Massage Parlor Reports

[Pcpc1688]

New place off Valley, small but clean. Got L/:.2 BBBJCIM with a smile. YMMV so don't ask if I don't know you.

PC

[Dan69]

Hi all,

1st, Thank you all for the informative postings. After much reading and trolling, I learned much and have used what I learned with much success throughout the yrs. I do feel a bit guilty not sharing. So this post.

2nd, for those that don't bother to read and expect answer. Please read and do some research. Cursing and attacking the post will get you nowhere. If you don't do your homework and apply common sense, don't be disappointed when you get unsatisfactory result. Or like some would say, Read The Friendly Forum (RTFF).

3rd, I'd like to share my accidental finding in the SGV area as I do feel a bit guilty not sharing- see #1 above. Pizza used to have all toping, but due to its popularity it's Only one topping for the last yr+. As a result, I've been searching elsewhere in SGV for more topping and lower price. Found several private locs, but cost of 50% or more than pizza base price when you get all topping. Tonight (7/5/2013) , I found one with a lower price and various topping available! It's an accident that I found this place. Looking for a real answer for my lower back (hurt it playing basketball) , I went hunting (10:15pm) for place that open late in SGV as most getting ready to close. Accidently went into plaza near pizza, saw 'open' sign still lighted, walked in and asked if they still service. Mms said yes. I opted for 1 whole serving, she showed me room, and I got ready. In female wait staff came (10:40pm) as I waited on my belly. The appetizer was a big tease. Al carte served without any negotiation which was awesome! But, being first time here I choose same topping as pizza as I was not sure of the cost for all topping. After the delicious gourmet, she also spent time to make sure I got dessert that comes with my whole order. Which was surprising. As most places, including Pizza, they all want to send you away once finished with main course. After everything (11:33pm) , I went out and chat with Mms on pricing and menu as shop already closed while I was enjoying my order. Below are pricing specific in comparison to pizza. Using pizza price as baseline.

Same topping = 25% cheaper.

Full topping = 50% more.

L:5 (be:6 & f:4)

A:7.

S:7.

E:7.

R:Yes, will return to order other combo and dish from menu.

Please don't mess up pricing menu. Finding a good place with good food and cheap price is not easy. Accidental find is best when price is low and more topping available = win win situation.)

Happy hunting and stay safe.

[MusicDude]

Over the last couple of weeks I've sample some new providers (new to me) in the SEM area. At 123, I've seen 3 providers. One of them has potential to be an ATF. I went a couple of days ago to see if she was available and I was out of luck. So, I asked for a young girl. So, in walks S*are. She is indeed young, albeit, on the chubby side. I don't mind since lately I've been developing a bit of a BBW fetish. Anyhow, she is cute and very nice. She began the session with small talk, the usual conversation starters. I paid for half an hour, as I usually do with first time experiences. After about 10 minutes of a pleasant massage she asks me to flip. When I say flip, I mean everything flipped, attitude and all. The room suddenly became cold. Her English is limited, so she uses universal gestures to see if I want a HJ. I was actually looking for a BJ since I'd been able to secure them the last times I visited, so I pointed to her mouth and I was given a resounding,"NO! Me no do that." So, I said,"Fine. HJ then." And I proceeded to touch, and she pulled away and said,".1 more for touchy." I was beginning to get annoyed so I declined. Then, out of the blue she asks,"you no want f*" I wanted to be sure I heard correctly so I asked her to repeat. Again, she said,"You want f*" along with a gesture of closing both fists and making a pulling motion. I asked her how much. She held up one finger. I was not expecting the offer. And based on her attitude shift, I again declined. I went ahead with the HJ and tipped the usual. I've been to 123 several times, and this was the first time I was offered FS. Too bad it wasn't my potential ATF. I do not recommend S*are.

[Lift Her Up]

I was hoping to get to the Avocado place that Dildo has discovered, but an unexpected call came up and I ran out of time, so instead I knocked something else off the bucket list and headed over a place in LA just over the city limits from Alhambra.

I'd seen them on BP and had driven by a few times, and had scoped out the lobby once. The neighborhood and signage told me for sure it would be an FS place.

So in the front door I go, and for the hh it's not the. 4 the sign says, but actually. 3. Nice to save a Hamilton, but it's a bad sign for FS. MMS, a 35-40 yo, turns out to be my provider. Soft music comes on, and she started an excellent massage, thorough and professional, so it was clear this hh would be a fine massage and TOFTT.

To my surprise, after quite a while she reached between my legs and under, for an unusual back-of-bag, back-of-the-shaft tease, quite something. Flip, and I got a HJ after all.

I think nothing else is on the menu, but recently my prediction ability has been close to 0, so who knows.

Lift Her Up.

[Christophe1]

'Doc, you back there? Sometimes I feel like I'm just talking to myself over here and wasting my money.

Anyways, as I was saying (Big smile comes to face) my dad was a monger to behold. The girls in our hood all called him Jonnie Wad. He was a one man bukaki. Dad would pick up three girls at a time (stops a moment and sits lost in happy contemplation)."

So, there's this sex guide internet sight. On it we lost a guy similar to my father in his adept mongering skills and quantity. Now, I got to believe, and I got to hope that somewhere out there is a fledging Padawan taking notes and preparing to embark to become the greatest monger of our times. Just got to hope. '

'The other day I went to an AAMP (Alhambra Apartment Massage Place). I've been building up a rapport with the Mama-San. I call the place 'The Laundry Room. ' I met Linda here, the one with the stomach tat (smiling deep in reflection). A new girl opens the door and I walked in. I looked at her and suddenly I felt trapped. I couldn't walk away because I need the help and want the calls when they get the good ones. My head sunk and I did it."

'She said her name was Lulu an Oriental chick from China. 5'3', long black hair, early 30's, B-cups, and a round belly. Face was alright and youthful but that belly! 10 extra pounds at least. I showered and came out to find Lulu undressed to her black undies. I threw off the towel and jumped upon the bed. She got naked and began a nice massage, at first a little hard, then softer and more sensual. Lots of teasing. '

'Doc, got to warn you, this gets a little graphic. She spoke English well and asked me to flip. I grabbed her boobs and she kissed my earlobe. She rubbed her boobs up and down me from my cock to my face. She then went towards the little guys. She gave them little licks. Then bigger licks. Then she put the whole damn ball in her mouth. I guess she wanted more and just mouthed the sack and licked it while engulfed within. Felt good. '

'She pulled out a condom and put it in her mouth. I watched as she used her mouth to unroll the thing. She almost DTed me, though she couldn't put the last inch and a half in. I struggled not to grab her head and push it down the rest of the way. Then she said'

'You fuck me. ' Lulu got up, lubed her nether and laid supine sprawled out and ready.

'I jumped on her thrusting my Toni Sax all the way in. Her eyes opened wide and glazed over as she said, 'Wow too Big. ' I jack hammered her tight Bush. Slowed down, thereupon I sped up, building to a crescendo of mutual delight. Her moaning became louder. They turned into screams of something between pleasure and pain. I flipped her to Doggie and went back at it standing high and pile driving downward. When I felt like she couldn't take any more and we had worked up a little sweat, I turned her over for Mish and came deep in there. '

'She grabbed me closer and hugged me hard and held me. She squeezed her pussy rhythmically upon my manhood and moaned out a release of pleasure. ' The girl was a prettier version of the similiar below.

'You see, I just can't be the regular guy. '

[Raider121]

Just went there today got a young korean great rack nice kitty shaved started with massage she asked if I wanted all I said hell yeah CBJ did any position I wanted licked her kitty dry was moaning and enjoying it I popped it cowgirl many pos.

She is definitely the MILF you want to take for a ride. Very.

Personable and a great body. Started off with a light massage while I.

Stoked her very smooth legs and up to her butt. No G-string. A VERY good.

Sign. Whaddayawant? Everything. And it's game on. I immediately flipped.

And she went for stroking and licking the spoke. Then onto a very nice and.

Long BBBJ with lots of ball play. I moved that to some 69 and thoroughly.

Enjoyed the nice pussy. I was getting close so it was time to change.

Position before I popped. I went for some standing mish, then on to.

Regular mish. Lots of appropriate moans accompanied the nice performance.

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[Pcpc1688]

Tried L-why, not the fairest of them all. Had a pouch, nice Cs but pot belly was a turn off, decent massagi though and good attitude. Said. 8 for CBJ, I said. 5 with saran wrap. No can pop so HJ finish .85 out the door. Not the best value IMHO.

PC out

[Mphelper909]

She is definitely the MILF you want to take for a ride. Very.

Personable and a great body. Started off with a light massage while I.

Stoked her very smooth legs and up to her butt. No G-string. A VERY good.

Sign. Whaddayawant? Everything. And it's game on. I immediately flipped.

And she went for stroking and licking the spoke. Then onto a very nice and.

Long BBBJ with lots of ball play. I moved that to some 69 and thoroughly.

Enjoyed the nice pussy. I was getting close so it was time to change.

Position before I popped. I went for some standing mish, then on to.

Regular mish. Lots of appropriate moans accompanied the nice performance.



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[Shwiga]

Stopped by pizza this past Sunday evening after dinner with some friends. Normally I'd go to my usual spot, but it was late and I knew this pizza was still opened even though everyone else is closed. I called ahead to book Jenny, didn't want to get stuck with bait and switch like last time. Walked up to the place, tried to look if there was any new young hot talent that I havn't seen yet, but it wasn't my lucky day. Jenny was there however, waiting for me. So I got the usual hour, everything went according to script, got my HE, and left satisfied. She's still sweet, the prettiest and youngest there. But I still like going to my usual spot to get a better harder massage and still get my HE in the end.

Anyone want to trade info on getting FS from younger massages ladies that still give great massage, not places like GS or HT, let me know please!

[Urbudd]

There has been talk lately of the place in SEM on Garvey where the service is pretty good but the providers are older and way below average (A). I have also had the same experience there and do not plan on retuning which brings me to the new place that opened up on SA just south of the 10. Stopped by to take a look inside and see if I could get a look at any of the talent and to my surprise the two that I talked with made the the ones at (A) look like super models. Will not be going there and thought I would throw it out there to save anybody some time. There is another place advertising on BP across from QC GC. Stopped by there on Sunday and was greeted by a Latina. Now when I think Latina, I think of a young hottie, but she was not even close to this. Not bad looking and spoke perfect English, but you could tell this was legit. She took me to the room and she said the Chinese girl would give me the massage and I asked what about her, that I get massages from Chinese girls all the time. She said it was the other girls turn and that she gives more of a sports massage. I thought, what the hell, I don't look athletic or what? So I went with the Chinese girl that spoke very limited English, very little massage skills, no tease, no nothing. And towards the end I pointed and asked and got a perfectly spoken NO. As for the place itself, the walls are short of the ceiling about 2 feet, they have doors on the rooms but there is no AC so they stick a fan right in front of you on the floor. Hopefully someone reading this can save some money and time.

Snubit

Went to QC today as well to see ify experience would be different and to see if I could get the latina. The latina spoke with me about the massages and based on Snubits report I told her I wanted a deep massage figuring that was close enough to sport massage. It didn't work. Prior to getting up onto the table in walks the asian therapist so I wasnt expecting much. The latina was about 5'3" and maybe about 145 looked like a nice pair from what she was wearing. Not bad looking as Snub mentioned. The asian was taller not as thick but not skinny with some small Bz. Both mid to late 30s maybe. The rooms were spacious but didn't go to the ceiling about s foot or so space between the wall and ceiling but there was cutains over the open spaces. So back to the massage. I lay down onto the table face down towel covering my bottom. She lows the towel down to my thighs and begins giving a decent swedish massage for about 20mins. Then the towel moves up to cover just my back. She gives a decent leg massage as well and brushes the boys and tip many times with deep thigh rubs. Its obviously intentional due to its repetition. So hot towel to clean the back then flip. I turn and she doesn't use the towel as a "shield" like some of you may experience at legit places so I think thats good but then does put the towel on afterward which wasnt so good. She rubs my chest for a bit then then arms which she was holding up to her chest and her Bz just happen to be there. Next legs where again boys and the little guy were brushed. I thought to make a move but wanted to see if she would give me the signal for extra but she didn't. Time had run out at this point and she asked if I wanted more but I opted not to continue. So I didn't get extra but I didn't have the same experience as Snub either. Maybe more on the menu but hard to say. Some things suggest yes but I wasnt being aggressive with it either. Sorry I didn't get her name though. Anyway not a bad experience and the massage was decent. Worth a second round jic there is more to be had.

Urbudd

[Asgardian]

I no longer care about HE, I have evolved (I. E. Being poor) to go for $25 / hr ($40 inc tip) from younger cute providers that is up for a degree of teasing for repeat customers.

Since I guess the general population here are not interested in what I am, I won't waste people's time posting legit places.

I have been away for a couple of months, and the last couple of days of flyby has uncovered a few new talents around valley $25 / hr places. However, flyby is more luck of the draw since most shops tend to hide their best talents and sell their leftovers first. Are there anyone poor bastards here that want to trade info? I'm interested in providers with a small build, under 35-40, working at $25 / hr (maybe $30 / hr) places in SGV. PM me names and addresses.

I already know about a few of the angels, not interested in the hands (old) , sick of pizza, and sunshine / 123/678 are not worth the damage to my budget.

[OldBill]

Snubit,

Thanks for TOFTT, but if a place is legit and / or a complete waste of money (bad massage, too) please go ahead and give the business' full name so we can be sure to avoid.

Hopefully someone reading this can save some money and time.

Snubit

[Snubit]

There has been talk lately of the place in SEM on Garvey where the service is pretty good but the providers are older and way below average (A). I have also had the same experience there and do not plan on retuning which brings me to the new place that opened up on SA just south of the 10. Stopped by to take a look inside and see if I could get a look at any of the talent and to my surprise the two that I talked with made the the ones at (A) look like super models. Will not be going there and thought I would throw it out there to save anybody some time. There is another place advertising on BP across from QC GC. Stopped by there on Sunday and was greeted by a Latina. Now when I think Latina, I think of a young hottie, but she was not even close to this. Not bad looking and spoke perfect English, but you could tell this was legit. She took me to the room and she said the Chinese girl would give me the massage and I asked what about her, that I get massages from Chinese girls all the time. She said it was the other girls turn and that she gives more of a sports massage. I thought, what the hell, I don't look athletic or what? So I went with the Chinese girl that spoke very limited English, very little massage skills, no tease, no nothing. And towards the end I pointed and asked and got a perfectly spoken NO. As for the place itself, the walls are short of the ceiling about 2 feet, they have doors on the rooms but there is no AC so they stick a fan right in front of you on the floor. Hopefully someone reading this can save some money and time.

Snubit

[Lift Her Up]

A couple of weeks ago on the spur of the moment I decided to try 123. I did not spend enough time, or any time, brushing up on prior posts so I figured this might be a total TOFTT.

The front desk wanted. 25 / hh. With the rate that low I thought I would get nothing. I went to room #2 and in came Senye, something like that, from Shanghai. She had on pants (bad sign) and a chiffon-like top that seemed to say, I might fuck you in a few weeks after I get to know you, but then again maybe not. I got a surprisingly good massage and a pleasantly friendly attitude, and no tease. Obviously this is going nowhere.

So at the end I was surprised when she made circles on my abdomen and then pointed to our mutual friend and asked. I said yes. She asked how much, I said. 4 as a matter of course. She wants. 5. I stick with. 4. .5 she wants. I say something like forget it, and then she does it for. 4. Ordinary this kind of thing is a major turn-off for me, but I just had the feeling she was following orders from her boss, so I didn't hold it against her. It was a nice HJ.

On the way out, she told me with enthusiasm to ask for "#2" next time, her room number. She seemed really happy with me. At the front desk, though, the workers acted like they couldn't care less whether I came back or not. Obviously hourly folks, not owners or getting a percentage of the take.

Lift Her Up

[ElBango]

In my previous post about going to 'one of the 123 places', turns out the 'one on the left' which I went to isn't 123 at all. The other place was far more Royal experience...

At any rate, I did actually go to 123 this time around, and, meh... not impressed.

Walk in, some chunky young mamasan with glasses asks if I want massage. I'm a little reluctant because well, all I can see is her. Then as I'm pondering this, 2 very nice young spinners come walking through the lobby, and, I'm thinking 'hey, if I get either of them, or anything that looks like them, great'. So, I pay the 35 and go in.

Go to some room in the corner, and, alreay put off by the condition of the table. There's not even any sheets on it, just a couple strips of hospital/doctors office paper across a bare mattress with a whole cut through where ones face would go.

Also note this sealed bag of what I assume to be the paper shorts previously mentioned. I didn't bother opening the package to investigate.

So, get undressed lay down on the table, and hear the knock: 'sir, you ready now?'

"Yup, come on in!"

Then to my utter f'n disappointment in walks some mid 50's thing, that has very little trace of feminine shape left. Not fat, per say, but more shaped like a loaf of bread. Has that typical grandmotherly looking Chinese face. No English, I think her name was Tina... but who knows, I could barely understand her anyway.

She proceeds with a real lame massage, I mean, just throws on oil, and proceeds to keep rubbing my back, again, and again, and again. Also had calluses on her hands that started to irritate me, especially since well, she's rupping the same bloody spots over and over again.

At this point I really could care less for happy ending or not.

So, time for the flip. Again, uses way too much f'n oil, and lathers up my chest. She's obviously trying her damned best to get 'junior' at attention, bumping the towel, sticking chest into my face. Not to say it's not 'working' but, just taking ages. I'm really not interested in her.

Finally a little stiffness, and she grabs under the towel and gestures with her hand 'you want?'. As I said, I could care less, but figure, might as well finish off here, don't have time to go to another joint this evening.

So, she pulls her pants down to her knees, lifts her top, and then proceeds to grab way too much f'n oil again and starts rubbing my shaft.

I kind of go through the motions and play with the tits a bit, but, again, just not what I wanted. If I wanted a mid-50's thing, I'd go visit Shirley on Valley, and get an actual decent (but short) massage followed by one hell of a BJ or some FS. This thing I was with here I couldn't even get to give me a BJ -- which would have been a major improvement because then I wouldn't have to look at that face...

At any rate, she finally gets me to finish, cleans me up with a paper towel (too much to expect hot towels here), and leaves the room.

I'm partially dressed by the time she returns with a paper cup with water. I take a sip, put the cup down and continue getting dressed, while she goes and removes the medical paper off the mattress, and applies 2 new sheets.

At any rate, I hand her a 20 and she starts complaining that it should be 40. Tells me (suddenly her English is a bit improved) that 40 is the price for hand job, and she even lifted top and dropped pants for me... blah blah blah. Just to be done with this I try to hand her a lincoln, and she still doesn't take it, says 'no no no, need 40'. I say, ok, fine, you don't want the lincoln, I'll keep it then, bye. And walk out. I'm not planning to return there anyway.

I really probably should have left when I saw I was 'bait and switch'ed...