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**FunTrust** · 07-03-13 12:05

For you guys who like a really strong massage, I can recommend Shatsiu In Lf. Had a thin Asian milfy who said she only works Tues. This was perhaps the strongest massage from a lady I have ever received. I was beat up, but I know it will feel bettter today. Always a great time and great finish here. I go for an hour at 60, and a 50 tip.

It was not just using her body weight (all 90 lbs) but her hands can squeeze the muscles hard. And she is good at soft too. LOL

**OCTatts** · 07-02-13 18:25

Yes, there IS a difference between K girls and the more and more ubiquitous V girls. In recent months, I've been going to the usual OC places and getting a mix good experiences, disappointing experiences, and some just average and kinda wished I didn't spend the money type of experiences.

Disappointing to me is when the massage is bad or weak, and there is no ending (TOFTT). Average means there was stress release, but not satisfying for some reason. Sometimes you just barely get there and its annoying to get asked to up the tip ante.

Enter Bonzai Healing on Lincoln. Previously it was run by ownership of the V persuasion (sexy little hustlers who try to finish you off quick and rush you out). Now apparently they have changed hands to a K owned establishment with a complete improvement of service & overhaul of staff.

My session started off with a deep and strong therapeutic massage like I have not had in a long time. At first I thought "Oh wow, I guess now they are just a real massage place now, I'm ok with it even if there's no release." Most of the time you get the feeling that the girl is lazy and doesn't want to do hard work. But surprisingly there was no laziness & the technique was professional. Her hands were very intuitive and found the knots in my back. Just an excellent massage with some walking on the back. Then on the flip, the super slow, soft sensual teasing started on my chest and on the front legs. I can't tell you how many times I've been to a massage joint, and the girl NEVER does a good job on the front legs. Even if I specifically request thigh and quadriceps massage. The thigh massage was great and next time I will get an hour and ask her to do the legs for a good half hour it was so damn good.

The K girl attendant had excellent acupressure technique, and my downstairs nephew really woke up good. She touched slowly and softly with warm knowledgeable hands. Without a doubt this session was one of the best in a long time. FS in NOT available here anymore, but my massage session felt even better than an average Ho Hum FS session. Now I feel I have a renewed interest in the art of sensual massage instead of the high pressure wham bam who's next? Type of providers. There were 2 ladies here, both milfs & average plain Jane types. They were dressed modestly but they just had excellent knowledge of male anatomy and hands that felt better than a lot of the pussy that's out there. To me, this shows that packaging and image are not the same as substance. During, and when the session was over, there was zero haggling & no talk of tip at all.

But please note I am not sure if there is any "access" & these ladies are plain Jane in the looks department and I recommend for mature guys who seriously enjoy a real massage with sensual teasing with release, & not just a quickie.

**Vanilla Shake** · 07-02-13 10:21

Haven't practiced this hobby in years. Probably have saved $5K by staying home and jerking off. But Lately I've been tempted to try one of these places and could not find any personal experiences on this site.

Anybody?

**Omega4** · 07-02-13 02:54

Originally Posted by LoveBlowjobs [View Original Post]

Went here last night to get my first massage. And it turned out to be a total failure.

In my mind I thought you pay. 6 for an hour massage and you tip. 4 for anything extra.

So, I walk in and ask for an hour. I shoud have known that this place was a piece of shit just from the person that greeted me at the door.

This weird looking asian dude and asks me what I want. I say an hour.

He says its. 60 and I oblige. I hand him the donation and he tells me to wait in the room. A girl walks in the room and tells me to get naked (she's pretty cute) and walks back out. I hear some chatter I can't understand outside the door and she walks in shortly after.

She starts to massage my back for literally like 2 minutes, tells me to flip over, and asks me if I want some extra fun, I say yes, and she asks for. 40 more.

This whole story is a mess. So ill just say that they confused the fuck out of me and ended up paying. 8 for a half decent HJ without being able to finish.

She tells me time is up. And I try to talk to the manager of the place. She's this bitchy vietnamese lady that tried to be nice to me while telling me I had to go.

I blame my inexperience and my inability to cum from a half-assed HJ.

Don't go to paradise spa guys.

Anybody got any recommendations to make my weekend?

Try BelleVie in laguna niguel. Had a couple of good experiences there. Might want to try Holiday in CM.

**FunTrust** · 07-02-13 00:16

[QUOTE=LoveBlowjobs; 1804018]Went here last night to get my first massage. And it turned out to be a total failure.

In my mind I thought you pay. 6 for an hour massage and you tip. 4 for anything extra.

Read the forum posts for the last six months. You can get a good massage and HE for the 60+40/50; but you have to choose the right place. Go back six months and take notes.

At FS places, you almost never get a massage, just the experience you described. The girl was pissed as she wanted FS. Probably goes for 120, kicks to MMS 20 of that. Your offer of 40 don't pay their expectations.

**WingMn** · 07-01-13 17:17

Originally Posted by SlappySalami [View Original Post]

Which Paradise was it? The one on Valley View, or the one on Brookhurst & GG Blvd? Thanks.

This sounds like you went to the one on Valley View- If you go to the one on Brookhurst and GG you will have a much better experience, The staff there is all Latina and they don't offer 1hr only 30min.

**BertFordMan** · 07-01-13 03:04

[QUOTE=FunTrust; 1803752]

Originally Posted by BertFordMan [View Original Post]

Greetings fellows,

Just passing through on business and wanted to drop a couple of reports before I take off.

Thats why when I travel, I never do an incall at the hotel, gave it up years ago. The girls know your in town short time, and they usually don't deliver. Stopping at an hour when your hot and bothered is either false advert or upsell. If you are going to be in So. Cal, consider HX or something other then backpage. Or I have had better luck going to their rooms.

When I travel, I used this forum or PM guys for info, and an incall place usually delivers. Not surprised you are ripped off, what is the downside to them.

Yeah, I think that I am currently at the point where you were years ago. I'm not saying that these ladies would provide better service at home, but their outcall wasn't very good. Since I do travel a lot, I've noticed a varying degree of service from place to place. I'm pretty sure I can find bad experiences with more familiar territory, it's just these two were my first bad experience in O. C.

Just wanted to chip in my. 02 and try to be of service. I will certainly make use of your experience to help me out, someday I will pass on your wise words to a younger me.

**SlappySalami** · 07-01-13 01:02

Originally Posted by LoveBlowjobs [View Original Post]

Went here last night to get my first massage. And it turned out to be a total failure.

In my mind I thought you pay. 6 for an hour massage and you tip. 4 for anything extra.

Don't go to paradise spa guys.

Anybody got any recommendations to make my weekend?

Which Paradise was it? The one on Valley View, or the one on Brookhurst & GG Blvd? Thanks.

**Mcfrdd** · 06-30-13 23:51

Originally Posted by Omega4 [View Original Post]

Any info how I can get into the AAMP scene. Willing to do TOFFT and report findings.

Take a gander at Humaniplex [dot] com.

I've had good experiences there. The AAMPs are more expensive than just the regular AMPs but they're often in classy, upscale apartment communities and are very clean and safe. GFE and aren't looking to scam you, so just relax and enjoy it.

**LoveBlowjobs** · 06-30-13 19:44

Went here last night to get my first massage. And it turned out to be a total failure.

In my mind I thought you pay .6 for an hour massage and you tip .4 for anything extra.

So, I walk in and ask for an hour. I shoud have known that this place was a piece of shit just from the person that greeted me at the door.

This weird looking asian dude and asks me what I want. I say an hour.

He says its. 60 and I oblige. I hand him the donation and he tells me to wait in the room. A girl walks in the room and tells me to get naked (she's pretty cute) and walks back out. I hear some chatter I can't understand outside the door and she walks in shortly after.

She starts to massage my back for literally like 2 minutes, tells me to flip over, and asks me if I want some extra fun, I say yes, and she asks for .40 more.

This whole story is a mess. So ill just say that they confused the fuck out of me and ended up paying. 8 for a half decent HJ without being able to finish.

She tells me time is up. And I try to talk to the manager of the place. She's this bitchy vietnamese lady that tried to be nice to me while telling me I had to go.

I blame my inexperience and my inability to cum from a half-assed HJ.

Don't go to paradise spa guys.

Anybody got any recommendations to make my weekend?

**FunTrust** · 06-30-13 13:35

[QUOTE=BertFordMan; 1803366]Greetings fellows,

Just passing through on business and wanted to drop a couple of reports before I take off.

Thats why when I travel, I never do an incall at the hotel, gave it up years ago. The girls know your in town short time, and they usually don't deliver. Stopping at an hour when your hot and bothered is either false advert or upsell. If you are going to be in So. Cal, consider HX or something other then backpage. Or I have had better luck going to their rooms.

When I travel, I used this forum or PM guys for info, and an incall place usually delivers. Not surprised you are ripped off, what is the downside to them.

**Dildo Baggens** · 06-30-13 13:33

PP,

In case you're not aware of it, this site IS your official confessional box. Confess thine sin!

Baggens.

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

Hi fellow hobbyists, this is my first real "report" & I'm a bit nervous about that. I hope you guys don't hate on it. I was not able to see "Apple" but ended up going for the hour with Cathy. The price was actually $49. 99 (so that's. 5) so it's not bad for an hour. They used to charge that for the half hour based on older reviews under previous ownership.

I did try to do some intel before going, and I googled up this ad:

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ecial/32683037

I would say Cathy looked closer to the one in Red on the ad. I doubt these pics are real, or they mix in fake and real pix, but she had a rosy complexion, rather than the tanned look on most of these beauties. Her bod was very very nice also. I don't want to get into too much of the nitty gritty, because I don't even talk about that during Confessional! But thanks for the original info. Much appreciated! And have a happy and safe 4th coming up, boys!

**FunTrust** · 06-30-13 13:27

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

Hi fellow hobbyists, this is my first real "report" & I'm a bit nervous about that. I hope you guys don't hate on it. I was not able to see "Apple" but ended up going for the hour with Cathy. The price was actually $49. 99 (so that's. 5) so it's not bad for an hour. They used to charge that for the half hour based on older reviews under previous ownership.

I did try to do some intel before going, and I googled up this ad:

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ecial/32683037

I would say Cathy looked closer to the one in Red on the ad. I doubt these pics are real, or they mix in fake and real pix, but she had a rosy complexion, rather than the tanned look on most of these beauties. Her bod was very very nice also. I don't want to get into too much of the nitty gritty, because I don't even talk about that during Confessional! But thanks for the original info. Much appreciated! And have a happy and safe 4th coming up, boys!

Appreciate the effort, but this was an almost useless review, except for the name. These girls change their name every 15 minutes, and their may be a Cathy on each shift. If they every ask who you have seen before, same Amy or coco at any place.

A few details on price, negotiations if any and basic services received or denied wold be helpful. A blow by blow description is not needed, but does she provide bbj or CBJ, dfk, DATY, affectionate or robotic etc should not embarrassment to much in this confessional.

**Fe Maiden** · 06-30-13 12:28

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

Hi fellow hobbyists, this is my first real "report" & I'm a bit nervous about that. I hope you guys don't hate on it. I was not able to see "Apple" but ended up going for the hour with Cathy. The price was actually $49. 99 (so that's. 5) so it's not bad for an hour. They used to charge that for the half hour based on older reviews under previous ownership.

I did try to do some intel before going, and I googled up this ad:

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ecial/32683037

I would say Cathy looked closer to the one in Red on the ad. I doubt these pics are real, or they mix in fake and real pix, but she had a rosy complexion, rather than the tanned look on most of these beauties. Her bod was very very nice also. I don't want to get into too much of the nitty gritty, because I don't even talk about that during Confessional!

You could at least give a hint as to the type of "ending" you received and what the total damage was