Strip Club Reports

[DetLurker]

White, Dark haired with curls, tight body, mid 20s. Very hot action, LFK, DATY, BBBJ, CFS. Saw her before and the small VIP was not big enough so went for the larger VIP ($20). BJ Skills are good not awesome or anything but good. Tight box firm everywhere else no to small, just right IMHO. Have to be on your toes. She tries to manipulate you. Case in point, spent most of the night talking and drinking. Around 11:30 we go for the VIP and spend almost an hour. She does a nice warm up and then we get busy. After we are done, I lay down $$. We never talked about what it would be and I offered what I felt it was worth. I enjoyed myself and was not rushed at all. So she asks is she could "borrow" $250 and that she would pay it back that night. It's 12:30 we have been hanging out for 2. 5 hours. No way was I going to borrow her anything. So, it you want a most excellent ride go check her out. She is fun and good at what she does. She could be great if she was a little smarter. Just remember where you are at and what is going on and you will have a great time. I have no problem buying drinks or shots cause I like to drink a little and it loosens everything up. Loan a dancer money? Mmmmm no.

[Big Puff Daddy]

She's a young maybe 19-year-old white peeler with nice perky cees and a great azz. Talks with a slight slushy lisp. Wanted 300 for FS. As there was no one else in the club that interested me and I was on a tight schedule I agreed to her exorbitant fee of 150 for BBBJ. Technique was average and service was rushed. To get as much of my money's worth as possible I made a point of holding out extra long by thinking not only about baseball but about the Tigers bullpen. Might repeat for FS if I can talk her down.

I talked to her only once, and that was around November. She started out offering 250 FS or 150 BJ. She would not budge off her prices. There are plenty of girls there who I found attractive and I could get for 100 to 150 FS so I declined. Then she came around an hour later after she failed to get anyone at her high prices. I don't know if she was about to come down or what, but just as she sat down I spotted a dancer from another club who I had not seen in 2 years but I've seen OTC back then. So I went and snagged her instead. Courtney is a cutie though.

[Jules Jordan]

My arrival time was 2:45 there were 11 dancers (two 8's, a few 7's, and a lot of 6's) with about 20 customers. Shortly after I received my beer I was approached by two dancers that I wasn't interested in so after 15 minutes of hanging out Jordan (late 20's, white, brunette, slightly curvy body with C-cup natural tits) approached me after her stage set. We had a brief chat and she offered a BJ for .8 and I told her that I was a FS guy and she offered FS for $.5 then she agreed to $.1 total. In the VIP she started with a CBJ for a song, her skills were decent. While she was giving me a BJ I did some FIV to warm her up. She then placed on a cover and we did K9 for about a song, I pounded her hard (she was fairly tight) and she rubbed her clit while I was railing her and she came all over the bottom of my T-shirt, dirty girl. Next we did CG for about a song then she climbed off for RCG (she did mention doing greek but that's not my thing) and after another song of action I finished inside of her and she kept going for a minute or two. We chatted a little afterwards and she said that she enjoyed our session and liked cumming all over my rod. Overall Jordan is a decent looking dancer that provides solid action, not a bad way to spend some time on a rainy Monday afternoon. Total time at the bar was just under 45 minutes. Other costs were .05 admission, .0775 for a beer with tip, and. 10 VIP tax. I have this week off from work so maybe I'll hit up the FC for some more fun tomorrow afternoon.

[Weezon]

Went around world with Paradise. 5' 10' black beauty. She so easy going. Not the best BJ in the world. I'm surprised there's no other reports on her. Third time so I think I'm done but for $ is hard to beat the all access.

[SlackerFreak]

A classic!

To get as much of my money's worth as possible I made a point of holding out extra long by thinking not only about baseball but about the Tigers bullpen.

[HeywoodJablomi]

Young slightly curvy 5'3" white peeler with natural Cees and a few tattoos. Negotiated 120 for top and bottom. Excellent and enthusiastic service. Lots of Dfk, great BBBJ with dt and bls, plus FS in k9, then back to bbbjtcws for 120. I almost popped early in her tight snizz as I struggled to make it last. I would repeat right now if I could. I'd say she's only about 7 in looks, but a 10 in performance.

[HeywoodJablomi]

She's a young maybe 19-year-old white peeler with nice perky cees and a great azz. Talks with a slight slushy lisp. Wanted 300 for FS. As there was no one else in the club that interested me and I was on a tight schedule I agreed to her exorbitant fee of 150 for BBBJ. Technique was average and service was rushed. To get as much of my money's worth as possible I made a point of holding out extra long by thinking not only about baseball but about the Tigers bullpen. Might repeat for FS if I can talk her down.

[Deepcover]

I have noticed lately that a number of Landing Strip dancers have been showing up at BT's, The Coliseum and even the The Pantheon. To my delight one of the dancers who once lectured me about expecting extras is now working at the Silver Cricket. I tried to pretend that I didn't remember her but she immediately blew that plan out of the water by calling me by name. She grabbed my hand and walked me to the VIP. Once behind the curtains I told her she was moving too fast. I told her that I was not going to pay for a "clean dance" at the Silver Cricket. She reached in my pocket and pulled out $20 and then said "I'm going to make you happy but only because I feel you needa little encouragement. I started to complain about the cash grab but she started playing with my little soldier and latter finished him

Off swallowing every drop. I felt vindicated and will now I am going to go after every "clean dancer" who turned me down at the LandingStrip.

[Shoeless1951]

Damn. Sux. Is she the same Cody I read on here that worked at Toychest? I never saw her to my knowledge, but I have read here about a Cody at BT's and TC.

It must be the Cody that works at BT's. I don't believe Cody at TC had many if any Tattoos.

[Big Puff Daddy]

I heard Cody (tall, thin, blond, with lots of ink) from BT's OD. She was a nice girl but that H is a MF.

Damn. Sux. Is she the same Cody I read on here that worked at Toychest? I never saw her to my knowledge, but I have read here about a Cody at BT's and TC.

[Passenger]

Which clubs open the earliest, I'm going to have some afternoon time to fill & most it seems don't open till 6?

So any open around 3?

Thanks for help. I'm not from Det

The "Hamilton" clubs open at noon. Bogarts, Henry's both North and South. Pretty sure that BT's and Pantheion in Dearborn are open early, too. The 8 mile clubs, not so much. The Hamilton clubs are busiest of the bunch as they have been open 364 days from noon to 2 am since the first cave women were stripping out of their mastodon bikinis and twirling around pole made of mammoth tusks. The downside is that some of the women dancing there are not too many generations removed from their Paleolithic ancestors

[TheBrad69]

Which clubs open the earliest, I'm going to have some afternoon time to fill & most it seems don't open till 6?

So any open around 3?

Thanks for help. I'm not from Det

[Jooop]

Totally agree. I have had a few exceptions to the rule you mention, but it has been pretty rare. The mid range girls typically do try harder to make you happy. The hot young ones normally don't care. I have also found that black girls typically provide better customer service.

I agree with you on better service at least for me it works.

[M02499]

Not to sound like I have it all figured out, but when I want a good BJ, I always go for the bigger girls or the uglier girls. I prefer to avoid the young ones, too. I am rarely disappointed with this method, as they seem to try harder, and usually have lots of experience.

The strippers who are 9s and 10s regularly disappoint me when it comes to dances; be it lappers, grinders or extras. Some put on a good show, but usually they just try to get by on their looks.

Totally agree. I have had a few exceptions to the rule you mention, but it has been pretty rare. The mid range girls typically do try harder to make you happy. The hot young ones normally don't care. I have also found that black girls typically provide better customer service.

[MichRick]

Not to sound like I have it all figured out, but when I want a good BJ, I always go for the bigger girls or the uglier girls. I prefer to avoid the young ones, too. I am rarely disappointed with this method, as they seem to try harder, and usually have lots of experience.

The strippers who are 9s and 10s regularly disappoint me when it comes to dances; be it lappers, grinders or extras. Some put on a good show, but usually they just try to get by on their looks.

Per Dr Benjamin Franklin:

You should prefer old women to young ones. You call this a paradox, and demand my reasons. They are these:

Because as they have more knowledge of the world and their minds are better stored with observations, their conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable.

Because when women cease to be handsome they study to be good. To maintain their influence over men, they supply the diminution of beauty by an augmentation of utility. They learn to do a thousand services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old woman who is not a good woman.

Because there is no hazard of children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much inconvenience.

Because through more experience they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an intrigue to prevent suspicion. The commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the affair should happen to be known, considerate people might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old woman, who would kindly take care of a young man, form his manners by her good counsels, and prevent his ruining his health and fortune among mercenary prostitutes.

Because in every animal that walks upright, the deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the neck; then the breast and arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a basket, and regarding only what is below the girdle, it is impossible of two women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all cats are gray, the pleasure of corporal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every knack being by practice capable of improvement.

Because the sin is less. The debauching a virgin may be her ruin, and make her for life unhappy.

Because the compunction is less. The having made a young girl miserable may give you frequent bitter reflection; none of which can attend the making an old woman happy.

8thly and lastly. They are so grateful!