Massage Parlor Reports

[Little Tony II]

Welcome to the wonderful world of Mika. She even pulls that crap with regular customers. That is why several of us have either stopped going there, or have cut way back on visiting 1021.

My last 3 visits I saw Coco once, Happy once, and both in one visit. I actually enjoyed Happy better than Coco. But neither has moved up to my "A" list!!

Anyway. Have fun

Tony

Based on reviews I called 1021 for a session with Michele. I called and ask for a session with Michele and was told I was all set. Out of curiosity I asked if Penny was back and she said yes so I asked for a session with her instead and was told okay but based on good intell I thought Penny was not in town. I sensed the bait and swithc coming.

After walking by the creeps in the street and waiting to be buzzed in Mika says why didn't you call. I said I did and reserved Penny. In she comes with another girl who I find out later is Coco. I say this is not Penny and she says this is the new penny and is better blah blah blah. I say I want Michele she says she's busy and I will get here when she's done. Coco table showers me and starts to get me warmed up and I realize she is going to take care of me. I tell her I am waiting for Michele, she gives me some bullshit so I go for my cloths. She gets Mika who says I will get michele when she is done. After about 20 minutes Mika comes in with another girls but she is not Michele and says she not longer works here but Happy will take care of you. She has not been truthful to me twice now. Happy is ok but wants to get done early probaly becasue she has had 2 guys in a row.

I am not saying either Coco or Happy would be good or bad but the Mika's bait and switch ruined the mood for me. Will not repeat until Penny comes back!

I laughed my ass off as you slowly gave the details of your visit as I already knew where it was headed. The CoCo show is truly remarkable. She should be in Ripley's Believe it or not under the category of Vaginal workouts. The poor hapless Happy is always happy to take CoCo's sloppy seconds, and Mika is the consummate liar. It is her intention to run with these two for as long as she can possibly go. Regarding Penny, she left on bacation and will most likely not be back there at least. Michele left after ONLY 5 DAYS, due to illness; she was sick of Mika and could read the handwriting on the wall. The CoCo show was here to stay. If I did not know better, I would think Mika has a lesbo thing going on with CoCo (older hag and young debutant kind of thing). Hey, who knows. Thanks for the laughs though. Lying is Mika's stock in trade and its turning off a LOT of people.

[Kenny9370]

Went to Admiral a couple of weeks ago after a fail attempt at an AMP in Mass. Called a head and schedule an appointment with Sunny. This is the first time I have been back to providence ever since the shut down. Went in gave mama the house fee and Sunny came out looking as pretty as before. Somehow she remembers my name and we got reacquainted in the TS. Went into the massage room and asked for a light massage which is just an hour of pure happiness. Will come back and hopefully try the new talent there but Sunny is always my go to at Admiral.

[Rei Haragoma]

It has been quite awhile since I've had that happen to me but when it did it was at one of the 'off the beaten path' AMPs and not at one of the mainstream places. It was usually with a girl who was doing a 'faux fuck' which some were quite good at. In a couple of instances I remember the girl was on top rubbing back and forth while I had my eyes closed enjoying the contact when she would lower her pelvis on one of the strokes and slide it in. Before the realization of what happened hit me I was deep inside and she was bearing down with all her weight and other than throwing her off and onto the floor the only real thing to do was just to finish. (I was in there already so if something was going in it was on its way).

On the other hand back when I was a wee lad and the massage places weren't so 'businesslike and robotic' I met a few young ladies who were either new at it or just plain horny and asked if it was ok. Usually it was. But not recently and not in this day and age. SO

I've had a girl mount me before I realized what had happened, too, on two occasions, and in very different situations. The first time was at the FL, before I knew not to go downstairs, but it was with a stripper that I had known for some time, and in a moment of weakness, she convinced me to go into the dungeon for some DFK and groping. We did that for awhile: her nude; and me half so, and just as you have said, before I realized it, she was riding me like the world was going to end tomorrow.

The second time was at One, and the lead-up was exactly as you described happening to you. However, I did push her off within a few seconds of realizing what she had done.

Both instances were a few years ago, and again as you have said, not in this day and age. I'd be pretty angry if it happened nowadays.

[Stressed Out]

I was at Pleasant a few years ago. One of the gals, the one with the "crooked teeth" after the flip, undressed, said she wanted me inside her, then proceeded to get on top and "got in position". I was a bit surprised by the suddenness of the manuver and said that I wasnt looking for FS today. She didn't have a "cover". I declined her offer without the cover but accepted her offer for a BBJ.

It is out there but not usual standard.

It has been quite awhile since I've had that happen to me but when it did it was at one of the 'off the beaten path' AMPs and not at one of the mainstream places. It was usually with a girl who was doing a 'faux fuck' which some were quite good at. In a couple of instances I remember the girl was on top rubbing back and forth while I had my eyes closed enjoying the contact when she would lower her pelvis on one of the strokes and slide it in. Before the realization of what happened hit me I was deep inside and she was bearing down with all her weight and other than throwing her off and onto the floor the only real thing to do was just to finish. (I was in there already so if something was going in it was on its way).

On the other hand back when I was a wee lad and the massage places weren't so 'businesslike and robotic' I met a few young ladies who were either new at it or just plain horny and asked if it was ok. Usually it was. But not recently and not in this day and age. SO

[Knight62]

After seeing the glowing reviews for Sunny over the past few weeks, I finally decided to go see what all the fuss was about this morning. I didn't call ahead or anything, just walked in at around 11:30 and she was available. She came in just as I finished getting undressed and I was immediately whisked into the shower. TS was very good, I got dried off, we went back to the room, and she asked what kind of massage I wanted. I told her medium / hard, because I do enjoy the massage part of all this, you know. She asked if I wanted "cream", which I took to mean lotion, and since I hadn't been offered that anywhere else I said sure.

What followed was probably the best massage I've had at an AMP in my career, and it quite honestly rivaled the legit ones I've had in the past few years. Her hands, forearms, elbows. All amazing. Sunny absolutely knows what she's doing in the massage department.

I'm not going to get into details of the rest of the visit, I'll only say that she does not disappoint. When I opened my eyes and looked at the clock, I realized that I'd been there for 1:15. Nice.

On the way out she complimented me on my body (something she did a lot during the session also) and said she liked massaging me a lot. I guess that's incentive enough to not slack off on my workouts any time soon.

I'll definitely repeat.

That's one of the reasons I'm in the gym 5 times a week.

[Bonefish2]

I am not saying either Coco or Happy would be good or bad but the Mika's bait and switch ruined the mood for me. Will not repeat until Penny comes back!

I'm glad I didn't go there instead today. I almost did since it's usually more convenient for me because I'm coming from points south, but I'd decided a while ago that I wasn't going back until Mika was gone. All the talent in the world there won't get me back, because Mika's antics make it a weird experience for me.

I also wish the door right on Broad was open (I don't know if it is now or not). I hate being buzzed in on the side, because she's never prompt with the buzzer and I get to stand there as the auto mechanics across the street stand around and snicker.

Thanks for the report.

[DaddysLookin]

Based on reviews I called 1021 for a session with Michele. I called and ask for a session with Michele and was told I was all set. Out of curiosity I asked if Penny was back and she said yes so I asked for a session with her instead and was told okay but based on good intell I thought Penny was not in town. I sensed the bait and swithc coming.

After walking by the creeps in the street and waiting to be buzzed in Mika says why didn't you call. I said I did and reserved Penny. In she comes with another girl who I find out later is Coco. I say this is not Penny and she says this is the new penny and is better blah blah blah. I say I want Michele she says she's busy and I will get here when she's done. Coco table showers me and starts to get me warmed up and I realize she is going to take care of me. I tell her I am waiting for Michele, she gives me some bullshit so I go for my cloths. She gets Mika who says I will get michele when she is done. After about 20 minutes Mika comes in with another girls but she is not Michele and says she not longer works here but Happy will take care of you. She has not been truthful to me twice now. Happy is ok but wants to get done early probaly becasue she has had 2 guys in a row.

I am not saying either Coco or Happy would be good or bad but the Mika's bait and switch ruined the mood for me. Will not repeat until Penny comes back!

I laughed my ass off as you slowly gave the details of your visit as I already knew where it was headed. The CoCo show is truly remarkable. She should be in Ripley's Believe it or not under the category of Vaginal workouts. The poor hapless Happy is always happy to take CoCo's sloppy seconds, and Mika is the consummate liar. It is her intention to run with these two for as long as she can possibly go. Regarding Penny, she left on bacation and will most likely not be back there at least. Michele left after ONLY 5 DAYS, due to illness; she was sick of Mika and could read the handwriting on the wall. The CoCo show was here to stay. If I did not know better, I would think Mika has a lesbo thing going on with CoCo (older hag and young debutant kind of thing). Hey, who knows. Thanks for the laughs though. Lying is Mika's stock in trade and its turning off a LOT of people.

[BaseballDude]

Based on reviews I called 1021 for a session with Michele. I called and ask for a session with Michele and was told I was all set. Out of curiosity I asked if Penny was back and she said yes so I asked for a session with her instead and was told okay but based on good intell I thought Penny was not in town. I sensed the bait and swithc coming.

After walking by the creeps in the street and waiting to be buzzed in Mika says why didn't you call. I said I did and reserved Penny. In she comes with another girl who I find out later is Coco. I say this is not Penny and she says this is the new penny and is better blah blah blah. I say I want Michele she says she's busy and I will get here when she's done. Coco table showers me and starts to get me warmed up and I realize she is going to take care of me. I tell her I am waiting for Michele, she gives me some bullshit so I go for my cloths. She gets Mika who says I will get michele when she is done. After about 20 minutes Mika comes in with another girls but she is not Michele and says she not longer works here but Happy will take care of you. She has not been truthful to me twice now. Happy is ok but wants to get done early probaly becasue she has had 2 guys in a row.

I am not saying either Coco or Happy would be good or bad but the Mika's bait and switch ruined the mood for me. Will not repeat until Penny comes back!

[Bonefish2]

After seeing the glowing reviews for Sunny over the past few weeks, I finally decided to go see what all the fuss was about this morning. I didn't call ahead or anything, just walked in at around 11:30 and she was available. She came in just as I finished getting undressed and I was immediately whisked into the shower. TS was very good, I got dried off, we went back to the room, and she asked what kind of massage I wanted. I told her medium / hard, because I do enjoy the massage part of all this, you know. She asked if I wanted "cream", which I took to mean lotion, and since I hadn't been offered that anywhere else I said sure.

What followed was probably the best massage I've had at an AMP in my career, and it quite honestly rivaled the legit ones I've had in the past few years. Her hands, forearms, elbows. All amazing. Sunny absolutely knows what she's doing in the massage department.

I'm not going to get into details of the rest of the visit, I'll only say that she does not disappoint. When I opened my eyes and looked at the clock, I realized that I'd been there for 1:15. Nice.

On the way out she complimented me on my body (something she did a lot during the session also) and said she liked massaging me a lot. I guess that's incentive enough to not slack off on my workouts any time soon.

I'll definitely repeat.

[Hags Joe]

I go by several AMP'S going around providence and they all seem slow

Then go by SC's and there packed.

I don't understand why someone would pay triple or better at

SC then going to an AMP. Where there clean a private.

Am I missing something.

Enquiring minds wants to know.

Went to a few SC's and man I tell ya really nasty. Don't get it.

Just talking out loud trying to keep thread lively.

Simple answer is that a SC and an AMP is just a different animal, no pun intended. If AMPs could give lap dances, with boobs in your face / mouth, they'd be the choice. It's not the beer / alcohol for me, and it isn't the extras (at least at the prices / time / pressure involved, at least yet). I could go to s SC, get laps with 2 different girls, after seeing them, and walk out with only 55-75 gone. I don't need to cum to have a good time. You can also have fairly wild and "free" conversations, pretty good damn foreplay, especially at CL and CD, with the right girl, at a SC. There is no conversation at an AMP, for the most part. It's also a reason that I kinda dropped one of my Club ATF's, just got sick of not being able to communicate pre-dance. Of course, I could learn Portuguese and make it better!

Then again, if I was financially comfortable, I don't know what I would choose. Probably be a sugar daddy to 3 girls LOL. In either case, now and with unlimited resources, I would steer clear of BP. Also wouldn't think of street girls with unlimited resources.

[Ford1951]

First the question, looking for info for a blonde who advertizes on BP in the bodyrub section, her ad says sensual body rubs. Petite blonde age 30, she is from the Edgewood section of Cranston on the Prov line. I have seen her ad in the escort section as well. Sorry I don't know how to upload an ad.

First report: for her on CL she offers a massage with feathers, she is a little chub by, nice rack and great personality. She operates out of her house in warwick, she meet me at the door in a black mini dress. The room is nice with candles, a wide massage table and great music. She is legit, the entire massage was face down, no flip. But I think more could be had, she is just starting out. Price 85 dollars for an hour session. She did ask if I like to be tickled in any particular place, but I wasnt sure how to read that. I will go back and look for more. L.

Second report: I went to visit Chelsea in Fallriver, the nuru girl today. She is a little hevier than her pics show, about 20 lbs. Her place is in a somewhat sketchy neighborhood, but ok during the day. Her appt reeked of cigarette smoke and I had to wash my clothes when I got home. The session was ok, she basically use oil and rubs her tits on your back and sldes all over you, typical HJ to finish. It was ok, not as sensual as I would like, would not repeat.

[Jason Key 84]

I've been spoiled by OS. I've tried NMS and other AMPs but my tastes always return to OS. I like the location where I can check the area beforehand, the girls are beautiful, the shower is really good, and I've never had a bad visit. But I haven't been back since they reopened. They are advertising like crazy on BP which scares me a bit (too much attention). If I ask which to visit are you all going to say FE?

I've been to OS once, and made my first trip to FE yesterday. Those are my only FS AMP experiences so far, and I actually found them quite similar. Obviously I've only seen 1 girl at each place, but from other reviews FE has top notch talent. So, IMHO if you're looking to branch out, head over to FE. Off street parking, low key and right off the highway. Just my $.02.

[Moscow Mule]

I've been spoiled by OS. I've tried NMS and other AMPs but my tastes always return to OS. I like the location where I can check the area beforehand, the girls are beautiful, the shower is really good, and I've never had a bad visit. But I haven't been back since they reopened. They are advertising like crazy on BP which scares me a bit (too much attention). If I ask which to visit are you all going to say FE?

I have been to OS several times since they reopened. It has picked up where they left off including the smoking hot ladies but also the meager attempt at a massage and the shorting on time. IMO I don't care about the cons because the gals are hot and never a mention of tip or upsell. All that being said FE is also a good option but I haven't been in a while. It sounds like there is some nice talent there right now based on recent reviews. I think you should try both and give us your review.

[Red Rooster]

I've been spoiled by OS. I've tried NMS and other AMPs but my tastes always return to OS. I like the location where I can check the area beforehand, the girls are beautiful, the shower is really good, and I've never had a bad visit. But I haven't been back since they reopened. They are advertising like crazy on BP which scares me a bit (too much attention). If I ask which to visit are you all going to say FE?

[AsianLPGAfan]

So on a different note, what's the etiquette, do you pull out or CIP?

I have never had this offerred and usually also bring my own cover just in case,

But so you guys who are offerred this finish inside?

I was at Pleasant a few years ago. One of the gals, the one with the "crooked teeth" after the flip, undressed, said she wanted me inside her, then proceeded to get on top and "got in position". I was a bit surprised by the suddenness of the manuver and said that I wasnt looking for FS today. She didn't have a "cover". I declined her offer without the cover but accepted her offer for a BBJ.

It is out there but not usual standard.