Strip Club Reports

[DetLurker]

Went to La Chambre Wednesdday night last week. Never been there and wanted to check it out. I did not have high expectation so I was not really let down. $5 to get in and no charge for parking. No VIP tax either so for $5 and a drink $7 O got to scope the place out. A few girls were walking around looking for dances (what else). One stopped by Lisa (I think) and talked for awhile. She gave me the layout of the place. So she asked if I wanted a dance I said sure why not. So we go back and we hit it for one song and she was beyond lame. I think she learned from Deja Vu or something because she was almost PG-13. So I called it quits at one and went back to the bar area. Another dancer came over and we talked. She was all about a dance and promised me a good dance. Something told me to not go and guess what I didn't. She had such a bad attitude how could she possibly give a good dance. I might try La Chambre again since it was a weekday and it's not an arm and a leg to get in. I will report again.

I will be hitting TC Saturday, some porn star is going to be there.

[Ddetroit]

Monday Memorial Day 6pm. Hailey. Says "Don't cum in my mouth" to which I remind her about COF. She acts startled and says "I can't do that, I didn't hear you". B-word! At the end of song 2 she says "C'mon you got to cum". I said WTF, I can't cum on demand. It takes time. Now she says that if I don't cum after song 3 I'm on my own. I'm getting pissed off again just thinking about it.

Here's the only win. I told her no way can I cum that fast and she has to jump on. She insists on additional. 20 and wants me to pay her now. I paid her but I really couldn't stand her anymore. She hesitates and I almost yell C'mon hop on it. She hops on for a few nice deep pumps and then proceeded to HJ me home. Sounds okay. But it sucked. I'm still not sure if she was trying to sucker me or if it was just bad communication.

Yes, she's like that. She's all smiles and charm until the money's in hand.

[PussyFactory]

Monday Memorial Day 6pm. I had one beer watching a bunch of fat, ugly chicks dancing. Lacey came by and remembered me from the week before and said "I'm still the hottest girl here". That may be true, but I like variety so I told her I was looking for something else.

My phone started ringing and I knew I had to cut my trip short. Hailey sat down and said "I have 10 minutes before I go on. Want to go to the VIP? I'm going to to suck your dick". Great I'm a hurry too. Asked how much and she said she wouldn't negotiate outside the VIP but I told her we're negotiating first. We agreed to. 80 with COF. Song 1 was dancing and grinding. Song 2 she starts BBBJ and says "Don't cum in my mouth" to which I remind her about COF. She acts startled and says "I can't do that, I didn't hear you". B-word! At the end of song 2 she says "C'mon you got to cum". I said WTF, I can't cum on demand. It takes time. Now she says that if I don't cum after song 3 I'm on my own. I'm getting pissed off again just thinking about it.

Here's the only win. I told her no way can I cum that fast and she has to jump on. She insists on additional .20 and wants me to pay her now. I paid her but I really couldn't stand her anymore. She hesitates and I almost yell C'mon hop on it. She hops on for a few nice deep pumps and then proceeded to HJ me home. I didn't tell her when I was ready and it went all over the money in her hand. Hope you guys didn't get change for a fifty or anything at H8N recently LOL.

All in all, for $ I got 3 songs with BBBJ and a touch of BBFS which sounds okay. But it sucked. I'm still not sure if she was trying to sucker me or if it was just bad communication.

Either way, I learned a good SC lesson: never be in a hurry.

[Spongebob357]

This was the second part of my day of debauchery (see Lansing Massage Parlor thread for Part 1)

I finally made my first visit to BTs. I'm more of a downscale club kinda guy (H8S, H8N, Bogies) , but the reports of the mileage here had interested me. I was not disappointed.

Having never been here, I memorized the names of the girls I knew would be sure things, and their price points. I also memorized the name of the girls to avoid.

I sat at the bar (no cover) , and bought a drink. $9. 75! Oh well, I knew the price of poker heading in.

The girl on the stage was hot, but I didn't catch her name. FWIW, the DJ sucks at this club. A strip club DJ should have one job: Making sure the customers know the names of the dancers, so they can know who to look for in the future. This guy sucked.

I watched a full rotation, and realized that the girl onstage when I first walked in was one of maybe 2 girls who interested me in looks. The other, Exstacy, approached me right when I walked in. I turned her away, but kept her in mind, as I knew from a prior post she was Greek-friendly.

Finally, the first girl took the stage again, after she took two guys to the VIP. It was Tessa! This was one of the two I was targeting / hoping would be there. I tipped her, and she came right over.

After very short small talk, we got to discussing business, and we agreed on an 8 song half and half for $1. 5 (yes, I know I probably could have knocked twenty off this, but I decided to keep her happy for a first visit)

The VIP tax was another twenty.

Tessa lead me into the VIP. She stripped, I dropped my pants, and she began teasing me. We spent a song with me feeling her up and sucking on her tits. We spent another song with me eating her out while she stood above me.

Next, two songs with her giving me a great BBBJ, with BLS and brief DATO (my request).

After that, two songs of FS in multiple positions. One short break for more BJ, and finally back to FS till completion.

Great visit.

Total cost: $150 to her, $20 for VIP, $20 for two drinks, and $8 for VIP. Under $200, which was okay by me for a first time visit with a hottie.

Dude, you are my hero! Between your massage with Micki and this report, sounds like the perfect day to me.

[Weezon]

I was thinking to try VIP with her but she got called onto stage and ended up going with Roxy, who did a great job.

Marelobo

Is Roxy a younger black girl? Haven't seen her in a while.

[Weezon]

Finally got a chance to meet the famous Mocha at Bogies. It was a total let down. While she's a cute girl with a great ass. She told me she stopped doing everything but CBJ and regular dances. I took her back and tried to talk her into more but she would not break. Never even dropped the bottoms. I asked was she on her cycle and she said no quick. I often get this from black girls because they don't want to let me know what they're doing. Hoping we can be boyfriend and girlfriend or some shit. Or maybe it's just me. I gave her. 8 for a long CBJ. I made sure it took forever and she never quit. Afterwards she started talking about how cute I was and where's the girlfriend and where did I work? I tried to be nice but she pissed me off. What I gave her she gave up for tip out like she didn't make a dime all day. She never went to VIP the whole 3 hours I was there but the other girls were busy. She kept coming by asking was I okay? Hell no byatch was what I wanted say. I told her she was mean and she hugged me and said not to say that.

Maybe I should dress down because all the sisters at bogies ask way too many questions about my career and personal life. Talking about how they only do regular dances and how I look like their baby daddies. I can get that for free. I'm not paying for that. White girls don't ask questions like that. Or maybe she was just protecting me from all the BBBJs and BBFS she has done. I'm tried of H8N and Bogies. I need a new spot that won't break the bank. I hate parking fees, $10 door fee, $20 VIP fee, and $10 beers. Coliseum is close but those damn fees. I'm going to hit it on the day shift I guess.

[Member #4812]

+1 for McKenzie and +1 for Tessa.

McKenzie may not be the girl who catches your eye when you walk into the joint, but she's got a great attitude, and performs well whether she's giving or getting. A real sweetheart. Never in a rush. Good company. Healthy girl. Takes a pounding, and enjoys it.

I keep missing Tessa lately, but can't wait for a repeat performance with FS. Girl's got a magic tongue for sure. Sounds like she rides well, too.

Thanks for the report, Downriverdude.

This was the second part of my day of debauchery (see Lansing Massage Parlor thread for Part 1)

I finally made my first visit to BTs. I'm more of a downscale club kinda guy (H8S, H8N, Bogies) , but the reports of the mileage here had interested me. I was not disappointed.

Having never been here, I memorized the names of the girls I knew would be sure things, and their price points. I also memorized the name of the girls to avoid.

I sat at the bar (no cover) , and bought a drink. $9. 75! Oh well, I knew the price of poker heading in.

The girl on the stage was hot, but I didn't catch her name. FWIW, the DJ sucks at this club. A strip club DJ should have one job: Making sure the customers know the names of the dancers, so they can know who to look for in the future. This guy sucked.

I watched a full rotation, and realized that the girl onstage when I first walked in was one of maybe 2 girls who interested me in looks. The other, Exstacy, approached me right when I walked in. I turned her away, but kept her in mind, as I knew from a prior post she was Greek-friendly.

Finally, the first girl took the stage again, after she took two guys to the VIP. It was Tessa! This was one of the two I was targeting / hoping would be there. I tipped her, and she came right over.

After very short small talk, we got to discussing business, and we agreed on an 8 song half and half for $1. 5 (yes, I know I probably could have knocked twenty off this, but I decided to keep her happy for a first visit)

The VIP tax was another twenty.

Tessa lead me into the VIP. She stripped, I dropped my pants, and she began teasing me. We spent a song with me feeling her up and sucking on her tits. We spent another song with me eating her out while she stood above me.

Next, two songs with her giving me a great BBBJ, with BLS and brief DATO (my request).

After that, two songs of FS in multiple positions. One short break for more BJ, and finally back to FS till completion.

Great visit.

Total cost: $150 to her, $20 for VIP, $20 for two drinks, and $8 for VIP. Under $200, which was okay by me for a first time visit with a hottie.

[HeywoodJablomi]

I arrived at BT's at 10:30 and there were about 22 dancers (three 8's, allot of 7's, and a few 6's) working with about 30 customers. In the hour and a half that I was there I was approached by 5 different dancers and I ended up negotiating FS with Victoria (early 20's, white, dark hair, taller height, slim body with A-cup tits) for $.3 total. In the VIP I used my fingers to warm Victoria up and then she performed BBBJ on me which was decent. I slapped on a cover for some CG, then K9, back to CG, and a BBBJCIM finish that she spit out. Victoria got very wet and she was vocal and energetic during the unrushed session. Other costs were. 10 admission, .20 VIP tax, and. 0875 for a beer with tip.

+1 I've had GFEs with her, and man that girl loves to party and make out and ride. It's too bad that her BJ skills aren't up there with the Tessas and Nessas of the SC world, but she more than makes up for it with raw horniness.

[Jooop]

Edit: while finishing up my first and only beer, I saw a cute black dancer that I've seen often during the week. I skipped the small talk and asked her for a dance. Long extra curly hair, great skin, perky Bs, and the legendary ass that I love on thin black girls! We made no talk of extras, but after a nice dance she pulled out my little pipe wrench and started with a nice BBBJ. I interrupted her and asked for a price first. She said $1. I said deal if you sit on it too. She agreed and finished the song with the oral dictation. Went through 3 or 4 more songs in multiple positions. Great round firm ass! I don't remember her name, but she normally works every day during the week except Tuesday. Based on my description she should be pretty easy to spot.

Plumber what club.

[Sevup]

This is an overdue report on Lila. She's about a 5'3 or 5'4 lean mixed race girl with perky A cups. Nice to look at, but only so-so in the VIP in my experience. She had a very businesslike attitude and gave a rushed BBBJ for 100 that included some strange side-to-side technique and ended with her clamping down and restricting the flow of my blast and my pleasure. I hate that. I understand why girls do it. They don't want cum flying everywhere. But guess what? It feels good to let it fly. And feeling good is what we're paying for. I won't repeat unless I have no better options and can negotiate a more free flowing finish.

Had a similar experience with Lila a few weeks ago. Met her a few months ago and had a decent experience. We exchanged numbers, she texts a few times / wk letting me know she's working. Finally caught up to her and she was very rushed and lackluster with the service. The price is right but won't make a special trip to see her in the future

[HeywoodJablomi]

This is an overdue report on Lila. She's about a 5'3 or 5'4 lean mixed race girl with perky A cups. Nice to look at, but only so-so in the VIP in my experience. She had a very businesslike attitude and gave a rushed BBBJ for 100 that included some strange side-to-side technique and ended with her clamping down and restricting the flow of my blast and my pleasure. I hate that. I understand why girls do it. They don't want cum flying everywhere. But guess what? It feels good to let it fly. And feeling good is what we're paying for. I won't repeat unless I have no better options and can negotiate a more free flowing finish.

[HeywoodJablomi]

I sat at a table near the stage (the side by the bathrooms) and shortly after I received my drink Mckenzie (mid 20's, white, brunette, curvy body, gorgeous eyes) approached me and we chatted for a long time, the girl loves to talk and she has a great attitude. She mentioned that she had just shortly arrived at work for the night. We ended up getting to the service subject and she initially wanted $$ and we finally agreed on $.3 total for FS (which ended up being GFE). In the VIP we started off by feeling each other up and then we did lots of DFK and then I fingered her while we were kissing. She asked me to sit down and she pulled my jeans and underwear down and pulled my rod out then she provided an excellent BJ with lots of licking and deep throating and allot of eye contact throughout. She placed a cover on my rod and we started with K9 and I railed her hard and she got soaking wet fast and she was vocal. After 2 songs of K9 she did some PTM action and then she climbed on for some CG, she road it like a champ and we made out some more and she screamed when she came which was very hot. After 2 songs of CG I finished inside her, she climbed off my rod and pulled the cover off and cleaned the cum off my rod with her mouth which was very nice. Mckenzie gave me a hug afterwards and told me that she had a great time and not to be a stranger. . After Tessa was done with her stage set she stopped by and we chatted for while and she was fun to talk with. We eventually arrived to the service subject and she wanted $.5 for FS and we ended up agreeing on $.3 total for 6 songs worth of FS action. In the VIP Tessa gave me a warm up dance which was hot and then I fingered her kitty and she came. Tessa then asked me to sit down and she pulled my rod out my jeans and underwear and gave me an excellent BBBJ with lots of eye contact throughout, god that girl can work miracles with her tongue. After 2 songs worth of BBBJ she placed a cover on my rod and we started with K9 (she told me to start slow because my rod is big) and she got wet fast and I started to pound her hard and she ended up cumming and yelled after 2 songs worth of action. We did CG next and she started off slow and then she really started to ride me hard and take it in deep, we had lots of eye contact throughout with allot of smiling at each other and then after a song of riding she came again. She told me that I had one more song to finish so she climbed off my rod and pulled off the cover and gave me a BBBJ and I finished insider her mouth and she swallowed my load. After we were done she said that she enjoyed our session and that I wore her out and she wanted to go home for the night, I was also spent for the night.

+1 for McKenzie and +1 for Tessa.

McKenzie may not be the girl who catches your eye when you walk into the joint, but she's got a great attitude, and performs well whether she's giving or getting. A real sweetheart. Never in a rush. Good company. Healthy girl. Takes a pounding, and enjoys it.

I keep missing Tessa lately, but can't wait for a repeat performance with FS. Girl's got a magic tongue for sure. Sounds like she rides well, too.

Thanks for the report, Downriverdude.

[Downriverdude]

Toy Chest Saturday Night:

I arrived at the bar at 9:30 and there were about 20 dancers (two 9's, four 8's, and allot of 7's) working with about 15 customers. Shortly after I sat at the bar area Cody (mid 20's, white, blonde, a slightly curvy body, overall a hot dancer) approached me and I told her that I wanted to hang out for a while, this was so I could check out the entire roster. After 10 minutes of hanging out a tall white mid twenties brunette (I didn't catch her name) pulled up a chair and sat next to me and she rubbed my back, neck, and then did the under the table handshake. The brunette mentioned that she just arrived at work and she was ready to have a good time, shortly after she was called to the stage so away she went. On stage she was looking at me most of the time and waving and smacking her ass and she showed me her snatch a few times, a few dancers approached me while I was watching the show but I told them that I was waiting for someone. When the brunette was done with her dance set she came back and started kissing me at the bar and she whispered to me that she wanted to provide me with the best sex that I've ever had, I told her that was a very tall mountain to climb but we could give it a whirl. We ended up negotiating FS for $.3 total. Once we arrived in the VIP we did lots of DFK and I fingered her to get her wet. Next she pulled my rod out for some standing BBBJ and she went crazy on it, deep throating it and licking the top and then sucking my sack. I put on a cover and we started with K9 and she was fairly tight and she got soaking wet fast (she was very vocal throughout) , I gave her a few slaps on the ass while I was railing her and it echoed like thunder. CG was next and she rode it like a champ and she was talking dirty which is always hot. I ended up finish inside her and she keep riding me for a few more minutes. It wasn't the best sex of my life but overall it was pretty fucking hot. When we were done I went to the men's room and cleaned up and then I returned to the bar area and ordered a coke and after 10 minutes of hanging out Autumn (early 20's, white, brunette, a spinner with B-cup tits) came up and sat next to me. We chatted for awhile and she mentioned that she just started working at the Toy Chest that week and she didn't really like it there, she is a very sweet girl. Eventually she had to go on stage for her dance set but we did start to talk about extras and she said that she is BJ only and she only does it with certain guys that she likes, always a good line. Autumn returned after her dance set and we ended up negotiating a BJ for $ total, which is alittle high. In the VIP Autumn told me that I couldn't cum in her mouth. Then she pulled my rod out and started out slow and licked the top and then did some deep throating, overall her skills were decent. After about 4 songs I was ready to let loose and I told her and she pulled it out of her mouth and she used a napkin to catch my load. After we were done she hugged me and said goodbye. Total time at the bar was 2. 5 hours. Other costs were. 06 valet, .075 for a beer with tip, .06 for a coke with tip, and 2 X. 10 for VIP taxes.

BT's Sunday Night:

I arrived at the bar at 9:30 and there were about 22 dancers working (five 8's, allot of 7's, and a few 6's) with about 20 customers. I sat at a table near the stage (the side by the bathrooms) and shortly after I received my drink Mckenzie (mid 20's, white, brunette, curvy body, gorgeous eyes) approached me and we chatted for a long time, the girl loves to talk and she has a great attitude. She mentioned that she had just shortly arrived at work for the night. We ended up getting to the service subject and she initially wanted $$ and we finally agreed on $.3 total for FS (which ended up being GFE). In the VIP we started off by feeling each other up and then we did lots of DFK and then I fingered her while we were kissing. She asked me to sit down and she pulled my jeans and underwear down and pulled my rod out then she provided an excellent BJ with lots of licking and deep throating and allot of eye contact throughout. She placed a cover on my rod and we started with K9 and I railed her hard and she got soaking wet fast and she was vocal. After 2 songs of K9 she did some PTM action and then she climbed on for some CG, she road it like a champ and we made out some more and she screamed when she came which was very hot. After 2 songs of CG I finished inside her, she climbed off my rod and pulled the cover off and cleaned the cum off my rod with her mouth which was very nice. Mckenzie gave me a hug afterwards and told me that she had a great time and not to be a stranger. With all the hot dancers there and money still left in my wallet I figured that I would see what else I could get myself into so I went to the men's room to clean up and then I returned to my table. I hung out for about 30 minutes and I was approached by 2 different dancers during that time that I wasn't interested in, also Mckenzie stopped by for a few minutes to chat and then Courtney (early 20's, white, brunette, a very cute little spinner) approached me just as Tessa (early to mid 20's, white, brunette, taller height with a tight body) was on stage checking me out. Courtney wanted $$$ for FS and wouldn't budge, she offered to introduce me to one of her dancer friends that may have a lower rate but I declined. After Tessa was done with her stage set she stopped by and we chatted for while and she was fun to talk with. We eventually arrived to the service subject and she wanted $.5 for FS and we ended up agreeing on $.3 total for 6 songs worth of FS action. In the VIP Tessa gave me a warm up dance which was hot and then I fingered her kitty and she came. Tessa then asked me to sit down and she pulled my rod out my jeans and underwear and gave me an excellent BBBJ with lots of eye contact throughout, god that girl can work miracles with her tongue. After 2 songs worth of BBBJ she placed a cover on my rod and we started with K9 (she told me to start slow because my rod is big) and she got wet fast and I started to pound her hard and she ended up cumming and yelled after 2 songs worth of action. We did CG next and she started off slow and then she really started to ride me hard and take it in deep, we had lots of eye contact throughout with allot of smiling at each other and then after a song of riding she came again. She told me that I had one more song to finish so she climbed off my rod and pulled off the cover and gave me a BBBJ and I finished insider her mouth and she swallowed my load. After we were done she said that she enjoyed our session and that I wore her out and she wanted to go home for the night, I was also spent for the night. Total time at the bar was just under 2. 5 hours. Other costs were. 10 admission fee, .0875 for a coke with tip, and 2 X. 20 for VIP taxes.

Overall it was an excellent holiday weekend full of smoking hot action with sexy girls that I won't forget anytime soon. BTW, sorry for all the details in this report but I know that some forum members enjoy them.

[HeywoodJablomi]

Recently saw Angel dancing at BTs again. For more about her and her OTC business partners, see post #4267 in the BP forum. She looks great and likes to make her nice tits bounce on stage. Other than that she seems like a waste of time at best, possibly worse. She only offers a very limited and high priced menu ITC, but is full of (probably false) promises for OTC services, which might get you robbed. I saw some poor monger taking her back to the VIP, and thought to myself that I hope he negotiated a clear deal in advance. Nope. Less than five minutes later, I see that he's done with the VIP and is complaining to management. Soon afterwards, she was out the door for the evening.

[DetLurker]

Came into the TC around 11:30pm. I had stopped going because of the $20 VIP tax. Good News it is now $10. Still hate the tax but at $10 it is tolerable. The place was really hopping. The dancers were doing their thing on stage. Some guy was on stage for his bachelor party. Girls were on stage giving him a good spanking. I tall blonde was on stage but did not like the spanking so she plopped her ass on the stage with her legs hanging off and slide right in to my lap. Now that was freaking hot to me. She reminded me of the blonde woman from BSG. So we talked cuddled up doing to rubs here and there her name is Cody. The bad was that she had to go on stage and she never came back. Her loss. So after a while a spinner who know how to work the pole (not mine) go on stage. I love good pole work and I always tip them for it. So I tip her and she asked if I wanted company I said fuck yeah. So she comes over.

Laura sat on my lap and we talk. I know some guys don't like the sit in your lap thing but I do. I like that over the H8 handshake or one time at Bogarts some dance stood there talking to me trying to pinch my nipples. Had to shoo her away. So we talked and decided to get a dance. We get settled in and she was freaking hot. Rubs in the right places mutual touching she was just tight in all the right places. Nice tits and ass. She did not offer a menu and I can't say I was unhappy. She gave the perfect erotic dance. It's the kind of dance you get and then go home and fuck the shit out of your girl. When she asks what brought that on tell her the truth. She will send you back.

Recap: $10 door charge, $10 VIP (down from $20). I do not know the charge for the big private room. Dancers were the best quality I have seen yet, nothing less than 7. 5. Drink prices are the same like $7.$8. Shots at $6. I will start going back to the TC on a more regular bases.