Massage Parlor Reports

[Wurock]

Hey guys, any good EE places? I remember the days of Lisunia and want to find another place like that somewhere in or close to Chicago. Please PM with details.

[Truthfu11]

Haven't been to CTM in awhile but maybe I should check out Dana for old times sake.

I've had a different experience at the EE Devon place. Seniors email me for info. Maybe you need to gain the trust and ask the right questions.

A few updates.

Went here a few months ago after being away for several years. Not what it once was.

Dana, the owner and younger of the two, used to be a very natural looking, East European woman. She has had a total makeover. Her hair is long and colored, tons of makeup. To me not near as sexy and beautiful as she used to be. Not a natural look at all. She is trying to look like a Barbie type 20 years younger. Same level of service but the appeal is gone. Still a nice person though and does good work so if that's your type go for it.

Does anyone know what happened to the older woman Laura? I know there was much debate and jokes about her but she gave the best best massage and HE in Chicago. Unbelievable how good she was (even if she was in her 50s / 60's). Would love to know where she is now or if she is working. Her massages were unreal.

I tried the EEuropean place on Devon that advertised on CL but a disaster. Huge upsell and the woman demanded a tip. So I think I'll be sticking with Chinese now 5 years ago there were great European places around Marie's, the ones on Dempster. CTM. Seems like the EE chicks. Older and younger. Don't want to be in the biz anymore. Probably have other opportunities.

[OPIllini]

Is Gunnison still open? Drove by a few weeks ago an it looked like they were clearing out.

Gunnison is still open. As Xabi said they recently remodeled.

[Sleeker]

A few updates.

Went here a few months ago after being away for several years. Not what it once was.

Dana, the owner and younger of the two, used to be a very natural looking, East European woman. She has had a total makeover. Her hair is long and colored, tons of makeup. To me not near as sexy and beautiful as she used to be. Not a natural look at all. She is trying to look like a Barbie type 20 years younger. Same level of service but the appeal is gone. Still a nice person though and does good work so if that's your type go for it.

Does anyone know what happened to the older woman Laura? I know there was much debate and jokes about her but she gave the best best massage and HE in Chicago. Unbelievable how good she was (even if she was in her 50s / 60's). Would love to know where she is now or if she is working. Her massages were unreal.

I tried the EEuropean place on Devon that advertised on CL but a disaster. Huge upsell and the woman demanded a tip. So I think I'll be sticking with Chinese now 5 years ago there were great European places around Marie's, the ones on Dempster. CTM. Seems like the EE chicks. Older and younger. Don't want to be in the biz anymore. Probably have other opportunities.

[Member #5942]

Is Gunnison still open? Drove by a few weeks ago an it looked like they were clearing out.

It will be open forever. The place renovated the inside decor.

[Normal Guy]

I need a good recommendation for MP or other fun near where Diversey Pkwy and Clark and Broadway all meet. No car, but cab / train is fine.

Anything within walkin distance of there?

Please PM. I am traveling and web access is tough.

Thanks.

Norm from Miami Beach

[Jovi69]

I dreamed I paid a visit to Pine in Willowbrook last night.

Experience was a 9. Best visit yet. I don't want to post much info her as I was told that Suzy was fired after someone posted about there session with her. Seniors can pm me for details.

[ChezBone]

Has anyone been there since the renovation they txtd me saying they were open I called and they don't have the table shower anymore which is a huge negative in my eyes service was great before I guess this is another MP to mark off the list

They were closed for a month and a half because a city inspector saw some guy naked on the table show. Part of the deal to reopen was to elimate the table shower. The service seems to be the same. They do a good job with their massage.

[ChiSex]

I haven't been to AMPs in a while as funds have been tight but I plan on getting back in the game this week. Until then here are brief summaries of my last 4 visits (all in late February / early March) :

Sarah at Gunnison: decent experience. Decent-looking woman and standard finish. Would repeat.

Sara at Halsted: good experience. A plain-looking lady with glasses but with one of the most pleasant attitudes I've seen from an AMP worker. Average massage, but would repeat because she's nice company.

LuLu at Linda: good experience. Average-looking lady but has a nice, cheerful personality. Another average massage with standard finish. Would repeat.

Cherry at New Hope: probably the best AMP visit I've ever had. Not quite a GFE but close, plus a good massage. Would definitely repeat, and I highly recommend her.

As always, please PM me for more info (Seniors only please!). Happy Mongering!

Is Gunnison still open? Drove by a few weeks ago an it looked like they were clearing out.

[Lurker01]

New girl Amy.

Kind of jacked-up face, but that didn't slow me down much. I could see how it might some of you. The big minus is that she is not nearly as qualified on the massage as the others. Also. 45 min hour which is what put me off April. Anyone want to PM me about Coco?

[Amping Around]

I'm looking for a quality massage in the Vernon Hills area. It can be an AMP, BP or CL ad. Thanks for the help and I'll be sure to report back on my experience.

Try Pine in Libertyville. As with anyplace tho, depends on who you draw.

[Gbaby31]

Has anyone been there since the renovation they txtd me saying they were open I called and they don't have the table shower anymore which is a huge negative in my eyes service was great before I guess this is another MP to mark off the list

[ManDude]

I gave up AMPs years ago, all the ladies are minimum 40+ years old. I don't know how you guys can enjoy anything but the massage. All the good AMPs are apartment based and only caters to Asians / Chinese.

[Moejoo]

Has any one tried this one Hong Kong Spa & Massage Clinic or Bridgeports ones. Ruby is pretty expensive.

2 fat ugly old hags at Hong Kong. They are good to go but are you?

[Fanofhg22]

I'm looking for a quality massage in the Vernon Hills area. It can be an AMP, BP or CL ad. Thanks for the help and I'll be sure to report back on my experience.