Massage Parlor Reports

[Spectator]

So I spent the afternoon funding the education's of Rhode Islands most enterprising young ladies at CD & CF. Had an expensive reminder as to why I don't do private room / Champagne Room/ "love shack" dances, but leave and go to the Spa when its time to nut. A delightful young lady took my 130, upsold me to 200 in the room for a mic check, and gave a twitchy,"quiet we'll get caught" "no, for $$ I don't." so I wrote it off and drove over to LaProv to check out 1021.

Arrived around 8PM, walked the block doing a little recon, found the side door, rung the bell. No answer. Waved at the camera, rang the bell again, called. No answer. Nobody home at 1021? Is it closed on Mondays?

Drove over to Federal Hill.

A pretty dark skinned girl I'd seen before answered the door, walked me to the room, I handed her $$ and made myself comfy. After a few minutes a different girl came to the room, said her name was Sky. Great, the cold fish I thought. TS was ok, back to the room for a little massage, had some fun, a little more massage, and I was out of there in half an hour or so. The recent review of her was spot on. She was pretty, polite, accommodating, but basically going thru the motions, not chatty, not flirty, not interested. Can't fault her. PM for more details if you want, but it was a fairly perfunctory session. Did get about 10 minutes of actual massage which was nice. Mama asked if everything was OK and I said yes, as she did her duty and I can't fault her.

Folks, even if you had a great day at the clubs, don't drop the $$+ in the CR, even if she was bangin on the dancefloor and she whispers sweets in your ear, take it to the spa's. Every now and again I re-learn this lesson at a pretty high cost. The girls go to great lengths to avoid telling you that theyre going to upsell you in the room, and that she has more limits than your wife.

[Alejhenry]

Kelley who use to work at Far East, now works at One Spa as Coco.

[Dupplehouse]

New to the site, any of these places do FS? If so, recommendations?

I know what's coming and only one Senior gets to say it. You guys Ro Sham Bo or whatever you need to decide who gets to do it.

A2

Half of the fun of this board is reading the experiences of other members that have been good enough to share them. In my mind it builds up the knowledge and even more so the anticipation that usually winds up ending in a great experience wherever I wind up going. I have yet to be steered wrong by any of the info I've read on here which is why I'm trying to participate little more lately. In any event, all the info is here, take a minute to read it and I think you'll enjoy the reads and pretty safe to say you'll enjoy your visit to wherever you choose.

[HappyDave]

New to the site, any of these places do FS? If so, recommendations?

I know what's coming and only one Senior gets to say it. You guys Ro Sham Bo or whatever you need to decide who gets to do it.

A2

I'll do it, its all we have been posting about on this thread RTFF

[Smoke Screen]

New to the site, any of these places do FS? If so, recommendations?

I know what's coming and only one Senior gets to say it. You guys Ro Sham Bo or whatever you need to decide who gets to do it.

A2

Well, since you know what's coming, I won't say it. The best way to find out what you're looking for is to try a few, that way you know first hand.

[GpzGolf]

New to the site, any of these places do FS? If so, recommendations?

I know what's coming and only one Senior gets to say it. You guys Ro Sham Bo or whatever you need to decide who gets to do it.

A2

[Crazyy 69]

I made a recent visit to 1021 and saw Happy. Since Coco is gone I just went for the luck of the draw. Mika was in a good mood and my visit with Happy went very well. Although she is not quite in Coco's league as far as the service went she was stiil very good. Her english is good and she seems to have a fun sense of humor. Table shower was all hand an no scrunge. Massage was pretty good with a nice tease and the finish was above average. I did not see the other girls but you best move on Happy pretty quick as she will be leaving for bacation before this week is over. I am hoping her replacement will be Coco but I don't think so.

[RubMeLongTime]

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[Caseyb7]

Visited FE over the weekend and had a very enjoyable time with Meena (spelling might be wrong).

Out-going, State-side English, extremely pleasant with good skills. Would definitely recommend.

My FE experience has been consistently good. Not rushed as in bygone eras. I hear the chime so I think they remain busy, despite renewed competition. Don't know for sure but I think staff is typically 3 and they do rotate out such that there are new faces often.

I like the manager big time as she is always cordial and runs the place well.

For those private types the layout is a hallway with rooms to either side with the TS & sauna at the rear. They are careful about keeping patrons out of the hallway with another is about, however I've bumped faces a few times walking up to the doorway as others approach on the outside.

Overall, about my favorite place now. I think it important to reward positive environments so I'm posting, although I really don't want to encourage additional competition.

As always. YMMV as this is a personal experience. Good luck, hope you are treated well.

[Smoke Screen]

Went to Fountain Street a couple of Sunday ago on a walk-in. Paid the 45 to the lady at the front door and got Chrissy who was standing by the front entrance. Chrissy was short, blonde hair, chubby but not really fat. There was a little bit of a belly around the waist.

Was brought to the locker room and told to put all my belongings in a plastic zip bag, change into a white robe, and lock up the rest of my belonging. Headed to the table shower and Chrissy put on this rough glove and started to clean me with it. Table shower was really lacking, she really didn't do anything but scrub me with the glove a few time, asked if she could touch it, and spray me down with the shower. Had to dry myself at the end while she was standing outside. I can really see the difference between the services at an AMP and the All American Spa.

So after a couple of minutes in the TS we headed back to the room, which by the way, the walls do not go all the way up to the ceiling. Everything can be heard. Anyways, we went back to the room and she gave me this lame rub on my back for literally 5 minutes and whispered in my ears if I wanted anything else. I was really surprised at this point but just went along with it. I asked what was on the menu and she said 60 for HJ. 120 for CBJ, and 200 for cfs. Negotiated 150 for cfs and she agree.

CBJ, mish, doggie and I was out the door in 40 minutes top. Chrissy was definitely a smoker and when I was walking in the hallway passing one of the room it just reeks of cigarette smoke. Also saw one of you guys on the way out. They are not very discreet about that sort of things. Having been to 1021, FE, and Admiral I can say that the service was really lacking and I would not repeat.

Sorry your visit wasn't as good as mine were. I've been 3 times and they were all good, granted they are not at all good about being discreet. My last time there I saw 3 other guys in there but I really don't care at all, we're all there for the same thing. As with the AMPs YMMV, same goes here. I've seen Tessa & Renee, both were excellent for an American spa but I have to agree with you, not on par with Asians, they have service down to a science.

[Rei Haragoma]

Someone said something about a cold fish at OS and I think I just met her. So I met Sky at OS and she is definitely a clock watcher. The table shower was 8 minutes, the massage was 12 minutes, and I was in and out of there in 40 minutes, and that's counting the time it took me to get undressed then dressed again. To say I was rushed is an understatement. Sky comes off very cold with a slight attitude problem, but I cracked a few jokes to get a couple of smiles out of her. After the flip, I did my favorite three positions and plowed her good. I wasn't going to let the fact that she's a dead fish in the sack stop me from having fun. I knew I wasn't going to get GFE but she doesn't even like to be kissed on the neck. Ouch! On a positive note she is attractive with a nice body, including man made D cups, but she has a flat ass. Next time I will request not to have Sky.

H60.

T140

Well, from various reports I've read, it seems the second-tier ladies are making themselves known, from outright cold fish, to those who won't even allow a peck on the neck. Both of those things sound like my ex, but since she's not Asian, I know she's not working there.

IMHO, we need to start complaining to the Mamsan about less than stellar providers, either by aborting the session, or when leaving. To say nothing implies satisfaction with the service that was given. And this practice of shorting of time is troubling as well, and complaints need to be voiced; starting with the provider, or eventually, it's going to be considered by them to be OK, and will become the norm.

Good for you for not letting her poor attitude spoil your session.

Better luck next time at another AMP.

[Dh1610]

June was the girl that I had an awful experience with and pleased to report she is gone from OS now.

Someone said something about a cold fish at OS and I think I just met her. So I met Sky at OS and she is definitely a clock watcher. The table shower was 8 minutes, the massage was 12 minutes, and I was in and out of there in 40 minutes, and that's counting the time it took me to get undressed then dressed again. To say I was rushed is an understatement. Sky comes off very cold with a slight attitude problem, but I cracked a few jokes to get a couple of smiles out of her. After the flip, I did my favorite three positions and plowed her good. I wasn't going to let the fact that she's a dead fish in the sack stop me from having fun. I knew I wasn't going to get GFE but she doesn't even like to be kissed on the neck. Ouch! On a positive note she is attractive with a nice body, including man made D cups, but she has a flat ass. Next time I will request not to have Sky.

H60.

T140

[HappyDave]

So, was it 140 total or was that just the tip meaning 200 total for that level of service? Sorry, I'm just a little confused. She sounds super hot and I'd love to give her a try, but not for way more than going rate elsewhere. Thanks!

To clarify I gave her a $100. 00 Bill for HF she came back and I had to ask for the change, she had coveniantly forgotten it was stuffed in her top. Then after the shower she had me sit on the bed / table and started negotioations. We started at. 8 For BJ and then up to the regular 1. 4 Which I was fine with I was fishing for a low number for BJ only since I have gotten that in the past. She pushed 1. 6 Tip and I got ready to walk. We agreed on 1. 4 And she left the room for a couple. When she came back I gave her the tip and her mood changed from busness to GFE. I recomend her if your a stick to your guns person. .6 House 1. 4 Tip. Looks 9 GFE 8 tease 8 finish 8.

[MikeWilliams88]

Someone said something about a cold fish at OS and I think I just met her. So I met Sky at OS and she is definitely a clock watcher. The table shower was 8 minutes, the massage was 12 minutes, and I was in and out of there in 40 minutes, and that's counting the time it took me to get undressed then dressed again. To say I was rushed is an understatement. Sky comes off very cold with a slight attitude problem, but I cracked a few jokes to get a couple of smiles out of her. After the flip, I did my favorite three positions and plowed her good. I wasn't going to let the fact that she's a dead fish in the sack stop me from having fun. I knew I wasn't going to get GFE but she doesn't even like to be kissed on the neck. Ouch! On a positive note she is attractive with a nice body, including man made D cups, but she has a flat ass. Next time I will request not to have Sky.

H60.

T140

Yep! The REOPEN ONE SPA is DEFINITELY not like before.

[Kenny9370]

Went to Fountain Street a couple of Sunday ago on a walk-in. Paid the 45 to the lady at the front door and got Chrissy who was standing by the front entrance. Chrissy was short, blonde hair, chubby but not really fat. There was a little bit of a belly around the waist.

Was brought to the locker room and told to put all my belongings in a plastic zip bag, change into a white robe, and lock up the rest of my belonging. Headed to the table shower and Chrissy put on this rough glove and started to clean me with it. Table shower was really lacking, she really didn't do anything but scrub me with the glove a few time, asked if she could touch it, and spray me down with the shower. Had to dry myself at the end while she was standing outside. I can really see the difference between the services at an AMP and the All American Spa.

So after a couple of minutes in the TS we headed back to the room, which by the way, the walls do not go all the way up to the ceiling. Everything can be heard. Anyways, we went back to the room and she gave me this lame rub on my back for literally 5 minutes and whispered in my ears if I wanted anything else. I was really surprised at this point but just went along with it. I asked what was on the menu and she said 60 for HJ. 120 for CBJ, and 200 for cfs. Negotiated 150 for cfs and she agree.

CBJ, mish, doggie and I was out the door in 40 minutes top. Chrissy was definitely a smoker and when I was walking in the hallway passing one of the room it just reeks of cigarette smoke. Also saw one of you guys on the way out. They are not very discreet about that sort of things. Having been to 1021, FE, and Admiral I can say that the service was really lacking and I would not repeat.