Strip Club Reports

**Kirkachoo** · 05-03-13 00:16

I have heard so much about the fun that can be had. Any advice?

**BigTenGuy** · 05-02-13 22:33

I was in Detroit earlier in the week and decided to try out a couple new clubs. I'm from out of town and at that point had only visited Flight Club. Loved FC but decided it was time to broaden my horizons.

Started the day off at Penthouse around 2:00pm. There were at least 10 girls working and around 20 patrons. These girls were the hottest overall I've seen at a club. A few 9's, several 8's and maybe one 7.

I was seated at the bar and loved the view but found out quickly that the hottest girls already had their regulars lined up and a new kid in town wasn't going to get a chance with any of them. Finally had a girl come over to chat a bit. I apologize but I am horrible with names but she was blondish brown hair with a lot of ink, including tats on her chest. Usually I don't care for a ton of ink but she had a nice petite body with a great ass and nice perky B's. Plus she made it very clear that she was a wild one and was in the mood for some fun in the VIP upstairs.

She started off at $$$ for FS or $.5 for BJ. I shot back with $$ for everything and was but found she wasn't willing to go below $$.5. I would have been more than willing to spend that for some of the others I saw dancing but not for her. I ended up agreeing to $ for BBBJCIM. Once we got up to the VIP did a couple warm up songs followed by some lack luster BJ but kept trying to upsell to FS. Wasn't will to pay that much so made it clear I just wanted to what we agreed to downstairs. She then went to town as though it was the last unit she'd ever get ahold of. Best BBBJCIM I've had in a club. She took the full load then went to the side of couch and spit it out on the floor. Said she didn't want to get too full before dinner!

I had a great time and felt it was $ well spent but next time I want to get their earlier and try to get my hand one of the other girls that caught my eye.

I still had some money after I left PH so I figured why should my day end there. Figured I didn't have enough for much fun at Flight Club but thought I might get some milage at Bogarts. Stopped in around 4:30pm and there were about 8 dancers and 12 or so customers. I had my eye on a light brownish hair spinner. She is short and has a gymnist type body but I never did get her name. She was doing it for me but I she was sitting with some guy for the entire hour or so that I was there. Never did see him spend any money.

Finally I gave up on her and decided to take Amanda up on her offer. She was a far cry from what I was gawking at over at PH but at $.25 for FS I figured I'd give it a go. Got my wristband and into the closet we went. After some BBBJ she pulled out the cover and went cg for a bit followed by rcg and finishing k9. She was nothing to scream about and probably would go running back to Detroit for her but in a pinch she did the job.

For you Detroit vets, which club should be next on my to-do list?

**Tubes** · 05-02-13 08:17

Originally Posted by HeywoodJablomi [View Original Post]

No, she's an ebony girl with a very pretty face and natural bees.

Ok, can't help. I thought you were talking about a younger white goth looking girl. Tall, skinny, very goth, dark makeup, long dark hair, skinny. She typically works at Centerfold but has been known to work at Tycoons. As long as were speaking about her, nice girl, decent dances but that is about it.

**Sourpuss** · 05-02-13 04:13

Originally Posted by JDirt [View Original Post]

Well the day is almost here and hopefully I have all my ducks in a row. I will be at Player's Lounge at 2pm, sitting in the South-East corner of the bar. There isn't a cover charge for day-shift and you can park on the street if you're not comfortable with valet. The bar is smoke friendly, so if you're a non-smoker and you can't go home smelling like smoke I suggest you bring a change of clothes. I'm a non-smoker and the bar isn't that smokey. When you come into the bar you can just come over to that area of the bar or ask the door-man (Dean) for Joe.

Drink specials: $3 domestic beers and $4 Imported Beer. They do have great food too if you want to grab a bite to eat. As far as the Coliseum, we will just play that by ear. If you show up late and just come to the Coliseum after 7pm tell the door-girl and or door-man you're meeting Joe and they will waive the cover and point you over to our group.

Free entry into the Collie, just ask for Joe, thanks) B There. No Valet needed here, but thanks JD!

Sourpuss

**HeywoodJablomi** · 05-01-13 17:33

Originally Posted by HeywoodJablomi [View Original Post]

Hit this joint for a change of pace and had a nice time. Pm for details. Got into some Trouble. Looking for tips about Harmony and Clio.

P. S. Trouble is the stage name of a 5'11" blonde with big cans.

**HeywoodJablomi** · 05-01-13 17:25

Originally Posted by Tubes [View Original Post]

Is Harmony a taller skinny brunette, goth looking?

No, she's an ebony girl with a very pretty face and natural bees.

**Tubes** · 05-01-13 03:50

Originally Posted by HeywoodJablomi [View Original Post]

Hit this joint for a change of pace and had a nice time. Pm for details. Got into some Trouble. Looking for tips about Harmony and Clio.

Is Harmony a taller skinny brunette, goth looking?

**HeywoodJablomi** · 05-01-13 03:04

Hit this joint for a change of pace and had a nice time. Pm for details. Got into some Trouble. Looking for tips about Harmony and Clio.

**Horn Dog Too** · 04-30-13 09:52

Just felt like looking at some nearly nude ladies, not in the mood for extras, so I ventured to Henry VIII with not too high hopes. Walked in abouit 9:30p and I was pretty pleasantly surprised. First girl I see on the side stage was really pretty, nicely built and had no ink! Sat down at the bar and watched her set tipped her and got a little personal attention. The rest of the girls were not horrid like has been previously reported by others and observed by me as well. Only one really thick dancer, and the rest were OK. I got approached by two or three girls, no henry handshakes which was ok, as that's not what I was there for anyway. The girl onstage when I walked in had two guys waiting for private time so she didn't have time to hit on me before I decided to take it down the road to Bogart's. There were about 30 patrons and 10 or so dancers, so a pretty good night for H8. Maybe 10 buck Monday had something to do with it.

Got to Bogies about 10; 30 and only about 10 patrons and that many dancers. I was attracted to an older shapely blond that was on stage. She is built sweet with a nice pair of bolt ons, can't remember her name, and was hoping to have a chat with her after her set, but that didn't happen. A young hottie came and sat with me and started chatting and didn't stop. What a Debbie Downer, her name is Ryan. Probably won't see her again if her sad story is true. She needs 1200 bux by today to pay her bail bondsman or she's off to jail."So sorry I can't help honey." Anyway I guess she took the hint and off to another "helper." The blonde didn't come out of the ladies room the rest of the time I was there. The rest of the ladies were of a higher quality than at H8 and really good for Bogies. I think that if I was in the mood, I could have got a pretty good deal for extras due to the lack of patrons. I would have checked it out had the blonde of my desires emerged from the loo. Hopefully she wasn't having digestive issues.

Keep the freak on ya'll.

**Passenger** · 04-29-13 22:14

Originally Posted by Big Puff Daddy [View Original Post]

You were there way too early. I had not been there in maybe 2 years until a few months ago when I went on night shift on a Fri or Sat. There were plenty of good looking girls. Not nearly as many do extras as in other clubs like BT's down the street, but they were to be had.

Pantheion was looking better a couple months ago, but it seems the quality and quantity has slipped again, recently.

**Big Puff Daddy** · 04-29-13 19:27

Originally Posted by KnightRide [View Original Post]

Was out in Dearborn for business Saturday evening. Decided to stop by Pantheon as I had never been and saw a couple decent reviews here. Saw only about 4 girls, all with booth members, no one dancing on stage. Decided to drink my beer and see if I got any attention. After about 15 minutes of no one dancing on stage or coming to see me, I decided to head out. It was about 2:30ish so maybe the girls hadn't started to come in yet. Will try again, as the layout looked nice and the girls looked hot, from far away at least. Wanted to visit BT's but I was too short on time.

You were there way too early. I had not been there in maybe 2 years until a few months ago when I went on night shift on a Fri or Sat. There were plenty of good looking girls. Not nearly as many do extras as in other clubs like BT's down the street, but they were to be had.

**Gwailo** · 04-29-13 16:57

Originally Posted by RobertRuiz [View Original Post]

STD has been spread from BBBJ, FS and "extra."

But hot girls never have std's, only ugly ones.

**Oneknot** · 04-29-13 11:48

Originally Posted by RobertRuiz [View Original Post]

STD has been spread from BBBJ, FS and "extra."

Oh my god is that true?

Sir, do you truly think that we are stupid? Do you think that no one understands the risks involved in this hobby? I petition the forum moderator to remove this person. First post and this is what they put up? We don't need op-ed posts from get right with god newbies.

**Oneknot** · 04-29-13 11:42

Ok so Saturday night we hit up Flight Club. Nice club but when you walk in the door, it is like the staff attaches a shop vacuum to your wallet. I bet they would try to charge you for saying hello if they could. The talent wasn't bad, and I ended up having a good time with one of the dancers. Next Ed changed it up a bit and got up Bogies. Big mistake. The place literally had 6 girls that looked like they had been through the ringer. So back to FC we went. I found a great little dancer by the name Mandy or Amanda. She took me upstairs and made me forget about all of my problems. What a gem!

**KnightRide** · 04-28-13 22:35

Was out in Dearborn for business Saturday evening. Decided to stop by Pantheon as I had never been and saw a couple decent reviews here. Saw only about 4 girls, all with booth members, no one dancing on stage. Decided to drink my beer and see if I got any attention. After about 15 minutes of no one dancing on stage or coming to see me, I decided to head out. It was about 2:30ish so maybe the girls hadn't started to come in yet. Will try again, as the layout looked nice and the girls looked hot, from far away at least. Wanted to visit BT's but I was too short on time.