Massage Parlor Reports

[PilotPete]

Heard about this site and wanted to test the knowledge.

Just moved up from Spfld MO and I am already missing my regular Jessica in Nixa. But from what I just read there are a few guys out there "hitting for the cycle" in the body rub arena.

So where should I start?

Check your Inbox

[Lovethatbob]

Heard about this site and wanted to test the knowledge.

Just moved up from Spfld MO and I am already missing my regular Jessica in Nixa. But from what I just read there are a few guys out there "hitting for the cycle" in the body rub arena.

So where should I start?

Start by going back about a year on here and start reading until you're back here at the most recent postings. Then, you'll have knowledge. It's a wonderful thing. Especially when you put in the time to learn by getting all the various viewpoints, evaluate members' styles and suggestions both for and against.

Do the reading.

LTB

[HoHoHoes]

Damn LTB I think we might have to take up a collection for you. You have saved us all collectively hundreds. You're one hell of a bird dog. Thanks.

Completely agree.

[Charlie314]

First, Charlie314's post is his / her VERY FIRST posting. Anybody else's BS meter pegging? Faro is far from being a skank. And I've never ever heard of her sinking to offering DIY service. C314 has an agenda; either a disgruntled client for some stupid reason or another rub artist with something akin to jealousy going on.

Truth: I've seen Faro multiple times since about 7 or 8 years ago. Is she the best in town? Nope. Far from the worst either. Worth a visit, IMHO. Her location is in S. City, and is easy to find. It's an apartment with a real massage table in a bedroom. It's a full hour of time, it's a decent massage with some new agey flavor, some humming, minor teasing, etc. The finish is enjoyable. Not sure about roaming hands allowed, as I'm not sure I want to roam over her. She's an older gal (my age, approx!) and sort of thick. My favorite is when she offers the 4 hand. I've done that about 4 times with her and a younger gal who does a decent job in concert with Faro. They move around you, changing sides, using a nice lotion or oil. And at the end, one of them, usually Faro, leaves while the other provides the finish. When they offer a special, it's a deal for 90, IMHO again.

LTB

Sorry guys. No ax to grind. Not a disgruntled customer. I was just trying to help by relaying what I read on here, and it was the only post I read about Faro.

Not a provider and have no agenda. Been visiting the site for a couple of months and just tried to contribute something I read here. I was thinking about visiting her, but the one review I saw on her here turned me off. That's about it. Nothing to add.

[Dylan12]

Heard about this site and wanted to test the knowledge.

Just moved up from Spfld MO and I am already missing my regular Jessica in Nixa. But from what I just read there are a few guys out there "hitting for the cycle" in the body rub arena.

So where should I start?

[Kink Meister]

Took One For The Team today.

You guys who also enjoy FBSM are "the team," OK? And you are benefiting because I spent the $.25 that Premier asks for. When you call,"Jess" is the booker. I guess she is the Lake of Premier, if Premier is to be compared to YGND. Premier has, at this time, ONE masseuse. That would be the very cute, heavily tattooed Samantha who was advertising for herself last week, but now has Jess doing the phone work. So far, the comparison is:

COST. YGND = $.25: Premier = the same.

DURATION. YGND = Just short of an hour, since they schedule on the hour, each hour; Premier = the same.

ATMOSPHERE. YGND = Private apartment, usually sparsely furnished with real massage table, music sometimes, and lotion or oil, undraped: Premier = About the same but no lotion or oil (instead a few dabs of KY from a tube. Huh?) , and draping required, which was the first negative sign.

LADIES. YGND = Lovely ladies in bikini or underwear with average to decent massage skills: Premier = the same.

FINISH. TGND = Nice, happy ending, some roaming allowed, sometimes extras for a private contribution: Premier = So long, bye bye."Can't do more or I'll get fired," is the answer if you ask politely for a complete finish. I have a feeling that for maybe an additional 0. 8 to $ Samantha would've provided some KY handiwork, but I'm not that eager to toss twenties around.

CONCLUSION? YGND by half the track. I won't repeat for sure. And I guess that Premier won't last because they'll not get repeat business, IMHO.

Q: Who'd pay $.25 for a very average massage attempt for 50 minutes?

A: Me, but only once. Stupid me. OK, well maybe not stupid, but I do feel like I got taken advantage of.

Epilogue: Kink Meister is a plant or a phantom reviewer who's got an agenda not in synch with our team. Funny observations: I saw the guy come out of her place before me. He didn't have that "Ahhh. Am I ever relaxed and ready to go back to work" look. More like a "damn my luck" look. Should have heeded that forewarning. I also saw the next guy who was heading from the parking lot to her place as I got in my car. I gave it half a thought to give him a bit of a warning, just a "thumbs down" kind of gesture would have done it, I think. But he looked like the kind of guy who needed a big disappointment for the day. In case it's one of you guys, I won't go further, but suffice it to say, he is very familiar with PEDs and the mirrors at his gym. Maybe he got what he was hoping for. I know I didn't.

LTB

I like your comparison with Premier and YGND Very creative. I don't know what type of massage Samantha gave you. But my massage with Samantha was very erotic and had a very nice ENDING!

I've use the YGND Many times. My all-time favorite there was Tierny she was amazing. One thing I don't like about YGND Is that Lake doesn't use the girls real pictures. All I knows when Samantha answer the door she was definitely the one in the picture! I've been seeing girls here locally in St. Louis for many years. I know that I don't have that many post, but I just recently stumbled across this site. So I definitely give Samantha a thumbs up!

[Lovethatbob]

Has anyone TIOF Mandy in south county? She advertises on BP in massage section. I couldn't find a report anywhere good or bad.

Ok to pm.

Thanks,

Don't have a clue what "TIOF" means.

Her ad seems less than promising. But for only a $30 investment, you could find out and inform us. Just be sure her A / C is working if you go today! Let us know, Jimmy.

LTB

[Xesta Ciose]

Made a trip to Spa Chi and was very disasspointed. She was very hurried. Like she had better things to do. I will not return.

Made a trip East and saw that VIP (across from PP / PTs) was closed. Anyone have any info on that?

I couldn't read the sign on the door from the road.

The number of suspect backpage providers seems to have increased, along with the noise in this forum. Probably going to lay low for a while. It will bounce back. It always does.

[Jimmy24]

Has anyone TIOF Mandy in south county? She advertises on BP in massage section. I couldn't find a report anywhere good or bad.

Ok to pm.

Thanks,

[Stlconnoisseur]

Anyone know what happened to Bella from YGND?

[Stl69]

Epilogue: Kink Meister is a plant or a phantom reviewer Who's got an agenda not in synch with our team.

LTB

LTB, sorry you took one for the team. This Kink Meister report had a certain stink to it. His posting record also looked suspect which is why I called B. S. There are a few other suspicious posters recently on the STL Forum. I hope everyone examine the reports carefully and weigh their decision to proceed with a reviewed provider with caution. You should also do your homework on those who are giving some of these glowing reports.

[OldDawg]

It's for the good of the Team, Bill. Here's to hoping that other guys do their part to seek out the values and give quick intel on those to avoid.

As it's often said:

Sometimes we're the happy bird dog. Other times, we're the fire hydrant. Today, I was the hydrant.

LTB

Thanks so much for the report, and the great way you compared the "Premier" massage service with the YGND team. I appreciate the time it took to do that, and the money it saved the rest of us!

Thanks again, man

[Lovethatbob]

Damn LTB I think we might have to take up a collection for you. You have saved us all collectively hundreds. You're one hell of a bird dog. Thanks.

It's for the good of the Team, Bill. Here's to hoping that other guys do their part to seek out the values and give quick intel on those to avoid.

As it's often said:

Sometimes we're the happy bird dog. Other times, we're the fire hydrant. Today, I was the hydrant.

LTB

[Bill Bradsky]

Took One For The Team today.

You guys who also enjoy FBSM are "the team," OK? And you are benefiting because I spent the $.25 that Premier asks for. When you call,"Jess" is the booker. I guess she is the Lake of Premier, if Premier is to be compared to YGND. Premier has, at this time, ONE masseuse. That would be the very cute, heavily tattooed Samantha who was advertising for herself last week, but now has Jess doing the phone work.

LTB

Damn LTB I think we might have to take up a collection for you. You have saved us all collectively hundreds. You're one hell of a bird dog. Thanks.

[Lovethatbob]

All I can tell you there's nothing lame about Samantha. She was very beautiful and sexy! And I guess that was the best Phantom massage I've ever had!

Took One For The Team today.

You guys who also enjoy FBSM are "the team," OK? And you are benefiting because I spent the $.25 that Premier asks for. When you call,"Jess" is the booker. I guess she is the Lake of Premier, if Premier is to be compared to YGND. Premier has, at this time, ONE masseuse. That would be the very cute, heavily tattooed Samantha who was advertising for herself last week, but now has Jess doing the phone work. So far, the comparison is:

COST. YGND = $.25: Premier = the same.

DURATION. YGND = Just short of an hour, since they schedule on the hour, each hour; Premier = the same.

ATMOSPHERE. YGND = Private apartment, usually sparsely furnished with real massage table, music sometimes, and lotion or oil, undraped: Premier = About the same but no lotion or oil (instead a few dabs of KY from a tube. Huh?) , and draping required, which was the first negative sign.

LADIES. YGND = Lovely ladies in bikini or underwear with average to decent massage skills: Premier = the same.

FINISH. TGND = Nice, happy ending, some roaming allowed, sometimes extras for a private contribution: Premier = So long, bye bye."Can't do more or I'll get fired," is the answer if you ask politely for a complete finish. I have a feeling that for maybe an additional 0.8 to $ Samantha would've provided some KY handiwork, but I'm not that eager to toss twenties around.

CONCLUSION? YGND by half the track. I won't repeat for sure. And I guess that Premier won't last because they'll not get repeat business, IMHO.

Q: Who'd pay $.25 for a very average massage attempt for 50 minutes?

A: Me, but only once. Stupid me. OK, well maybe not stupid, but I do feel like I got taken advantage of.

Epilogue: Kink Meister is a plant or a phantom reviewer who's got an agenda not in synch with our team. Funny observations: I saw the guy come out of her place before me. He didn't have that "Ahhh. Am I ever relaxed and ready to go back to work" look. More like a "damn my luck" look. Should have heeded that forewarning. I also saw the next guy who was heading from the parking lot to her place as I got in my car. I gave it half a thought to give him a bit of a warning, just a "thumbs down" kind of gesture would have done it, I think. But he looked like the kind of guy who needed a big disappointment for the day. In case it's one of you guys, I won't go further, but suffice it to say, he is very familiar with PEDs and the mirrors at his gym. Maybe he got what he was hoping for. I know I didn't.

LTB