Massage Parlor Reports

**Blake 4** · 08-11-13 00:58

Originally Posted by Adobe James [View Original Post]

Hey, everybody. I'm visiting from Maryland and conducting research about the AMPs you have around here. Interesting that your price structure seems so similar, but with greater variety.

I've consulted Rubmaps and thought JR and Lily seemed likely prospects. Can anyone confirm their viability? Feel free to PM.

Thanks.

The general average that I've seen are. 4 for HE, .6.8 for CBJ (they usually ask for. 8 but usually will take. 6) and 1. To 1. 2 for FS (again they usually ask 1. 2 but will take 1).

Some reports differ, but these are the prices I've seen posted more than others.

House fees differ of course, but those you know going in.

**Adobe James** · 08-10-13 19:26

Hey, everybody. I'm visiting from Maryland and conducting research about the AMPs you have around here. Interesting that your price structure seems so similar, but with greater variety.

I've consulted Rubmaps and thought JR and Lily seemed likely prospects. Can anyone confirm their viability? Feel free to PM.

Thanks.

**Pleaser09** · 08-10-13 09:53

Hello my fellow mongers. It's been a while since I last visited and reported. Financial times haven't been good in the last year. I finally was able to save up some hobby money and I want to hit a well worth place. I noticed on the clasificado that there is a new place on Panorama City parallel to the swap meet. They offer asian and latina, has any one tried this place recently? Any feed back is appreciated.

**Tdlr5** · 08-06-13 22:52

Originally Posted by Blake 4 [View Original Post]

Was it BW massage? I used to go there a lot, always had HE. Hope the place hasn't gone legit. I often think of going back, hoping to catch the young Grace, who only worked Thursday / Friday. But wasn't there a few times I went so I stopped going because everyone else was older Korean ladies. They were nice and delivered, but older.

Yes, and I got a bit of an older one. Not even a hint of anything. Maybe it was just a bad day or something.

**Blake 4** · 08-05-13 20:27

Originally Posted by Tdlr5 [View Original Post]

Last week checked out place in Reseda area. Sherman way. It's on the 2nd floor above a restaurant. Got a legit massage from I'm sure Korean lady, as its advertised as Korean masseuses. It was .4 for half, but nothing extra there.

Was it BW massage? I used to go there a lot, always had HE. Hope the place hasn't gone legit. I often think of going back, hoping to catch the young Grace, who only worked Thursday / Friday. But wasn't there a few times I went so I stopped going because everyone else was older Korean ladies. They were nice and delivered, but older.

**Tdlr5** · 08-05-13 00:48

Last week checked out place in Reseda area. Sherman way. It's on the 2nd floor above a restaurant. Got a legit massage from I'm sure Korean lady, as its advertised as Korean masseuses. It was .4 for half, but nothing extra there.

**Lardy** · 08-04-13 20:03

Driving through the West Valley to check out a new Roscoe MP advertised on BP. Google Maps sent me to a vacant lot, but I found the correct address in the high twenty-three thousands which looked too legit for my taste. Strip mall was too nice, too many clean-cut looking guys patronizing the neighbors.

So I drove back to a Chatsworth neighborhood which was a sure thing. I say "was" because as I hooked a left, I saw a black-and-white parked on the south side of the boulevard and the front door of one MP wide open. I was not about to stop at the next closest MP down the block after that.

**ILovePussy2** · 08-01-13 16:17

Originally Posted by Millhaven [View Original Post]

My regular place of almost 2 years appears to have closed.

Found a place on Vineland. The reviews I could see on Rubmaps suggested it was legit but it also advertised at $40 an hour which is about the most I would want to pay.

Compared to the other place (and only place I ever had any experience with) the massage wasn't that good. Spent too much time on the back of the legs and not enough time on the shoulders which really need the work. No stretching either. If I go back I might point out what I want but I was just so used to the other place knowing instinctively what I need and getting me into a state of near bliss before the HE. My shoulders are still tense and that's why I went for a massage as opposed to hitting up one of my Craiglist chicks.

She offered the HE and tried to shake me down hard for. 5 but I held firm at. 4 and she eventually agreed. Would have been ready to hobble out of there without one if I had to.

The other place on Sherman Way no one ever tried to negotiate with me until the very last time and she didn't do a very good job of it.

Yeah it amazes me in this economy these old milfs think they are in their prime or something. Always trying to get more for a lousy service.

**Millhaven** · 08-01-13 15:52

My regular place of almost 2 years appears to have closed.

Found a place on Vineland. The reviews I could see on Rubmaps suggested it was legit but it also advertised at $40 an hour which is about the most I would want to pay.

Compared to the other place (and only place I ever had any experience with) the massage wasn't that good. Spent too much time on the back of the legs and not enough time on the shoulders which really need the work. No stretching either. If I go back I might point out what I want but I was just so used to the other place knowing instinctively what I need and getting me into a state of near bliss before the HE. My shoulders are still tense and that's why I went for a massage as opposed to hitting up one of my Craiglist chicks.

She offered the HE and tried to shake me down hard for. 5 but I held firm at. 4 and she eventually agreed. Would have been ready to hobble out of there without one if I had to.

The other place on Sherman Way no one ever tried to negotiate with me until the very last time and she didn't do a very good job of it.

**Hugh E Rection** · 07-29-13 18:56

Originally Posted by Stockholm [View Original Post]

Http://www.socalinsiders.com/posts/3...-602-5648.html

Here's some info about where this place is located. I am looking forward to checking out some places in the San Fernando Valley pretty soon. Thanks.

If this is the LMP that used to be called Safari by Chucky Cheese it was recently shut down by LAPD. If it reopened under a new name chances are it is still on LAPD's radar. There is another LMP on Saticoy and Lindley with good looking providers.

**ILovePussy2** · 07-28-13 00:41

Well after reading tarascan's report about a place behind the car wash. I wanted to check it out since I live so close. Am I a retard? I went into that plaza and couldn't find the place.

So plan B, I got out of that plaza and cruised east and found a place on Vineland. I go in and I get greeted by a 40 something MILF named Sophia and ask for an hour (I don't know why but I usually do).

She asked soft, medium, or hard. I said medium. So after 20 minutes of lame massage with some tease. She gestures with her hand if I wanted a HJ.

The I countered with BJ motion and she said that'll be a Benjamin. I just settled for a HJ, initially she asked $.50 but settled for $.40.

While she was stroking me, I was sucking on her natural C's. Eventually I release, she cleans me up, and comes back with water in a small cup not even a bottle.

Then she makes a joke about me being cheap. I was like WTF? Then I look at the clock and she only massaged for 30 minutes. Learned a lesson of never getting an hour at a new place.

Looks: 5.

Massage: 5.

Attitude: 5.

HJ: 5

I won't return.

**The Camel** · 07-27-13 03:31

Originally Posted by Vixen9591 [View Original Post]

Hello,

Okay, this is probably a very strange post but I'm a female that would like to experience a erotic "happy ending" massage. Are there any other women out there.

That can help me with this? I would appreciate any comments. Male or female. Thank you!

If you want to get happy under the hands of a bisexual or gay male masseur I would suggest you try some of the Hollywood or KoreaTown Thai MPs which staff and serve all genders (sometimes including the gender confused). Women sometimes come into these places looking for legit Thai massage not knowing that guys are getting tugged in the adjoining rooms and some of them leave happy whether they planned it that way or not!

Definitely at least some of the male therapists will send you home happy and I suspect most will. These are really nice young guys too with good sense humor as a general rule. I always enjoy shooting the shit with them when I go in and am waiting for my selected girl to come out. You may need to clue them that you're interested. Body language alone can get that done. My main place doesn't even place a towel on the massage table for cover though there are towels in cabinets. Just lying down face down stark nekkid without pulling a towel out and covering yourself will be the right way to get it started. As a woman they may be more respectful of your modesty and give you a typical Thai massage outfit to put on - but just put it on the cabinet and greet the boy with your bare butt! I believe most of the girls who work in these places would be less willing than the men. Just talking about the Thai girls here. If you're interested and that part of the city is convenient for you, drop me a PM and I'll acquire more information on my next visit to my favorite Thai spot in K-Town which should be this coming week.

I have one other suggestion which is no doubt a guaranteed winner but it isn't cheap. Roughly twice the overall cost of going to a regular AMP rub and tug. Google "Temple of Bliss" and you'll land on a site with pics and bios of a large number of truly gorgeous professional and very serious therapists who specialize in tantra and other eastern influenced hyper-erotic massage modalities. They have a couple of locations locally. Hollywood and the Marina. Without question these ladies are as much attuned to serving women and men, though men still make up most of the customer base. Understand I still haven't tried this myself but I've heard word of mouth. Amazing that there are no reports here. Don't get put off by the all the spiritual heaviness of the site. I will have to go to a shrink to figure out why I haven't gone to the "Temple" yet, but it may be my fear of complete surrender and addiction to a habit I won't be able to afford!

**Arthur3** · 07-27-13 01:23

Originally Posted by Stockholm [View Original Post]

Http://www.socalinsiders.com/posts/3...-602-5648.html

Here's some info about where this place is located. I am looking forward to checking out some places in the San Fernando Valley pretty soon. Thanks.

I went to this place a while back, shortly after it opened, and had a rather negative experience. Nothing really bad, but poor compared with many other places around, and I haven't been back since. And it's close enough to where I live that I could walk there if I was feeling ambitious that day. I'm glad it worked out for you. Perhaps it's a new business now.

**Stockholm** · 07-26-13 17:17

Originally Posted by AstroSlide [View Original Post]

Checked out a Latina place on Reseda Blvd north of Roscoe called Lavender Aromatherapy. This is the place to go if you like cute Latina's of all types. Don't ask for a "massage", just go with the flow and ask for half hour therapy. Entry was. 4 (maybe it was. 5 I forgot). There is a comprehensive menu, and great selection of beauties. Will go back this weekend again and post a bit more info.

Http://www.socalinsiders.com/posts/3...-602-5648.html

Here's some info about where this place is located. I am looking forward to checking out some places in the San Fernando Valley pretty soon. Thanks.