Streetwalker Reports

**RagingKlingon** · 06-02-13 10:57

Originally Posted by The Mad Humper [View Original Post]

Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting describes a sexual practice of inserting small live animals (usually gerbils but also mice, hamsters, rats and various other rodents) into the human rectum to obtain stimulation. Some variations of the legend suggest that the rodent be covered in a narcotic substance such as cocaine prior to being inserted.

I was watching this porn online the other day and I was watching this dude have a gerbel walk in and out of the asshole of this * he was with. This * was looking like she was really enjoying it. After watching that porn I decided to buy a small mouse and do some driving around looking for a * to try it out on. I hit fort street and I spotted this * lisa and I decided to scoop her up and I took her up to the motel. When we got in the room I told the * I wanted to do a bunch of freaky shit to her ass and pussy (I didn't say what) and we negotiated a price and I had her strip down and get on the bed. First I had her bend over and I was poking my finger at her asshole and I knew there would be no way this mouse would be able to fit in there. So I had the * roll over and I was playing with her clit and fingering her pussy and just by feeling the looseness I knew there would be plenty of room for this mouse to climb up in her. So I got this * all nice and wet and I was like are you ready for some freaky shit? She was just like, I guess, then I pulled the mouse out the bag. She was just like what, what are you doing with that. I told her I was going to hold the mouse by the tail and have it crawl in and out of her pussy. Just to reassure her I told her I do this all the time with the other girls I pick up. I told her most of the girls kind of enjoy it. I was just like lay back down and I started rubbing her pussy. I was like I promise it won't hurt you. I got a good grip on the mouse, pinched its tail and put its head right up to her pussy. I spread this bitches pussy wide open, exposing a nice gapping hole, and this mouse crawled right up into her puss. I pinched this mouses tail and was rubbing her clit and I could just tell by the look on her face that it felt good. With me rubbing her clit and having this mouse moving around inside of her she actually had an orgasm. After she nutted I just pulled the mouse right out. This was definately the most freaky thing I've experimented with so far in my life.

I thought that was called "The Richard Gere".

**Member #4638** · 06-01-13 19:28

Originally Posted by MichiganDl [View Original Post]

I used to wonder the same thing. A couple of times I saw them on the ride in walking south on John R around 9 mile. He usually hangs close by. But I have seen her out alone. Only scooped her once for a quick BBBJ. Pretty good. Seems TwoWheeler had a little more time and fun with her than I got to. Well maybe next time. Nope. Scratch that I'm still holding out for a duo. LOL. Check out the original post for some picks. She's got some big bolt ons.

Months ago I got with Jenna. From Florida, big fake tits? Very chatty and talkative? She used to post on BP and my guess is the guy she is hanging with is her BF. She has a lot of drama in her life. She gives fantastic BBJCIM. I did have digits from a massage card she had made, though I don't think she is doing the massage thing anymore as it appears she is mostly walking the ARE.

edit: http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sensual-summer-247-incalloutcall-anytime-248-688-6542-29/9415506

That is the Summer I am referring to who regularly hits the R. She also lives there too but is posting in Livonia. Again, rumors about her and HIV I believe but those sound like they came from an angry boyfriend. Any of these girls could have anything. STD's would be common but HIV is rare. Mostly these women will have HCV (hep C) from the IV drug use. As long as you wear a condom for sex you will be fine. A BBJ will not transmit HIV. There is not one reported transmission from getting a blowjob with an HIV infected person. Actually most STDs are rare to get from BBJ except maybe NGU.

**Member #4638** · 06-01-13 19:25

Originally Posted by Oneknot [View Original Post]

Scooped a WSW named Sarah yesterday afternoon. She looked like she was at most 25, had curly long brown hair, a spinner body with perky large sees or small dees. Had to roll by her a couple of times before she got the hint to come up to my ride. When she got in she asked what was up and I said half and half. This girl just didn't get what I was asking for. Anyway, we came to an agreement and hopped in the back seat for a little fun. She stripped off her clothes to show me a fantastic tight young body with no sagging anywhere. Her head was ok, and I'm saying that her hot little body had me ready to pop more than her head. I had her straddle me for some fun cg action. Nice tight little box that I was hitting bottom on every time she came down. Whimpered at every down stroke, and kept getting wetter and wetter. She smelled fresh and clean with no funky SW odor. Definitely will repeat.

Are you sure her hair is brown? I scooped a Sarah with reddish hair. She's 26, spinner and similar to what you describe. She is relatively shy right? The sarah I scooped had big teeth but still overall pretty cute and very "girl next door type." I bet it's the same girl. She doesn't talk too much but I did get to learn more about her situation, habits etc. I drove her back home after our date.

**Passenger** · 06-01-13 17:56

Originally Posted by StreetLegal [View Original Post]

Very kind of you Curtess. In the end, the gals are human beings and no matter what screwed up issues they have or how much their parent'd didn't give a crap, they deserve a certain level of the "golden rule". They perform a service like anyone else. I very often will offer food and drink to a plumber or ac repairman at my house, so treat them right and they'll treat you right.

What are you doing at StreetLegal's home?

**KwalaBear** · 06-01-13 15:48

Originally Posted by The Mad Humper [View Original Post]

Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting describes a sexual practice of inserting small live animals (usually gerbils but also mice, hamsters, rats and various other rodents) into the human rectum to obtain stimulation. Some variations of the legend suggest that the rodent be covered in a narcotic substance such as cocaine prior to being inserted.

I was watching this porn online the other day and I was watching this dude have a gerbel walk in and out of the asshole of this * he was with. This * was looking like she was really enjoying it. After watching that porn I decided to buy a small mouse and do some driving around looking for a * to try it out on. I hit fort street and I spotted this * lisa and I decided to scoop her up and I took her up to the motel. When we got in the room I told the * I wanted to do a bunch of freaky shit to her ass and pussy (I didn't say what) and we negotiated a price and I had her strip down and get on the bed. First I had her bend over and I was poking my finger at her asshole and I knew there would be no way this mouse would be able to fit in there. So I had the * roll over and I was playing with her clit and fingering her pussy and just by feeling the looseness I knew there would be plenty of room for this mouse to climb up in her. So I got this * all nice and wet and I was like are you ready for some freaky shit? She was just like, I guess, then I pulled the mouse out the bag. She was just like what, what are you doing with that. I told her I was going to hold the mouse by the tail and have it crawl in and out of her pussy. Just to reassure her I told her I do this all the time with the other girls I pick up. I told her most of the girls kind of enjoy it. I was just like lay back down and I started rubbing her pussy. I was like I promise it won't hurt you. I got a good grip on the mouse, pinched its tail and put its head right up to her pussy. I spread this bitches pussy wide open, exposing a nice gapping hole, and this mouse crawled right up into her puss. I pinched this mouses tail and was rubbing her clit and I could just tell by the look on her face that it felt good. With me rubbing her clit and having this mouse moving around inside of her she actually had an orgasm. After she nutted I just pulled the mouse right out. This was definately the most freaky thing I've experimented with so far in my life.

Thanks for the report. Please let me know exactly who you do this with / have done this with with from now on. Thanks. I'm building a no-scoop list. Most likely, it will be etched in stone, and contain the category "Mad Humper's *es"

**Curtess** · 06-01-13 15:29

I had some business by her. Stopped and talked for 10 min about stuff. Her arm is healing after a doctor visit. Happy and hungry.

**The Mad Humper** · 06-01-13 14:46

Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting describes a sexual practice of inserting small live animals (usually gerbils but also mice, hamsters, rats and various other rodents) into the human rectum to obtain stimulation. Some variations of the legend suggest that the rodent be covered in a narcotic substance such as cocaine prior to being inserted.

I was watching this porn online the other day and I was watching this dude have a gerbel walk in and out of the asshole of this ***** he was with. This ***** was looking like she was really enjoying it. After watching that porn I decided to buy a small mouse and do some driving around looking for a ***** to try it out on. I hit fort street and I spotted this ***** lisa and I decided to scoop her up and I took her up to the motel. When we got in the room I told the ***** I wanted to do a bunch of freaky shit to her ass and pussy (I didn't say what) and we negotiated a price and I had her strip down and get on the bed. First I had her bend over and I was poking my finger at her asshole and I knew there would be no way this mouse would be able to fit in there. So I had the ***** roll over and I was playing with her clit and fingering her pussy and just by feeling the looseness I knew there would be plenty of room for this mouse to climb up in her. So I got this ***** all nice and wet and I was like are you ready for some freaky shit? She was just like, I guess, then I pulled the mouse out the bag. She was just like what, what are you doing with that. I told her I was going to hold the mouse by the tail and have it crawl in and out of her pussy. Just to reassure her I told her I do this all the time with the other girls I pick up. I told her most of the girls kind of enjoy it. I was just like lay back down and I started rubbing her pussy. I was like I promise it won't hurt you. I got a good grip on the mouse, pinched its tail and put its head right up to her pussy. I spread this bitches pussy wide open, exposing a nice gapping hole, and this mouse crawled right up into her puss. I pinched this mouses tail and was rubbing her clit and I could just tell by the look on her face that it felt good. With me rubbing her clit and having this mouse moving around inside of her she actually had an orgasm. After she nutted I just pulled the mouse right out. This was definately the most freaky thing I've experimented with so far in my life.

**Mystery Date** · 06-01-13 07:48

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

I talked to her for a while today. I feel really bad for her. I know everyone makes their own bed, but dayum. Do the drugs take away your appetite, or do they just live with hunger because the candy is more important?

Cocaine speeds up the metabolism and causes them to burn tons of calories (the "Nordic Crack" and "Stem Fast" weight-loss plans.)

When they're sick from opiate withdrawal they can't hold down food.

Making / scamming money to feed their habits consumes every waking hour and they never get around to eating.

Even stopping at the drive-thru and buying them a burger helps a little.

**KwalaBear** · 06-01-13 07:26

Meant to say "Feels like no-kids!" Not "Doesn't feel like no-kids". Sorry about that.

**KwalaBear** · 06-01-13 07:07

Forced myself to do some early AM mongering. And It was crazy fun I must admit, just not my desired time of day.

Ran into my old buddy hot blond Shana Banana on Fort! We wound up having a f*cking hot 3some when we picked up one of her GFs. I'll spare my usual porn soliloquy this time just to say. 1) it was hotter than I expected. 2) Shana looks great (platinum blond, beautiful smile, no stretch or sag, fat sexy sees, fat juicy ASS) .3) Shana is extremely freaky (energetic BBBJ with BLS while sharing the cock with GF) , and 4) Shana's cooch is snapping much tighter than before. Doesn't feel like no-kids at all!

She complained about needing to get back to her babysitter, but this was AFTER the bang, so no rush.

I have her digits, but this offer is for Shana mongers only. If you can prove to me that you know her, digits are yours. Sorry no pics. Search NR for "Paris". She's the one with only 1 review.

**Ellman** · 06-01-13 02:13

Brandy, the R. Had a date with this spinner the other day, and will probably see again.

**StreetLegal** · 06-01-13 00:08

Originally Posted by Curtess [View Original Post]

I take Fatima to dinner regularly at a bar near my place. She can eat when she wants too. Other times I'm in the area and stop to chat. Fatima tells me she just chowed down. I noticed with these girls keep getting skinnier. Maybe google can shed light on it. Last summer when I would see Chelsea I always cooked lunch and made it part of the date. Ice cream isn't empty calories to them. Offer to feed them. No lottery tax.

Very kind of you Curtess. In the end, the gals are human beings and no matter what screwed up issues they have or how much their parent'd didn't give a crap, they deserve a certain level of the "golden rule". They perform a service like anyone else. I very often will offer food and drink to a plumber or ac repairman at my house, so treat them right and they'll treat you right.

**Curtess** · 06-01-13 00:00

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

I talked to her for a while today. I feel really bad for her. I know everyone makes their own bed, but dayum. Do the drugs take away your appetite, or do they just live with hunger because the candy is more important?

I take Fatima to dinner regularly at a bar near my place. She can eat when she wants too. Other times I'm in the area and stop to chat. Fatima tells me she just chowed down. I noticed with these girls keep getting skinnier. Maybe google can shed light on it. Last summer when I would see Chelsea I always cooked lunch and made it part of the date. Ice cream isn't empty calories to them. Offer to feed them. No lottery tax.

**RoyalOaker** · 05-31-13 22:55

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

I talked to her for a while today. I feel really bad for her. I know everyone makes their own bed, but dayum. Do the drugs take away your appetite, or do they just live with hunger because the candy is more important?

I don't post on here very often, obviously from my low post count. But with that being said I agree with you about Fatima. I can't even see her anymore, she is a nice girl and yes she was quite the looker before she hit the streets, but sadly she has just become another victim of the drugs. Can't take anymore stories about the kids and her being off to rehab any day now.

**DetLurker** · 05-31-13 20:32

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

I talked to her for a while today. I feel really bad for her. I know everyone makes their own bed, but dayum. Do the drugs take away your appetite, or do they just live with hunger because the candy is more important?

Some people have to hit rock bottom before they can climb out. The hard part is surviving the stop. Remember its not the fall that kills you it's the sudden stop.