seemed really unstable, and I kept hearing sounds from the next room. Boyfriend? Pimp? LE? Later on, I found out it was her dog. More on that to come.

The massage was actually uncomfortable, believe it or not. My back actually felt WORSE after it was all said and done. Finally, it was time for the flip, and I was excited about seeing the monster mammaries. When I leaned up to get a better look, she jumped like I was going to strangle her and sternly said,"lay back down." I told her I just wanted to see, she replied,"I have my dog in the next room and he is an attack dog if you don't lay down." so I figured mutual massage was out.

Needless to say, the tug was just as painful as the rub, and by that point I just wanted to get the hell out of there. As I was dressing, she asked AGAIN about the weather outside, which caused me to pause and actually look at her to make sure she was all there. To this day, I'm still not sure.

So, in summary, while YMMV, this trip was quite disappointing, especially when it started with so much promise. I guess I will stick with YGND, though it would be great if they could get a pregnant girl.

B before H.

**Blacklodge32** · 08-21-13 03:42

Originally Posted by HoHoHoes [View Original Post]

Ha. Very funny. Have you ever seen the movie "Bad Santa?" Billy Bob Thornton (the bad santa) is banging a broad in the ass in a dressing room and says,"you ain't going to shit right for a week!"

Every day I am grateful for being born a man.

Best line in the movie.

**Ekoe115** · 08-20-13 17:14

Originally Posted by OldMongrel [View Original Post]

Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.

Yes indeed. That was stated on rtp several days ago.

Sure would hate to see that on the flip.

**Train88** · 08-20-13 16:37

Originally Posted by OldMongrel [View Original Post]

Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.

Wow. And I ALMOST called.

**Ekoe115** · 08-20-13 15:00

Originally Posted by OldMongrel [View Original Post]

Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.

Yes indeed. That was stated on rtp several days ago.

Sure would hate to see that on the flip.

**Ron M** · 08-20-13 14:30

Originally Posted by OldMongrel [View Original Post]

Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.

I fell off my Chair after reading that.

**OldMongrel** · 08-20-13 14:27

Originally Posted by Train88 [View Original Post]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ss-24/11295291

I've never seen this Amber gril's ad before. I'm guessing she's new. Anyone been to see her yet?

Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.

**Train88** · 08-20-13 13:36

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ss-24/11295291

I've never seen this Amber gril's ad before. I'm guessing she's new. Anyone been to see her yet?