Strip Club Reports

[IamPac]

By far the best body I've seen at paradise. Thing is there's no review on her. I got a dance tonite and it was great. Ask about extras and she made it seem like it was my fault for not asking sooner. Does anyone have any history with this Diva?

[Youngster420]

The Sativa at Bliss is different!

[CookieLover2]

I think I saw her on Monday (day).

There was a sativa listed at bliss

[Chuckle One]

"Meatwall massage" is called a "camel slide." Yes, they are freaking awesome whether it's BB or covered.

Up North we call this "The Silk Saddle".

[Into N Out]

Anyone seen Sativa around? The last few times I was at Paradise, on her normal days, she was nowhere to be found.

I think I saw her on Monday (day).

[Youngster420]

Anyone seen Sativa around? The last few times I was at Paradise, on her normal days, she was nowhere to be found.

Just check bonedin for the RC.

[Member #4512]

Anyone seen Sativa around? The last few times I was at Paradise, on her normal days, she was nowhere to be found.

[CookieLover2]

My all time fave was this latina (from honduras). Jeanie. She was at HT and when they closed I lost touch with her. Then by chance I reconnected with her at SR COI a year ago. Since then, she has been MIA. I have not been able to catch her at SR COI. My last encounter with her was back in September of 11 and I miss that ass. She used to hang with Eve and everytime I ask another dancer at SRCOI they say she moved. I don't know whether to believe them or not. If anyone has any intel, let a brotha know.

Thanks

Anyone seen her around? Buddy of mine said she was at the club in June but I havnt seen her my last 2 trips

[PorscheNut]

After reading the last few threads, I just can't help it to go check out the scenery again at Paradise. Quality of girls yesterday afternoon was pretty good. I was approached by Starlight first but didn't part take because one, it was only like a minute after I sat down and secondly, I had a 341 with her the last visit and mileage wasn't that great. Second girl that came over I thnik is Jenna? But cannot be sure but I still wasn't ready yet. About 5 minutes after that, Jordan came on stage and I went stage side to show support and get a better view. Later she came over and we went for a 341. She was as good this time as she was the last time I saw her so I decided to go for a second. It was a great time and will see her again for sure.

Afterward, I decided to head over to Synn for a look. I was approached by Suki and Lola and one more spinner but can't remember her name. Both Suki and Lola are attractive and the rest are about average. Only had a 341 with Suki before I left and mileage was not as good as Jordan's at Paradise. I might go back and try Lola some other time. She sound like she is a pro since she told me she works 2 other clubs as well on the west side of town.

[Into N Out]

"Meatwall massage" is called a "camel slide." Yes, they are freaking awesome whether it's BB or covered.

LOL. Nice! Ok. That makes sense. Please replace MM for camel slide then.

[StormShadow]

MM: I made it up because I couldn't find the acronym (I did explain it in my original post, though) : Meatwall massage. Like fucking a girl outside her vagina with her two pussylips stroking your cock (maybe there's a slang for it, but I don't know it).

"Meatwall massage" is called a "camel slide." Yes, they are freaking awesome whether it's BB or covered.

[Into N Out]

Just so I can keep track, Camel, I'm going to respond (in a somewhat outlined fashion) to the inquiries you had:

MM: I made it up because I couldn't find the acronym (I did explain it in my original post, though) : Meatwall massage. Like fucking a girl outside her vagina with her two pussylips stroking your cock (maybe there's a slang for it, but I don't know it).

I've seen Kitana come up on the RCs here and there. She's also on the 4play (I think) RC sometimes. I'm only posting my experiences since I'm sure there are plenty of dudes on here with WAY more game than me. I happen to have been lucky, so I figure that option might be available for someone else.

Cory definitely gives FS. I haven't danced with her since she gained all that weight though. This was back when she used to work between Synn and Paradise. In fact, we did BBFS like twice. I don't get dances with her anymore, though. I'm totally turned off by her. I used to just text her and plan my visits around her, though. I'm sure there are others who can vouch that they've had FS from her, whether in the VIP or 341 couches. I can't possibly be the only one.

I may, however, be the only one when it comes to Harley. I've been with her multiple times, but I can see how she might be an exception. She's definitely not the dancer type to provide extras. She does squirt though. It's pretty crazy. I've never experienced that, and to tell you truth, it's a total turn on. Like literally, instant lube. If anyone gets the opportunity and you notice that you click well with her, rub her clit while she's (attempting) to grind you. It's her weakness. She will likely be leaving at the end of summer since she actually doesn't like the job, so just leaving that out there. I know, though. She can be awkward. Dancing is not her gig, at all. She's a student and kinda nerdy. Tom-boyish. To give an example, Harley is a reference not to motorcycles, but to joker's girlfriend Harley, from the batman comics. Ya. Enough said. LOL.

For the record, my hookup with Mya was before she become SUCH a chubster. She was thinner then. I did hookup with Nikki (new girl I mentioned) , who is a Chubster, but she was pretty cool even though I could only partially communicate with her (I don't speak Spanish).

I met Sasha, and that chick has a super nice body (Face was a 5 or 6) , but I read into her game. Her push for a drink made her other advances seem like empty promises, so I didn't partake.

I had a similar experience with Anjenna. She's cute and sexy, but I will probably avoid if I see her again. I haven't though much about Alana since my one encounter. It was just so so. I'm tempted, however, to take Jess to the VIP. Just once. I think she'll let me do a lot back there. Maybe even go back door, which I know she enjoys because my fingers have been back there plenty of times with such ease. I think I even read someone else say they've done it. I can't remember for sure.

I'm sure some of it's unbelievable, but that's the way this hobby is. Many have reported on phenomenal experiences with other girls that simply didn't pan out that way when I had them. To each his own, though. I wouldn't make anything up just to tell a story, or make myself look cool. To be honest, I don't even think Harley's hot, but the squirting certainly is. It's hard to say no to that.

For the record, just got tested. Came back clean. (wheew).

Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude! My epidermal layer almost split open and peeled away when I read this. Then I saw who posted it and I calmed down, but still have questions and still scratching my big head.

1st basic business: What he hell does MM mean. Mid-mileage?

I think Kitana has been long gone from DV or is on a long hiatus. Anyhow, don't post that shit about her since you're the only one getting that kind of program from her and the rest of us are going to feel shitty that the best we can get from her is MM. Ha! Taking a chance with that one. LM more likely.

More seriously, you're saying you got FS from Cory at Paradise and Harley at DV? I will never be surprised to hear that any girl working either club (except for maybe Velvet at DV) is providing like this in the VIP or for excellent tips otherwise. But we know you aren't a VIP'er or a big tipper, that is when you tip at all.

Never heard a single positive report about Cory giving a 341 worth a damn. She looks good, she's nice enough, but FS in public without a significant financial incentive?

I have tried on this Harley myself at DV. You're talking about this super pretty, super young latina spinner next door type? I had read numerous negative posts about her with some guys saying that she is capable of putting out to a degree in the VIP and she sometimes gets around to some actual grind action in a regular lap dance. But the day I saw her she was presenting as the most depressed and miserable looking dancer I've ever seen. Like she was trafficked there and a killer pimp will shred her if she doesn't produce. Kept her head down and never looked or talked to any human being in the club. Not customers, dancers, DJ, waitresses, nobody. Finally after almost 2 hours of staring down at her phone or nothing at all, she roams for some business and sits down with me. That was shocking in itself as I expected she'd do a fly by at best. But the catch is she sits to my left and there's enough room for an adolescent elephant to be occupying the space she leaves between us. I hit her with some incendiary patter so she will know I don't talk small and she's able to keep her head up and almost look at me, but her responses are still at the level to indicate that she remains in something of a coma. One of the strangest introductions ever. The blandest stripper personality ever!

We go for the blue light and her dance isn't the worst ever but it is worth very little. I will say it got better as we went along during one 3 for 2. I didn't go beyond that since I didn't see any promise that something to excite an old jaded gasbag like myself could possibly happen. But you got FS and she even pissed on you? I think I'm going to have to set up the ignore function with you if this site even has one to maintain my sanity and my self-esteem.

The rest of your list offers no surprises other than I'm surprised you'd hook-up with a chubster like Mya. Though she's certainly worth overlooking standard appearance objections IMO.

I'll add my own little report since I was there this afternoon instead of going to Tijuana as planned. Don't know why I talked myself out of Tijuana and now I'm sorry I did cause Paradise didn't go all that well for me despite hooking up with the top 2 targets I had picked off of Bonedin. That being Anjenna (Erica's sister) and my recent fave Alana.

But started with an older but not unattractive latina I haven't seen before, Sasha. She was amazing at the table stroking my package every great way and constantly for almost 15 minutes. Could have finished right there at the table this way. But felt I owed her some business and off to the 341 which was a huge disappointment. I didn't ask her for anything special other than to slow down her speed of sound approach to slow and sensual. She slowed down to bullet train velocity and never came close to a touch as erotic in the dance as she did at the table. So weird! Not that I have a doubt that she would deny a customer anything requested but he'd have to bring it up and then would certainly come a negotiation for tip size.

Next I'm amazed that Anjenna comes over as she has seemed completely disinterested in my business over the last 6 months. I was surprised that her English isn't better. She's not from Latin America she's from Puerto Rico. So we chatted away in Spanish but my Spanish has got a heavy layer of rust on it. 2 341's and it was weird. First for guys who don't know her, she's an extremely hot spinner. Perfectly proportioned petite figure and really cute exotic face. Actually her face looks very much like Erica but younger and fresher. Her reputation for 341 mileage is sort of mas o menos. Its there but not up to the upper level for this club. But you can't exactly say low mileage. She did serve her pussy up to me as a meal and it smelled good and looked better and I went for it at first slow, and then all out. I don't do this hardly at all with strippers but this chica is about as good as it gets for what I like so I'm participating. She's doing a good job trying to make me feel that she's nuts for my tongue action and she is wet. But she doesn't piss on me at least! She no doubt would have unleashed on you INO! Next act is real weird when the 2nd 341 begins. She unzips me and undoes my trousers, but never during the whole 2nd set does she actually reach in! Any contact is grinding or OTP NASCAR and not nearly enough to send me to the bathroom and exit afterward. Whatever.

Now I'm rescued by Alana. She does her usual thing that we do which is basically everything, but we are surrounded by other couples in the dance area and it is chilling me down to where its not nearly as much fun as when we're back there with some more privacy. I'm not usually timid about this but it all added up to too much distraction but the business did eventually get done on the 2nd round. Makes me think I've got to start buying lottery tickets because I'm getting to where I need to take it to the VIP but that's not happening without a lotto winner's nest egg sitting in my bank account. Had I been in one of the more reasonably priced clubs for VIP today I would have caved in to that with Anjenna and / or Alana.

I should be sitting in Las Chevelas Bar in Tijuana right now with my wingman deep into my beer and chica count and looking for another hot young chica from Sinaloa to climb the hotel stairs with before calling it a night!

[The Camel]

This thread has been inactive for a while. I'll try to revive it with some quick reports.

Went to Paradise yesterday. Met some thicker chick named Nikki who's new to the club. I'm not usually into thicker girls but this chick seemed promising. Made out with me on the couches. I got one 341 and it was a tame HJ, so I said I would chill after and maybe get another dance later. After a while she comes back and promises an even better dance but is hesitant to say exactly how it would be. Says she's got a trojan and I say,"me too." We laugh. She says she wouldn't normally give everything for $40 (the price of the dance) but since she was feelin' me, she said she would. I couldn't say no to that. We go to the back, and I get one more 341 with her. She held up her end of the bargain. With lots of DFK too. Couldn't have gone better.

Previously (couple weeks ago) paid a visit to Synn. Got suckered by Daisy. LOL. Damn hustlers. She's an upsell like Devon from DVCOI. All business. It was so annoying that I almost ended the dance halfway through because the dance was a huge discussion of me paying more. Fuck that.

I've been using bonedin a lot, and notice some of the reviews of girls are different from my experience. So just to clarify on some of the girls off the top of my head: Acronym for "meatcurtain massage" = MM.

Paradise:

FS girls I've been with: Jess (FS) , Jordan (FSCIV / BBBJ, anal) , Nikki (FS) , Texas (BBBJCIM, FS) , Mya (FS) , Cori (FS) , Erica (gone) , Julie CFS) , honey (CFS). Other fun but no FS: Seven (MM) , Dazzle (BJ) , Alana (MM) , Pearl (MM, TF) , Lucky (HJ)

DVCOI: Kitana (BBBJ, FS) , Harley, (FS Squirts) , Serenity (MM, FS once, DFK). Others aren't working there anymore.

Synn: Rika (FS, BBBJ). Hit or miss lately: moody.

*question: What's you're guys' experience with Perla? I read decent things on bonedin but had a dance with her a while ago, and it was just tame. Anyone have a really good time?

Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude! My epidermal layer almost split open and peeled away when I read this. Then I saw who posted it and I calmed down, but still have questions and still scratching my big head.

1st basic business: What he hell does MM mean. Mid-mileage?

I think Kitana has been long gone from DV or is on a long hiatus. Anyhow, don't post that shit about her since you're the only one getting that kind of program from her and the rest of us are going to feel shitty that the best we can get from her is MM. Ha! Taking a chance with that one. LM more likely.

More seriously, you're saying you got FS from Cory at Paradise and Harley at DV? I will never be surprised to hear that any girl working either club (except for maybe Velvet at DV) is providing like this in the VIP or for excellent tips otherwise. But we know you aren't a VIP'er or a big tipper, that is when you tip at all.

Never heard a single positive report about Cory giving a 341 worth a damn. She looks good, she's nice enough, but FS in public without a significant financial incentive?

I have tried on this Harley myself at DV. You're talking about this super pretty, super young latina spinner next door type? I had read numerous negative posts about her with some guys saying that she is capable of putting out to a degree in the VIP and she sometimes gets around to some actual grind action in a regular lap dance. But the day I saw her she was presenting as the most depressed and miserable looking dancer I've ever seen. Like she was trafficked there and a killer pimp will shred her if she doesn't produce. Kept her head down and never looked or talked to any human being in the club. Not customers, dancers, DJ, waitresses, nobody. Finally after almost 2 hours of staring down at her phone or nothing at all, she roams for some business and sits down with me. That was shocking in itself as I expected she'd do a fly by at best. But the catch is she sits to my left and there's enough room for an adolescent elephant to be occupying the space she leaves between us. I hit her with some incendiary patter so she will know I don't talk small and she's able to keep her head up and almost look at me, but her responses are still at the level to indicate that she remains in something of a coma. One of the strangest introductions ever. The blandest stripper personality ever!

We go for the blue light and her dance isn't the worst ever but it is worth very little. I will say it got better as we went along during one 3 for 2. I didn't go beyond that since I didn't see any promise that something to excite an old jaded gasbag like myself could possibly happen. But you got FS and she even pissed on you? I think I'm going to have to set up the ignore function with you if this site even has one to maintain my sanity and my self-esteem.

The rest of your list offers no surprises other than I'm surprised you'd hook-up with a chubster like Mya. Though she's certainly worth overlooking standard appearance objections IMO.

I'll add my own little report since I was there this afternoon instead of going to Tijuana as planned. Don't know why I talked myself out of Tijuana and now I'm sorry I did cause Paradise didn't go all that well for me despite hooking up with the top 2 targets I had picked off of Bonedin. That being Anjenna (Erica's sister) and my recent fave Alana.

But started with an older but not unattractive latina I haven't seen before, Sasha. She was amazing at the table stroking my package every great way and constantly for almost 15 minutes. Could have finished right there at the table this way. But felt I owed her some business and off to the 341 which was a huge disappointment. I didn't ask her for anything special other than to slow down her speed of sound approach to slow and sensual. She slowed down to bullet train velocity and never came close to a touch as erotic in the dance as she did at the table. So weird! Not that I have a doubt that she would deny a customer anything requested but he'd have to bring it up and then would certainly come a negotiation for tip size.

Next I'm amazed that Anjenna comes over as she has seemed completely disinterested in my business over the last 6 months. I was surprised that her English isn't better. She's not from Latin America she's from Puerto Rico. So we chatted away in Spanish but my Spanish has got a heavy layer of rust on it. 2 341's and it was weird. First for guys who don't know her, she's an extremely hot spinner. Perfectly proportioned petite figure and really cute exotic face. Actually her face looks very much like Erica but younger and fresher. Her reputation for 341 mileage is sort of mas o menos. Its there but not up to the upper level for this club. But you can't exactly say low mileage. She did serve her pussy up to me as a meal and it smelled good and looked better and I went for it at first slow, and then all out. I don't do this hardly at all with strippers but this chica is about as good as it gets for what I like so I'm participating. She's doing a good job trying to make me feel that she's nuts for my tongue action and she is wet. But she doesn't piss on me at least! She no doubt would have unleashed on you INO! Next act is real weird when the 2nd 341 begins. She unzips me and undoes my trousers, but never during the whole 2nd set does she actually reach in! Any contact is grinding or OTP NASCAR and not nearly enough to send me to the bathroom and exit afterward. Whatever.

Now I'm rescued by Alana. She does her usual thing that we do which is basically everything, but we are surrounded by other couples in the dance area and it is chilling me down to where its not nearly as much fun as when we're back there with some more privacy. I'm not usually timid about this but it all added up to too much distraction but the business did eventually get done on the 2nd round. Makes me think I've got to start buying lottery tickets because I'm getting to where I need to take it to the VIP but that's not happening without a lotto winner's nest egg sitting in my bank account. Had I been in one of the more reasonably priced clubs for VIP today I would have caved in to that with Anjenna and / or Alana.

I should be sitting in Las Chevelas Bar in Tijuana right now with my wingman deep into my beer and chica count and looking for another hot young chica from Sinaloa to climb the hotel stairs with before calling it a night!

[CookieLover2]

This thread has been inactive for a while. I'll try to revive it with some quick reports.

Went to Paradise yesterday. Met some thicker chick named Nikki who's new to the club. I'm not usually into thicker girls but this chick seemed promising. Made out with me on the couches. I got one 341 and it was a tame HJ, so I said I would chill after and maybe get another dance later. After a while she comes back and promises an even better dance but is hesitant to say exactly how it would be. Says she's got a trojan and I say,"me too." We laugh. She says she wouldn't normally give everything for $40 (the price of the dance) but since she was feelin' me, she said she would. I couldn't say no to that. We go to the back, and I get one more 341 with her. She held up her end of the bargain. With lots of DFK too. Couldn't have gone better.

Previously (couple weeks ago) paid a visit to Synn. Got suckered by Daisy. LOL. Damn hustlers. She's an upsell like Devon from DVCOI. All business. It was so annoying that I almost ended the dance halfway through because the dance was a huge discussion of me paying more. Fuck that.

I've been using bonedin a lot, and notice some of the reviews of girls are different from my experience. So just to clarify on some of the girls off the top of my head: Acronym for "meatcurtain massage" = MM.

Paradise:

FS girls I've been with: Jess (FS) , Jordan (FSCIV / BBBJ, anal) , Nikki (FS) , Texas (BBBJCIM, FS) , Mya (FS) , Cori (FS) , Erica (gone) , Julie CFS) , honey (CFS). Other fun but no FS: Seven (MM) , Dazzle (BJ) , Alana (MM) , Pearl (MM, TF) , Lucky (HJ)

DVCOI: Kitana (BBBJ, FS) , Harley, (FS Squirts) , Serenity (MM, FS once, DFK). Others aren't working there anymore.

Synn: Rika (FS, BBBJ). Hit or miss lately: moody.

*question: What's you're guys' experience with Perla? I read decent things on bonedin but had a dance with her a while ago, and it was just tame. Anyone have a really good time?

Impressive intel. Good shit

[Btjiii]

This thread has been inactive for a while. I'll try to revive it with some quick reports.

Went to Paradise yesterday. Met some thicker chick named Nikki who's new to the club. I'm not usually into thicker girls but this chick seemed promising. Made out with me on the couches. I got one 341 and it was a tame HJ, so I said I would chill after and maybe get another dance later. After a while she comes back and promises an even better dance but is hesitant to say exactly how it would be. Says she's got a trojan and I say,"me too." We laugh. She says she wouldn't normally give everything for $40 (the price of the dance) but since she was feelin' me, she said she would. I couldn't say no to that. We go to the back, and I get one more 341 with her. She held up her end of the bargain. With lots of DFK too. Couldn't have gone better.

Previously (couple weeks ago) paid a visit to Synn. Got suckered by Daisy. LOL. Damn hustlers. She's an upsell like Devon from DVCOI. All business. It was so annoying that I almost ended the dance halfway through because the dance was a huge discussion of me paying more. Fuck that.

I've been using bonedin a lot, and notice some of the reviews of girls are different from my experience. So just to clarify on some of the girls off the top of my head: Acronym for "meatcurtain massage" = MM.

Paradise:

FS girls I've been with: Jess (FS) , Jordan (FSCIV / BBBJ, anal) , Nikki (FS) , Texas (BBBJCIM, FS) , Mya (FS) , Cori (FS) , Erica (gone) , Julie CFS) , honey (CFS). Other fun but no FS: Seven (MM) , Dazzle (BJ) , Alana (MM) , Pearl (MM, TF) , Lucky (HJ)

DVCOI: Kitana (BBBJ, FS) , Harley, (FS Squirts) , Serenity (MM, FS once, DFK). Others aren't working there anymore.

Synn: Rika (FS, BBBJ). Hit or miss lately: moody.

*question: What's you're guys' experience with Perla? I read decent things on bonedin but had a dance with her a while ago, and it was just tame. Anyone have a really good time?

I have a great dance every time with Perla, but YMMV get a few dances with her over a few visits and it will get better. Report back.