Massage Parlor Reports

**Deerom** · 07-26-13 11:41

Originally Posted by Tdlr5 [View Original Post]

Checked out a place on Ventura Blvd over the weekend. A bit before winnetka. It's in a small center with a hair salon next door and a busy restaurant on the other side over, restaurant not inside the plaza.

40 for half and I believe 60 for hour. I got half.

Got a mid 30s asian bbw.

Massage was decent and HJ at the end. Tipped 40.

When I left, realized I got shorted 10 minutes, but it didn't feel like it.

Who's the asian bbw. That sounds like fun.

**Tdlr5** · 07-25-13 22:17

Checked out a place on Ventura Blvd over the weekend. A bit before winnetka. It's in a small center with a hair salon next door and a busy restaurant on the other side over, restaurant not inside the plaza.

40 for half and I believe 60 for hour. I got half.

Got a mid 30s asian bbw.

Massage was decent and HJ at the end. Tipped 40.

When I left, realized I got shorted 10 minutes, but it didn't feel like it.

**tarascan** · 07-24-13 16:39

Originally Posted by ILovePussy2 [View Original Post]

I live couple blocks from there what was the damage?

$80 Sonny sat-sun only

**PhineasPhreak** · 07-24-13 16:31

Originally Posted by Vixen9591 [View Original Post]

Hello,

Okay, this is probably a very strange post but I'm a female that would like to experience a erotic "happy ending" massage. Are there any other women out there.

That can help me with this? I would appreciate any comments. Male or female. Thank you!

Was just wondering if a Free Massage with Happy Ending courtesy of a Male newbie could possibly be in the cards? Or were you looking for a female provider only.

**AstroSlide** · 07-24-13 15:29

Checked out a Latina place on Reseda Blvd north of Roscoe called Lavender Aromatherapy. This is the place to go if you like cute Latina's of all types. Don't ask for a "massage", just go with the flow and ask for half hour therapy. Entry was. 4 (maybe it was. 5 I forgot). There is a comprehensive menu, and great selection of beauties. Will go back this weekend again and post a bit more info.

**ILovePussy2** · 07-24-13 04:04

Originally Posted by tarascan [View Original Post]

Checked out the place behind the car wash brk / lank.

Chinese girl SONNY.

40 average looks mediocre HJ.

Would I repeat?

Maybe the massage was excellent

I helped a friend move this weekend and she did wonders for my back.

She cracked my spine and gave me an excellent sports massage

I live couple blocks from there what was the damage?

**ILovePussy2** · 07-24-13 04:02

Originally Posted by Vixen9591 [View Original Post]

Hello,

Okay, this is probably a very strange post but I'm a female that would like to experience a erotic "happy ending" massage. Are there any other women out there.

That can help me with this? I would appreciate any comments. Male or female. Thank you!

I just want say that is pretty hot. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that room.

Anyway, I don't see why they wouldn't want to give HE to females.

I mean if I were them, I'd prefer to give women HE than us horn dogs.

My advice would be to find a place that does extras and start groping them when you flip.

They will get the hint and ask you if there's anything else you want. GL and please report back.

**Willie23** · 07-23-13 23:48

Originally Posted by Vixen9591 [View Original Post]

Hello,

Okay, this is probably a very strange post but I'm a female that would like to experience a erotic "happy ending" massage. Are there any other women out there.

That can help me with this? I would appreciate any comments. Male or female. Thank you!

I have asked AMP girls in the past if women come in for massages and they said yes, it's not uncommon. The one place I would have recommended is closed for remodeling, but there's one in my neighborhood where I saw a great looking woman paying her bill and leaving when I arrived. They were having trouble with their credit card machine, and the woman was pretty cool about being seen there. I was clearly not a day spa, and the providers there are not particularly good masseuses, so I'm guessing she had gone for HE. PM me if you want details, or if you want me to ask at other places I know of.

**Vixen9591** · 07-23-13 19:57

Hello,

Okay, this is probably a very strange post but I'm a female that would like to experience a erotic "happy ending" massage. Are there any other women out there.

That can help me with this? I would appreciate any comments. Male or female. Thank you!

**tarascan** · 07-22-13 22:13

Checked out the place behind the car wash brk / lank.

Chinese girl SONNY.

40 average looks mediocre HJ.

Would I repeat?

Maybe the massage was excellent

I helped a friend move this weekend and she did wonders for my back.

She cracked my spine and gave me an excellent sports massage

**Boomshaka** · 07-22-13 18:16

It's been a while, but, as the title suggests, I'm back in the game for the time being. Got back on the horse with an oldie but a goodie: http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.co...ny-24/29688610 (didn't see the post about this place getting busted a while back, but it's open now!).

Standard Operating Procedure: check alley and side streets for unmarked cars/vans (all clear); first visit is always half hour (why pay more when you don't know what you're getting?); never tell the mamasan it's your first time ("a couple of weeks ago" usually works. If they ask who you saw, you can't go wrong with,"Jen" or "Cindy").

Provider was about a 6-7 in looks, mostly because of the big fakies. Attitude was pleasant - she said it was her first day and I was her first client (yeah, right!). Performance was unexceptional, but good enough. Best part: no haggle service. Didn't quote a price upfront or ask for more afterward.

$1. 50 for the Full Monty (house fee included) is better than an "independent" and a lot less than I'd spend at a club. All things considered, I'd go back.

**OboBob** · 07-18-13 21:37

Not sure if this is the same one mentioned (on VB & Noble?) , I went in today expecting a legit massage, was greeted by Korean gal Mia (probly a 6 in her late 30's) , was taken to a room, nice background music. Then another younger and prettier Korean girl (7 probably early 30's) named Chattie was introduced to me as my masseuse for the day.

Apparently it's a slow day, so after we settle in and as Chattie started working on me, Mia came in and said today is slow day, so she'll come in and massage me too. I was not sure if it will double my cost and asked, she said "no, maybe just tip me a little at the end". So Mia worked on my upper body while Chattie worked on my legs. She took out hot stones and asked if I want to try it for $5 more, why not so I let them continue the work. First time having a 4-hands massage, it was quite nice and relaxing in a legit massage kind of way. So I continue to think this is a legit place.

Then Mia asked me to turn around, our chat turned a little flirty, at one point her face got very close to mine and she breathed into my ears and asked "am I too close?" while complimenting my face, I sensed a change in the air. Her boobs also got dangerously close to my face as she massaged my upper body. Then she suddenly hold my hands and told me her job is done and Chattie will finish up the rest, but "next time if you come, request for me and I'll take care of your whole body". Mmm interesting. On her way out, she dimmed the lights and the previously quiet Chattie started talking to me more and started the sensual touching up and down. I know we are game and we started the negotiation, quickly settled on $50 tug with touching. I was only allowed utc caressing and didn't see her in her birth suit, but it was not bad. I was pleasantly surprised at how flirty these K-gals are. Final damage ($45 / hr with hot stone, $50 for Chattie and $5 for Mia = $) and I left a happy man!

Originally Posted by Rockhard 441 [View Original Post]

I'm not sure which place you are talking about, but I think that name is a chain that is legit.

**Steview86** · 07-16-13 16:54

Originally Posted by Mondo72 [View Original Post]

Hey fellow mongers,

Got up this morning with an itch and decided to go see on of my fave in the NoHo area. Got there and things turn out bad since I was not able to hook up with her at the time (should have set up before going)

Anyway, since I was in the area, figure out I might as well check this joint (see link below) which advertises on BP with a bevy of beauties which wets your appetite and make you want to head over there fast (I know, I know pixs are 99% fake) nevertheless they work in the sense that those pixs get the little head to take over LOL.

Went in and talked to the receptionist, she asked me if I wanted the hour session, told her I'd go for the 1/2 hr (figure to check things and provider before going for the hour)

Took me to a private room and handed her 30. Now I'm thinking she might be my provider. She's about a 6. 5, maybe a 7 and had pants and blouse and was attractive.

Got butt naked and sat on the table and waited a couple of minutes and in walks this 50+ lady, maybe a 3. 5 or so. Well guys you know how that feels, BUMMER.

She massaged back and legs and tried to get me EXCITED but I wasn't even thinking about extras. Finally she asked me to flip and started smiling again and asked me straight up (hand signal) if I wanted a HJ. Gave her the go ahead and she asked for 40, told her 30 and only if she took directions. She agreed and proceeded to a HE. I didn't bother to ask for her name. BTW, the massage itself was subpar.

Did not see any other provider, so I'm not sure if they have other girls there. I would not recommend the lady I was with for obvious reasons. Nonetheless if the receptionist was available it might make sense.

In my case I will not repeat but thought to let you guys know some info about this place.

Mondo.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...-7950/28430344

I've been here a handful of times. First 2 the girls were late 20s early 30s and fairly attractive and displayed nice clevage. HJs were pre-negotiated but otherwise nice. 3rd visit, the girl came in and immediately turned down the lights extremely low. Massage was ok, then on the flip she negotiated the HJ and proceeded (keep in mind I still couldn't see very well even though my eyes adjusted to the dark room). It was ok, but here's the buzz kill. On the way out, when I saw her in the light, she was about 60 and super ugly. It took a couple days to shake that one from the memory banks.

**Ron M** · 07-16-13 00:03

Originally Posted by Mondo72 [View Original Post]

Hey fellow mongers,

Got up this morning with an itch and decided to go see on of my fave in the NoHo area. Got there and things turn out bad since I was not able to hook up with her at the time (should have set up before going)

Anyway, since I was in the area, figure out I might as well check this joint (see link below) which advertises on BP with a bevy of beauties which wets your appetite and make you want to head over there fast (I know, I know pixs are 99% fake) nevertheless they work in the sense that those pixs get the little head to take over LOL.

Went in and talked to the receptionist, she asked me if I wanted the hour session, told her I'd go for the 1/2 hr (figure to check things and provider before going for the hour)

Took me to a private room and handed her 30. Now I'm thinking she might be my provider. She's about a 6. 5, maybe a 7 and had pants and blouse and was attractive.

Got butt naked and sat on the table and waited a couple of minutes and in walks this 50+ lady, maybe a 3. 5 or so. Well guys you know how that feels, BUMMER.

She massaged back and legs and tried to get me EXCITED but I wasn't even thinking about extras. Finally she asked me to flip and started smiling again and asked me straight up (hand signal) if I wanted a HJ. Gave her the go ahead and she asked for 40, told her 30 and only if she took directions. She agreed and proceeded to a HE. I didn't bother to ask for her name. BTW, the massage itself was subpar.

Did not see any other provider, so I'm not sure if they have other girls there. I would not recommend the lady I was with for obvious reasons. Nonetheless if the receptionist was available it might make sense.

In my case I will not repeat but thought to let you guys know some info about this place.

Mondo.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...-7950/28430344

You do realize that those pics are Fake. In fact the pic on the top right of the cute Brunette was used in an Ad here in Chicago.

**Mondo72** · 07-15-13 23:56

Hey fellow mongers,

Got up this morning with an itch and decided to go see on of my fave in the NoHo area. Got there and things turn out bad since I was not able to hook up with her at the time (should have set up before going)

Anyway, since I was in the area, figure out I might as well check this joint (see link below) which advertises on BP with a bevy of beauties which wets your appetite and make you want to head over there fast (I know, I know pixs are 99% fake) nevertheless they work in the sense that those pixs get the little head to take over LOL.

Went in and talked to the receptionist, she asked me if I wanted the hour session, told her I'd go for the 1/2 hr (figure to check things and provider before going for the hour)

Took me to a private room and handed her 30. Now I'm thinking she might be my provider. She's about a 6. 5, maybe a 7 and had pants and blouse and was attractive.

Got butt naked and sat on the table and waited a couple of minutes and in walks this 50+ lady, maybe a 3. 5 or so. Well guys you know how that feels, BUMMER.

She massaged back and legs and tried to get me EXCITED but I wasn't even thinking about extras. Finally she asked me to flip and started smiling again and asked me straight up (hand signal) if I wanted a HJ. Gave her the go ahead and she asked for 40, told her 30 and only if she took directions. She agreed and proceeded to a HE. I didn't bother to ask for her name. BTW, the massage itself was subpar.

Did not see any other provider, so I'm not sure if they have other girls there. I would not recommend the lady I was with for obvious reasons. Nonetheless if the receptionist was available it might make sense.

In my case I will not repeat but thought to let you guys know some info about this place.

Mondo.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...-7950/28430344