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[Greenhornet57]

I have this theory based on personal experience, that any place with coupons are generally not HE establishments. I'm sure there are many exceptions to this rule, but so far everyone that I've tried that are cheaper are legit.

I think only one place, I did actually score an HE, and it did have a coupon. But she was pretty old, and I'd like to forget it ever happened =)

I went by 123 Muirlands today, but had a 20 minute wait. While waiting, I check the OCR sitting on the table and see a new place advertising "Hot Girls" off Lambert and $10 off for first timers. I figured I hadn't introduced any new places to the forum in a while, and wanted to hit Philly Best, so decided to check it out. Sucker. Tee was late-30's and gave a really good massage, but was very careful about the towel and offered no play. At all. Not even a tease. Move on.

[Rntintheoc]

Before I got into the hobby, most of my massage experience was at resorts, Dr offices, etc. When I started to frequent AMP's, independents, etc, I always thought the massages were pretty poor, but since they weren't my reason for being there I didn't care. Lately, it seems like the massages I've gotten at HE places have been MUCH improved. I'm not sure if my bar has been lowered since I haven't done a lot of legit massages for several years, or if I've been lucky lately, or if the AMP's are simply improving their services in tough times. Anyone have any thoughts on that?

[Rntintheoc]

I went by 123 Muirlands today, but had a 20 minute wait. While waiting, I check the OCR sitting on the table and see a new place advertising "Hot Girls" off Lambert and $10 off for first timers. I figured I hadn't introduced any new places to the forum in a while, and wanted to hit Philly Best, so decided to check it out. Sucker. Tee was late-30's and gave a really good massage, but was very careful about the towel and offered no play. At all. Not even a tease. Move on.

[Huumm]

I told her I only had $120, but she turn me down, So I had to put my clothes back on and got extra $20 from Car.

Service 7

Wow. She's firmed then. Let a potential customer walk out to get $20 more even when he's already undressed. Geez. Hope you had a great time after all. On the side notes, I'll try the C&C this Memorial's weekend. Hope they do open.

[Bushman426]

Phoebe was Firm on $140 for FS, I only had $120 in my pocket after $40 entry fee and left my wallet in my car.

I told her I only had $120, but she turn me down, So I had to put my clothes back on and got extra $20 from Car.

Look 9.

Body 10.

Attitude 8.

Service 7

I've never let them send me for more money. Besides having my budget, I don't want to think that they make ALL the rules. If we can't come to an agreement, I get dressed and get my entrance fee back. Works almost every time, MMS will take them aside and then we are on again.

[Inboundhot]

Been reading about Jo Jie from various sites. Different reports regarding to their fees FS. Some said at least 1. 4 firm and some said 1. 0 The only consistence is the quality of the LOOK of the girls. They are considered the best in OC. But again, it's very subjective and I guess it depends on the taste of people. Anyone who is Asian that tried these girls? If not, I'll have to do my own research and let the fellow Asian know their look quality.

Phoebe was Firm on $140 for FS, I only had $120 in my pocket after $40 entry fee and left my wallet in my car.

I told her I only had $120, but she turn me down, So I had to put my clothes back on and got extra $20 from Car.

Look 9.

Body 10.

Attitude 8.

Service 7

[Rntintheoc]

Thanks for the laugh. And I thought the kimchi burps were bad.

Anyways, the Franklin got me a 15 min massage, titty sucking, HJ, and the most pungent whiff of gas I have ever smelled. During the HJ she cut one and I swear, I kept smelling it throughout the day.

I sure am going to miss Caribbean.

[Huumm]

I don't understand Jo Jie. In and out in 10 minutes with an robotic hand job from a skinny assed young girl fully clothed. The whole time I'm thinking to myself that I would have a better time at home jerking off. It's relatively cheap, but still not worth $ in my opinion. I'm sticking with HX.

Been reading about Jo Jie from various sites. Different reports regarding to their fees FS. Some said at least 1. 4 firm and some said 1. 0 The only consistence is the quality of the LOOK of the girls. They are considered the best in OC. But again, it's very subjective and I guess it depends on the taste of people. Anyone who is Asian that tried these girls? If not, I'll have to do my own research and let the fellow Asian know their look quality.

[Kampfire]

Anyways, the Franklin got me a 15 min massage, titty sucking, HJ, and the most pungent whiff of gas I have ever smelled. During the HJ she cut one and I swear, I kept smelling it throughout the day.

Lmao. I'd have been pissed. Funniest thing I've read all day, thanks.

[FunTrust]

[QUOTE=Jon Jones; 1765977]Probably the most off-topic post you'll ever read but I had to comment on Karen Carpenter. She actually wasn't buried there. She was in an above ground tomb for over twenty years until her body was moved to somewhere in LA County a few years ago. I asked one of the employees why and he said there was one nutty fan that would write long letters to Karen and leave them on the floor. Then one day he was caught jerking off into the flowers. The employee said that he couldn't say that was the reason her body was moved but it probably was a contributing factor.

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I was not jerking off, her ghost developed a crush on me and gave me a BJ. They moved her body to my back yard, we are very happy. The employee was just not a fan of mixed life and dead relationships."

[SCJohn]

Probably the most off-topic post you'll ever read but I had to comment on Karen Carpenter. She actually wasn't buried there. She was in an above ground tomb for over twenty years until her body was moved to somewhere in LA County a few years ago. I asked one of the employees why and he said there was one nutty fan that would write long letters to Karen and leave them on the floor. Then one day he was caught jerking off into the flowers. The employee said that he couldn't say that was the reason her body was moved but it probably was a contributing factor.

I don't know why Eddy Cochran's there since he didn't have any OC connection that I'm aware of.

Jon,

Thanks for the trivia. Now I don't feel like I've wasted hours of my life reading this site!

[Jon Jones]

Probably the most off-topic post you'll ever read but I had to comment on Karen Carpenter. She actually wasn't buried there. She was in an above ground tomb for over twenty years until her body was moved to somewhere in LA County a few years ago. I asked one of the employees why and he said there was one nutty fan that would write long letters to Karen and leave them on the floor. Then one day he was caught jerking off into the flowers. The employee said that he couldn't say that was the reason her body was moved but it probably was a contributing factor.

I don't know why Eddy Cochran's there since he didn't have any OC connection that I'm aware of.

[SirMister]

I am still laughing at the previous report. I am sure the Marquis de Sade would have loved that session. You see, he was into tarts farting onto his face, the smellier the better!

I saw a BP massage section post for a place on Lincoln across from Forest Lawn. BTW did you guys know Karen Carpenter was buried here? And also one of my musical heroes, Eddy Cochran the rockabilly guitar player.

The place was called Trinity Spa. It seems to serve as a legit beauty salon, however they do full body massage. My session was pretty standard, the place was quiet and away from the craziness of Beach Blvd and the like. The massage was Swedish style with an emphasis on a cmt type of style. There was some teasing & relief as well. But no farting. (haha)

Once in a while I fiend out nearby at HG Casino and this place may serve as a future luck changer for me.

Happy mongering.

Trinity has been there for a while now.

Mostly HE, I think in the past some of the gals their provided FS.

I went there not long ago. And got this really ugly V gal probably mid 40's with a crapload of makeup. I told her I was looking for the owner. Wasn't there. So I said okay I'll come back next time. And left.

[SlappySalami]

I am still laughing at the previous report. I am sure the Marquis de Sade would have loved that session. You see, he was into tarts farting onto his face, the smellier the better!

I saw a BP massage section post for a place on Lincoln across from Forest Lawn. BTW did you guys know Karen Carpenter was buried here? And also one of my musical heroes, Eddy Cochran the rockabilly guitar player.

The place was called Trinity Spa. It seems to serve as a legit beauty salon, however they do full body massage. My session was pretty standard, the place was quiet and away from the craziness of Beach Blvd and the like. The massage was Swedish style with an emphasis on a cmt type of style. There was some teasing & relief as well. But no farting. (haha)

Once in a while I fiend out nearby at HG Casino and this place may serve as a future luck changer for me.

Happy mongering.

[Ocbarbarian]

Looks like Caribbean is closed. Not sure if LE or the city had something to do with it, but I lost my ATF provider. If anyone knows where Lilah went, please share. She is one bad ass latina.

I took the Franklin I had intended to use at Caribbean and drove over to Lovely. I walk in and was greeted by a 20 year old asian hottie wearing tight ass little shorts."I scored, I told myself." She leads me to my room where I undress and lay down anxiously awaiting her return. To my disappointment an older viet lady walks in. I asked for the other girl, but I'm told "she can't massage you because she on her" and I hear mumbling. Period maybe? Anyways, the Franklin got me a 15 min massage, titty sucking, HJ, and the most pungent whiff of gas I have ever smelled. During the HJ she cut one and I swear, I kept smelling it throughout the day.

I sure am going to miss Caribbean.