Massage Parlor Reports

**Ricky James1** · 04-16-13 10:44

My three cents:

1) Always lay face up on the table naked while waiting for them to come into the room to start the massage after you undress. I think that sends a pretty good message regarding what I'm here for.

2) If they try to cover you with a towel either immediately tell them you don't need that and it's hot or wait about 5 minutes and then slide it off and say you don't need it. Sometimes the girls like to do that thing where they straddle you and use the towel to rub and press on your back to get things started so waiting for 5 minutes isn't a bad idea.

3) I like to negotiate after the flip when we know each other a little better and can tell more about what she might be game for.

Originally Posted by Krystar [View Original Post]

Good read, thanks.

**TheeeGentleman** · 04-16-13 10:43

I'm not a Joan regular, but I did see her twice a while ago. For my taste she was a bit stocky, too much belly for me. With me she was very nice, friendly, and pleasant. I saw no signs of drug use or unusual behavior. She has a child that she cares for greatly. If she pushed my buttons I would definitely repeat. YMMV.

Originally Posted by WaltLewis [View Original Post]

Listen If you like it I love it. Several of these broads worked out of the same spot before they got well established, so I'm going to leave it at that, again as I said his take on certain matters was spot on. I don't cheerlead or whiteknight not really my angle, get it.

**TopGun9181** · 04-16-13 07:48

SO I TOFTT and went to this place that just opened on John Young and Deerfeild just before hunters creek. The add said 59 with table shower when I called mamasam said only for 30 min but if you like ill give you 69 for a hour. I went and walked in to find a young asian lady who was dressed casual. Asked for the hour and she said. 80 when I told her that mamasam told me 69 she gave me a nasty look and started calling people. After about 5 min of calling and no one picking up she finally said okay and took my .7. As I was led to the room the place was SUPER CLEAN but the lady was still not in a good mood when I asked her for the table shower she said well that does not come with the special I said thats fine but B. P mentioned free table shower she agreed and was giving the WORST TS EVER all that was done she put water on my back for 2 min and flip put water o my front for 1 min and off we go the TS looked nice and comfy it looked like a pool table.

Now the bad this is it is tile so I nearly slipped a few times walking back to the room. She started massaging my back and tbh I could have got a better massage from a double amputee lady than from what I got from this lady she put ZERO EFFORT in her massage she told me it was her first day and I asked if she ever massaged before she said she did at this place called AMAZON near universal however I highly doubt it because she just put NO EFFORT IN THE MASSAGE.

On the flip she went right about and put my hand on JR to where I took her hand and put it on him. One thing she did a lousy weird HJ but whatever she did made me bust in a minute. Once I busted she said THANK YOU and walked out. Okay thats it to wear I looked and saw I only got 35 min. I said okay I was not going to argue I gave her. 2 tip and told her I will not be comming back to this place. She said her name was Raquel.

Clean:9/10.

Looks: 7/10.

Massage 2/10.

HE: 4/10.

Will not repeat.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...it-now/8116741

**Sundvd** · 04-16-13 03:55

Originally Posted by GuyIn407 [View Original Post]

Less of a report, more of a general question, but when an ad says "flat rates" does that actually mean flat rates or they won't upcharge you for menu items? I'm a bit lost on the lingo here if anyone could sort it out either on here or via a PM I'd appreciate it. Thanks.

Listen when your dealing with AMP there's always a upcharge. If you go in there expecting flat rates. Don't expect any party favors.

**GuyIn407** · 04-16-13 00:38

Less of a report, more of a general question, but when an ad says "flat rates" does that actually mean flat rates or they won't upcharge you for menu items? I'm a bit lost on the lingo here if anyone could sort it out either on here or via a PM I'd appreciate it. Thanks.

**WaltLewis** · 04-15-13 22:45

Originally Posted by RoccoJeremmy [View Original Post]

Hold it there people,

If we are talking about Joan white latina, maybe wrong or the guy is an asshole. I am Joan regular and I do enjoy every single second with her. Once again, if we are talking about the same girl because in the past she worked with other chicks.

Listen If you like it I love it. Several of these broads worked out of the same spot before they got well established, so I'm going to leave it at that, again as I said his take on certain matters was spot on. I don't cheerlead or whiteknight not really my angle, get it.

**Krystar** · 04-15-13 22:00

Originally Posted by Gentleman 100 [View Original Post]

This usually works for me. YMMV. This info is for my first visit to an AMP. Afterwards, the girls know you and will take care of you without any games.

Always be safe.

1. Do not argue about the house fee. It is okay to ask for a discount, but pay mamasan quickly.

1A) You will get the better girl.

1B) Mamasan will not label you as a cheap jerk to the provider.

2. Table Shower First: when she greets you, gently rub her ass (LEO check).

2A) Always take the table shower first.

2B) Girls (especially Asians) want their man to be clean.

2C) This is the ideal time to see how it is going to go for you.

2D) Tell her where you want her to clean: if needed, guide her hand.

3. In the Room.

3A) Offer the tip first: offer what you can. This is a good time to tell her what you want. Negotiate with her and, if needed, let her know that you will bring more next time (this does not alway work, but it is worth a try).

3B) While on your stomach: gentl massage her ass and inner thighs / vagine. If no objections, you are 1/2-way home.

3C) On the Flip: if no negotiations were done in Step 3a, now is the time. Always be polite, but confident. Tell her that she is pretty, caring, nice, etc. During the massage (does not hurt).

If you do not get any extras, never ever go back. Post your experience on this board. You will do all of us a favor.

*Some like to negotiate after the flip: that is a personal choice.

Good read, thanks.

**Hank1111** · 04-15-13 21:39

Medium massage. Marginally happy. Probably won't go again. Attendant was friendly though and not demanding.

**Gentleman 100** · 04-15-13 19:13

This usually works for me. YMMV. This info is for my first visit to an AMP. Afterwards, the girls know you and will take care of you without any games.

Always be safe.

1. Do not argue about the house fee. It is okay to ask for a discount, but pay mamasan quickly.

1A) You will get the better girl.

1B) Mamasan will not label you as a cheap jerk to the provider.

2. Table Shower First: when she greets you, gently rub her ass (LEO check).

2A) Always take the table shower first.

2B) Girls (especially Asians) want their man to be clean.

2C) This is the ideal time to see how it is going to go for you.

2D) Tell her where you want her to clean: if needed, guide her hand.

3. In the Room.

3A) Offer the tip first: offer what you can. This is a good time to tell her what you want. Negotiate with her and, if needed, let her know that you will bring more next time (this does not alway work, but it is worth a try).

3B) While on your stomach: gentl massage her ass and inner thighs / vagine. If no objections, you are 1/2-way home.

3C) On the Flip: if no negotiations were done in Step 3a, now is the time. Always be polite, but confident. Tell her that she is pretty, caring, nice, etc. During the massage (does not hurt).

If you do not get any extras, never ever go back. Post your experience on this board. You will do all of us a favor.

*Some like to negotiate after the flip: that is a personal choice.

**Member #4882** · 04-15-13 18:38

They a are going to leave you in a room and not know what is going on. The LUXSA girl was just stupid enough to tell. Plus the asian ones if they told would be in serious trouble!

Originally Posted by TheeeGentleman [View Original Post]

I'm predominantly an AMP man for safety and simplicity. Why can't these American places work with any honor? Is taping for safety or extortion? A camera is for safety. Why tape? Are they trying to catch LEO in their entrapment of providers? In any case. No one needs to be part of this crap.

**Slimshady69** · 04-15-13 15:35

Payed a visit to MBS on Colonial yesterday. Didn't leave too happy. Paid $.4 for half but once I got in the back that price was DRAMATICALLY increased. Will not repeat at that rate. Woman stated on phone additional tips for "speciality" rub however there was nothing special just the standard handshake. Girls I had to pick from where 5/10 at best and DEF were NOT the girls posted in their Ad. Can anyone recommend an AMP that is american and worth the $?

**Ricky James1** · 04-15-13 14:19

Two reasons to tape:

1) stream it via a porn site and make money or just upload the recorded HJ or other videos to porn sites.

2) horny old man pimp gets off on it.

Originally Posted by TheeeGentleman [View Original Post]

I'm predominantly an AMP man for safety and simplicity. Why can't these American places work with any honor? Is taping for safety or extortion? A camera is for safety. Why tape? Are they trying to catch LEO in their entrapment of providers? In any case. No one needs to be part of this crap.

**Happy Harry Ho** · 04-15-13 13:26

Happy Harry reporting,

I went to Asia Spa (192 near Vineland) last Saturday and got a lady named CoCo, not bad looking, very flirty, nice body. Got the table shower and it might have been the best actual shower I've ever had. Onto the massage, this lady put my through the wringer and worked everything out, again very flirtatious lots of roaming and she never blinked about it. On the flip roamed both over and under the clothes and got a nice standard, dirty talking HE. She did leave the impression that the more familiar with me the more that was available.

I returned today and met Bonny, not bad looking, very nice C cups. Got a shower it was nice and the massage was actually softer but not too soft. Very nice. On the flip again was allowed to run hands wherever I wanted and she was nice about it. Again standard HE.

On the way out I ran into CoCo and she pouted that she missed me and grabbed my crotch and said she missed me, probably a ploy to get me back but it was nice.

Be safe,

Happy Harry

**Otownstamina** · 04-15-13 10:25

Originally Posted by Ens454 [View Original Post]

She might be legit now but she used to work at Tender Touch on 50 near 417. Definitely got a HE and a hold of those huge tits.

AH. I remember her now. Yes, I've seen her a few times at TT, but I never got a massage from her while there. Damn. Should have. LOL

**Laharvardkid** · 04-15-13 00:29

Originally Posted by Exec Talent [View Original Post]

When do guys find is the best days and time to get a relaxing, unrushed massage?

I usually go weekdays mid-morning when most people are working 9-5 jobs, but maybe others have a better suggestion.

I went to NT 2 weeks ago on a Friday just after noon, you would think bad move Pay day / Friday but Lucy my AMP favorite lady said very slow. I would say you may be correct on your timing on avarage but you never know!

Stay safe Laharvardkid