Massage Parlor Reports

[SouthSideAndy]

I was up on the northside the other day for a meeting and decided since I had the rest of the day free to stop in the Bridgeport area on my way home. Hit up a recent favorite on the boards in the area, a drs office so to speak, drew Sophia and realized this session wasn't going to end happy. Nice, cute girl and the massage was decent for the price, I have a feeling the other girl working just from hearing her was the route to go. I think her name was Jen. I was out. 45 and a small tip.

I didn't want to leave the area unhappy especially with so many options to partake in so I went over to Unwind. Seemed promisingat first, ended up with a skinny girl, Cindy, and when I say skinny I mean skinny. She was okay looking but just not my type but in this situation my type was whoever finishes the 'job'. Massage is actually pretty good as I prefer a little above medium pressure. Anyways massage gets close to the end, she's very close to the proper region and she says all done even though I'm definitely at attention. I say hold on, do the point and she says we no do that and I tried to plea with her saying yeah you do but she was halfway out the door already and I was looking like a kid begging his mom for a cookie before dinner. Thankfully only dropped. 45 for the half. I'm pretty sure the other girl working, thicker, bigger frame in general was the proper choice. I think Cindy actually walked in on her doing the deed when I arrived to see how long she was going to be since there was an awkward I'm sorry and she backed out of the door and then he was out a few min later. I learned after a quick search of the forum upon leaving that Cindy has had a previously documented no go as well.

So looks like I managed to have a run of bad luck at two supposedly proven placing by getting the wrong providers. I decided to end my losses there and head home. Can't tell you the last I struck out like that, definitely a bit disheartening. Did have some luck on the SW scene a few nights ago that I'll try and post up soon, got digits and it appears she's an old fave on the board by a few.

Stay safe out there and have better luck than me.

SS Andy

[Asianplvr]

Better than your Asian apartment gals for $160?

Hands down Mikki best provider in any AMP in Michigan.

[Humpfree]

That was a classic AMP, surprised they survived as long as they did. Chinatown is still hit or miss in terms of legit versus fun spas. On the other hand if your back is killing ya, its a great place to go.

Ctm

Makes me hungry. I hear the old man passed away, The daughter has it now.

[NoSmoking]

Hand jobs don't do it for me unless I can get a girlfriend to do it in the middle of a bar with no one looking. When I was in 6th and 7th grade, handjobs were great.

Best line ever!

[Dazhiba]

Mikki in Charlotte, Michigan (close to Lansing) is legandary. None, and I mean NONE are better, guaranteed. Worth the trip from Chicago. All for 180 / hour. Hawaii Spa, aka "The Islands" by the locals.

Better than your Asian apartment gals for $160?

[StayPuff]

So I dreamed I took a shot with this add last night.

* Gorgeous and Hot Latina wants give you a very EROTIC Massage. 23.

Hi Guys! Come enjoy a FULL Body Rub From a Gorgeous LATINA. This is a very sensual and EROTIC Tantra massage BODY 2 BODY and more. I promise to exceed all your expectations & leave those who experience my sensual touch completely satisfied & coming back for more. On my private location. You will not leave disappointed! 9825; &9829; &9825; &9829; &9825; &9829;

This was a basement apt. Lawrence & Kimball. I should have bolted when the girl answered the door but I thought maybe she wasn't the therapist. Latin, fat, early twenties. Just a huge gut. 80 for a half hr of a crappy massage with a shit load of baby oil.

Sometimes she just used 1 hand. I was really frustrated while getting the massage, she than asked. 6 for a HJ, I said no, she said she would go. 5 and then down to. 4. I took it because I thought it would ease the frustration especially if I just thought about someone else. It didn't help. If you like fat girls that give you a crappy rub, this is the place for you. If not, stay far away.

I made a promise to myself for all future visits. If the add is fake or if I don't like the girl, I'm walking.

That place rotates a roster with these two places. Most of their therapists seem to be awful, but I have seen some good reviews. I used to go see Vanessa, but my palette has evolved from her limited menu. She was cool and had a great personality, and had a great body if you like them a little thicker (which sounds like you don't).

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ra-24/14095304

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...87-24/14248310

[Open Sex Fiend]

So I dreamed I took a shot with this add last night.

* Gorgeous and Hot Latina wants give you a very EROTIC Massage. 23.

:•°&10084; °:* Hi Guys! Come enjoy a FULL Body Rub From a Gorgeous LATINA. This is a very sensual and EROTIC Tantra massage BODY 2 BODY and more. I promise to exceed all your expectations & leave those who experience my sensual touch completely satisfied & coming back for more. On my private location. You will not leave disappointed! 9825; &9829; &9825; &9829; &9825; &9829;

This was a basement apt. Lawrence & Kimball. I should have bolted when the girl answered the door but I thought maybe she wasn't the therapist. Latin, fat, early twenties. Just a huge gut. 80 for a half hr of a crappy massage with a shit load of baby oil.

Sometimes she just used 1 hand. I was really frustrated while getting the massage, she than asked. 6 for a HJ, I said no, she said she would go. 5 and then down to. 4. I took it because I thought it would ease the frustration especially if I just thought about someone else. It didn't help. If you like fat girls that give you a crappy rub, this is the place for you. If not, stay far away.

I made a promise to myself for all future visits. If the add is fake or if I don't like the girl, I'm walking.

Hand jobs don't do it for me unless I can get a girlfriend to do it in the middle of a bar with no one looking. When I was in 6th and 7th grade, handjobs were great.

[CTmongerX1]

. There was one place I liked across ricobenes.

That was a classic AMP, surprised they survived as long as they did. Chinatown is still hit or miss in terms of legit versus fun spas. On the other hand if your back is killing ya, its a great place to go.

Ctm

[Jovi69]

So I dreamed I took a shot with this add last night.

* Gorgeous and Hot Latina wants give you a very EROTIC Massage *.23.

:•°&10084; °:* Hi Guys! Come enjoy a FULL Body Rub From a Gorgeous LATINA. This is a very sensual and EROTIC Tantra massage BODY 2 BODY and more. I promise to exceed all your expectations & leave those who experience my sensual touch completely satisfied & coming back for more. On my private location. You will not leave disappointed! 9825; &9829; &9825; &9829; &9825; &9829;

This was a basement apt. Lawrence & Kimball. I should have bolted when the girl answered the door but I thought maybe she wasn't the therapist. Latin, fat, early twenties. Just a huge gut. 80 for a half hr of a crappy massage with a shit load of baby oil.

Sometimes she just used 1 hand. I was really frustrated while getting the massage, she than asked. 6 for a HJ, I said no, she said she would go. 5 and then down to. 4. I took it because I thought it would ease the frustration especially if I just thought about someone else. It didn't help. If you like fat girls that give you a crappy rub, this is the place for you. If not, stay far away.

I made a promise to myself for all future visits. If the add is fake or if I don't like the girl, I'm walking.

[Gleem]

Long time lurker, first time poster. I have a regular parlor I go to with a regular masseuse. She gives a great massage and treats me nice. Touching allowed everywhere and under clothes. When she's ready to finish, usually climbs on top so I can lick her if I want but will only HJ.

I need new meat, tired of Asian, would like similar experience with Latinas. Anyone have parlor and masseuse name to trade?

[Sticky Rice]

Trust your gut in this, take a pass to monger another day.

I failed to mention that she use to have reviews on another board that have all disappeared.

If I remember correctly they all mentioned no FS.

[Asianplvr]

I am looking for recommendations on the best Asian massage place to go to. If you have a favorite please pm me. I haven't

Had much luck finding one that I would go back too. Also if you would pm me the name of your favorite therapist so I could ask for her. Thanks in advance.

Mikki in Charlotte, Michigan (close to Lansing) is legandary. None, and I mean NONE are better, guaranteed. Worth the trip from Chicago. All for 180 / hour. Hawaii Spa, aka "The Islands" by the locals.

[Jovi69]

I'm just wondering if anyone has ever seen Lenna Maddox. I called her a few times last week with no answer. I texted her last nite to inquire about her service. She texted me back right away. Quoted $$ for full service, no rush or upsell.

I was surprised she would quote that via text with no idea who I was. I texted her back to say that along with my concern about my Uncle. She acted completely confused asking me why do you mean surprised and who is your Uncle? When I explained she just said, there are no police here

I failed to mention that she use to have reviews on another board that have all disappeared.

If I remember correctly they all mentioned no FS.

[Jovi69]

I'm just wondering if anyone has ever seen Lenna Maddox. I called her a few times last week with no answer. I texted her last nite to inquire about her service. She texted me back right away. Quoted $$ for full service, no rush or upsell.

I was surprised she would quote that via text with no idea who I was. I texted her back to say that along with my concern about my Uncle. She acted completely confused asking me why do you mean surprised and who is your Uncle? When I explained she just said, there are no police here

[Toosweet1975]

I have been Semi Busy this past couple of weeks,

Firsts place I wanted to try was. http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...d-25/15512081. NIce Cozy place. Beautiful woman. Great massage. A whole lot of teasing, But that is where it ends. Maybe with a few more visits it might be possible, I did love the teasing. HAHA. Would repeat for a awesome Massage.

I went to one of my favorite place on elston and Kimball. First visit with Sasha. A sweet woman Just like the rest of them. Massage was decent. But Not worth the $. There are better to choose from at this place. She is way to talkative and a Buzz killer. Most here would Give you romantic, GFE Massages. She is like one of the guys HAHA. Would not repeat with her!

I went to see S_z_ at a very popular place on elston. I broke my Virginity with the Asian apartment Experience. Ok, I don't want to blow this out of proportion, But this was one of my favorite Experiences Mongering. Wow! She is Amazing! I will keep this one short, Please take care of her and keep this one on the down low. Paid $60 for 45 minute and spent almost 2 hours with her. True GFE all the way. One of the most Bubbly attitudes out there. Only Bummer about this session was. It was a 5 minute massage. This is why I have never messed with Escort page. I love Good Quality Massages with GFE. Might repeat! Sorry Fellas. I love massages!

If you know any Good Quality massage places with GFE out there that you Don't have to spend $$ or more. Please I am willing to trade with you.

Be safe!