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[SCJohn]

I saw on the wall all these aggressive signs: " After you Go into the Room, Absolutely NO REFUND ".

Never, ever, go into a place with this sign. There's a very good chance it's going to be a "bait and switch" scam.

[Dan69]

I don't know which porn you've been watching, but I like your description of eye contact and licking lips! Hahaha. I've never been to a place where a girl would do that! . Even Macau where they're experienced and trained. Let me know if you find a place where the girl does that. .

Thanks for toftt on that place. I haven't seen many reviews. But I ate lunch at the K place in the same center, and as I walked out to my car I peeked inside and got a card & asked about rates. The gal in front seemed impatient and irritated with me, and she didn't smile or flirt at all. (bad sign #1).

I prefer a place where the girl will make eye contact in the lobby & smile, move her gaze up and down and lick her lips at the same time, or when the girl shows some skin. I need at least a sly smile and a subtle lip bite, something to motivate me. Otherwise I just don't feel it.

I saw on the wall all these aggressive signs: "NO REFUND" & "We Reserve Right to Refuse Service to Anyone" & " After you Go into the Room, Absolutely NO REFUND ".

I made my read on this place as a no good joint. Decided to wait until they loosen up until I ever go in there. I knew those signs were up there for a reason.

[Stockholm]

Thanks for toftt on that place. I haven't seen many reviews. But I ate lunch at the K place in the same center, and as I walked out to my car I peeked inside and got a card & asked about rates. The gal in front seemed impatient and irritated with me, and she didn't smile or flirt at all. (bad sign #1).

I prefer a place where the girl will make eye contact in the lobby & smile, move her gaze up and down and lick her lips at the same time, or when the girl shows some skin. I need at least a sly smile and a subtle lip bite, something to motivate me. Otherwise I just don't feel it.

I saw on the wall all these aggressive signs: "NO REFUND" & "We Reserve Right to Refuse Service to Anyone" & " After you Go into the Room, Absolutely NO REFUND ".

I made my read on this place as a no good joint. Decided to wait until they loosen up until I ever go in there. I knew those signs were up there for a reason.

[Pinche Gringo]

As I was leaving Guangzhou the other day I say a massage place about a half block west, Angel Massage. I thought since I was in the midst of little Korea, OC I would see if they had any Korean ladies. Walk in there and the receptionist said (in broken english) that they were having a special. 30 for 30. I said why not.

Got undressed, and the receptionist walks in and I ask if she was to do he massage. She said yes. Her name is T. 38 year old viet lady. We chit chat for a bit. Attempts to rub my back, no massage at all, and I said to myself,"ok, maybe extras are on the table because the massage is sooooo bad". I attempt to touch her ass and she moves away. I try a couple of times all with same result. I am thinking, this is the worse massage ever. There has to be extras. In all my attempts, nothing.

After 20 minutes of crap, she asks me to flip and she leaves the towel off. She then asks me if I wanted a HJ. What the F? I said sure but she needs the money up front. This is a real buzz kill. I get up and all I had was $25 in my wallet. She says ok but next time I would have to pay more. She lubes me up and grabs on like she is dragging a 25 pound bag of potatoes. Her motion can be best described as a jack hammer. It was actually hurting. I ask her to slow down but says I need to cum because my time was up. WHAT? Needless to say, not good at all.

So boys, avoid this one like the plague. Maybe there is a wonderland here in little Korea, but this one is NOT it.

Be safe, play safe.

[Number Cruncher]

Greetings. It's been a while since I posted last, being that I'm semi-retired from the MP thing. Every once in a blue moon I get the craving for a rub and tug, and that craving hit today as the workday was dying down. I first went to the upstairs place near the post office and the lady said they were busy and it would be a half hour wait. I thought of going by the always reliable spot named after a jewel near the DMV, then decided to try something new. I remembered a place I've driven by in an industrial complex near the Red Wing shoe store. Hopefully I'm not being too vague. When I first went in, I thought they might be legit, due to several clues. 1) there was no second door. You enter, then the hallway with the rooms is right there. I don't think I've ever seen a layout like that before. 2) there was a menu on the front counter listing a bunch of skin-care type services and pricing. Like a long list (maybe they actually provide these services, but I'm thinking not).3) girl who took my money turned out to be the provider as well, and she spoke better English than 90% of providers I've seen at AMPs.

Got naked and laid down and Jennifer came in after a few minutes. She didn't cover me up with a towel which was first indication that extras were available. Used some massage oil and got so-so massage with plenty of rubbing on the butt cheeks. I got rock hard a couple of times and was going to flip, then she told me she was not done and to not turn over yet. She wiped my back down with a hot towel and finally on the flip, she went straight for Mr. Johnson. I didn't even have to make hand signals or anything. Excellent technique on the HJ, and it took me a minute or two to get hard again. After I blew, standard hot towel cleanup and she offered to massage my legs and feet, but I had to get going. What a trooper.

Detail are as follows. $60 for hour (I probably only went 45-50 minutes or so). Tipped $60 since she was so nice. Almost too talkative, but not quite. Looks were so-so, definitely not hot, but decent body and nice firm ass, which I grabbed during the HJ. Gave me a nice smile as I left, and I'll probably be back for more at some point. IMHO, when getting a rub and tug, looks are not as important to me as technique. Her's was pretty good. I think the place near the post office gives a better actual massage, but the HJ was better here. Oh, and I should mention that I took a shower before leaving and it had to be the most ghetto ass shower I've ever seen/used. It was in a weird room with a dryer (where the fuck was the washer - in another room?) and you had to take a step up to get in the small shower. It had a super cheap plastic curtain and duct tape all around the walls and stuff. Weird - but other than that, A-OK AMP visit. Adios amigos.

[YaHerd]

Massage Parlors are getting desperate. Business must not be going well.

More than half of the "escort" ads in Orange County Backpage are for massage parlors. They're even pretending to be real girls on craigslist and responding to emails with an advertisement.

I responded to a girl on casual encounters who said she needed a benefactor, and in response I got this:

My name is Jenny & I'm feeling Naughty & I am here all day. I am new, Young & eager for you come on over, strip & allow me provide light touch & tickle where it counts & oil places where it counts. If you are up for it, my girlfriend will join me in rubbing your FULL body with oil as well.

1 HOTTIE $35 1/2 HR. CALL FOR 2 HOTTIE SPECIAL

714-650-7980 [Call: 714-650-7980]

13762 NEWPORT AVE STE C CITY OF TUSTIN CA 92780.

Sent from my iPhone

[Pacom555]

Been curious about the "prostate" thing for a while now and after some recent butt buzz around here, I thought I'd give it a try. After not getting through to my first choice, I made a 1 hour appointment at the place on La Palma mentioned here a week or so back.

Mae was the provider (I guess she's the shop's prostate lady). Middle aged chi-girl in jeans and shirt, nothing special to look at. Asked for a shower, and she led me to the table shower. Felt good and was a nice start, teasing the goods while giving me a wash.

Once face down in the room, the tease started right away and was continual throughout the rub down. Love that. The massage, however, was really weak. Won't go into too much detail about the ass play, but she definitely goes for it, if that's what you want. (I tried to relax and enjoy it, but just couldn't quite get into it) After quite a bit of that, I turned over and she finished me off. She has a nice full rack, which I felt up over the clothes, but I really didn't care to go any further. Decided that prostate isn't my thing.

After clean up, she started a head massage (something I enjoy) , but was distracted by some walk-in customers. And the next thing you know, she returns saying "sorry, I'll give you more next time. Busy today", shorting me 15 minutes. Hate that! I should have cut the tip. But I didn't.

Overall, I don't need to return. 70 / hr +40

[Robert Palli]

Went here today 7/30/2013 around 3 pm and was at first offset by the kind of rundown looking buildings. First popped into #3 because some women waved me in. The two in there looked average like 5-7 at best so I said I would check the others out. Went to #5 and was pleasantly surprised by a decent looked like a 7 face and 8 body. She was Lisa and from Shanghai China according to her though I could swear she was speaking vietnamese to the male Mamasan. Gave 40 to the mamasan and went to decently clean room with a massage table. Stripped to underwear and laid on the bed.

Lisa started a massage with lotion on my back legs and thighs and it was pretty thorough and decent especially for a nonmassage place. I then asked if anything extra was possible and she said HJ is 60 and I said I only had 40 which was actually true. She said ok this time but next time you bring 80 and she said she would be nude and I could touch anywhere. She said I could touch her tits and ass through her clothing. She was wearing a sarong type deal and I could barely feel her nipples and ass. Well I cheated and I took her tits out of her Sarong and played with them a bit but she would keep putting them back in (Obviously wanted 80 next time). I also creeped my hands under the sarong and grabbed her ass and felt her pussy over her panties but she clenched tightly so I couldn't get into the panties. I wonder if I came next time with 60 if I could get fully nude with fingering and even tit sucking and maybe even DATY. I think if I had 100, I could probably get DATY, CBJ, and FS. I got to try bringing 60 next time and see how far that goes and maybe the 3rd time I will ask for FS.

It was 80 total (40 house 40 girl) so it wasn't cheap but not terrible. Her handjob was pretty good and she went it for a solid 10 minutes and she didn't get tired at all. She mentioned having some 18 and 19 year old girls next time. I assume I was there too early for the younger ones to show up. Anyways, I saw hot one coming out of #6 on my way out and she fit the description of the one with fake tits who has been around #6 for a long time. She had tats on her back so not sure if she is the one talked about.

[OCJoker]

On my way home and figured I had a little extra time the other night, so I stopped by to check out Coral. Seems like no reviews lately since Kay, Ruby, Linda, etc moved on so here goes. Got an hour with a "Young" one, she gave a pretty darn good massage, decent tease and about a B+ finish. Roaming was allowed outside the clothes but my attempts to get under were denied. I like my massage really deep and she worked some kinks out and walked on my back. Standard fee. 6 / hr. 4 / tip. I think I'll go see Kay next time though.

[Rayle]

Did she have a shaved kitty or au naturel? I remember fondly so many lovely Chinese gals in the 949 & 626 areas and one thing I noticed is the natural hairy snatch. I absolutely love both types; shaved or hairy. I noticed the hot younger V & K gals mostly have waxed hairless snatches (lubed) , and the MILF's & gilf's have natural juicy pussies. And just from observing J porn they seem to have naturally hairy kitty's.

For some reason it seems the natural pussies are just more juicy & make more slithering sounds when I slide it in.

My topic here is Nationality, not race, so I hope this observation does not offend anybody.

This place all depends on who they have for the week. Some are shaved and some have just a runway.

[Rayle]

Discovered this awesome LFS provider in the Avocado groves of the Whittier hills. It was quite the adventure finding the place. It's so damn remote my GPS stop working when I got close to the place, (House). Well worth it though. Paid 40 for hh, apparently her clock must be broken because it was well over an hour before I got out of there.

The room was great, Queen sized bed, with a damn stripper pole in the middle of it, where she likes to give a show and show off her long petite tight round ass of a Latin stripper body! Really pretty girl and She loves older men, even though she's in her late 20's, (hope you're listening Camel) , Just a sublime sweet personalty. She use to be located in west Whittier near the 605, but was getting uneasy with the area, so she decided to move to the country in a very affluent community. Did every damn Kama Sutra position my 50 something body would allow, except anal because I didn't bring up the topic, But who knows!

Known 40+ Senior members in good standing. PM me for the details

Baggens

Sounds like a fun trip and a great end to the rainbow.

[Xvzn Xvzn]

Holy return from oblivion Batman. If that's her, wow. Saw Cindy from Japan about 8 or 10 yrs ago when I was more daring (to take on outcalls) and had more money to fling around. She was quite the sweetheart though. Performance: 10, Body:10, Personality: 11. Teeth were crooked, but I didn't care the least. I hope she's doing well now. My, how time flies.

Like the others, I, too, saw Cindy of Japan years ago, and it appears they saw the same Cindy as I did, a true Japanese provider on another site, very sexy and young years ago (would've been perfect but could've used dental work), but as previous provider stated, did not like you even come close to FS, would get kinda mean. I can't tell from this current site if that's actually Cindy unless she admitted to it. I'm certainly very interested in seeing her for a "massage" just "to catch up"! I thought she went back to Japan.

[Vanilla Shake]

While not strictly a "parlor", Rose is setting up her "shop" on Newport Blvd in Costa Mesa.

She gives a kickass (no pun intended) Prostate Massage and HJ. 75 / hh no additional tip.

Rose is early 40's korean with a great body for her age and yes you can explore it while the fun is going on.

You can PM me privately for exact address (no walk in yet, need app't) or just search "prostate" in Backpage OC adult section and her ad will come up, but she won't be using Backpage too much longer.

Tell her Bob sent you.

Text or Call her at (714) 334-1132

They pull me back in. It's been years since I had anybody stick their finger up my ass, and as I recall it was never all that pleasant. Until now. This lady knows her stuff and I have not experienced a more intense finish in a very, very, long time. I will repeat, and suspect there is more on the menu.

[Mcfrdd]

It's tough to negotiate when a hot girl has your dick in her hand. If you are going to a FS place, only bring the amount you are willing to spend in with you. Bring $100 and tell the girl you only have that much. Sometimes they will say ok and to bring more next time. Sometimes they stand their ground.

Excellent advice! I had an experience many years ago, early on that stuck with me. I negotiated the price and she wanted the money upfront. I grabbed my wallet and she was looking over my shoulder as I was digging around and she could see that the amount I told her really WASN'T all the money I had. I don't remember how the session went, but I know I only gave her what we agreed. Since then, I try not to take my wallet with me. I only bring the cash I plan to spend and my car key. They can beg all they want for the extra $50 but there's nothing I can do about that when they see I only have what I said I expected to pay.

[Vanilla Shake]

A gentleman never tells, but clean shaven. 99% of the girls now are shaven, or at most a little patch.

As to naked, as in all other things in life YMMV. All you need is love, all they need is respect and money. Treat her (and the others) right, and usually you will be happy.

They pull me back in. It's been years since I had anybody stick their finger up my ass, and as I recall it was never all that pleasant. Until now. This lady knows her stuff and I have not experienced a more intense finish in a very, very, long time. I will repeat, and suspect there is more on the menu.