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[Omega4]

Went here last night to get my first massage. And it turned out to be a total failure.

In my mind I thought you pay. 6 for an hour massage and you tip. 4 for anything extra.

So, I walk in and ask for an hour. I shoud have known that this place was a piece of shit just from the person that greeted me at the door.

This weird looking asian dude and asks me what I want. I say an hour.

He says its. 60 and I oblige. I hand him the donation and he tells me to wait in the room. A girl walks in the room and tells me to get naked (she's pretty cute) and walks back out. I hear some chatter I can't understand outside the door and she walks in shortly after.

She starts to massage my back for literally like 2 minutes, tells me to flip over, and asks me if I want some extra fun, I say yes, and she asks for. 40 more.

This whole story is a mess. So ill just say that they confused the fuck out of me and ended up paying. 8 for a half decent HJ without being able to finish.

She tells me time is up. And I try to talk to the manager of the place. She's this bitchy vietnamese lady that tried to be nice to me while telling me I had to go.

I blame my inexperience and my inability to cum from a half-assed HJ.

Don't go to paradise spa guys.

Anybody got any recommendations to make my weekend?

Try BelleVie in laguna niguel. Had a couple of good experiences there. Might want to try Holiday in CM.

[FunTrust]

[QUOTE=LoveBlowjobs; 1804018]Went here last night to get my first massage. And it turned out to be a total failure.

In my mind I thought you pay. 6 for an hour massage and you tip. 4 for anything extra.

Read the forum posts for the last six months. You can get a good massage and HE for the 60+40/50; but you have to choose the right place. Go back six months and take notes.

At FS places, you almost never get a massage, just the experience you described. The girl was pissed as she wanted FS. Probably goes for 120, kicks to MMS 20 of that. Your offer of 40 don't pay their expectations.

[WingMn]

Which Paradise was it? The one on Valley View, or the one on Brookhurst & GG Blvd? Thanks.

This sounds like you went to the one on Valley View- If you go to the one on Brookhurst and GG you will have a much better experience, The staff there is all Latina and they don't offer 1hr only 30min.

[BertFordMan]

[QUOTE=FunTrust; 1803752]

Greetings fellows,

Just passing through on business and wanted to drop a couple of reports before I take off.

Thats why when I travel, I never do an incall at the hotel, gave it up years ago. The girls know your in town short time, and they usually don't deliver. Stopping at an hour when your hot and bothered is either false advert or upsell. If you are going to be in So. Cal, consider HX or something other then backpage. Or I have had better luck going to their rooms.

When I travel, I used this forum or PM guys for info, and an incall place usually delivers. Not surprised you are ripped off, what is the downside to them.

Yeah, I think that I am currently at the point where you were years ago. I'm not saying that these ladies would provide better service at home, but their outcall wasn't very good. Since I do travel a lot, I've noticed a varying degree of service from place to place. I'm pretty sure I can find bad experiences with more familiar territory, it's just these two were my first bad experience in O. C.

Just wanted to chip in my. 02 and try to be of service. I will certainly make use of your experience to help me out, someday I will pass on your wise words to a younger me.

[SlappySalami]

Went here last night to get my first massage. And it turned out to be a total failure.

In my mind I thought you pay. 6 for an hour massage and you tip. 4 for anything extra.

Don't go to paradise spa guys.

Anybody got any recommendations to make my weekend?

Which Paradise was it? The one on Valley View, or the one on Brookhurst & GG Blvd? Thanks.

[Mcfrdd]

Any info how I can get into the AAMP scene. Willing to do TOFFT and report findings.

Take a gander at Humaniplex [dot] com.

I've had good experiences there. The AAMPs are more expensive than just the regular AMPs but they're often in classy, upscale apartment communities and are very clean and safe. GFE and aren't looking to scam you, so just relax and enjoy it.

[LoveBlowjobs]

Went here last night to get my first massage. And it turned out to be a total failure.

In my mind I thought you pay .6 for an hour massage and you tip .4 for anything extra.

So, I walk in and ask for an hour. I shoud have known that this place was a piece of shit just from the person that greeted me at the door.

This weird looking asian dude and asks me what I want. I say an hour.

He says its. 60 and I oblige. I hand him the donation and he tells me to wait in the room. A girl walks in the room and tells me to get naked (she's pretty cute) and walks back out. I hear some chatter I can't understand outside the door and she walks in shortly after.

She starts to massage my back for literally like 2 minutes, tells me to flip over, and asks me if I want some extra fun, I say yes, and she asks for .40 more.

This whole story is a mess. So ill just say that they confused the fuck out of me and ended up paying. 8 for a half decent HJ without being able to finish.

She tells me time is up. And I try to talk to the manager of the place. She's this bitchy vietnamese lady that tried to be nice to me while telling me I had to go.

I blame my inexperience and my inability to cum from a half-assed HJ.

Don't go to paradise spa guys.

Anybody got any recommendations to make my weekend?

[FunTrust]

[QUOTE=BertFordMan; 1803366]Greetings fellows,

Just passing through on business and wanted to drop a couple of reports before I take off.

Thats why when I travel, I never do an incall at the hotel, gave it up years ago. The girls know your in town short time, and they usually don't deliver. Stopping at an hour when your hot and bothered is either false advert or upsell. If you are going to be in So. Cal, consider HX or something other then backpage. Or I have had better luck going to their rooms.

When I travel, I used this forum or PM guys for info, and an incall place usually delivers. Not surprised you are ripped off, what is the downside to them.

[Dildo Baggens]

PP,

In case you're not aware of it, this site IS your official confessional box. Confess thine sin!

Baggens.

Hi fellow hobbyists, this is my first real "report" & I'm a bit nervous about that. I hope you guys don't hate on it. I was not able to see "Apple" but ended up going for the hour with Cathy. The price was actually $49. 99 (so that's. 5) so it's not bad for an hour. They used to charge that for the half hour based on older reviews under previous ownership.

I did try to do some intel before going, and I googled up this ad:

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ecial/32683037

I would say Cathy looked closer to the one in Red on the ad. I doubt these pics are real, or they mix in fake and real pix, but she had a rosy complexion, rather than the tanned look on most of these beauties. Her bod was very very nice also. I don't want to get into too much of the nitty gritty, because I don't even talk about that during Confessional! But thanks for the original info. Much appreciated! And have a happy and safe 4th coming up, boys!

[FunTrust]

Hi fellow hobbyists, this is my first real "report" & I'm a bit nervous about that. I hope you guys don't hate on it. I was not able to see "Apple" but ended up going for the hour with Cathy. The price was actually $49. 99 (so that's. 5) so it's not bad for an hour. They used to charge that for the half hour based on older reviews under previous ownership.

I did try to do some intel before going, and I googled up this ad:

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ecial/32683037

I would say Cathy looked closer to the one in Red on the ad. I doubt these pics are real, or they mix in fake and real pix, but she had a rosy complexion, rather than the tanned look on most of these beauties. Her bod was very very nice also. I don't want to get into too much of the nitty gritty, because I don't even talk about that during Confessional! But thanks for the original info. Much appreciated! And have a happy and safe 4th coming up, boys!

Appreciate the effort, but this was an almost useless review, except for the name. These girls change their name every 15 minutes, and their may be a Cathy on each shift. If they every ask who you have seen before, same Amy or coco at any place.

A few details on price, negotiations if any and basic services received or denied wold be helpful. A blow by blow description is not needed, but does she provide bbj or CBJ, dfk, DATY, affectionate or robotic etc should not embarrassment to much in this confessional.

[Fe Maiden]

Hi fellow hobbyists, this is my first real "report" & I'm a bit nervous about that. I hope you guys don't hate on it. I was not able to see "Apple" but ended up going for the hour with Cathy. The price was actually $49. 99 (so that's. 5) so it's not bad for an hour. They used to charge that for the half hour based on older reviews under previous ownership.

I did try to do some intel before going, and I googled up this ad:

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ecial/32683037

I would say Cathy looked closer to the one in Red on the ad. I doubt these pics are real, or they mix in fake and real pix, but she had a rosy complexion, rather than the tanned look on most of these beauties. Her bod was very very nice also. I don't want to get into too much of the nitty gritty, because I don't even talk about that during Confessional!

You could at least give a hint as to the type of "ending" you received and what the total damage was

[Omega4]

Any info how I can get into the AAMP scene. Willing to do TOFFT and report findings.

[BertFordMan]

Greetings fellows,

Just passing through on business and wanted to drop a couple of reports before I take off.

First up, Nikki.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...ay-20/32736841

This is the girl, she is a little heavier but by no means unattractive (curves are still in the right places). She smiles a lot and really pays attention to you during the massage. She was training to be an LMT, but gave that up to pursue an education in social work. I'm not sure if that was a narrative on her current profession. $.5 for the hour, she did not mention if less time was available or not. She showed up, changed into a nice outfit and worked me over. Did not get to the end, and she cut off right at the hour and left me hanging. The massage was good, but the extra work was not. She did not indicate that more was available nor did I push. I got the feeling that once she gets to know you, it might be different. I just don't have the time to build that kind of relationship.

If I need a nice girl to look at while getting a respectable massage with some light play, I would repeat. I would definitely repeat if I knew that more could be negotiated in.

Next up, Candii.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...ry-26/32530234

This is not the girl. They share a similar body style, but the real one has much more ink on the skin. Texted her up, she had a prior commitment and agreed to the advertised amount based on making me wait. Okay, sure. Fast forward to the appointed time, she showed up with no delays. Walked in and immediately got to work setting up her iphone for ambiance music, stripping down, and turning out the lights. She was a little talkative and asked me about what I do. Then the time for talk was over. I set myself face down and proceeded to get a 'sensual massage'. Which to her meant 'sensual pinching'. She had strong hands, but chose to grab and pinch my sides and back and pretty much all over. It was almost like getting attacked by an angry octopus, and I was clearly losing the battle. After 15min of pinching my charmin, she told me to flip. Uh okay. At that point she made a beeline for the bits. I was a little worried and hoped she wouldn't use the same technique on the little guy as she had on my back. I was out of luck. She flayed, flayed my sensitive side like a shake weight. Since I didn't find it particularly enjoyable she asked me if I had been drinking or using drugs since she couldn't get a response. I told her perhaps she should take off her top and let me get a good look. I won't deny she has a killer body, the ink makes it even more attractive. However she wanted more bills for that. I am going to say that the little head had a concussion and was not thinking clearly, cause I added. 4 to the cost. Which, according to her, happened to be her normal asking compensation ($.6). Don't judge, if you saw her body, you might've made the same choice. She took the rest of her attire off and danced around. Then went right back to beating the eggs on a skillet. She didn't take direction and after 9min or so, she stopped and told me that I would have to finish myself since her arm was hurting. I chose not to. She got dressed and while getting dressed, she asked me what I was in town for and what I do. Odd since she didn't remember from about 25min ago.

Long story short, don't see her. I looked for a review on her here and couldn't find one. So if I TOFFT, just save yourself the money and the bruising. Candii is not worth it at all. On top of that she took all my hotel toiletries on her way out. I'm pretty sure I could have withheld the funds, but I figured she would kick my ass with 'sensual kung-fu' or something. Just don't call her, at all.

[PhineasPhreak]

Based on a fellow monger's recommendation regarding a gal I haven't seen yet, I visited Sun & Rose which is right across the street from Jo Jie. I have been here a few times in the past and recent reviews have not been favorable so I haven't been here in over 2 years.

Was able to get an appt with Apple, a shapely & cute babe with just an awesome face to match a sexy body. I was pretty stoked when I saw how hot she was. Checked her out from head to toe and was quite surprised. I really liked her nice tan skin and toned bod. She really stands out because of her surprisingly beautiful face & nice rack (enhanced but lovely).

Got the hour for. 49 which was a pretty good deal and I normally don't go for the hour. It was very quiet there (I didn't even know this place was still open & it was off my radar for a while) & she didn't badger me with questions and she was real cool to talk with.

Hi fellow hobbyists, this is my first real "report" & I'm a bit nervous about that. I hope you guys don't hate on it. I was not able to see "Apple" but ended up going for the hour with Cathy. The price was actually $49. 99 (so that's. 5) so it's not bad for an hour. They used to charge that for the half hour based on older reviews under previous ownership.

I did try to do some intel before going, and I googled up this ad:

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ecial/32683037

I would say Cathy looked closer to the one in Red on the ad. I doubt these pics are real, or they mix in fake and real pix, but she had a rosy complexion, rather than the tanned look on most of these beauties. Her bod was very very nice also. I don't want to get into too much of the nitty gritty, because I don't even talk about that during Confessional! But thanks for the original info. Much appreciated! And have a happy and safe 4th coming up, boys!

[SirMister]

Good places.

Newbie,

I know you're new to this Forum, so let me give you a little advice. It's important you read the forum and look for clues on where to go or who to see. Since you have no info to give, such as Taking one for the teem (TOFTT), and writing about here, you'll need to venture out on your own and try a couple places you've seen driving around or found on Back Page. Once you've done that a few times and shared, you will then receive good info from Senior members, if your stuff is accurate.

Many of us have spent Thousands refining our skills. The last thing we want to do is inadvertently share precious info with someone that has no history here. It's nothing personal. We just want to be safe from Guys that could ruin a good thing, or worse, LE.

So good luck and report back soon,

D. Baggens.

Good Advice Mr Baggens. I remember before I knew about these sites online. I used to find the info on craigslist and / or the OC Register and just go. And I had no clue what I was doing what to expect. And nothing much was happening. And after going thru this site. I found the infamous 103 in Garden Grove and boy was I nervous. Unfortunately it is now closed.