Massage Parlor Reports

[Train88]

Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.

Wow. And I ALMOST called.

[Ekoe115]

Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.

Yes indeed. That was stated on rtp several days ago.

Sure would hate to see that on the flip.

[Ron M]

Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.

I fell off my Chair after reading that.

[OldMongrel]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ss-24/11295291

I've never seen this Amber gril's ad before. I'm guessing she's new. Anyone been to see her yet?

Look back through the forum. I think last week someone posted that they had seen Amber and He / she is equipped with a dick.

[Train88]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ss-24/11295291

I've never seen this Amber gril's ad before. I'm guessing she's new. Anyone been to see her yet?

[Train88]

I'm guessing that she means,"Do you want me to call you back or text you back?" Pretty sensitive request actually.

Damn. I was hoping that meant she'd talk dirty to me haha

[Jeffc 574]

But what does "Email with your preferred way of conversation." mean?

Email me back at joe@fun.com

Text me at 555-555-5555.

Call me at 555-555-5555.

The few times I have hit the reply on a BP ad without any other form of communication, I include to email me at my fun address.

[QueNine]

Are we speaking about the same person?

This was a black girl. Said she's been there for a few months.

[Lovethatbob]

But what does "Email with your preferred way of conversation." mean?

I'm guessing that she means,"Do you want me to call you back or text you back?" Pretty sensitive request actually.

[Brad 243]

So, Rhonda is back working at Clayton Serenity? Is that what I'm reading?

I guess he doesn't know the past history of Clayton S.

[Train88]

In my dream it was Angie. She was friendly with a fun attitude yet, her mutual rubbing produced a faster dream than I desired.

But what does "Email with your preferred way of conversation." mean?

[Jfouquet]

Not sure what you mean by this. I will say that Rhonda doesn't really give a massage. It's more of an over oily rub. She let my hands roam a bit but when I asked her to take her bra off she said no, she is recently married. LOL.

The ending was very mediocre at best. Won't repeat.

So, Rhonda is back working at Clayton Serenity? Is that what I'm reading?

[QueNine]

Just like the old times?

Not sure what you mean by this. I will say that Rhonda doesn't really give a massage. It's more of an over oily rub. She let my hands roam a bit but when I asked her to take her bra off she said no, she is recently married. LOL.

The ending was very mediocre at best. Won't repeat.

[HoHoHoes]

I had a prostrate massage (if you call it that) once. She was average looking & had average sized hands (IMHO).

While I got a nut pretty quick, it felt like I had to shit all the way home! My ass was VERY uncomfortable! At least she did NOT have sharp finger nails.

Which begs the question, how do the gals taking anal feel afterwards (I've never hung around long enough to find out! LOL)

Also I'm sure most of us guys rod is a lot bigger then these lady's fingers! (LOL)

So I was one & done!

Will settle for a HJ / BJ any day of the week.

JAMESJ

Ha. Very funny. Have you ever seen the movie "Bad Santa?" Billy Bob Thornton (the bad santa) is banging a broad in the ass in a dressing room and says,"you ain't going to shit right for a week!"

Every day I am grateful for being born a man.

[Mister Major]

You could have saved up all your money from this Tantric BS and got a beautiful mail order bride from the Czech Republic LOL.

I'm still tempted to try one of them, but haven't had much money to throw away lately.

I have had Tantric in Seattle, The Simi Valley, Phoenix, Denver, and The HEB. All were different. I had 1 woman in Denver who rub all over my body then took my hands and placed them on JR while she whispered BS in my ears. I dressed and walked out. The one I had in Seattle was a trip. A breathing / NURU session, for 45 minutes, then she slivered up my legs, straddled me, rubbed my Chaka with her little Miss while rubbing my stomach. Pretty hot action! The Cali Tantric was a typical Cali girl rub except she used a latex glove with lots of oil. Then during a slow oral release she used a plug first, then a little vibrating wand. This was all going on with sandalwood candles burning, flowing see though robe, and ocean music. As I said "typical Simi Valley Girl". Phoenix was my first real Tantric with a Nemste (sp). She talked to me for 30 minutes asking what I wanted to achieve, started me on the breathing techniques, then a rhythmic massage. Lots of chanting (humming) with some hypnotic music playing in the background while manually "worshipping" my Chaka, along with some sort of Spock type "live long and prosper hand grip" with her thumb performing the prostrate massage. Very mechanical, and very effective. All for $$$. Dallas was the typical HOT Asian Girl who could not speak, or understand English other than Yes and No with a big smile. All that was sold under the guise of a Tantric Massage, which really ended up as a Lomi Lomi massage.

It's hard to find a real tantric massage, or someone who is a true tantric. Its kinda of like searching for a experienced "NURU Girl". Nowadays the terms NURU and Tantric are thrown around so loosely that those of us who are fascinated with the thought of something new will spend $$ to $$$ and getting a inexperienced horrible session. Remember listen to your gut before you leap!

Oh the prostrate massage. I agreed with JamesJ. If to much lube is used by an inexperienced girl you will end up feeling like the "BP Deep Horizon Oil Rig" in the Gulf. It will feel like your leaking oil for days and days!

Just my 2 cents.

Be SAFE! Be SMART!