Streetwalker Reports

[Tbroi2]

It breaks down like this; making fun of a brother when English is his second language is 100% douchebaggery, simple as that. For all the rest, writing in complete sentences makes your reports easier to read. When U writ lik dis U look like a fool. When you use commas in place of periods it makes your report FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to read. If you can't write well, write simply;

"I saw Stacey on the corner of blah and blah around 10:00. She is a white / black / asian, spinner / thick girl with big / small tits. I gave her XXX for XXX. She did a great job and I would repeat. Po po presence was light / heavy."

Short simple sentences, noun and a verb then on to the next.

Can we get back to the pussy now?

A2

AmEn To ThAt!

[Rlvjr1]

Took a tour today. Saw a nice WSW near Pontiac. Thin brunette. Nice skinny body. Decided to keep moving when I was driving down Patapsco by the Salvation Army. Saw a blond with Red streaks in her hair. She looked good! I circled around to get another look and see about a scoop. I saw her getting ready to cross the road when she saw me again and in her rear view mirro I saw her motion to someone across the street to wait. I thought it was another monger. She turned m direction and started to walk. I decided to circle the block and stopped at the Salvation Army parking lot. There was a small blue Scion with white rims waiting for her. At that point the male driver motioned to me to head down the road towards this SW's direction. I decided to bail. I noticed a guy sitting in a Honda just talking on his phone and it freaked me out a little. The Scion sat there for about 10 more minutes. I saw another brunette WSW, (kind of heavy) get in the car with him. The girl I originally spotted walked the block looking for me and then stood on the corner for a minute and went across the street and got in the car and they rolled. Not exactly sure if this was legit or LE.

Saw the same you were talking about there was also a white van across from the guy on the phone windows blacked out saw the scion in the lot across the street also opted out of area that wasn't cool.

[MasterOfNasty]

I went cruising through the W / W loop somewhere around 8:30 pm Since I was already in town I figured would see what the scene over there looked like as darkness approaches. I have always felt more at ease navigating around from dusk til dawn so to speak. I really had no intentions of looking for anyone but I had reserved the option of scooping one if the feeling / circumstances were right. With me not really knowing what the girls look like except for the pics that I have viewed here and also some of the descriptions that I have read I am still getting my feet wet in the area. With that said I had cruised first through Millington of course with the hopes of encountering the Strawberry blonde that I had read about. Ha ha wishful thinking I know but I had to try anyway. Who knows I could have been lucky again. I cruised around and I was scouting out a place that maybe I could park and take to foot patrol to be able to get in closer and mingle. I was thirsty so I decided to park and go into the corner store at Wilkens and I believe it's Fulton because as I was cruising earlier I had seen a couple of SW's standing around there. When I returned to that street naturally there were none to be found but as I look across Wilkens I saw a blonde spinner sitting on some steps. I went into the store bought my drink came out surveyed the area and I see this spinner start to walk across Wilkens. By the time she crosses Wilkens I am in my vehicle sipping on my beverage and watching her as she walks up the sidewalk wearing a black dress. She proceeds past my vehicle and up to the next block and there was a SUV there she walks up to the vehicle and they start talking through the window so I get a twinge in my spidey senses because I thought that that was a no no in monger nation. Since I am curious I just sit and watch and apparently an agreement couldn't be made and the SUV takes off. As she casually strolls back in the direction from whence she'd come we made eye contact and she walks over to my vehicle and all I say is what's your name sweetheart? She replies Ellie. Now I have RTFF enough to remember some names and a few of them stick out in my memory and are on my "Fukkit" list (more about that later) LOL so I say "Get in" and off we go. Now even though I have RTF and have read of an Ellie who has some awesome fat puss lips there is still no way for me to know if I have the right one but I'm hoping that I do. We start having conversation and I absolutely like her personality, demeanor, the way she laughs and her eyes. We go to a spot of her choosing because I make it clear that I don't want to hang around that area so we head down Wilkens towards Brunswick she guides me up to her spot and makes sure that I am comfortable with it. Once I let her know I'm good the games begin. Now I still don't know if this is "THE" Ellie that I have read about but my curiosity was put to rest when she put that thing on full display. I must say I love a woman with a meaty puss and she definitely has one. Her oral skills were definitely good but not nearly long enough for my liking so I am still in search of that head job to make me dehydrate myself. I made a mental note to try her again and try to give her lock jaw. LOL. She stated that she was the best and that the other girls get mad at her because she steals their regulars. Don't know anything about that but if someone with more W / W experience can vouch then I'll believe. Where was I. Oh yeah. As she making the soldier rise she stops when he's at 3/4 mast and ready to move to the next item on the menu. So we partake in the horizontal tango until ole faithful spews. I enjoyed my time with Ellie she has a pleasant personality and we got along swell. She has a working phone and I have her digits as well. WIR= you betcha! Happy hunting MoN

[Jakker]

It breaks down like this; making fun of a brother when English is his second language is 100% douchebaggery, simple as that. For all the rest, writing in complete sentences makes your reports easier to read. When U writ lik dis U look like a fool. When you use commas in place of periods it makes your report FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to read. If you can't write well, write simply;

"I saw Stacey on the corner of blah and blah around 10:00. She is a white / black / asian, spinner / thick girl with big / small tits. I gave her XXX for XXX. She did a great job and I would repeat. Po po presence was light / heavy."

Short simple sentences, noun and a verb then on to the next.

Can we get back to the pussy now?

A2

Be careful admin2, you spelled grammar wrong, LexLuther and Gintonicrocks can point out your mistake, as they are the board's english experts and work as english professors

I fixed it, thanks.

[Hovito]

Who are you to say when it's ok to share a SW's number? Who are you to say who these so called "certain members" are? You sound like her pimp! You're so controlling over her life and you're acting like a show off! When I was an Admiral in the army doing covert ops for the Chinese, we used to have a name for show offs like you: SHOW OFF! And what, pray tell, is this demand that you make that I should both read your post AND Simlutaneously comprehend its meaning before I go off and beg you for stuff? HOW DARE YOU, SIR! How dare you indeed.

Resistance is futile, CLS9637.

Ok, now that we have that out of the way. By coincidental shit timing, I lost my triumvirate for the better part of 10 days. At first, I thought they were all being monopolized by CLS. Then I thought maybe they all got locked up. Then, I started to take it personally and thought they all started simultaneously hating me (and really, what's not to hate?). Then I thought they were all abducted by illegal aliens (insert vague visualtization of Sigourney Weaver and Bill Paxton fighting H. R. Giger imaginations here). I started to wonder if my charms were as redoubtable as they ever were. The loneliness became so overwhelming that I couldn't take it. I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't rub one out when surfing the web for midget porn. Black was white. Up was down. Less was more. Coke tasted like Pepsi. Dogs and cats living together, it was fucking mass hysteria. I even comtemplated calling the new and improved absolutely witless HFS Love Line to address these issues. With a deep and awe inspiring insight, I'm sure Adam Corolla or Dr. Drew or that girl who sounds vaguely British could counsel me on how not to be embarrased when my parents catch me rubbing my special spot when I'm in the bathroom. Nonetheless.

Ten days of incessant internet stalking and text messages and calling to voicemail boxes that I knew were already full proved to be worrisome. What was a horny monger to do? I hadn't hit the loops in over 6 months. And judging from what I've read around here, maybe I was better off not getting shot or robbed or arrested. Sure, I got an interim call from W / W Lori and I have a few backups in the constantly-updated-on-the-cloud-black-book. And though Lori has always been on point, our last session wasn't comparable to my ATF collective (who references the Borg twice in his post on a forum designed to look for commercial sex? This guy does. BAZINGA!). As I grew deeper into despair, I considered ending my misery by reading 50 Shades of Grey and boring myself to death. And then, Friday, it finally happened:

1 text. 2 text, Facebook text, OOOOHH TEXTS!

The "Sorry, I was out of town" and "Sorry, my phone was dead" and "Sorry, I didn't have access to internet" messages came pouring through. And they all ended with,"Hey, we can hook up whenever." And of the triumvirate choices, I came away with Kiara.

Considering all the stupid I have already written in this post (and the stuff I've written about her over the past year) , I literally cannot come up with more positive things to say about Kiara. Sweet, sexy, skilled, considerate, spinner, swallower. When I read on here that she's too hyped by the forum and she's not all that and she's mechanical blah blah blah, I can't help but think someone is doing something wrong. If she just met you, you're probably going to have a pretty good time. That kind of goes without saying for all the ladies. Without reaching a comfort level with some of the ladies, it's probably going to be an average performace by them. If she knows you and tolerates you, you're probably going to have a really good time. Like any other provider, a particular investment in a regular is really a two-way street. You get what you give. If she actually likes you, HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLSACK CRAZY VITAMIN B-12 WATERMELON (sorry: tourettes) WOOT WOOT WOW OMG OMG OMG OM F'IN G.

So many nerve endings were firing at such an intense degreee of physical pleasure all over my fucking body that if I was shot in the kneecap with a 40-caliber hollow point and then set on fire, I probably wouldn't have noticed. I swear to God I think I cracked a molar while gritting and screaming in abject lust during our session. Everyone within a 500 yard radius could fucking hear me grunt yell rapture as this girl sucked, licked, bit, kissed, jerked, stroked, caressed, fondled and forced me to a glut of interminably relentless ecstacy. So many muscles were engaged for so long that I thought I was a palsy victim suffering multiple fucking seizures. The next day, I was so sore I thought I had been through several P90X routines, in a 2' x 2' x 2' metal box, suspended from a rope, upside down, in the Arctic.

So for those of you who think it's all hype, that's a real bummer.

Piddybo, help me make my triumvirate a quadruple threat, please. Mindy was always such a sweet and accommodating girl. Beautiful, fair skinned, raven haired, tall, dimpled cheeks, big boned (definitely not fat) , skilled, she was already in the top tier by the time I saw her plural times. Last time I saw her was in November 2011, I believe. She was being driven around in a taxi by a gentleman of the Western Asian persuasion close Busy Bee. She saw me, in the dark, from the taxi while I drove by on Christian and she yelled out,"RIZALBOY!" and forced the guy to make a U-turn as I got to Monroe. Sometimes, she was sweetly reckless if she knew you. We had a nice session. Unfortunately, the number she gave me ending in 5184 didn't work within a week. The last time I even heard anyone spoke her name was a minor side conversation that NT and I had a few months back. PM me if those digits are working and you're willing to share.

Wow. What a post. That took a lot of thought and time I'm sure.

[Admin2]

It breaks down like this; making fun of a brother when English is his second language is 100% douchebaggery, simple as that. For all the rest, writing in complete sentences makes your reports easier to read. When U writ lik dis U look like a fool. When you use commas in place of periods it makes your report FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to read. If you can't write well, write simply;

"I saw Stacey on the corner of blah and blah around 10:00. She is a white / black / asian, spinner / thick girl with big / small tits. I gave her XXX for XXX. She did a great job and I would repeat. Po po presence was light / heavy."

Short simple sentences, noun and a verb then on to the next.

Can we get back to the pussy now?

A2

[Hovito]

I'm guessing that he's referring to Pam W, with the mismatched boobs. I always liked her.

Yes that' s her. I have also seen Pam around recently in the last couple of months. She has always been nice but have not hooked up with her recently, she has always been good.

[WestsideRider]

Who are you talking about?

Will post pic soon. Used to be Jimbucks girlfriend.

[NiteTimer]

Got into home Friday nite and hooked up w / Kay. Nice, young wet & tight. Good round.

Caught up w / Kat Sat am, even better; we connect. Good sweaty juice releasing round.
Got a call from Kandi (my bad) but had one already set w / Nikki, sweet girl, but needs to move away from the game &
get her life in order, because I think she'll become a casualty of the thugs and drugs.
She deserves better than what the w / w offers.
Renee took care of me Sunday morning, so I took her to the program afterwards.
The weight looks good on her, and the ass is a wonder still. We did multiple positions and she finished w / sucking me dry.
I haven't done bjs in a couple of years. Not many can get me off that way. She always could though.
Shannon, Jackii, Sheena (the queen) and Renee are the only ones who could make me pop orally.
Finished up with w / Miss Eveready Sunday night, was hunting for Tina; I heard she was around (had a baby?).
M. E sucked me good and hard then I punished her back door for a good half hour; good finish.

I rode around, saw Manda and said hi, Becky (finally has a number) , Nicole (gave me a wave) , and met a girl named Leah (nice bod) near Monroe.
Bypassed Bella on Smallwood. Nice body, needs to were on her tude though.
I drove past Payson and wilkens; saw Ellie in a dress w / the BF. I didn't even wave just kept rolling. She's a good fuck, but bat shit.
Good luck w / that.

Meanwhile; going to edit some pix. Stay cool and enjoy the week; NT out.

[Jakker]

I was out during day Sunday, and seen this girl, seem nice, I had to ask for cop check then we started to drive. I should asked price before, but compared to what else was out, I didn't. She wanted to go where there was a shopping center, and I said no, this is not cool, because weekend, and I said I know place at 5 minutes away where she wanted to go.

So we started to drive, made small talk, she said she is from Pasadena. When I got to my spot, we talked. I said I like to take some photos, and she asked price. I said 30 for oral and few photos, and she wanted much more, she started to have attitude, and I could see where this going. So I said, forget this, I don't like your attitude, I will take you back, and then she said, ok, we can do my price, but I already had enough and was 2 cars that drove by while we talking. I never seen cars go to this place, for years, so I thought this is bad idea, and I don't want to see leo on this day.

I started to drive, and she started complain, that I wasted her time, and I reminded her, that she had bad attitude, and ask too much money. I been in this game 20 years, and been Amsterdam red light district few times, and many other places. I prefer BP and agencies because girl less miles, feel safer, and not drug addicts, at least not obvious drug addicts. I can not some pat money for these girls, when I see photos of them.

So anyway I said I will give her .1 for her trouble, and as I drive her back to cb, she roll down my window, and starts to yell help, that I keeping her against her will. Now I angry and in shock, I pull over and said, get out, she said no, and I said I should call police, and she said go ahead, but I don't want trouble. Few seconds, I thought, I just force her out car and throw her to ground, but then I thought, police will appear at my house later in the day, and again trouble. So I said, you only with me 20 minutes now, and if you stop screaming I could give you little bit more, and she agreed.

I got to BP, and said I pay when you leave my car, she got out and I gave her .2, this was another reason, I prefer non street girls. Anyway, I did take her photo as I drove away, and wanted to show so others will avoid her like the plague.

[WestsideRider]

Hey CLS, you may want to give Sharr a call tomorrow, she's not real happy with you. She didn't know you were going to put those pictures on the internet and will ask you to delete them. I know you paid a lot of money so you could boost your ego and status on this forum, but did you think 1st knowing she lives with her husband and baby and motherinlaw and sister inlaw, going thru a difficult time. There is a lot of us who date her, just look at her phone list of 30-35 names and numbers. Not tryin to start anything, just sayin try to use alittle discretion.

Amber is back from grandmas after 30 day stay, lost all her clothes while away, looking for a home. That's the long dark hair Brooklyn girl.

Jeannie getting real thin, breasts saging, looked dead tired.

Lindsey is back from the county, living with sugar daddy didn't work out well, to controlling. Where have I heard that before.

Really she is a working girl who cares what she thinks she let the pics be taken. If you don't want pics posted don't let people take your pic.

[Happy One]

Hey CLS, you may want to give Sharr a call tomorrow, she's not real happy with you. She didn't know you were going to put those pictures on the internet and will ask you to delete them. I know you paid a lot of money so you could boost your ego and status on this forum, but did you think 1st knowing she lives with her husband and baby and motherinlaw and sister inlaw, going thru a difficult time. There is a lot of us who date her, just look at her phone list of 30-35 names and numbers. Not tryin to start anything, just sayin try to use alittle discretion.

Amber is back from grandmas after 30 day stay, lost all her clothes while away, looking for a home. That's the long dark hair Brooklyn girl.

Jeannie getting real thin, breasts saging, looked dead tired.

Lindsey is back from the county, living with sugar daddy didn't work out well, to controlling. Where have I heard that before.

[Ekim Ekim]

Took a tour today. Saw a nice WSW near Pontiac. Thin brunette. Nice skinny body. Decided to keep moving when I was driving down Patapsco by the Salvation Army. Saw a blond with Red streaks in her hair. She looked good! I circled around to get another look and see about a scoop. I saw her getting ready to cross the road when she saw me again and in her rear view mirro I saw her motion to someone across the street to wait. I thought it was another monger. She turned m direction and started to walk. I decided to circle the block and stopped at the Salvation Army parking lot. There was a small blue Scion with white rims waiting for her. At that point the male driver motioned to me to head down the road towards this SW's direction. I decided to bail. I noticed a guy sitting in a Honda just talking on his phone and it freaked me out a little. The Scion sat there for about 10 more minutes. I saw another brunette WSW, (kind of heavy) get in the car with him. The girl I originally spotted walked the block looking for me and then stood on the corner for a minute and went across the street and got in the car and they rolled. Not exactly sure if this was legit or LE.

[Jakker]

Jakker, there is a form of proper grammar called prepositions. Look them up and start using them,

Please.

I didn't know this was english class.

[Masonm]

I was in town over the weekend & all I heard about was this girl who overdosed & passed away! THey were all saying that it was the Sargent's daughter. I was just wondering if her name was Noell that you all of been posting about. Anyway that is the reason for so much po po activity. They say Sar is on a rampage.

Amazing that daughter was operating and using openly in her father's district. The man who was using with her and failed to call for help is in jail, but only for possession. I don't envy him. Her father is arresting anyone he can grab. Rampage about sums it up. Be careful until someone pulls in the reins.