Massage Parlor Reports

[BoredFlGuy]

This board has been good for my safety and I appreciate it. If she wasn't in Kissimmee I would have jumped to take one for the team but at the board's advice I stay out of Kissimmee.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...irl-22/7074836

I'm going to be in that area at the end of the month, and based on another site I was thinking of going to AGG, or Golden Tiger in S Orlando. Should I rethink going to AGG? Only negative thing I seemed to find was the proximity to Ruby Tuesdays.

[BuffGuy111]

Decided to go see her this afternoon. I use to see her almost 2 years ago. She has gained some weight since but still look good to me but I'm a sucker for a big butt. And a pretty face. Some may not agree but I left happy. She's in a new location in an office building with another girl. Didn't get to see her. Maybe next time.

Stay safe,

Buff

[BuffGuy111]

This board has been good for my safety and I appreciate it. With that said, I've noticed this young lady has been posting for a while out of Kissimmee. Has anyone dreamed with her? She has no reviews from what I can dig up but yet I'm curious. If she wasn't in Kissimmee I would have jumped to take one for the team but at the board's advice I stay out of Kissimmee.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...irl-22/7074836

[ImnoDaniel]

I just blew the last of my fun money on Sabrina. Who, by the way, is amazing.

Since Sabrina was amazing, it wasn't money blown, but well spent. Here's to payday.

[DaisukeAramech]

Has anyone gone to see her:

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...tte-23/7503863

She is near UCF but I can't tell if its an apartment or a hotel / motel. She looks cute as hell so I'm hoping that she is legit with good reviews haha. A PM or something here would be great.

Thanks.

Also curious about this one. Looks like a girl I used to know back when, hope she's legit. Would TTFTT, but I just blew the last of my fun money on Sabrina. Who, by the way, is amazing.

[O Town Doug]

I have not been to MBS since they moved to 50. How is the quality these days? I have been hearing both spectrums. Thanks and stay safe.

I've been to MBS twice and saw two different girls (Gia and Cheyenne) both were sexy and American girls. The place is really nice inside and it just looks and feels clean. I have seen each girl put down fresh towels and then take mine away at the end of my session. Massage is a "Body Rub" as they make you initial a waiver to accept so those expecting a hard massage or w / e is out of luck here.

It's a bit pricy but the girls aren't bitchy about it and the more regular you are the more it seems the menu might open. I liked it a lot but its more of a "treat" place then a regular spot IMO.

[Sex Xes]

Ok let me start off by saying 2 things.

1.) I don't like to complain, I don't generally leave bad reviews on websites like Yelp or complain to a manager about bad service. I suppose there is a first time for everything.

2.) I'm the biggest idiot on the fucking planet.

So I decide to venture out from my normal Casselberry / 17-92 area of the AMP scene (Royal, IT and Oriental) and check out Happy Panda because of the the reports that were popping up. I always search for Headache relief since that is all that want / comfortable getting from an AMP or provider. So with good word that this place was down I figured I'd give it a shot.

I should have bailed right off the bat when they told me that the $60 online special was only for 30min and did not include a Table Shower so I opted for the HOUR with the Table Shower fro $80, which still wasn't terrible because thats what IT charges. So I get in the room (right by the front door) and meet a SMOKING hot asian chick, mid 30's maybe in one of those tight geisha dresses, def not the typical shorts and shirt of the other places.

The "Massage" started off promising with a lot of teasing and light touch. But that was it. Now I can appreciate a place that isn't in it for the "Massage" and since I like it soft to medium even from a legit place that never really bothers me anyway. But less than 5 min after she started the massage she starts with the AGGRESSIVE upsell. Actually telling me to get up and handing me my pants asking for money for tip. So she informs me that the menu is wide open, so I opt for Headache relief and she has the nerve to tell me that it's $.60 on top of the house fee!

We settled on the $ for the headache relief (keep in mind that no more then 5 minutes have passed from my walking in to this point) so she I start to dream which was a terrible dream about her getting to work with the stupid saran wrap that goes on for a few seconds and some one comes into the place, she stops and goes out then comes back expecting me to be ready to pop, so when I am not she bitches and then finally continues, takes the wrap off which was promising but it still sucked (pardon the pun) so she finally busts out some lotion and finishes with the fastest handshake I have ever experienced. We are now 15 minutes into my hour. By my calculations there is 45 mins left of my hour that I paid $80 for AND a Table Shower. NOPE, she tells me to get dressed, grabs my hand, ushers me to the door and out I am.

I have been rushed before. 10-15 mins short not a huge deal but it makes you consider not returning. 45 minutes, they can go right on and fuck themselves. I should have left after they told me that the $60 was only for the HH.

I hope Happy Panda reads this, word will get out that you are a scam and I hope people really do heed my warning. Sorry if I am being dramatic but I am now out $.8 for the worst attempt at Headache Relief I have had since high school.

Your real mistake was thinking with the little head.

I'm with you. I hate getting shorted on time. The other stuff is always YMMV. Panda is always in a hurry so that is the only place where I do the half hour instead of an hour.

[TheJester]

Thanks for this post! Sorry to hear you got so ripped off, but by at least posting it you help some of us other guys avoid having the same experience there.

Ok let me start off by saying 2 things.

1.) I don't like to complain, I don't generally leave bad reviews on websites like Yelp or complain to a manager about bad service. I suppose there is a first time for everything.

2.) I'm the biggest idiot on the fucking planet.

So I decide to venture out from my normal Casselberry / 17-92 area of the AMP scene (Royal, IT and Oriental) and check out Happy Panda because of the the reports that were popping up. I always search for Headache relief since that is all that want / comfortable getting from an AMP or provider. So with good word that this place was down I figured I'd give it a shot.

I should have bailed right off the bat when they told me that the $60 online special was only for 30min and did not include a Table Shower so I opted for the HOUR with the Table Shower fro $80, which still wasn't terrible because thats what IT charges. So I get in the room (right by the front door) and meet a SMOKING hot asian chick, mid 30's maybe in one of those tight geisha dresses, def not the typical shorts and shirt of the other places.

The "Massage" started off promising with a lot of teasing and light touch. But that was it. Now I can appreciate a place that isn't in it for the "Massage" and since I like it soft to medium even from a legit place that never really bothers me anyway. But less than 5 min after she started the massage she starts with the AGGRESSIVE upsell. Actually telling me to get up and handing me my pants asking for money for tip. So she informs me that the menu is wide open, so I opt for Headache relief and she has the nerve to tell me that it's $.60 on top of the house fee!

We settled on the $ for the headache relief (keep in mind that no more then 5 minutes have passed from my walking in to this point) so she I start to dream which was a terrible dream about her getting to work with the stupid saran wrap that goes on for a few seconds and some one comes into the place, she stops and goes out then comes back expecting me to be ready to pop, so when I am not she bitches and then finally continues, takes the wrap off which was promising but it still sucked (pardon the pun) so she finally busts out some lotion and finishes with the fastest handshake I have ever experienced. We are now 15 minutes into my hour. By my calculations there is 45 mins left of my hour that I paid $80 for AND a Table Shower. NOPE, she tells me to get dressed, grabs my hand, ushers me to the door and out I am.

I have been rushed before. 10-15 mins short not a huge deal but it makes you consider not returning. 45 minutes, they can go right on and fuck themselves. I should have left after they told me that the $60 was only for the HH.

I hope Happy Panda reads this, word will get out that you are a scam and I hope people really do heed my warning. Sorry if I am being dramatic but I am now out $.8 for the worst attempt at Headache Relief I have had since high school.

[Acu167]

I have not been to MBS since they moved to 50. How is the quality these days? I have been hearing both spectrums. Thanks and stay safe.

[O Town Doug]

That said, if you treat the girls right here, they are actually very nice and are not necessarily in the business of getting you in and out the door. Where Doug screwed up in my opinion was immediately haggling over $20. If $20 matter that much to you bud, maybe this hobby isn't for you. I get where you are coming from and understand the principle of what you are saying, however don't expect a positive experience if you immediately are fighting over a discount. If the girl was ugly, I would have immediately just walked out. If she was hot however, I fork over the $20, shut my mouth, act pleasant and look forward to my dream. I had a good time at Happy Panda but can easily see what happened to Doug occurring.

I didn't haggle on the $20 but I did mention the online ad, when she said that was only for the HH I left it alone. I also was not the only one, due to my unfortunate location behind the front door I could very easily hear 3 other guys ask the same exact question I did. I also never an asshole to the girls, it's not my style. It is also certainly not about the $20. I tip generously everywhere I go and the girls who know me are very happy to see me. I even tip the momma and papasans when I get great service so that THEY will remember me. This was about the bait and switch of the entire thing and getting 15 mins for the hour fee.

[TheeeGentleman]

They asked him for 1. 60, and he paid 1. 00. That's a difference of .60. Not .20. In total he paid 1. 80 for headache relief and got no massage. I was there once and experienced the same deceiving ad for $60. Paid the $60 for half, and then paid too much to be happy. Yes, girls are hot, but 1. 80 for headache relief? And they originally wanted 2. 40. Insane! I go to AMPs ad pay up for massage and extra special treatment, but not to Panda. Not anymore. If you want super hot AMP girls go to the Hard Rock in Tampa for fun and then hit a Tampa AMP.

I have been to Happy Panda before and think the truth sounds somewhere in the middle between the positive reports and Doug's report.

First and foremost, Happy Panda is not the place to go if you are looking for a legit massage. If that is your expectation, you will be greatly disappointed. Doug is right about this and have experienced this for myself as well.

That said, if you treat the girls right here, they are actually very nice and are not necessarily in the business of getting you in and out the door. Where Doug screwed up in my opinion was immediately haggling over $20. If $20 matter that much to you bud, maybe this hobby isn't for you. I get where you are coming from and understand the principle of what you are saying, however don't expect a positive experience if you immediately are fighting over a discount. If the girl was ugly, I would have immediately just walked out. If she was hot however, I fork over the $20, shut my mouth, act pleasant and look forward to my dream. I had a good time at Happy Panda but can easily see what happened to Doug occurring.

I personally will not be going to Happy Panda anymore. I like the place and they have some girls working there are outstanding. I think they are careless however and work sloppy. What I mean by that is that the LEO checks are practically non-existent and they are in a part of town where the pigs don't like to tolerate too much nonsense. Unfortunately I don't give them too much time and that is of little consequence to what is being said on here. Mamasan here IMO is just operating her shop in a matter that perhaps works in other cities. In orlando however LEO is a legit concern and they are not taking the proper steps to make sure they are safe.

[Pbwardy02]

Ok let me start off by saying 2 things.

1.) I don't like to complain, I don't generally leave bad reviews on websites like Yelp or complain to a manager about bad service. I suppose there is a first time for everything.

2.) I'm the biggest idiot on the fucking planet.

So I decide to venture out from my normal Casselberry / 17-92 area of the AMP scene (Royal, IT and Oriental) and check out Happy Panda because of the the reports that were popping up. I always search for Headache relief since that is all that want / comfortable getting from an AMP or provider. So with good word that this place was down I figured I'd give it a shot.

I should have bailed right off the bat when they told me that the $60 online special was only for 30min and did not include a Table Shower so I opted for the HOUR with the Table Shower fro $80, which still wasn't terrible because thats what IT charges. So I get in the room (right by the front door) and meet a SMOKING hot asian chick, mid 30's maybe in one of those tight geisha dresses, def not the typical shorts and shirt of the other places.

The "Massage" started off promising with a lot of teasing and light touch. But that was it. Now I can appreciate a place that isn't in it for the "Massage" and since I like it soft to medium even from a legit place that never really bothers me anyway. But less than 5 min after she started the massage she starts with the AGGRESSIVE upsell. Actually telling me to get up and handing me my pants asking for money for tip. So she informs me that the menu is wide open, so I opt for Headache relief and she has the nerve to tell me that it's $.60 on top of the house fee!

We settled on the $ for the headache relief (keep in mind that no more then 5 minutes have passed from my walking in to this point) so she I start to dream which was a terrible dream about her getting to work with the stupid saran wrap that goes on for a few seconds and some one comes into the place, she stops and goes out then comes back expecting me to be ready to pop, so when I am not she bitches and then finally continues, takes the wrap off which was promising but it still sucked (pardon the pun) so she finally busts out some lotion and finishes with the fastest handshake I have ever experienced. We are now 15 minutes into my hour. By my calculations there is 45 mins left of my hour that I paid $80 for AND a Table Shower. NOPE, she tells me to get dressed, grabs my hand, ushers me to the door and out I am.

I have been rushed before. 10-15 mins short not a huge deal but it makes you consider not returning. 45 minutes, they can go right on and fuck themselves. I should have left after they told me that the $60 was only for the HH.

I hope Happy Panda reads this, word will get out that you are a scam and I hope people really do heed my warning. Sorry if I am being dramatic but I am now out $.8 for the worst attempt at Headache Relief I have had since high school.

I have been to Happy Panda before and think the truth sounds somewhere in the middle between the positive reports and Doug's report.

First and foremost, Happy Panda is not the place to go if you are looking for a legit massage. If that is your expectation, you will be greatly disappointed. Doug is right about this and have experienced this for myself as well.

That said, if you treat the girls right here, they are actually very nice and are not necessarily in the business of getting you in and out the door. Where Doug screwed up in my opinion was immediately haggling over $20. If $20 matter that much to you bud, maybe this hobby isn't for you. I get where you are coming from and understand the principle of what you are saying, however don't expect a positive experience if you immediately are fighting over a discount. If the girl was ugly, I would have immediately just walked out. If she was hot however, I fork over the $20, shut my mouth, act pleasant and look forward to my dream. I had a good time at Happy Panda but can easily see what happened to Doug occurring.

I personally will not be going to Happy Panda anymore. I like the place and they have some girls working there are outstanding. I think they are careless however and work sloppy. What I mean by that is that the LEO checks are practically non-existent and they are in a part of town where the pigs don't like to tolerate too much nonsense. Unfortunately I don't give them too much time and that is of little consequence to what is being said on here. Mamasan here IMO is just operating her shop in a matter that perhaps works in other cities. In orlando however LEO is a legit concern and they are not taking the proper steps to make sure they are safe.

[Bjceb]

I have a similar experience with them now. They are a total rush job. The house fee is always high now and you are lucky to get a 15 minute massage out of them. God for bid another person comes in because they will be done with you once they got your money. I don't believe they will be around much longer with this business practice.

They ran specials when they first open, but now it is. 80 for fun. Not worth it.

Take care and stay safe.

Ok let me start off by saying 2 things.

1.) I don't like to complain, I don't generally leave bad reviews on websites like Yelp or complain to a manager about bad service. I suppose there is a first time for everything.

2.) I'm the biggest idiot on the fucking planet.

So I decide to venture out from my normal Casselberry / 17-92 area of the AMP scene (Royal, IT and Oriental) and check out Happy Panda because of the the reports that were popping up. I always search for Headache relief since that is all that want / comfortable getting from an AMP or provider. So with good word that this place was down I figured I'd give it a shot.

I should have bailed right off the bat when they told me that the $60 online special was only for 30min and did not include a Table Shower so I opted for the HOUR with the Table Shower fro $80, which still wasn't terrible because thats what IT charges. So I get in the room (right by the front door) and meet a SMOKING hot asian chick, mid 30's maybe in one of those tight geisha dresses, def not the typical shorts and shirt of the other places.

The "Massage" started off promising with a lot of teasing and light touch. But that was it. Now I can appreciate a place that isn't in it for the "Massage" and since I like it soft to medium even from a legit place that never really bothers me anyway. But less than 5 min after she started the massage she starts with the AGGRESSIVE upsell. Actually telling me to get up and handing me my pants asking for money for tip. So she informs me that the menu is wide open, so I opt for Headache relief and she has the nerve to tell me that it's $.60 on top of the house fee!

We settled on the $ for the headache relief (keep in mind that no more then 5 minutes have passed from my walking in to this point) so she I start to dream which was a terrible dream about her getting to work with the stupid saran wrap that goes on for a few seconds and some one comes into the place, she stops and goes out then comes back expecting me to be ready to pop, so when I am not she bitches and then finally continues, takes the wrap off which was promising but it still sucked (pardon the pun) so she finally busts out some lotion and finishes with the fastest handshake I have ever experienced. We are now 15 minutes into my hour. By my calculations there is 45 mins left of my hour that I paid $80 for AND a Table Shower. NOPE, she tells me to get dressed, grabs my hand, ushers me to the door and out I am.

I have been rushed before. 10-15 mins short not a huge deal but it makes you consider not returning. 45 minutes, they can go right on and fuck themselves. I should have left after they told me that the $60 was only for the HH.

I hope Happy Panda reads this, word will get out that you are a scam and I hope people really do heed my warning. Sorry if I am being dramatic but I am now out $.8 for the worst attempt at Headache Relief I have had since high school.

[U F O]

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[O Town Doug]

Ok let me start off by saying 2 things.

1.) I don't like to complain, I don't generally leave bad reviews on websites like Yelp or complain to a manager about bad service. I suppose there is a first time for everything.

2.) I'm the biggest idiot on the fucking planet.

So I decide to venture out from my normal Casselberry / 17-92 area of the AMP scene (Royal, IT and Oriental) and check out Happy Panda because of the the reports that were popping up. I always search for Headache relief since that is all that want / comfortable getting from an AMP or provider. So with good word that this place was down I figured I'd give it a shot.

I should have bailed right off the bat when they told me that the $60 online special was only for 30min and did not include a Table Shower so I opted for the HOUR with the Table Shower fro $80, which still wasn't terrible because thats what IT charges. So I get in the room (right by the front door) and meet a SMOKING hot asian chick, mid 30's maybe in one of those tight geisha dresses, def not the typical shorts and shirt of the other places.

The "Massage" started off promising with a lot of teasing and light touch. But that was it. Now I can appreciate a place that isn't in it for the "Massage" and since I like it soft to medium even from a legit place that never really bothers me anyway. But less than 5 min after she started the massage she starts with the AGGRESSIVE upsell. Actually telling me to get up and handing me my pants asking for money for tip. So she informs me that the menu is wide open, so I opt for Headache relief and she has the nerve to tell me that it's $.60 on top of the house fee!

We settled on the $ for the headache relief (keep in mind that no more then 5 minutes have passed from my walking in to this point) so she I start to dream which was a terrible dream about her getting to work with the stupid saran wrap that goes on for a few seconds and some one comes into the place, she stops and goes out then comes back expecting me to be ready to pop, so when I am not she bitches and then finally continues, takes the wrap off which was promising but it still sucked (pardon the pun) so she finally busts out some lotion and finishes with the fastest handshake I have ever experienced. We are now 15 minutes into my hour. By my calculations there is 45 mins left of my hour that I paid $80 for AND a Table Shower. NOPE, she tells me to get dressed, grabs my hand, ushers me to the door and out I am.

I have been rushed before. 10-15 mins short not a huge deal but it makes you consider not returning. 45 minutes, they can go right on and fuck themselves. I should have left after they told me that the $60 was only for the HH.

I hope Happy Panda reads this, word will get out that you are a scam and I hope people really do heed my warning. Sorry if I am being dramatic but I am now out $.8 for the worst attempt at Headache Relief I have had since high school.