Streetwalker Reports

[Stizz]

I had to give up. Was out today during banker hours and (about 10-2:30, with an hour sit down lunch in between) and saw some regular scallywags. Over on conk around 10 I spotted a decent looking WSW named Tiffany. I let her go once she acted like she didn't want to remove her shades for a second upon request. I was trying to get a full look of what I was getting myself into. Shape looked decent but had jeans on so I really couldn't tell. W / w, cb several drive throughs but didn't opt for anything. It's either I'm too picky or these gems or even above average SW seem to have the same off day of work as I do. MoN hooked me up with the contact info for that gem in Dundalk but I haven't been able to connect. It seems like her minutes were out the first time I tried calling and when I tried connecting today the phone just rang. Around 2 on patapsco saw a precious hottie white young one, bruntte wearing a little short tight flowery outfit. She got in some vehicle but couldn't tell if it was a pick up or not. If it was and you were the lucky one how was it?

The way my schedule is ill give it another go Thursday.

[Rizalboy]

For those of you who have sent me PM's for Shar's number, please read the posts. I said she has only a house phone and doesn't want the number given out. On a side note, I got a PM from a regular member asking for her number. When I didn't respond he sent me another one blasting me for not giving him a number and calling me a dickhead. This is from a guy with 23 posts, the majority of them asking for information. Because I have always been willing to share when I can, this is a little ridiculous. I took the high road and resisted calling him a dickhead!

I wish I had a number for Shar to share with certain members only. I'll work on it. She's a real gem.

Who are you to say when it's ok to share a SW's number? Who are you to say who these so called "certain members" are? You sound like her pimp! You're so controlling over her life and you're acting like a show off! When I was an Admiral in the army doing covert ops for the Chinese, we used to have a name for show offs like you: SHOW OFF! And what, pray tell, is this demand that you make that I should both read your post AND Simlutaneously comprehend its meaning before I go off and beg you for stuff? HOW DARE YOU, SIR! How dare you indeed.

Resistance is futile, CLS9637.

Ok, now that we have that out of the way. By coincidental shit timing, I lost my triumvirate for the better part of 10 days. At first, I thought they were all being monopolized by CLS. Then I thought maybe they all got locked up. Then, I started to take it personally and thought they all started simultaneously hating me (and really, what's not to hate?). Then I thought they were all abducted by illegal aliens (insert vague visualtization of Sigourney Weaver and Bill Paxton fighting H. R. Giger imaginations here). I started to wonder if my charms were as redoubtable as they ever were. The loneliness became so overwhelming that I couldn't take it. I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't rub one out when surfing the web for midget porn. Black was white. Up was down. Less was more. Coke tasted like Pepsi. Dogs and cats living together, it was fucking mass hysteria. I even comtemplated calling the new and improved absolutely witless HFS Love Line to address these issues. With a deep and awe inspiring insight, I'm sure Adam Corolla or Dr. Drew or that girl who sounds vaguely British could counsel me on how not to be embarrased when my parents catch me rubbing my special spot when I'm in the bathroom. Nonetheless.

Ten days of incessant internet stalking and text messages and calling to voicemail boxes that I knew were already full proved to be worrisome. What was a horny monger to do? I hadn't hit the loops in over 6 months. And judging from what I've read around here, maybe I was better off not getting shot or robbed or arrested. Sure, I got an interim call from W / W Lori and I have a few backups in the constantly-updated-on-the-cloud-black-book. And though Lori has always been on point, our last session wasn't comparable to my ATF collective (who references the Borg twice in his post on a forum designed to look for commercial sex? This guy does. BAZINGA!). As I grew deeper into despair, I considered ending my misery by reading 50 Shades of Grey and boring myself to death. And then, Friday, it finally happened:

1 text. 2 text, Facebook text, OOOOHH TEXTS!

The "Sorry, I was out of town" and "Sorry, my phone was dead" and "Sorry, I didn't have access to internet" messages came pouring through. And they all ended with,"Hey, we can hook up whenever." And of the triumvirate choices, I came away with Kiara.

Considering all the stupid I have already written in this post (and the stuff I've written about her over the past year) , I literally cannot come up with more positive things to say about Kiara. Sweet, sexy, skilled, considerate, spinner, swallower. When I read on here that she's too hyped by the forum and she's not all that and she's mechanical blah blah blah, I can't help but think someone is doing something wrong. If she just met you, you're probably going to have a pretty good time. That kind of goes without saying for all the ladies. Without reaching a comfort level with some of the ladies, it's probably going to be an average performace by them. If she knows you and tolerates you, you're probably going to have a really good time. Like any other provider, a particular investment in a regular is really a two-way street. You get what you give. If she actually likes you, HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLSACK CRAZY VITAMIN B-12 WATERMELON (sorry: tourettes) WOOT WOOT WOW OMG OMG OMG OM F'IN G.

So many nerve endings were firing at such an intense degreee of physical pleasure all over my fucking body that if I was shot in the kneecap with a 40-caliber hollow point and then set on fire, I probably wouldn't have noticed. I swear to God I think I cracked a molar while gritting and screaming in abject lust during our session. Everyone within a 500 yard radius could fucking hear me grunt yell rapture as this girl sucked, licked, bit, kissed, jerked, stroked, caressed, fondled and forced me to a glut of interminably relentless ecstacy. So many muscles were engaged for so long that I thought I was a palsy victim suffering multiple fucking seizures. The next day, I was so sore I thought I had been through several P90X routines, in a 2' x 2' x 2' metal box, suspended from a rope, upside down, in the Arctic.

So for those of you who think it's all hype, that's a real bummer.

Piddybo, help me make my triumvirate a quadruple threat, please. Mindy was always such a sweet and accommodating girl. Beautiful, fair skinned, raven haired, tall, dimpled cheeks, big boned (definitely not fat) , skilled, she was already in the top tier by the time I saw her plural times. Last time I saw her was in November 2011, I believe. She was being driven around in a taxi by a gentleman of the Western Asian persuasion close Busy Bee. She saw me, in the dark, from the taxi while I drove by on Christian and she yelled out,"RIZALBOY!" and forced the guy to make a U-turn as I got to Monroe. Sometimes, she was sweetly reckless if she knew you. We had a nice session. Unfortunately, the number she gave me ending in 5184 didn't work within a week. The last time I even heard anyone spoke her name was a minor side conversation that NT and I had a few months back. PM me if those digits are working and you're willing to share.

[Gintonicrocks]

2 PM: Near the Citco gas station, a blonde with pink highlights and tattoos beckons, but Temporary Disposition sets in. By the time I regain my faculty, the opportunity was gone like a fart in the wind.

9 PM: After partaking in more activities that could only be construed as hinderance to mental health, all that was left was a Chuck Wagon full of the usual Walking Dead and a bevy of constables on patrol. Oh well, time to go home to moms. Hmmm, I'm wondering if I could coax Rosie and her sisters to a party.

Thanks for the post.

Shune, well done my friend, reading your prose gives me faith in our public schools. Wish more would follow your example.

GTR

[BassMan56]

My first report so forgive me if I make mistakes.

Made a couple of passes around C / B and B / P this am. Finally saw a familiar face on Hanover street. Amber was sitting on the curb and waved me over so I stopped. I said I hadn't seen her in a while and she admitted she had been at the grey bar motel for three weeks; got out a couple of days ago but now she is back at the budget. She was waiting on her pharmacist who showed up at that moment so she left.

Several of you mentioned her a month or so ago, we'll she's back from her vacation.

[Klove48]

Here she is.

25yo and clean. Does no drugs. Don't even smoke cigs.

She SW just for the $, to feed her young kid. Is unemployed. .

She has very strict rules. Will only do CBJ and cfs. No exceptions. Regular tuition.

That clean part ass is mmmmmmm.

Have number for trusted senior members

I saw her walking the w / w Saturday night. She was wearing a pair of shorty shorts and a short top. That was the 2nd time I saw her walking in the last month. I was going to inquire about who she was but I guess you answered my question. She looked like a non-pro, fresh from the farm. Deffinately a "Slim Goody".

[Tbsag27]

Here's some from the 2nd round. She put's herself into what she does, no bs, and loves dt.

I've your photos just make feel that I'm there as well amazing!

[Badboy1968]

Who are you talking about?

I'm guessing that he's referring to Pam W, with the mismatched boobs. I always liked her.

[Shune]

I'm getting many request and questions on this gem. Rather than answer individually ill answer here.

Yes she does NO DRUGS. AT ALL. I've inspected. Believe me. She as non pro as you can get. She don't even smoke cigs.

I did ask her if I could put her on. She said it was ok. But for only good guys "seniors with good rep" she made me promise.

She does not have a car, she can't come to you.

She lives near the ww loop.

Condoms are a must and non negotiable. That's for head and FS.

She charges the standard rate. Does not rush or upsell.

Imo she's a sweet heart and very sweet. Sweet enough to take her home.

She's probably 5'6" 110lbs. A cup nice nips and firm. But that ass of hers is the bomb.

She goes by brooke when she is working. But not her real name. Only comes out rarely when she needs $ for food and rent.

She is not a druggie, believe me I can tell.

Treat her nice.

Sorry newbs and regular members. Got to pay your dues.

Right on, brother. Loud and clear.

[SeoulFood]

Here she is.

25yo and clean. Does no drugs. Don't even smoke cigs.

She SW just for the $, to feed her young kid. Is unemployed. .

She has very strict rules. Will only do CBJ and cfs. No exceptions. Regular tuition.

That clean part ass is mmmmmmm.

Have number for trusted senior members

I'm getting many request and questions on this gem. Rather than answer individually ill answer here.

Yes she does NO DRUGS. AT ALL. I've inspected. Believe me. She as non pro as you can get. She don't even smoke cigs.

I did ask her if I could put her on. She said it was ok. But for only good guys "seniors with good rep" she made me promise.

She does not have a car, she can't come to you.

She lives near the ww loop.

Condoms are a must and non negotiable. That's for head and FS.

She charges the standard rate. Does not rush or upsell.

Imo she's a sweet heart and very sweet. Sweet enough to take her home.

She's probably 5'6" 110lbs. A cup nice nips and firm. But that ass of hers is the bomb.

She goes by brooke when she is working. But not her real name. Only comes out rarely when she needs $ for food and rent.

She is not a druggie, believe me I can tell.

Treat her nice.

Sorry newbs and regular members. Got to pay your dues.

[SeoulFood]

I was in town over the weekend & all I heard about was this girl who overdosed & passed away! THey were all saying that it was the Sargent's daughter. I was just wondering if her name was Noell that you all of been posting about. Anyway that is the reason for so much po po activity. They say Sar is on a rampage.

The reason there is so much leo activity is because, its the ghetto. As schools let out and it gets blazing hot. The natives act like untamed animals.

Lets be realistic, there's shootings and od's in the area weekly if not daily.

Sargeants in any police force has no say in policy or trends. They get their matching orders like the rest if them.

It's bad enough believing speculation but even worse when you believe speculation from drug addict hookers.

[Shune]

I drove loop about 2 during day, and see blond on bench at citco, she had some pink in her hair and tats, I pulled near her, and look aand and I look back, few times, but she not come to me and I not was sure if she was civi or not. After about 15 minutes, I drove loop and when I return she was gone.

After 2 hours, was not much action I leave, and return 9 at night, I drove loops about 2 hours, listen music and only seen some old, well used looking girls and passed. Was many leo around. Maybe another night.

2 PM: Near the Citco gas station, a blonde with pink highlights and tattoos beckons, but Temporary Disposition sets in. By the time I regain my faculty, the opportunity was gone like a fart in the wind.

9 PM: After partaking in more activities that could only be construed as hinderance to mental health, all that was left was a Chuck Wagon full of the usual Walking Dead and a bevy of constables on patrol. Oh well, time to go home to moms. Hmmm, I'm wondering if I could coax Rosie and her sisters to a party.

Thanks for the post.

[BoloBellgrande]

Brenda's daughter Annie got kicked out of the house she was staying in next do D's. Apparently she got in a argument with her sister who is pregnant and was asked to leave. I'm mentioning this because Annie has the bug and I have never seen any posts or pictures of her. About a month ago I was going to ask her into D's so I could get her naked and takes some pictures of her so I could post them but her boyfriend was sitting with her on the steps so I couldn't. Yeah that's right she has the bug and she has a BF. I was walking into D's a few weeks ago as she was walking up the stairs to get her stuff, she looked at me and stuck her ass out and called my name like she was trying to make a sale. I thought about inviting her in to D's at that moment but she had a car waiting for her and she was arguing with her sister the whole time. Brenda the mother told me she use to date guys for 5 bucks and steal pills from her. I Don't know were she moved, I will see if I can get Brenda to find her and bring her along over D's. I will get the both of them naked, let Brenda suck my dick and let Annie lick my balls. Afterwards I will take some pictures of Annie and post them.

[RookieMonger]

For those of you who have sent me PM's for Shar's number, please read the posts. I said she has only a house phone and doesn't want the number given out. On a side note, I got a PM from a regular member asking for her number. When I didn't respond he sent me another one blasting me for not giving him a number and calling me a dickhead. This is from a guy with 23 posts, the majority of them asking for information. Because I have always been willing to share when I can, this is a little ridiculous. I took the high road and resisted calling him a dickhead!

I wish I had a number for Shar to share with certain members only. I'll work on it. She's a real gem.

Don't sweat the Douchebag who is blasting you, he obviously can't / didn't read your post about the digits. Keep posting the awesome pics of your find and it wil only piss him off even more! I'm in BMore for a bit and scooped up redish / strawberry blond hair Nicole by Millington and Wilkins.

She gave one of the BEST BBBJWS I've had in a while. She is a super sweet girl with a very shy / quiet demeanor. Never rushed, no upsell, didn't even talk abou donation at all. I gave her the standard with a $10 tip for being super sweet!

Says she lives right where I picked her up. I got her digits but of course they don't work. AGAIN, Nicole's digits don't work so don't PM me asking for her digits! LMFAO.

Good to be back in BMORE!

[SeoulFood]

Here she is.

25yo and clean. Does no drugs. Don't even smoke cigs.

She SW just for the $, to feed her young kid. Is unemployed. .

She has very strict rules. Will only do CBJ and cfs. No exceptions. Regular tuition.

That clean part ass is mmmmmmm.

Have number for trusted senior members

[EasyLuvr]

Have you asked her what those marks on her face are? She was a very attractive young lady when I first met her.

I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. She does have quite a few acne pits but that doesn't affect the way that she twirls that thing on my rod! . She has the sweetest looking little ass in short shorts and she shows it off most of the time around the WW circle.