Negative Escort Reviews

**Michael Caffey** · 05-22-13 23:10

I had given her a thoughtful, accurate, and scathing Review several years ago. (pre-grillwork)

Definitely could have saved you from that headache. I defy anyone To find a deader, more unenthusiastic, robotic fish with a stronger fetish for rushing and rip-off. I would have been happier with a cash-and-dash girl. At least rob a man honestly.

You all have been warned. Again.

Originally Posted by IinnerStrength [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...res-21/8284376

She's working with Lanni in a location not fit for living on the East side (Extremely dirty and stinks of weed). Pretty sure that's all I need to say. Don't be an idiot like I was. I saw her about 2 weeks ago. Was rushed and opted to leave, rather than see what would happen if I stuck around. She doesn't show teeth in her pics because she has a "grill" on her lower teeth. Yes, a gold "grill". My first true "rip off" experience.

-IS

**OldPumper** · 05-22-13 22:05

Originally Posted by IinnerStrength [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...res-21/8284376

She's working with Lanni in a location not fit for living on the East side (Extremely dirty and stinks of weed). Pretty sure that's all I need to say. Don't be an idiot like I was. I saw her about 2 weeks ago. Was rushed and opted to leave, rather than see what would happen if I stuck around. She doesn't show teeth in her pics because she has a "grill" on her lower teeth. Yes, a gold "grill". My first true "rip off" experience.

-IS

Damn shame,

I saw her a couple of times long ago when she went by the name Bella.

Her body was very, very nice and I really enjoyed boning her, she was very sweet to me back then also as I recall.

She may be still worth the lay if she gets from around Lanni and Starr!

If she's running with Lanni now she's sure to be into heavy drugs by now because Lanni is the Queen of coke heads.

Thanks for the heads up IS.

OP

**IinnerStrength** · 05-21-13 19:28

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...res-21/8284376

She's working with Lanni in a location not fit for living on the East side (Extremely dirty and stinks of weed). Pretty sure that's all I need to say. Don't be an idiot like I was. I saw her about 2 weeks ago. Was rushed and opted to leave, rather than see what would happen if I stuck around. She doesn't show teeth in her pics because she has a "grill" on her lower teeth. Yes, a gold "grill". My first true "rip off" experience.

-IS

**SC James** · 05-12-13 10:08

Originally Posted by OliverOil [View Original Post]

Have been reading the reports on Heather for some time and decided to take the plunge. The good, the pics are accurate. She's tall and in great shape, a pretty lady no doubt. The bad, she's not GFE, by a long shot. She's still into the flogging and the prostate massage.

My experience matches the first reviews here, started with a body rub, then the flogging offer and finally prostate service. If I had gone there for the body rub, it would have fine but it was supposed to be the escort service. She told me at one point that we hobbyists consider women as "pieces of meat" and that really bothered me. I never was able to put her at ease.

The finale was the alarm clock going off and the announcement that we had 1 minute left. Talk about a mood killer. It's a shame as she's a very attractive women, perhaps we just didn't click or a case of YMMV. I won't be going back and can't recommend her with all the many other great ladies here. If you still must go, see for yourself, go for the body rub nor the escort service.

Ok, I have read the clock watching reports, but I can't even imagine somebody using an alarm clock? WTF! She sounded freaky I kind of good way before, but this. Not so much.

**NedleyMandingo** · 05-12-13 00:42

Definitely, Heather fell way out of my top 10 list after reading that. No way I will be seeing her!

Originally Posted by Vino 7373 [View Original Post]

I don't know if I'll ever go to see a Heather. You've got Heather of Winter Park, the one that's used the same pics for years, is terrible, and hates men. We've got another Heather that gives lousy service, a couple of Heather rip-offs over the years, and now this Heather.

I take what OliverOil says absolutely. His rep is stellar among providers and on this board. I mean, even his negative review is done with grace and reservation. If this shit happened to him, there's no need for anyone to go see this girl. I mean damn, a fucking alarm clock? You've got to be kidding me.

**Vino 7373** · 05-12-13 00:27

Originally Posted by OliverOil [View Original Post]

Have been reading the reports on Heather for some time and decided to take the plunge. The good, the pics are accurate. She's tall and in great shape, a pretty lady no doubt. The bad, she's not GFE, by a long shot. She's still into the flogging and the prostate massage.

My experience matches the first reviews here, started with a body rub, then the flogging offer and finally prostate service. If I had gone there for the body rub, it would have fine but it was supposed to be the escort service. She told me at one point that we hobbyists consider women as "pieces of meat" and that really bothered me. I never was able to put her at ease.

The finale was the alarm clock going off and the announcement that we had 1 minute left. Talk about a mood killer. It's a shame as she's a very attractive women, perhaps we just didn't click or a case of YMMV. I won't be going back and can't recommend her with all the many other great ladies here. If you still must go, see for yourself, go for the body rub nor the escort service.

I don't know if I'll ever go to see a Heather. You've got Heather of Winter Park, the one that's used the same pics for years, is terrible, and hates men. We've got another Heather that gives lousy service, a couple of Heather rip-offs over the years, and now this Heather.

I take what OliverOil says absolutely. His rep is stellar among providers and on this board. I mean, even his negative review is done with grace and reservation. If this shit happened to him, there's no need for anyone to go see this girl. I mean damn, a fucking alarm clock? You've got to be kidding me.

**OliverOil** · 05-11-13 22:00

Have been reading the reports on Heather for some time and decided to take the plunge. The good, the pics are accurate. She's tall and in great shape, a pretty lady no doubt. The bad, she's not GFE, by a long shot. She's still into the flogging and the prostate massage.

My experience matches the first reviews here, started with a body rub, then the flogging offer and finally prostate service. If I had gone there for the body rub, it would have fine but it was supposed to be the escort service. She told me at one point that we hobbyists consider women as "pieces of meat" and that really bothered me. I never was able to put her at ease.

The finale was the alarm clock going off and the announcement that we had 1 minute left. Talk about a mood killer. It's a shame as she's a very attractive women, perhaps we just didn't click or a case of YMMV. I won't be going back and can't recommend her with all the many other great ladies here. If you still must go, see for yourself, go for the body rub nor the escort service.

**Jesse54** · 04-18-13 19:41

Originally Posted by Hobby407 [View Original Post]

Also don't go to your normal Wal Mart. Most 7/11's sell the cards as well. Chose different parts of town to buy in also. Sometimes you get double minutes and extra time.

Walgreen's, CVS. Any store I always pay with cash, load minutes on the spot throw receipt, plastic minute card with code on it away instantly. Only turn it on when needed and never never take it inside. Caution is the MOST important factor. Many great tips like the garage sale, real estate books but this level should be automatic. I guess getting caught by not thinking is a way to thin the herd. No man needs that gauntlet.

**Hobby407** · 04-18-13 18:29

Also don't go to your normal Wal Mart. Most 7/11's sell the cards as well. Chose different parts of town to buy in also. Sometimes you get double minutes and extra time.

Originally Posted by CamelToeLover [View Original Post]

Never, ever use your personal cell phone for a hobby phone! Go to Walmart and buy a "throw away" phone and pay cash for the refill cards each month so there's absolutely no trace going back to you!

CTL

**OnceOrTwice** · 04-18-13 17:50

Originally Posted by CamelToeLover [View Original Post]

Never, ever use your personal cell phone for a hobby phone! Go to Walmart and buy a "throw away" phone and pay cash for the refill cards each month so there's absolutely no trace going back to you!

CTL

There are applications for privacy. Nothing goes in any place you can get to. You don't even see the application.

For unwanted phone calls / text whatever, get a blocker program.

**CamelToeLover** · 04-18-13 17:18

Originally Posted by AncienTone [View Original Post]

This crazy ***** sends me a text at 1 AM."Hi _____, this is Bella". So of course the wife was up to go to the bathroom and viewed it and grilled me the next day. My bad for ever using my real name with these girls. My good for deleting her contact info from my phone and was able to play dumb (sure it was one of my drunk friends playing a prank). Now I can't find her phone # to tell her to LOSE MY NUMBER!

Never, ever use your personal cell phone for a hobby phone! Go to Walmart and buy a "throw away" phone and pay cash for the refill cards each month so there's absolutely no trace going back to you!

CTL

**TheeeGentleman** · 04-18-13 12:33

Originally Posted by AncienTone [View Original Post]

This crazy ***** sends me a text at 1 AM."Hi _____, this is Bella". So of course the wife was up to go to the bathroom and viewed it and grilled me the next day. My bad for ever using my real name with these girls. My good for deleting her contact info from my phone and was able to play dumb (sure it was one of my drunk friends playing a prank). Now I can't find her phone # to tell her to LOSE MY NUMBER!

Take a trip to the store and spend $20 on a throw away phone. And RTFF.

**AncientOne** · 04-18-13 09:10

Originally Posted by Electrian [View Original Post]

I saw her about 10 times too and then she made a 180 and started acting funny. She earns your trust and is a very nice girl at first. She acts like a friend and then wants to borrow money so she can get her pills. I fell for it and gave her I think $40 but she took off and never came back. She turned very weird.

This crazy ***** sends me a text at 1 AM."Hi _____, this is Bella". So of course the wife was up to go to the bathroom and viewed it and grilled me the next day. My bad for ever using my real name with these girls. My good for deleting her contact info from my phone and was able to play dumb (sure it was one of my drunk friends playing a prank). Now I can't find her phone # to tell her to LOSE MY NUMBER!

**Electrian** · 04-03-13 06:59

Originally Posted by Mafia45 [View Original Post]

I seen Bella about 10 times with no problems are you sure about this.

M-45

I saw her about 10 times too and then she made a 180 and started acting funny. She earns your trust and is a very nice girl at first. She acts like a friend and then wants to borrow money so she can get her pills. I fell for it and gave her I think $40 but she took off and never came back. She turned very weird.

**Jrbigfish** · 03-09-13 13:31

Tonya is Back.

Careful friends the cold winter winds bring Tanya and her pimp back to Orlando. I saw her walking in Colonial from Bumby to Shine. Her MO is that she walks Colonial without winter cloth on a cold day or she will walk with a limp and pretend that she is in pain so that in this way you are already felling sorry for her. She is very charismatic, will get your attention by a complement like nice car, that looks cool, and then she will ask you for a few blocks ride and will tell you that is too cold. She told me you have a very nice car and asked me for a cig. Then she pretended to show that she is shivering from the cold and asked me for a ride to meet a friend. Then during the ride she will tell you that she works at strip bar on OBT that she hasn't got paid yet and her friend will give her check. Then she will tell you to pull over to an empty house and will start crying (gator tears bro!) She will tell you that she needs $40 to pay her rent to please lend it to her the she will pay you back. If you are at this point just give her a $10 so that she stops crying and that she leaves out of the car voluntarily and never look back. If you go back to get the money she will call you and pretend to be very sensual that she is in the mood. Now remember at this point you had felt sorry for her, and had a tease because she is an exotic dancer.

Block that shit out of your head go and have a drink, call Jersey, Nana, Joan, have a cold shower, jump out of the car while the car is moving, call you ex-wife, or just pull over and ask to any pedestrian to slap you back to your senses because she is going to be waiting for you with her panties and a oversized shirt so as soon as you walk in to her place she is going to stand in front of you and say look and take off her shirt and then you droop all your guard.

Then her 6' 5' 350 lb black pimp BF will walk in and close the door behind you and stand between the door and you. He will tell you what is going on what are you doing with my wife and she will and rapier card on you and they will ask you for money or will call the LEO. If you are at this point let them call the LEO because they already know about her already and they will let you go. But you could have a biting from her pimp and the guy is huge. Just give them the $$ and live. She will keep calling you and threat you to get more $$ from you juts tell her that you call LEO on her. This two also robed a girl in the Publix. They were asking for directions and wile the guy was talking to the girl Tonya went took the girls money out of her bag. LEO knows about these two. She pretends to be a streetwalker too. She is 5'5' white, burnet curly at the end down to her shoulder, green eyes, and her tight pants will get you attention. Be safe.

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