Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

Stopped in Min Hua couple days ago. Drew some crazy wench who said she was Linda. I said I thought Linda was on bacation and she said no her name was Sofia. Whatever. I told her about 4 or 5 of the girls I'd seen there before. *About then, one of you fukkers came in the room next door asking for Fun Fun, then asked for the water pack (whatever the fuck the water pack is). Anyway. 20 min of crap massage got me to the flip, where she hovered her hands around the junk. I guided her hands the rest of the way, and she backed up and started gesturing with her hands. I didn't know what she was doing, so she pointed to my clothes. I whispered in as low a voice as I could "yes, I'll tip you" (or something like that) , and she about freaks telling me to be quiet. This went back and forth for a couple of minutes, till she finally put a scowl on her face and started a mechanical HJ. When I blew she put her hand over my cock, and actually against my pee hole. WTF? Did she think I was going to stop cumming? I jerked back and yelled ouch, and she said sorry, like it was an accident, and again motioned for me to be quiet. She gave me a half-assed wipe down, & walked out. I got dressed and noticed I was there for only about 35-40 min. I said so up front and paid 40 and tipped crazy wench 20 and hustled out. *Someone called her Sophie (not Sofia) as I left. Whatever, just avoid.

Min Hua has always been a shit hole, but at least it was a sure thing. Not so sure any more. I'll think long & hard before I repeat. And as always, YMMV. *

CnB

I saw SophieSophia last time too. She almost blocked the jizz flow with me as well. Worse than that is those providers who literally pinch your shaft like a damn tourniquet as it to "make you cum less." That shit just plain hurts. I think if that every happens again to me I'm going to give the girl's neck a gentle squeeze and ask how she likes it. Sophie is one to be avoided.

[Member #5428]

Ok, so as promised I ventured back to see Linda. The massage was very sensual, especially in the last 10 minutes with me uncovered and her hands getting as close as you can imagine, but at end she just wouldn't pull the trigger (so to speak). It became clear that the girl was just scared of owner Kelly finding out, since she has only been back working for a few weeks. In her words "I am only back two weeks, don't want to cause trouble".

For now, my recommendation is to avoid Tulip if you are interested in HE. Linda does provide a quality session, but getting all worked up with no release is not my cup of tea. DIY might be allowed, but thats not my thing with AMP.

T59

[Cocknballs]

Stopped in Min Hua couple days ago. Drew some crazy wench who said she was Linda. I said I thought Linda was on bacation and she said no her name was Sofia. Whatever. I told her about 4 or 5 of the girls I'd seen there before. *About then, one of you fukkers came in the room next door asking for Fun Fun, then asked for the water pack (whatever the fuck the water pack is). Anyway. 20 min of crap massage got me to the flip, where she hovered her hands around the junk. I guided her hands the rest of the way, and she backed up and started gesturing with her hands. I didn't know what she was doing, so she pointed to my clothes. I whispered in as low a voice as I could "yes, I'll tip you" (or something like that) , and she about freaks telling me to be quiet. This went back and forth for a couple of minutes, till she finally put a scowl on her face and started a mechanical HJ. When I blew she put her hand over my cock, and actually against my pee hole. WTF? Did she think I was going to stop cumming? I jerked back and yelled ouch, and she said sorry, like it was an accident, and again motioned for me to be quiet. She gave me a half-assed wipe down, & walked out. I got dressed and noticed I was there for only about 35-40 min. I said so up front and paid 40 and tipped crazy wench 20 and hustled out. *Someone called her Sophie (not Sofia) as I left. Whatever, just avoid.

Min Hua has always been a shit hole, but at least it was a sure thing. Not so sure any more. I'll think long & hard before I repeat. And as always, YMMV. *

CnB

[Osmosiss]

Wow, that is just ridiculous. I'd rather see an ad with no photos than fake photos and be pleasantly surprised with low expectations.

Wow, that ranks up there with some of the stupidest fake photos ever used.

Why don't they go ahead and use pics of Beyonce or Rhianna while they're at it?

[CaptainMarvel]

Apparently Giada DeLaurentis from the Food Network is giving sensual massages on the northside. I am very excited about this development!

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ow-29/17279745

Seriously, do these pimps / women put any effort at all into trying to find fake pics?

Wow, that ranks up there with some of the stupidest fake photos ever used.

Why don't they go ahead and use pics of Beyonce or Rhianna while they're at it?

[Rob Smith]

Apparently Giada DeLaurentis from the Food Network is giving sensual massages on the northside. I am very excited about this development!

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ow-29/17279745

Seriously, do these pimps / women put any effort at all into trying to find fake pics?

[Cocknballs]

Royal used to be OK a few years ago. There was a woman who would provide a HE but, as with most parlors, service has declined to its present, dismal state.

NL is right, Royal Foot Spa is a good example of what I was talking about a couple days ago. There were actually a few providers who would give HE, and all of them gave excellent therapeutic massages as well. As good as I've ever gotten, even from "legit" therapists. There were some girls there who wouldn't give HE, of course, but they all gave great massages. I even managed to get take-out there too. *

But the ownership and management changed a couple years ago, and as NL said, extras are non-existent there now. All of the former providers left with the change. *As far as I know, all of the new providers are completely legit (I'd like to hear if anyone knows otherwise).

The reason I keep going to these places is that I keep hoping to find similar set-ups (great massage with HE, from someone who's not a hag). I got to think they're still out there, just fewer and farther between. But that's what this board is for: to help each other find them. Maybe I'm a little naive.

[MarshalRick]

LOL! That it actually says ". Or any of HIS employees.". Can't believe the sexism included in that!

T59

So this does not apply to female owner? LOL

[IAmNotGr8]

LOL! That it actually says ". Or any of HIS employees.". Can't believe the sexism included in that!

T59

Hope I am not reading about Middle East.

[Niteluvr]

Stopped in, as saw ad on craigslist, address 5280 Buford hwy, inside 285. Mostly Chinese men hanging around, one 50 yr old female named Amy. Place is small and chairs crammed together in front of rooms that only have curtains and walls that do not go to ceiling. Had foot massage from Amy that was pretty good and left. Will not return.

NP

Royal used to be OK a few years ago. There was a woman who would provide a HE but, as with most parlors, service has declined to its present, dismal state.

[NotParticular]

Stopped in, as saw ad on craigslist, address 5280 Buford hwy, inside 285. Mostly Chinese men hanging around, one 50 yr old female named Amy. Place is small and chairs crammed together in front of rooms that only have curtains and walls that do not go to ceiling. Had foot massage from Amy that was pretty good and left. Will not return.

NP

[Slippry]

Hello Everyone,

First of all, I've been a Senior Member before but keep losing access to my former accounts (I go through spells where I blow away all my contact info and try to kick the habit). Here are posts from two of my former usernames:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...27#post1360527

(Slippery Jimbo username)

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...07#post1524507

(Slippry Jimbo username)

Anyway, I'm back again with new updates from the last many months of scouting things out. As always, I am not an AMP guy, nor an AA guy, nor a older lady guy, nor a thick girl guy. Petite (A or B cup ideal), youngish, and Caucasian (sometime latinas) are requirements for me.

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Saw These and Will Repeat: All white, younger, good-looking, offer something nice, and worth the time / money IMHO (PM for details)

http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-TexasAngel3030

http://georgia.backpage.com/BodyRubs...te-21/14470327

(one of my favs)

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...le-28/12619278

(also excellent, friend of the above)

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-_-21/14720872

(another fav)

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ta-27/15967748

(this is renee, she's great. Other girls there are great too, like Rachel, Dylan, others you can find by searching on the phone number)

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nd-24/16086768

http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/massagedream

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/17123888

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Stay away, she is psycho. Even though she is cute and offers FS.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...38-22/16224204

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Contemplating some of these. Do you have any info about them?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ch-22/16653436

http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/faerygirl888

http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/ANEWTOUCH

(no pic)

http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Andrea2011

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ad-24/16072001

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ll-26/17172593

(boobs prbly too big for me)

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...se-25/17130581

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...as-25/15210442

(boobs prbly too big for me)

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...on-24/15209304

(AA?)

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...el-30/17090566

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Other thoughts:

* Success getting BJ in Mardi Gras (3 different girls) and Tattletales (most offer there) VIPs from similar quality girls.

* Tried some escort services but hate the experience relative to massage on a table. Escort body rubs stink.

* I have good references in many other cities. If you tell me a city (via PM) , I might have pointers.

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In conclusion, if you have any specific leads similar to these, PM me with some great lead advice. Likewise PM me for details on the above. And if you've PM'd my previous Slippery usernames in the past, I don't have access to those accounts anymore. PM me on this account.

Slippery Jimbo "Latest Revision"

[Gene0916]

Any know any whereabouts or where she's at? Trying to see if she really truely left to like texas or just at a different parlor in atlanta, use to see her in Gold all the time.

Do girls at Gold ever take like 1 month break and ever come back, I know Annie has been in Gold for years. Thanks all

[Member #5428]

This is my favorite one. A real deal breaker for me. Dammit! Whats wrong with a little manipulation every now and then.

Sec 52-23. M.

No massage practitioner or any of his employees shall manipulate, fondle or handle the sexual organs or anus of any person.

And another good one:

All employees and other persons on the premises, with the exception of customers receiving a massage from a state licensed massage therapist, shall be completely clothed at all times when administering a massage. For the purposes of this article, the term "completely clothed" means having on the upper portion of the body appropriate undergarments and either blouse or shirt which shall cover all the upper body save the arms and neck, and shall mean having on the lower body appropriate undergarments plus either pants or skirt, and said pants or skirt must cover from the waist down to a point at least two inches above the knee. All clothes worn in compliance with this article shall be entirely non-transparent.

LOL! That it actually says ". Or any of HIS employees.". Can't believe the sexism included in that!

T59

[Firm Offer]

I have to 2nd this. I went probably 3 years ago and it was horrible. Shit massage, no action. So much potential she has, but wasted.

I went to see her a couple years ago as well. At that time there was no draping at all, and on the flip I asked about a "release" and she went nuts. She said she is a Christian and married and that would be unfaithful to her hubby. I said ok, ok, forget it. Then she brings out a drape and covers up big all and the boys. And every ad since has said "draping optional while face down." Well damn, thanks for that! My advice, STAY AWAY!