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[Rntintheoc]

I went by 123 Muirlands today, but had a 20 minute wait. While waiting, I check the OCR sitting on the table and see a new place advertising "Hot Girls" off Lambert and $10 off for first timers. I figured I hadn't introduced any new places to the forum in a while, and wanted to hit Philly Best, so decided to check it out. Sucker. Tee was late-30's and gave a really good massage, but was very careful about the towel and offered no play. At all. Not even a tease. Move on.

[Huumm]

I told her I only had $120, but she turn me down, So I had to put my clothes back on and got extra $20 from Car.

Service 7

Wow. She's firmed then. Let a potential customer walk out to get $20 more even when he's already undressed. Geez. Hope you had a great time after all. On the side notes, I'll try the C&C this Memorial's weekend. Hope they do open.

[Bushman426]

Phoebe was Firm on $140 for FS, I only had $120 in my pocket after $40 entry fee and left my wallet in my car.

I told her I only had $120, but she turn me down, So I had to put my clothes back on and got extra $20 from Car.

Look 9.

Body 10.

Attitude 8.

Service 7

I've never let them send me for more money. Besides having my budget, I don't want to think that they make ALL the rules. If we can't come to an agreement, I get dressed and get my entrance fee back. Works almost every time, MMS will take them aside and then we are on again.

[Inboundhot]

Been reading about Jo Jie from various sites. Different reports regarding to their fees FS. Some said at least 1. 4 firm and some said 1. 0 The only consistence is the quality of the LOOK of the girls. They are considered the best in OC. But again, it's very subjective and I guess it depends on the taste of people. Anyone who is Asian that tried these girls? If not, I'll have to do my own research and let the fellow Asian know their look quality.

Phoebe was Firm on $140 for FS, I only had $120 in my pocket after $40 entry fee and left my wallet in my car.

I told her I only had $120, but she turn me down, So I had to put my clothes back on and got extra $20 from Car.

Look 9.

Body 10.

Attitude 8.

Service 7

[Rntintheoc]

Thanks for the laugh. And I thought the kimchi burps were bad.

Anyways, the Franklin got me a 15 min massage, titty sucking, HJ, and the most pungent whiff of gas I have ever smelled. During the HJ she cut one and I swear, I kept smelling it throughout the day.

I sure am going to miss Caribbean.

[Huumm]

I don't understand Jo Jie. In and out in 10 minutes with an robotic hand job from a skinny assed young girl fully clothed. The whole time I'm thinking to myself that I would have a better time at home jerking off. It's relatively cheap, but still not worth $ in my opinion. I'm sticking with HX.

Been reading about Jo Jie from various sites. Different reports regarding to their fees FS. Some said at least 1. 4 firm and some said 1. 0 The only consistence is the quality of the LOOK of the girls. They are considered the best in OC. But again, it's very subjective and I guess it depends on the taste of people. Anyone who is Asian that tried these girls? If not, I'll have to do my own research and let the fellow Asian know their look quality.

[Kampfire]

Anyways, the Franklin got me a 15 min massage, titty sucking, HJ, and the most pungent whiff of gas I have ever smelled. During the HJ she cut one and I swear, I kept smelling it throughout the day.

Lmao. I'd have been pissed. Funniest thing I've read all day, thanks.

[FunTrust]

[QUOTE=Jon Jones; 1765977]Probably the most off-topic post you'll ever read but I had to comment on Karen Carpenter. She actually wasn't buried there. She was in an above ground tomb for over twenty years until her body was moved to somewhere in LA County a few years ago. I asked one of the employees why and he said there was one nutty fan that would write long letters to Karen and leave them on the floor. Then one day he was caught jerking off into the flowers. The employee said that he couldn't say that was the reason her body was moved but it probably was a contributing factor.

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I was not jerking off, her ghost developed a crush on me and gave me a BJ. They moved her body to my back yard, we are very happy. The employee was just not a fan of mixed life and dead relationships."

[SCJohn]

Probably the most off-topic post you'll ever read but I had to comment on Karen Carpenter. She actually wasn't buried there. She was in an above ground tomb for over twenty years until her body was moved to somewhere in LA County a few years ago. I asked one of the employees why and he said there was one nutty fan that would write long letters to Karen and leave them on the floor. Then one day he was caught jerking off into the flowers. The employee said that he couldn't say that was the reason her body was moved but it probably was a contributing factor.

I don't know why Eddy Cochran's there since he didn't have any OC connection that I'm aware of.

Jon,

Thanks for the trivia. Now I don't feel like I've wasted hours of my life reading this site!

[Jon Jones]

Probably the most off-topic post you'll ever read but I had to comment on Karen Carpenter. She actually wasn't buried there. She was in an above ground tomb for over twenty years until her body was moved to somewhere in LA County a few years ago. I asked one of the employees why and he said there was one nutty fan that would write long letters to Karen and leave them on the floor. Then one day he was caught jerking off into the flowers. The employee said that he couldn't say that was the reason her body was moved but it probably was a contributing factor.

I don't know why Eddy Cochran's there since he didn't have any OC connection that I'm aware of.

[SirMister]

I am still laughing at the previous report. I am sure the Marquis de Sade would have loved that session. You see, he was into tarts farting onto his face, the smellier the better!

I saw a BP massage section post for a place on Lincoln across from Forest Lawn. BTW did you guys know Karen Carpenter was buried here? And also one of my musical heroes, Eddy Cochran the rockabilly guitar player.

The place was called Trinity Spa. It seems to serve as a legit beauty salon, however they do full body massage. My session was pretty standard, the place was quiet and away from the craziness of Beach Blvd and the like. The massage was Swedish style with an emphasis on a cmt type of style. There was some teasing & relief as well. But no farting. (haha)

Once in a while I fiend out nearby at HG Casino and this place may serve as a future luck changer for me.

Happy mongering.

Trinity has been there for a while now.

Mostly HE, I think in the past some of the gals their provided FS.

I went there not long ago. And got this really ugly V gal probably mid 40's with a crapload of makeup. I told her I was looking for the owner. Wasn't there. So I said okay I'll come back next time. And left.

[SlappySalami]

I am still laughing at the previous report. I am sure the Marquis de Sade would have loved that session. You see, he was into tarts farting onto his face, the smellier the better!

I saw a BP massage section post for a place on Lincoln across from Forest Lawn. BTW did you guys know Karen Carpenter was buried here? And also one of my musical heroes, Eddy Cochran the rockabilly guitar player.

The place was called Trinity Spa. It seems to serve as a legit beauty salon, however they do full body massage. My session was pretty standard, the place was quiet and away from the craziness of Beach Blvd and the like. The massage was Swedish style with an emphasis on a cmt type of style. There was some teasing & relief as well. But no farting. (haha)

Once in a while I fiend out nearby at HG Casino and this place may serve as a future luck changer for me.

Happy mongering.

[Ocbarbarian]

Looks like Caribbean is closed. Not sure if LE or the city had something to do with it, but I lost my ATF provider. If anyone knows where Lilah went, please share. She is one bad ass latina.

I took the Franklin I had intended to use at Caribbean and drove over to Lovely. I walk in and was greeted by a 20 year old asian hottie wearing tight ass little shorts."I scored, I told myself." She leads me to my room where I undress and lay down anxiously awaiting her return. To my disappointment an older viet lady walks in. I asked for the other girl, but I'm told "she can't massage you because she on her" and I hear mumbling. Period maybe? Anyways, the Franklin got me a 15 min massage, titty sucking, HJ, and the most pungent whiff of gas I have ever smelled. During the HJ she cut one and I swear, I kept smelling it throughout the day.

I sure am going to miss Caribbean.

[Preverted]

I don't understand Jo Jie. In and out in 10 minutes with an robotic hand job from a skinny assed young girl fully clothed. The whole time I'm thinking to myself that I would have a better time at home jerking off. It's relatively cheap, but still not worth $ in my opinion. I'm sticking with HX.

[Pointyxstick]

Greetings, all! About two or so months ago I went to the newly opened Spa 8 in CM. It's a small Chinese run place near a blockbuster. Came in at about 9 at night and was greeted by an older lady in her 40s. Not much of a looker, but I figured her technique would be good. The older ones usually are much more skilled from my experiences. Had a solid massage with very little conversation. Right before the flip she started teasing a bit. On the flip she gets to work with a HJ. As a warning who are do not enjoy this, she does like to put a finger up the bum. That was quite a surprise for me as she went in quite deep. Tipped her my standard of .40 and she was quite pleased with it. Didn't quite catch her name. She just gave me the grand opening $10 coupon when I asked.

A month later I came back and got a different provider who I think was named Angela. A bit younger (perhaps late 20s / early 30s) and was fine. Massage with no tease and then HJ on the flip. I apparently came very close to another one of her appointment so we had to end maybe 5 minutes early. She sounded very apologetic about it though, so that was appreciated. Nothing particularly memorable about.

My most recent trip was to Holiday Spa also in CM. I've been there numerous times over the year but went to other places to find better service. I was greeted by a newer girl, Jessica. She is very pleasant to be around and probably gave the best message I've ever had (though that might not mean too much). She did some back walking and some other things in a way where you know your body is getting worked, but you know the provider isn't going to do some damage to you. Very little teasing that occurs right before the flip. Like all the other Chinese places in CM, she just gives an HJ though I was able to get under the shirt and bra to play with the girls.

I've always been a R&T sort of guy, but the places I've been going to are focusing a little too much on the massage for my tastes. I appreciate it and get a great night's sleep from it, but I'm looking for a bit more teasing first. If any of you have suggestions, I'd greatly appreciate it.