Strip Club Reports

[AllRight999]

Does anyone know where Krista from H8S went? I haven't seen her in awhile and the last time she said she works at other clubs too.

[Jooop]

I want to like this place, I really do. Unfortunately, I have yet to have an eventful visit. Stopped in Tuesday afternoon around 4pm and sat at the bar. I didn't count the girls, but there were enough to have 3 stages open. Tipped a few while they danced on stage and sipped on my $3 beer. Not a single one came to see me, all went to regulars, or backroom never to be seen again. Waited about an hour before finally leaving.

And oh yeah, as has been reported before, you will go home smelling like an ashtray because they do not enforce the smoking in clubs / restaurants ban here. Sucks if your a non-smoker like me.

Try chocolate you have better luck.

[Electronman]

There's a slender a-cup blonde (sometimes streaked redhead) at BTs that calls herself Tessa, sometimes Deena. She's been reviewed here before. Hangs out with top notch ebony named V. Just search for "Tessa" and you'll see her. Now, as if to make things more confusing, there's a new slender a-cup brunette at BTs that also calls herself Tessa. Maybe a little taller than the first one. I'd say 5'8". 6' in heels. Dayshift. I recently took her back for BBBJ for 100 and was truly impressed with her skills. Right up there with the best of the best (like Luna and the aforementioned V). Some girls can really go deep, others add great hand action, etc. This one has a magic tongue, like some kind of cum coaxing serpent from the fifth circle of hell. Or heaven. Depending how you keep score.

I agree with your positive review of Tessa 2. Girl next door looks (when the girls next door didn't have tattoos and piercings everywhere!) , nice slender body and very congenial. Good investment for a VIP trip.

[JSmith001]

Anyone been to this place since it re-opened? I didn't see a sign with a name so I have no idea what it's called. If I had the money I would have stopped in for a visit.

Last time I was in there was about 2 years ago and dancers weren't doing their job. I sat in there for like an hour and not 1 girl approached. Place was filled with thuggish types, and it just had a really bad vibe. That is not really relevant though as it was 2 years ago. What is relevant is that I saw 4 cop cars there last Saturday night around closing time. Haven't been able to find any news reports as to what happened though.

[KnightRide]

I want to like this place, I really do. Unfortunately, I have yet to have an eventful visit. Stopped in Tuesday afternoon around 4pm and sat at the bar. I didn't count the girls, but there were enough to have 3 stages open. Tipped a few while they danced on stage and sipped on my $3 beer. Not a single one came to see me, all went to regulars, or backroom never to be seen again. Waited about an hour before finally leaving.

And oh yeah, as has been reported before, you will go home smelling like an ashtray because they do not enforce the smoking in clubs / restaurants ban here. Sucks if your a non-smoker like me.

[HeywoodJablomi]

Luna sat with me for a while at lunch yesterday. Suicide girl right? I was going to get a dance from her until I saw her walk up to the bar. She was just way too skinny and had no ass. I like them with some curves.

Agreed. She looked great a year ago, but has since lost about 25 lbs that she couldn't afford to lose.

[HeywoodJablomi]

There's a slender a-cup blonde (sometimes streaked redhead) at BTs that calls herself Tessa, sometimes Deena. She's been reviewed here before. Hangs out with top notch ebony named V. Just search for "Tessa" and you'll see her. Now, as if to make things more confusing, there's a new slender a-cup brunette at BTs that also calls herself Tessa. Maybe a little taller than the first one. I'd say 5'8". 6' in heels. Dayshift. I recently took her back for BBBJ for 100 and was truly impressed with her skills. Right up there with the best of the best (like Luna and the aforementioned V). Some girls can really go deep, others add great hand action, etc. This one has a magic tongue, like some kind of cum coaxing serpent from the fifth circle of hell. Or heaven. Depending how you keep score.

[Member #4934]

There was nothing wrong with your report or the rest of your audience. Not sure why I was so impatient. Probably overworked and needing to get laid. Feeling better now.

It's cool, man. I didn't reply immediately to see how other posters felt.

While I can see why my lengthy post comes off as a bit self-indulgent, it seems that others do appreciate lots of details. My previous reviews have been of similar length. It's typical to get a response or two asking for the SportsCenter version.

I'm interested to read your next review, though.

[Member #4934]

Deep FK after someone else has been in her mouth within a few hours.

Sorry, but that's kinda gross.

Everyone has their preferences and fetishes, so what's gross to you might turn someone else on. Having said that, I caught her first dance after getting on shift. However, I don't know if she was sucking her man off raw before work. It's a risk, but her breath was quite fresh, especially for a smoker.

[RCS310]

Gone a few times since my last report on the place. Not much has changed in the way of the talent. The raid scare's over, and the VIP's back in full swing.

First report is on Kristina (stage name Gemini). She's a pretty average-looking gal, brown hair past the shoulders, wears glasses. She's a little jerky when she rides, but she gets the job done. Last time helped her out with a little extra, but she's good to go for $5, probably can talk her down from there, especially later on in the night.

Also had Anna a bit ago. She caught me looking when she was flashing her giner on stage. Said she comes in maybe 3 times a month. I know I hadn't seen her before. Shorter blond hair, little bit of kid evidence. 30s. My standard $5 for fun upstairs. Great oral, had me so close that I was barely inside before I nutted.

Then there's Jessica. Jessica's become my go-to when I want intimate without the intercourse (yeah yeah, get the chuckles out). Nothing's been offered by her, and I haven't suggested yet, and doubt I will. It's nice to have one that I can just take up for a good slow dance. She's got very curly blond hair above the shoulders, nice bees, not rail thin, but certainly not showing any flab. Very pleasant to just sit and chat with, and very friendly during the private dances without going right for the the. Standard dance fees apply, of course, but like I said. Sometimes I need the caressing more than the cumming.

I've got a few on the radar for visits down the road. Honey, a spinner with long brown hair, who I had to turn away once before while waiting for someone to finish her stage time. I've also been curious about Lydia, looks to be late 30s, early 40s, blond with a nice set of bolt-ons, very fit body. Just looks like she was made for pleasure. More to come if and when I notch those two.

[Cryptic28]

Anyone been to this place since it re-opened? I didn't see a sign with a name so I have no idea what it's called. If I had the money I would have stopped in for a visit.

[Emilio Largo]

Thanks for the report on Players. I too had a disappointing trip to Players. I called the Club around 3PM on a Sunday afternoon and asked if they were open. The person who answered the phone assured me that they opened at 3PM. I arrived around 3:45 and ordered a beer. A couple of dancers were sitting at the bar smoking and eating lunch. I'm not a smoker and I don't like breathing second hand smoke and smelling like an ash tray when I leave a club so I considered bolting. (side note, for those who do not live in Michigan, smoking is prohibited in restaurants and bars) However, the smokers were at some distance from me and I was curious as to how long it would take the club to actually produce a dancer on stage so I decided to finish my beer. Around 4:15, the first dancer appeared on stage. I saw a rotation of 4 dancers on stage, ranging from a 6 to an 8. Wanting to sample the lap dance area, I invited a dark haired non-smoker who was a solid 8 for a lap dance. The downstairs lap dance area was comfortable and very private. Got a decent lap dance for 20. I inquired about extras and my dancer said "only after I get to know someone will I consider extras." I suspect that a little charm and a few dollars might have convinced her that she knew me well enough to consider extras that afternoon but I had already decided to bail on the club. On the way out, I was accosted by one of the heavy smokers- a blonde with a nice body but a travel-worn face. She started her conversation by complaining about another customer who had offered her $80 for a BBBJ- interesting sales tactic. When I didn't make a higher offer, she proceeded to tell me some rambling story until I interrupted to tell her that I was leaving.

I want to like this club. The VIP area is nice and it doesn't charge a per visit fee (like BT's $20 per visit VIP fee). Unfortunately the smokey environment and the absence of dancers on stage until well after opening time convinced me to find a more enjoyable club for this particular Sunday afternoon.

Nancy, like every other single dancer, is available for extras if the price is right and she is comfortable with you. Otherwise, these dancers wouldn't last long in today's strip clubs.

[Downriverdude]

I arrived at the bar at 9:30 and there were about 20 dancers (five 8's, allot of 7's, and a few 6's) and 2 hot shot girls with about 30 customers. I chatted with 5 different dancers and a few of them were dance only and a hot tall bruenette wanted $$ for FS and wouldn't budge. I ended up receiving CFS (CBJ, K9, and CG) from Karma (mid 20's, white, blonde, C-cup tits, overall a hot dancer with a nice curvy body) for $.20 total, it was ok but alittle rushed. Karma said that she usually works Fri and Sat Nights. Other costs were. 10 door admission, .06 valet, .0750 for a beer with tip, and .20 VIP tax. Total time at the bar was about 90 minutes. FYI, I spoke with the manger and mentioned to him that customers don't like the .20 VIP tax and he gave me 4 free door admission passes.

[AllRight999]

It has been about a year since my last visit. Lots of BeePee girls, SWs and UTR girl have been occupying my time. But I still love the D's club scene. I Arrived about 8:30pm on a Tuesday. The lot had quite a few cars and a few guys walked in just before I did. Paid the $7 cover and got some kind of a worthless raffle ticket. No one was sitting in sniffer's row, but most of the tables and chairs were full.

I took a seat at the bar and ordered a $6. 75 beer, tipping $2. 25. I was going to order a bottled water, but they wanted $10. Not even if I was on fire at Lalapalooza, would I pay that. I took in the bar and the excitement while waiting for the inevitable sales pitch from some low quality dancers.

Sports and news were on the many HD TVs, and the DJ was spinning semof my favorite stripclub tracks. I counted about 10 dancers. One 9, an 8, two 7s, with the rest being 6s. I think there were 2 Black girls and one Latina, with the rest being White. There were two shot girls working, but only one was hot. I think three waitresses were working, but they were not hot at all. Two bartender gals were serving up suds, nicely. I couldn't really spot any bouncers, but counted the door guy, DJ, cook, and a stock boy.

Normally I don't attend clubs non-sober, but I was on some Michigan Medicinal that felt great. But it had me super queasy and paranoid for the first 15 minutes. As I drank my brew, my stomach settled and I was able to concentrate on the girls. The three stages were going like usual, but few guys did any tipping.

Eventually a super hot girl (the 9) was on the main stage. She was tan, tall, thin, had long brown hair with perky Bs, about 21yo. I wanted her bad and went to approach to tip, but a group of guys beat me to her, then I got cock blocked by one of the shot girls. I told her to come back when I had a lady with me.

I watched the 9 come off stage and she blew right by me to sit with the group that tipped her. (Crap, she's off the list for the next few hours) So I looked at several other dancers. None were nasty, but I was in the mood for lean White meat. A couple of girls stopped by to ask for dances. I told them I was waiting for someone else, but tipped each one and said that I liked their stage show. All were very pleasent and said to talk to them later if I changed my mind.

Eventually the 8 got on stage. She had the same description as the 9, except she looked about 8 years older, had slightly droopy Bs (not perky) , and was missing a couple of teeth when she smiled big. I tipped her on stage and asked her to come see me. H* was super sweet and said she had to dismiss another guy who she was hanging with. No problem here. She got off the stage, dismissed the guy and asked me if a smoke break was cool. I said yes and requested that she freshen up after that.

H* came back to me after a few songs and said "I'm all freshened up!" We did some discussion of the fun. She started at $200 for FS, I countered several times and got her down to $130 for a half hour. From past experience, I knew I was paying more than normal, but she was really hot and I wanted her, so I accepted. I made sure to let her know it would take me a while, so she should try to get skipped in the rotation. I bought her a drink and a shot, plus one for the shot girl. Tipped $5 and headed back to VIP with her.

VIP caries a $10 wristband tax, which I paid and tipped $5. H* took me to the biggest booth and assured me that I could take as long as I needed. She was really nice and guaranteed I would be satisfied, so I was pumped.

I took off my pants, hung them up and H* sat on my lap; straddling me. I requested a warm-up dance with her removing her clothes as she danced. She did this expertly and really ground into my lap with her boney ass. H* turned me on right away and allowed plenty of DFK. Soon she was in her birthday suit riding me in my underwear.

After the warm up song she started to go down, but I asked her if I could taste her first. She readily accepted, stood up and straddled my face while hanging from the top of the booth. Oh man was that giner smooth and tasty! (She didn't lie when she said she freshened up) H* has a big hood, but small lips, all of which I teased, licked, and sucked. I must have been doing a good job as she pushed my head deeper and she started moaning. Before the end of the song she was pulling my hair and shaking.

Totally pleased with myself, I help her get down and remove my underwear. H* pulls out the cover (at my request) , rolls it on and starts sucking away. At first it was like she was sucking a popsicle with long, slow suction. Then she switched to lollipop style with licks alternating with insertion. Then she moved onto deep throating it, and man she got it all! It's really hard for me to bust with oral, and darn near impossible with a CBJ, so I pulled her up after the next song ended.

H* got right on top for some rowdy CG action. It was slow going at first, because she was really tight. She started out with slow strokes while providing DFK. Man she is a good kisser! Soon she moved around and around, mixing in shallow and deep thrusts. Once she noticed I was not about to cum, she started trying to get another O for herself. Within a song she was able to do just that, and it was definitely real as my balls were dripping wet with her juices.

She asked if I came, and when I said no she switched to RCG and massaged my balls while bouncing up and down. This woman was a total hottie, and was trying her damnedest to make me happy. I was having a great night! I decided to press my luck, so I licked a finger and started to massage her balloon knot. To my surprise she just moaned even louder. By the end of the song she was being really loud, uncomfortably loud! It made me a little nervous, but I thought to myself that I had tipped the VIP guy, so he should leave us alone.

H* didn't cum again, but was close. I asked her if I could finish her with my mouth, and she laid back in the chair and said "hell yeah!" I think I got like half a song's worth of time with me tongue in her snatch and she came again. I had lost a bit of strength doing RCG, but after making her cum again I was able to rally with a diamond cutter! I tried to hit it Mish, but it was difficult on the little chair, so we switched to standing K9.

I pounded her slow and fast to the rhythm of the music for about three songs. I didn't think I was ever going to cum, but she reached back between her legs and massaged my ball bag with her saliva and pussy juice. It was awesome and I told her I was going to cum. She started moaning really loud for my benefit and I blew in the cover, deep in her tight pussy.

But it didn't end there! H* dipped her head real low and worked her hips around and around while I was deep inside. I swear she milked out even more baby batter for a good half song. After pull out she kissed me and asked if I was satisfied. Boy was I ever!

Total damage:

$7 entry.

$10 VIP tax.

$30 in tipping and drinks.

$130 in dances.

$20 dance tip.

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$197 for about an hour of fun; well worth it, IMHO.

Deep FK after someone else has been in her mouth within a few hours.

Sorry, but that's kinda gross.

[HeywoodJablomi]

Sometimes an SC girl in the VIP will be told that it's her turn to dance and she'll have to pay a "skip fee" if she wants to continue whatever it is you're doing. This is sometimes if not always total bs and just a way for the bouncer to get an extra 20 (or so, I've heard 40). Don't pay it!