Massage Parlor Reports

[DFranco8]

Heading in next week for the day. Any recommendations near the McCormick center. Preferably AMP!

[Samash76]

Looking to venture out, I tried http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...st-37/14696930 Which had a series of posts that hinted (or so I thought) at a tip-worthy massage. Massage is at the back of a salon on W. Chicago ave just shy of Western. Pictures are accurate, forty-something european whose body is better than her face. .75 for the massage, which is high for me but I was hopeful. One ad promised "wandering hands" but shy of one errant stroke no dice. No dice on the flip either. And the massage was not one where I could get past the flip (or lack thereof) and say that at least I got a decent massage. It was uninspired to say the least. Will not repeat.

[Luvana]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...hr-24/14846303

Thinking of trying this place. Any info?

[TheShadow2]

Hands down Mikki best provider in any AMP in Michigan.

She blessed us with her presence a while back in Bloomington at Tokyo Spa. Rocked my world so hard I'm still not the same.

[TonyDe]

" Also learned that the place next door that looks all shuttered is a Chinese casino, I wonder if that's a legal operation haha."

Geez, remind me to NEVER share any info with you haha.

[Stud Muffin314]

Been there, done that. Full menu, appears to be little risk, beautiful Asian women. It's worth the 4-5 hour drive. Exit at Potterville, turn left (west) , right at first light, Hawaii on the left.

Hands down Mikki best provider in any AMP in Michigan.

[CTmongerX1]

I didn't want to leave the area unhappy especially with so many options to partake in so I went over to Unwind. Seemed promisingat first, ended up with a skinny girl, Cindy, and when I say skinny I mean skinny.

SS Andy

They are in general more cautious at Unwind then when I first went there. Try a repeat visit is my advice.

Ctm

[SouthSideAndy]

I was up on the northside the other day for a meeting and decided since I had the rest of the day free to stop in the Bridgeport area on my way home. Hit up a recent favorite on the boards in the area, a drs office so to speak, drew Sophia and realized this session wasn't going to end happy. Nice, cute girl and the massage was decent for the price, I have a feeling the other girl working just from hearing her was the route to go. I think her name was Jen. I was out. 45 and a small tip.

I didn't want to leave the area unhappy especially with so many options to partake in so I went over to Unwind. Seemed promisingat first, ended up with a skinny girl, Cindy, and when I say skinny I mean skinny. She was okay looking but just not my type but in this situation my type was whoever finishes the 'job'. Massage is actually pretty good as I prefer a little above medium pressure. Anyways massage gets close to the end, she's very close to the proper region and she says all done even though I'm definitely at attention. I say hold on, do the point and she says we no do that and I tried to plea with her saying yeah you do but she was halfway out the door already and I was looking like a kid begging his mom for a cookie before dinner. Thankfully only dropped. 45 for the half. I'm pretty sure the other girl working, thicker, bigger frame in general was the proper choice. I think Cindy actually walked in on her doing the deed when I arrived to see how long she was going to be since there was an awkward I'm sorry and she backed out of the door and then he was out a few min later. I learned after a quick search of the forum upon leaving that Cindy has had a previously documented no go as well.

So looks like I managed to have a run of bad luck at two supposedly proven placing by getting the wrong providers. I decided to end my losses there and head home. Can't tell you the last I struck out like that, definitely a bit disheartening. Did have some luck on the SW scene a few nights ago that I'll try and post up soon, got digits and it appears she's an old fave on the board by a few.

Stay safe out there and have better luck than me.

SS Andy

[Asianplvr]

Better than your Asian apartment gals for $160?

Hands down Mikki best provider in any AMP in Michigan.

[Humpfree]

That was a classic AMP, surprised they survived as long as they did. Chinatown is still hit or miss in terms of legit versus fun spas. On the other hand if your back is killing ya, its a great place to go.

Ctm

Makes me hungry. I hear the old man passed away, The daughter has it now.

[NoSmoking]

Hand jobs don't do it for me unless I can get a girlfriend to do it in the middle of a bar with no one looking. When I was in 6th and 7th grade, handjobs were great.

Best line ever!

[Dazhiba]

Mikki in Charlotte, Michigan (close to Lansing) is legandary. None, and I mean NONE are better, guaranteed. Worth the trip from Chicago. All for 180 / hour. Hawaii Spa, aka "The Islands" by the locals.

Better than your Asian apartment gals for $160?

[StayPuff]

So I dreamed I took a shot with this add last night.

* Gorgeous and Hot Latina wants give you a very EROTIC Massage. 23.

Hi Guys! Come enjoy a FULL Body Rub From a Gorgeous LATINA. This is a very sensual and EROTIC Tantra massage BODY 2 BODY and more. I promise to exceed all your expectations & leave those who experience my sensual touch completely satisfied & coming back for more. On my private location. You will not leave disappointed! 9825; &9829; &9825; &9829; &9825; &9829;

This was a basement apt. Lawrence & Kimball. I should have bolted when the girl answered the door but I thought maybe she wasn't the therapist. Latin, fat, early twenties. Just a huge gut. 80 for a half hr of a crappy massage with a shit load of baby oil.

Sometimes she just used 1 hand. I was really frustrated while getting the massage, she than asked. 6 for a HJ, I said no, she said she would go. 5 and then down to. 4. I took it because I thought it would ease the frustration especially if I just thought about someone else. It didn't help. If you like fat girls that give you a crappy rub, this is the place for you. If not, stay far away.

I made a promise to myself for all future visits. If the add is fake or if I don't like the girl, I'm walking.

That place rotates a roster with these two places. Most of their therapists seem to be awful, but I have seen some good reviews. I used to go see Vanessa, but my palette has evolved from her limited menu. She was cool and had a great personality, and had a great body if you like them a little thicker (which sounds like you don't).

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ra-24/14095304

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...87-24/14248310

[Open Sex Fiend]

So I dreamed I took a shot with this add last night.

* Gorgeous and Hot Latina wants give you a very EROTIC Massage. 23.

:•°&10084; °:* Hi Guys! Come enjoy a FULL Body Rub From a Gorgeous LATINA. This is a very sensual and EROTIC Tantra massage BODY 2 BODY and more. I promise to exceed all your expectations & leave those who experience my sensual touch completely satisfied & coming back for more. On my private location. You will not leave disappointed! 9825; &9829; &9825; &9829; &9825; &9829;

This was a basement apt. Lawrence & Kimball. I should have bolted when the girl answered the door but I thought maybe she wasn't the therapist. Latin, fat, early twenties. Just a huge gut. 80 for a half hr of a crappy massage with a shit load of baby oil.

Sometimes she just used 1 hand. I was really frustrated while getting the massage, she than asked. 6 for a HJ, I said no, she said she would go. 5 and then down to. 4. I took it because I thought it would ease the frustration especially if I just thought about someone else. It didn't help. If you like fat girls that give you a crappy rub, this is the place for you. If not, stay far away.

I made a promise to myself for all future visits. If the add is fake or if I don't like the girl, I'm walking.

Hand jobs don't do it for me unless I can get a girlfriend to do it in the middle of a bar with no one looking. When I was in 6th and 7th grade, handjobs were great.

[CTmongerX1]

. There was one place I liked across ricobenes.

That was a classic AMP, surprised they survived as long as they did. Chinatown is still hit or miss in terms of legit versus fun spas. On the other hand if your back is killing ya, its a great place to go.

Ctm