Massage Parlor Reports

[Stl69]

Epilogue: Kink Meister is a plant or a phantom reviewer Who's got an agenda not in synch with our team.

LTB

LTB, sorry you took one for the team. This Kink Meister report had a certain stink to it. His posting record also looked suspect which is why I called B. S. There are a few other suspicious posters recently on the STL Forum. I hope everyone examine the reports carefully and weigh their decision to proceed with a reviewed provider with caution. You should also do your homework on those who are giving some of these glowing reports.

[OldDawg]

It's for the good of the Team, Bill. Here's to hoping that other guys do their part to seek out the values and give quick intel on those to avoid.

As it's often said:

Sometimes we're the happy bird dog. Other times, we're the fire hydrant. Today, I was the hydrant.

LTB

Thanks so much for the report, and the great way you compared the "Premier" massage service with the YGND team. I appreciate the time it took to do that, and the money it saved the rest of us!

Thanks again, man

[Lovethatbob]

Damn LTB I think we might have to take up a collection for you. You have saved us all collectively hundreds. You're one hell of a bird dog. Thanks.

It's for the good of the Team, Bill. Here's to hoping that other guys do their part to seek out the values and give quick intel on those to avoid.

As it's often said:

Sometimes we're the happy bird dog. Other times, we're the fire hydrant. Today, I was the hydrant.

LTB

[Bill Bradsky]

Took One For The Team today.

You guys who also enjoy FBSM are "the team," OK? And you are benefiting because I spent the $.25 that Premier asks for. When you call,"Jess" is the booker. I guess she is the Lake of Premier, if Premier is to be compared to YGND. Premier has, at this time, ONE masseuse. That would be the very cute, heavily tattooed Samantha who was advertising for herself last week, but now has Jess doing the phone work.

LTB

Damn LTB I think we might have to take up a collection for you. You have saved us all collectively hundreds. You're one hell of a bird dog. Thanks.

[Lovethatbob]

All I can tell you there's nothing lame about Samantha. She was very beautiful and sexy! And I guess that was the best Phantom massage I've ever had!

Took One For The Team today.

You guys who also enjoy FBSM are "the team," OK? And you are benefiting because I spent the $.25 that Premier asks for. When you call,"Jess" is the booker. I guess she is the Lake of Premier, if Premier is to be compared to YGND. Premier has, at this time, ONE masseuse. That would be the very cute, heavily tattooed Samantha who was advertising for herself last week, but now has Jess doing the phone work. So far, the comparison is:

COST. YGND = $.25: Premier = the same.

DURATION. YGND = Just short of an hour, since they schedule on the hour, each hour; Premier = the same.

ATMOSPHERE. YGND = Private apartment, usually sparsely furnished with real massage table, music sometimes, and lotion or oil, undraped: Premier = About the same but no lotion or oil (instead a few dabs of KY from a tube. Huh?) , and draping required, which was the first negative sign.

LADIES. YGND = Lovely ladies in bikini or underwear with average to decent massage skills: Premier = the same.

FINISH. TGND = Nice, happy ending, some roaming allowed, sometimes extras for a private contribution: Premier = So long, bye bye."Can't do more or I'll get fired," is the answer if you ask politely for a complete finish. I have a feeling that for maybe an additional 0.8 to $ Samantha would've provided some KY handiwork, but I'm not that eager to toss twenties around.

CONCLUSION? YGND by half the track. I won't repeat for sure. And I guess that Premier won't last because they'll not get repeat business, IMHO.

Q: Who'd pay $.25 for a very average massage attempt for 50 minutes?

A: Me, but only once. Stupid me. OK, well maybe not stupid, but I do feel like I got taken advantage of.

Epilogue: Kink Meister is a plant or a phantom reviewer who's got an agenda not in synch with our team. Funny observations: I saw the guy come out of her place before me. He didn't have that "Ahhh. Am I ever relaxed and ready to go back to work" look. More like a "damn my luck" look. Should have heeded that forewarning. I also saw the next guy who was heading from the parking lot to her place as I got in my car. I gave it half a thought to give him a bit of a warning, just a "thumbs down" kind of gesture would have done it, I think. But he looked like the kind of guy who needed a big disappointment for the day. In case it's one of you guys, I won't go further, but suffice it to say, he is very familiar with PEDs and the mirrors at his gym. Maybe he got what he was hoping for. I know I didn't.

LTB

[PilotPete]

Thanks for the report. I was considering her. Has anyone had a good experience with the 30 yr old petite blonde from Brentwood that advertises in the body rub section. I tried calling her but didn't get an answer.

I have not seen her yet but talked to her several times including yesterday. She said her ad is set to automatic renewal so it does not really reflect when she is in town. She plans to visit next week. I read a report on another site that she is VERY thin and that extras MIGHT be on the menu. YMMV. I hope to see her next week and TOFTT. Will let you know.

[Smurfit]

All I can tell you there's nothing lame about Samantha. She was very beautiful and sexy! And I guess that was the best Phantom massage I've ever had!

I think what STL69 meant, was, what was the donation, what services were offered HE? BBBJ? CBJ, ? HJ, ? Self serv? Did she allow mutual touch. What was she wearing? If anything.

That's what a report should include.

[Co 6866]

I made an appointment with ALLI, whose ad appears regularly for 70 and cave springs-

When I arrived, this very sexy girl named Jesse was at the door. I was a little confused, but she is.

Very HOT- so in I went-

She used the same booker as allie- who takes half of the $.20 for the appointment-

She is HOT, but very nervous and uptight- After a while of a lack luster massage- I flip.

And she goes for the inch worm (family curse) with loads of oil and speed-

I start talking her throught the important aspects of a cock and balls, and how her previous boyfriends may have been "diffrent"

She simmered down somewhat, but clearly is uncomfortable with what she is doing, although I did get "respectful"

Hand roaming, and she was getting turned on. Or nervous sweat in the crotch area.

She is working in a world she is not prepared for at all. A lame massage, a completely novice HJ, and a FIRM belief.

That she will not get naked, or add services. Although her body was responding when her brain was telling her not to.

She has the physical attributes to be Awsome, but the skills and her acceptance of what she is doing lead me to believe she.

Will be gone FAST-

I would attempt a repeat in 3 or 4 weeks, after you guys teach her the ways of the world- she is very, very nice.

[OldDawg]

All I can tell you there's nothing lame about Samantha. She was very beautiful and sexy! And I guess that was the best Phantom massage I've ever had!

Well, at least I know from your obviously fake report to steer clear of "Premier Massage".

[Member #4986]

Went to see Jessie (link below) at Cave Springs / I70 notel yesterday. Wish I had not! The pictures are real. She is definitely a hottie! Early to mid 20's and a smokin body!

I arrived at her location, met this beautiful young thing and thought "DAMN! This is going to be a great day!" Opted for the one hour session, laid the donation ($.2) on the table, and she went into the restromm while I disrobed and lay down on the bed (I really prefer a massage table).

When she came out she was in a bra and cute little panties. WOW. I am thinking this was getting better and better.

From there it was all down hill! After less than 15 minutes of lackluster rubbing on my back ONLY, she tells me to flip. Straight to the goods with enough oil to lubricate the titanic! I suggested she take off the bra and she said no, that she did not do that.

Pop! Wet cloth for the self service cleanup and I was headed out the door in 20 minutes. I was kinda pissed and let her know it. I asked for. 20 back from my donation, and to her credit she gave it up without argument, but I still left thinking I had just bought the most expensive HJ of my life.

Save your money and your time gentlemen! This one is not worth the effort.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ay-21/11475892

Thanks for the report. I was considering her. Has anyone had a good experience with the 30 yr old petite blonde from Brentwood that advertises in the body rub section. I tried calling her but didn't get an answer.

[LowdownOne]

Went to see Jessie (link below) at Cave Springs / I70 notel yesterday. Wish I had not! The pictures are real. She is definitely a hottie! Early to mid 20's and a smokin body!

I arrived at her location, met this beautiful young thing and thought "DAMN! This is going to be a great day!" Opted for the one hour session, laid the donation ($.2) on the table, and she went into the restromm while I disrobed and lay down on the bed (I really prefer a massage table).

When she came out she was in a bra and cute little panties. WOW. I am thinking this was getting better and better.

From there it was all down hill! After less than 15 minutes of lackluster rubbing on my back ONLY, she tells me to flip. Straight to the goods with enough oil to lubricate the titanic! I suggested she take off the bra and she said no, that she did not do that.

Pop! Wet cloth for the self service cleanup and I was headed out the door in 20 minutes. I was kinda pissed and let her know it. I asked for. 20 back from my donation, and to her credit she gave it up without argument, but I still left thinking I had just bought the most expensive HJ of my life.

Save your money and your time gentlemen! This one is not worth the effort.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ay-21/11475892

I wonder if she is similar to Allie. Looks like they operate out of the same spot.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ics-21/9751034

[Member #4823]

Have not checked in for a while mainly because of a couple of civilians I have been having fun with.

Saw that Vicky and Cindy have moved in the area and have been hearing great things about Vicky but just have not been able to connect. Finally decided to see if I would have better luck with Cindy & texted her. She text right back and a time set up for that day. Got to her place it was nice quiet office building. I was expecting a bigger girl and was surprised when she greeted me. Very beautiful lady with auburn hair, medium build, big smile, came up shook my hand and introduced herself. Led me back to a room and told me to disrobe, she did not drape was that ok? Of course I said. She came in about five minutes later and I told her we'd start off with the 30 min special she was running and go from there. She proceeded to give a very good massage, I asked her a few questions to make small talk, she acted like she really did not want to answer. I thought, ok she's not into talking. I proceeded to tell her about a couple trouble areas on my back and shoulders and she massaged them very well. I have never really felt this way with another provider, and maybe it was just me. The massage was good but I just felt like she

Wanted to get me the hell out of there asap! I asked her one more question since she didn't drape which varied from her add a bit. Did she allow touching? Her add stated that she did not. She retorted "absolutely not". In a super silent voice. A few minutes later she stated that my time was about up. If I wanted to go the hr special for .6 I could but that did not include "everything" that would be another .4 pretty much the normal rate. At this point I just was not feeling it. Up to now it had been nice massage with no hint of anything else.

I decided to bag it. Like I said, I feel her pictures do not do her justice & she is super introverted or whatever you want to call it but Cindy & I just did not click. I'm sure she clicks for someone. It just wasn't me that day. YMMV.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...cards/11009492

Location: 8.

Appearance: 8.

Hygiene: 9.

Attitude: 3.

Massage: 8.

Overall: 5

[Kink Meister]

A very lame report from Kink Meister. His first four posts were in one day in January looking for information on providers then nothing until the three posts this month. Two were reports with no details whatsoever and the other post announcing his appointment with Samantha. Is there anything else you can report or is this a phantom report?

All I can tell you there's nothing lame about Samantha. She was very beautiful and sexy! And I guess that was the best Phantom massage I've ever had!

[Stlbill]

Went to see Jessie (link below) at Cave Springs / I70 notel yesterday. Wish I had not! The pictures are real. She is definitely a hottie! Early to mid 20's and a smokin body!

I arrived at her location, met this beautiful young thing and thought "DAMN! This is going to be a great day!" Opted for the one hour session, laid the donation ($.2) on the table, and she went into the restromm while I disrobed and lay down on the bed (I really prefer a massage table).

When she came out she was in a bra and cute little panties. WOW. I am thinking this was getting better and better.

From there it was all down hill! After less than 15 minutes of lackluster rubbing on my back ONLY, she tells me to flip. Straight to the goods with enough oil to lubricate the titanic! I suggested she take off the bra and she said no, that she did not do that.

Pop! Wet cloth for the self service cleanup and I was headed out the door in 20 minutes. I was kinda pissed and let her know it. I asked for. 20 back from my donation, and to her credit she gave it up without argument, but I still left thinking I had just bought the most expensive HJ of my life.

Save your money and your time gentlemen! This one is not worth the effort.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ay-21/11475892

[Member #4986]

I had a dream about Kate out by Lake St. Louis. Very nice in call in a nice private residence. Every thing on the menu but in my dream I chose the 1 hour fbsm with BBBJ. And just let me say I did not want to wake up. The most amazing ever and I do mean ever. No direction needed. Massage was just ok, talked a lot during massage but she made up for it at the end. A little bit of a far drive and pricy at $.5. I can't say enough about her skills and effort. She did not stop until I begged her too. Will for sure repeat ASAP and I do mean ASAP. Don't walk guys, run as fast as you can. I also have digits. Pm for any additional info. Oh and no clock was used but she did check her phone real quick while I was face down. I am still weak from all the fluid she pulled out of me.

Where does she post brother? I did a search on BP and only found 1 Katie but her location says "central". She was in the body rub section and her last post was on the 11th.