Massage Parlor Reports

**Smoke Screen** · 06-09-13 15:30

Originally Posted by BigBadDog69 [View Original Post]

Smoke.

The girls are telling me that some of the guys go in dirty and they stink.

They are not going to touch you if you smell. We don't want a dirty clam.

Clean up your junk and you'll get more REWARDS.

I've seen some guys coming in as I'm leaving and you're right, they look dirty, as if they are coming directly from work. EVERY time I go for a massage I am as clean as I can possibly be. All I'm saying is that she doesn't like playing with a guys ass and you really can't blame her for that. It was just a joke about ugly asses, did you see LOL at the end? We get spoiled by most of the girls doing it, but some guys on here have given her a bad review, mentioning "no ass play". That's all I'm sayng, I see no reason to give a bad review about that.

**A N I M A L** · 06-09-13 14:08

Stopped by today. Sunny and Julie back from Bacation.

**BigBadDog69** · 06-09-13 10:31

Originally Posted by Rei Haragoma [View Original Post]

For my part, I've been busy helping Big Bad Dog bury all of the bones that he had laying around the backyard, and cleaning and disinfecting his water and food dishes. Plus, he keeps getting tangled in his leash, as dogs are prone to do, so I had to fix that for him, and then, I clipped the nails on all of his paws so he won't be scratching the ladies.

After that, I too spent some time visiting NMS and Admiral, and like you, having a wonderful time with the petite Julie. I plan to ask for Bori this week. I just can't stay away from the thought of her fine legs and arse; both of which are my favorite parts of a woman. At least at first.

Now, insofar as my own arse is concerned, I beg to differ with you. We Irish lads have the finest arses on the planet, once the hair on them is discounted. In fact, I have such a fine arse that every single provider I have known over the years wants to spend time on it; some have even admitted to me that they have gotten wet just gazing at its magnificence. It will be interesting to see what Bori thinks of it!

Look out today Ladies. Big Bad Dog has has broken off his chain. One of you fine young ladies is in for the ride of a lifetime today.

AND, while we are at it. Dog can bounce a quarter off his ass. And, it's cleaner than clean.

Grrrrrr

**Choir Boy** · 06-09-13 09:54

Originally Posted by Smoke Screen [View Original Post]

This thread has been dead for the last couple of days and I don't have much of interest to add, mainly because I've been going to the same two places (NMS & Admiral) for the last few weeks.

I had a session at Lily a little less than 2 years ago, before all the problems started in Providence. I drew Cee Cee who was a young pretty Korean girl with very good English. Massage skills were pretty good, but she seemed to have no personality, or at least seemed like she would rather be somewhere else. I asked her to indulge in some fetish activity, nothing sexual in any way, just some mild fetish, and she wanted nothing to do with it.

Originally Posted by Smoke Screen [View Original Post]

I think that, along with the fact that she does no ass play, is the reason for the poor reports. You really shouldn't blame her for that, have you seen your ass recently? The only thing uglier than a naked guy is his ass, IMHO, LOL. Anyway, I will continue to see these two girls as long as they are there

Oddly enough, I work out about every other day and I have recieved complements on my body. And yes, even my butt.

**Rei Haragoma** · 06-09-13 09:48

Originally Posted by Smoke Screen [View Original Post]

This thread has been dead for the last couple of days and I don't have much of interest to add, mainly because I've been going to the same two places (NMS & Admiral) for the last few weeks. I'm having a good time at NMS with Julie, saw her again yesterday. I got there early in the morning right after they opened and they were already busy. I called before they opened to make my appointment and when I arrived Julie met me, still with her hair wet from her shower. I like seeing them freshly showered. Everything was as usual, excellent. A few days ago I saw Bori at Admiral, who I've been seeing regularly since they reopened. I know she has had some less than stellar reviews but for my money she's fine. Very pretty, with beautiful skin, legs & ass. She has a very laid back demeanor, calm as can be, so I think that, along with the fact that she does no ass play, is the reason for the poor reports. You really shouldn't blame her for that, have you seen your ass recently? The only thing uglier than a naked guy is his ass, IMHO, LOL. Anyway, I will continue to see these two girls as long as they are there

For my part, I've been busy helping Big Bad Dog bury all of the bones that he had laying around the backyard, and cleaning and disinfecting his water and food dishes. Plus, he keeps getting tangled in his leash, as dogs are prone to do, so I had to fix that for him, and then, I clipped the nails on all of his paws so he won't be scratching the ladies.

After that, I too spent some time visiting NMS and Admiral, and like you, having a wonderful time with the petite Julie. I plan to ask for Bori this week. I just can't stay away from the thought of her fine legs and arse; both of which are my favorite parts of a woman. At least at first.

Now, insofar as my own arse is concerned, I beg to differ with you. We Irish lads have the finest arses on the planet, once the hair on them is discounted. In fact, I have such a fine arse that every single provider I have known over the years wants to spend time on it; some have even admitted to me that they have gotten wet just gazing at its magnificence. It will be interesting to see what Bori thinks of it!

**BigBadDog69** · 06-09-13 07:46

Originally Posted by Smoke Screen [View Original Post]

This thread has been dead for the last couple of days and I don't have much of interest to add, mainly because I've been going to the same two places (NMS & Admiral) for the last few weeks. I'm having a good time at NMS with Julie, saw her again yesterday. I got there early in the morning right after they opened and they were already busy. I called before they opened to make my appointment and when I arrived Julie met me, still with her hair wet from her shower. I like seeing them freshly showered. Everything was as usual, excellent. A few days ago I saw Bori at Admiral, who I've been seeing regularly since they reopened. I know she has had some less than stellar reviews but for my money she's fine. Very pretty, with beautiful skin, legs & ass. She has a very laid back demeanor, calm as can be, so I think that, along with the fact that she does no ass play, is the reason for the poor reports. You really shouldn't blame her for that, have you seen your ass recently? The only thing uglier than a naked guy is his ass, IMHO, LOL. Anyway, I will continue to see these two girls as long as they are there

Smoke.

The girls are telling me that some of the guys go in dirty and they stink.

They are not going to touch you if you smell. We don't want a dirty clam.

Clean up your junk and you'll get more REWARDS.

**Smoke Screen** · 06-09-13 06:42

This thread has been dead for the last couple of days and I don't have much of interest to add, mainly because I've been going to the same two places (NMS & Admiral) for the last few weeks. I'm having a good time at NMS with Julie, saw her again yesterday. I got there early in the morning right after they opened and they were already busy. I called before they opened to make my appointment and when I arrived Julie met me, still with her hair wet from her shower. I like seeing them freshly showered. Everything was as usual, excellent. A few days ago I saw Bori at Admiral, who I've been seeing regularly since they reopened. I know she has had some less than stellar reviews but for my money she's fine. Very pretty, with beautiful skin, legs & ass. She has a very laid back demeanor, calm as can be, so I think that, along with the fact that she does no ass play, is the reason for the poor reports. You really shouldn't blame her for that, have you seen your ass recently? The only thing uglier than a naked guy is his ass, IMHO, LOL. Anyway, I will continue to see these two girls as long as they are there

**Choir Boy** · 06-07-13 18:35

Originally Posted by Rei Haragoma [View Original Post]

Hey guys, the economy is shaky here in MA, too. Send some business our way. Come to Massachusetts. We tax higher than anyone in New England, especially the lube.

Not only that, when you see our providers, you will know we don't have any human trafficking up here. If we did, the girls would be prettier.

**BigBadDog69** · 06-07-13 18:27

Originally Posted by WaveSeek [View Original Post]

Followed up on a Dog-call: Maya at Central Health. Had been away from PVD for some time; CH was handy for a visit the other day. BBDog gets top honors in smell / sniff school certification. Q-T Maya all as reported; ya-despite that pesky cig smell. A taste treat second to none (or few-at the least). Took a Dog-bone; got prime kitty. Thanks, BBDog. You 'nose'.

On another note. CH was somewhat busy, and from what I gathered-understaffed. Mamasan Kim provided the TS, and had to wait some time for Maya to arrive (and that was just before a room switch). Not my best escapade at CH. Outside of Maya's fun-time, I felt less that well 'tended' to.

Maya was a tasty dog treat. New kitten. 23 years young, but really needs time to hone her skills. Struggled to put the cover on. LOL. AND, she has to get rid of them cigs. That is just a turn off to dog's sniffer. Dog loves the smell of Kitties and their hair. But when it smells like smoke, no no.

Maya is tighter than tight and I think the Dog Bone hurt as she winced a little. But, she did go for the full ride. She is a little shy in her demeanor but playful and fun once you break it down.

Maya has been placed in the dog pound for later use.

Glad you enjoyed a Dog Recommendation

**Rei Haragoma** · 06-07-13 18:06

Originally Posted by R Lawrence [View Original Post]

Wolf,

Forget RI head south to DC, bring lots of Lube!

RL

Hey guys, the economy is shaky here in MA, too. Send some business our way. Come to Massachusetts. We tax higher than anyone in New England, especially the lube.

**Caseyb7** · 06-07-13 18:02

Originally Posted by Muddy53 [View Original Post]

I would suggest driving around until you find a sign that says FULL SERVICE while you be travel for some massage.

Was reading down the posts and caught this. Now I can't help myself laughing out loud.

Very nice.

Idiotic initial post, very clever response.

**AsianLPGAfan** · 06-07-13 17:45

Originally Posted by Rei Haragoma [View Original Post]

I've been there a few times. Candy is one of those Asian women we talk about that is older than she looks, but is in astounding shape. I have had to stay away from her for a while; as I found her to be very addictive, which in this hobby, is not good.

I spent time with another provider there, and she is terrible; so bad that I have purged her name from my memory. You can't go wrong with Candy, stick with her every time, IMHO.

And, I so agree with your assessment of Candy reminding you of Sunny. Both of them are superb, in my book.

Any regs to Pleasant in the past know who I am talking about.

The days of CeCe long past she was one of the best, even Connie was excellent.

How time passes quickly.

**Tp1701** · 06-07-13 16:55

Originally Posted by Brent01 [View Original Post]

Saw Azaria awhile back when she was working with Izabella out of Pawtucket. Picks are dead accurate; tattoos match. She is drop dead gorgeous and gives an average massage at best with ZERO teasing. It was 120 for the hour. At the end I inquired about extras and it was 200 for topless with HJ. I got up off the table, got dressed, thanked her and as I was leaving she "ahemmed" me about a tip. I told her that 120 for hour is MORE than the going rate for a legit massage from anyone and I was not going to pony up another dime. Towards the end she was getting calls from Izabella as she had a client coming for a massage. On the way out I ran into the gent going to see Izabella and told him my story; he got in his car and left.

http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...ria-28/3533677

Come get an erotic relaxing massage with me. Let me relax you after a long days work.

Also do fetishes upon request.

Call to set an appointment &128139; 401-440-8176 &128139;

Azaria Zolie.

Poster's age: 28.

• Location:, Providence.

• Post ID: 3533677 providence

I was close myself. Thanks for the heads up.

**WaveSeek** · 06-07-13 16:12

Originally Posted by BigBadDog69 [View Original Post]

No scraps for Dog, Rei. Only prime kitty. Dog has been to the school of fine art of kitty eating.

Can smell a bad kitty from 50 feet. Loof like Dino running the other way.

I'm just thinking I may open my own cathouse.

Followed up on a Dog-call: Maya at Central Health. Had been away from PVD for some time; CH was handy for a visit the other day. BBDog gets top honors in smell / sniff school certification. Q-T Maya all as reported; ya-despite that pesky cig smell. A taste treat second to none (or few-at the least). Took a Dog-bone; got prime kitty. Thanks, BBDog. You 'nose'.

On another note. CH was somewhat busy, and from what I gathered-understaffed. Mamasan Kim provided the TS, and had to wait some time for Maya to arrive (and that was just before a room switch). Not my best escapade at CH. Outside of Maya's fun-time, I felt less that well 'tended' to.

**Muddy53** · 06-07-13 12:33

Originally Posted by Prometheus77 [View Original Post]

That's surprising, as I've seen Jezelle many times and never had that experience. She's one of my favorites, in fact. I would imagine any girl can have a bad day every now and then.

That's been my only negative experience with her. She is very accommodating and willing to please. I'd repeat.