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[Rntintheoc]

So I went a stretch with no visits to any HE joints, but damn if the bug didn't bite me again. Just hit my 3rd place in the last week or two. Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.

No sooner did I post the question about improved massage services that I received a half-assed massage. The kind where she just pushes down on me all over. This time is was 'Shaney' (or something like that) from Belle Vie, but she got the job done in the end. Adequate at best, but DAMN, Chanel at the front desk. WOW! H. O. T.

[Orion1938]

I agree. I don't get out as much as I did. But when I do, I almost always get a decent rub at the HE places. Found a new one in Santa Ana yesterday that did just that. Report later.

Some House of Horizontal Happiness are employing certified employees to appear legit. These trained ones share their learned knowledge, thus the improvement in some cases.

Be safe,

[Greenhornet57]

Decided to go out of the typical laguna / lake forest AMPs and head out to Stanton. Tried this place called delight, which, I almost aborted since the entrance was pretty much out in the open and not exactly discrete in the area. Paid the entrance fee, used their shower (which was pretty much a small closet). And was very surprised to get a latina masseuse! I fully expected the typical AMP (viet, or Chinese provider). So that's already a bonus right there. Massage was very light / medium, so I would say about soso. That would be my fault for not specifying, but she did some teasing. The tiny towel that was used to cover you up came off, and then the flip. HE was average, nothing to write home about. But I think if I do a few repeats there, she may warm up to me some and it'll be a bit better, so I'm going to definitely try to repeat a few times. Face was a 7, body was a litte curvy, but that's how I like them anyways (Personal preference. I'm sick of stick like spinners with bolt ons). After it was done she continued on with the massage, cleaned me up, and I was good to go. No talk of tip at all anytime during the massage (a refreshing change from most Viet providers). Tipped the standard. 4

[Ib Mike]

Before I got into the hobby, most of my massage experience was at resorts, Dr offices, etc. When I started to frequent AMP's, independents, etc, I always thought the massages were pretty poor, but since they weren't my reason for being there I didn't care. Lately, it seems like the massages I've gotten at HE places have been MUCH improved. I'm not sure if my bar has been lowered since I haven't done a lot of legit massages for several years, or if I've been lucky lately, or if the AMP's are simply improving their services in tough times. Anyone have any thoughts on that?

I agree. I don't get out as much as I did. But when I do, I almost always get a decent rub at the HE places. Found a new one in Santa Ana yesterday that did just that. Report later.

[AsianFan]

Before I got into the hobby, most of my massage experience was at resorts, Dr offices, etc. When I started to frequent AMP's, independents, etc, I always thought the massages were pretty poor, but since they weren't my reason for being there I didn't care. Lately, it seems like the massages I've gotten at HE places have been MUCH improved. I'm not sure if my bar has been lowered since I haven't done a lot of legit massages for several years, or if I've been lucky lately, or if the AMP's are simply improving their services in tough times. Anyone have any thoughts on that?

Just a thought, but since the state began requiring Techs to have licenses, perhaps that has caused the improvement, at least in the places that are legit. One provider that I knew several years ago went through the training and got her license and retired from being a provider. She only works at legit places now per her friend who I still see occasionally.

AF

[Greenhornet57]

I have this theory based on personal experience, that any place with coupons are generally not HE establishments. I'm sure there are many exceptions to this rule, but so far everyone that I've tried that are cheaper are legit.

I think only one place, I did actually score an HE, and it did have a coupon. But she was pretty old, and I'd like to forget it ever happened =)

I went by 123 Muirlands today, but had a 20 minute wait. While waiting, I check the OCR sitting on the table and see a new place advertising "Hot Girls" off Lambert and $10 off for first timers. I figured I hadn't introduced any new places to the forum in a while, and wanted to hit Philly Best, so decided to check it out. Sucker. Tee was late-30's and gave a really good massage, but was very careful about the towel and offered no play. At all. Not even a tease. Move on.

[Rntintheoc]

Before I got into the hobby, most of my massage experience was at resorts, Dr offices, etc. When I started to frequent AMP's, independents, etc, I always thought the massages were pretty poor, but since they weren't my reason for being there I didn't care. Lately, it seems like the massages I've gotten at HE places have been MUCH improved. I'm not sure if my bar has been lowered since I haven't done a lot of legit massages for several years, or if I've been lucky lately, or if the AMP's are simply improving their services in tough times. Anyone have any thoughts on that?

[Rntintheoc]

I went by 123 Muirlands today, but had a 20 minute wait. While waiting, I check the OCR sitting on the table and see a new place advertising "Hot Girls" off Lambert and $10 off for first timers. I figured I hadn't introduced any new places to the forum in a while, and wanted to hit Philly Best, so decided to check it out. Sucker. Tee was late-30's and gave a really good massage, but was very careful about the towel and offered no play. At all. Not even a tease. Move on.

[Huumm]

I told her I only had $120, but she turn me down, So I had to put my clothes back on and got extra $20 from Car.

Service 7

Wow. She's firmed then. Let a potential customer walk out to get $20 more even when he's already undressed. Geez. Hope you had a great time after all. On the side notes, I'll try the C&C this Memorial's weekend. Hope they do open.

[Bushman426]

Phoebe was Firm on $140 for FS, I only had $120 in my pocket after $40 entry fee and left my wallet in my car.

I told her I only had $120, but she turn me down, So I had to put my clothes back on and got extra $20 from Car.

Look 9.

Body 10.

Attitude 8.

Service 7

I've never let them send me for more money. Besides having my budget, I don't want to think that they make ALL the rules. If we can't come to an agreement, I get dressed and get my entrance fee back. Works almost every time, MMS will take them aside and then we are on again.

[Inboundhot]

Been reading about Jo Jie from various sites. Different reports regarding to their fees FS. Some said at least 1. 4 firm and some said 1. 0 The only consistence is the quality of the LOOK of the girls. They are considered the best in OC. But again, it's very subjective and I guess it depends on the taste of people. Anyone who is Asian that tried these girls? If not, I'll have to do my own research and let the fellow Asian know their look quality.

Phoebe was Firm on $140 for FS, I only had $120 in my pocket after $40 entry fee and left my wallet in my car.

I told her I only had $120, but she turn me down, So I had to put my clothes back on and got extra $20 from Car.

Look 9.

Body 10.

Attitude 8.

Service 7

[Rntintheoc]

Thanks for the laugh. And I thought the kimchi burps were bad.

Anyways, the Franklin got me a 15 min massage, titty sucking, HJ, and the most pungent whiff of gas I have ever smelled. During the HJ she cut one and I swear, I kept smelling it throughout the day.

I sure am going to miss Caribbean.

[Huumm]

I don't understand Jo Jie. In and out in 10 minutes with an robotic hand job from a skinny assed young girl fully clothed. The whole time I'm thinking to myself that I would have a better time at home jerking off. It's relatively cheap, but still not worth $ in my opinion. I'm sticking with HX.

Been reading about Jo Jie from various sites. Different reports regarding to their fees FS. Some said at least 1. 4 firm and some said 1. 0 The only consistence is the quality of the LOOK of the girls. They are considered the best in OC. But again, it's very subjective and I guess it depends on the taste of people. Anyone who is Asian that tried these girls? If not, I'll have to do my own research and let the fellow Asian know their look quality.

[Kampfire]

Anyways, the Franklin got me a 15 min massage, titty sucking, HJ, and the most pungent whiff of gas I have ever smelled. During the HJ she cut one and I swear, I kept smelling it throughout the day.

Lmao. I'd have been pissed. Funniest thing I've read all day, thanks.

[FunTrust]

[QUOTE=Jon Jones; 1765977]Probably the most off-topic post you'll ever read but I had to comment on Karen Carpenter. She actually wasn't buried there. She was in an above ground tomb for over twenty years until her body was moved to somewhere in LA County a few years ago. I asked one of the employees why and he said there was one nutty fan that would write long letters to Karen and leave them on the floor. Then one day he was caught jerking off into the flowers. The employee said that he couldn't say that was the reason her body was moved but it probably was a contributing factor.

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I was not jerking off, her ghost developed a crush on me and gave me a BJ. They moved her body to my back yard, we are very happy. The employee was just not a fan of mixed life and dead relationships."