Massage Parlor Reports

[GrMojo]

How often has anyone EVER gotten more than a HJ at the local massage spots? In my experience if you are wanting a BJ or FS it won't be happening at Panacea, Wonder, Pacific, EW, Royal, etc. If anyone has regularily gotten more than a HJ I sure would love to know where and with who, because like many I like the convenience and safety a massage place offers. But ain't no BJ's happening and to pay $60 for a half-assed massage and tip $40 because she touched my willie seems a bit ridiculous.

Before 2002, it was easy to get FS on a regular basis at a certain MP, but there are much better options, now. I currently see certain SWs, on a regular basis. It's much more bang for the buck.

[Blackfire]

I think a lot of mongers pay for uncertainty, and the excitement that it brings. Will I get a HE? Will I get a BJ or FS? I've had enough disappointment in MPs to last a lifetime, so I'd have to hit the lottery before I'd go to MPs on a regular basis. The disappointment fucked me up for a number of years. I want a sure thing. If I ever went to an MP, I'd want enough cash to get satisfaction, if the MP experience sucked.

How often has anyone EVER gotten more than a HJ at the local massage spots? In my experience if you are wanting a BJ or FS it won't be happening at Panacea, Wonder, Pacific, EW, Royal, etc. If anyone has regularily gotten more than a HJ I sure would love to know where and with who, because like many I like the convenience and safety a massage place offers. But ain't no BJ's happening and to pay $60 for a half-assed massage and tip $40 because she touched my willie seems a bit ridiculous.

[Lance28]

First time recently at Royal now that Heidi at Pacific is doing nails. Super clean place and much nicer overall than any of the MPs I've been to. They have a shower but I'm guessing its like Pacific as in nothing happens there but nice to get the oil off afterward. I saw Lindsey for a hh, $40 upfront, $40 tip. Massage was decent but not great and no playing with the boys either. On the flip I actually wondered if anything was going to happen and a really good he was enjoyed! Nice surprise ending I guess. Lindsey is a little overweight but nice big natural titties and she's young so that made up for it. I'd say I'd repeat.

Anyone else have a girl there they like / any names to recommend?

[MartinGr]

So why are we responding to a 7 month old entry?

I stumbled across it by accident and didn't notice how old it was, I thought I deleted it but oh well.

[Asianplvr]

I'm going to preface this by saying usasexguide. Info might not be the best place to find a balanced sample of clients, because most of us are here to find out where we'll get our dick touched.

That said, if I'm just looking for a good massage. It's very important that there are no interruptions, be it phone calls, constant texting, someone knocking on the door, the provider leaving the room for 10 minuts. All of which have happend durring my appointments multiple times. I don't mind a little conversation, but some guys might just prefer silence, it doesn't hurt to ask. Music in general is okay, but I'd prefer silence to that cliche oriental folk track on repeat.

So why are we responding to a 7 month old entry?

[MartinGr]

Hi guys I am a provider, I am curious what it is exactly that makes you like your appt? I hear several comments on what was NOT received, as opposed to what a great location or she offers a great atmosphere, are these things types of things that you don't really care about? I mean what if you have great conversation while receiving a fantastic massage, doesn't that count for anything these days? I hear many comments on no additional services offered, but not any comments on how the actual massage was? I personally give a great massage. So this is purely out of curiousness that I am asking. Thank you in advance for any info, I like to tailor my services to my clientele.

I'm going to preface this by saying usasexguide. Info might not be the best place to find a balanced sample of clients, because most of us are here to find out where we'll get our dick touched.

That said, if I'm just looking for a good massage. It's very important that there are no interruptions, be it phone calls, constant texting, someone knocking on the door, the provider leaving the room for 10 minuts. All of which have happend durring my appointments multiple times. I don't mind a little conversation, but some guys might just prefer silence, it doesn't hurt to ask. Music in general is okay, but I'd prefer silence to that cliche oriental folk track on repeat.

[Snagger]

Paid my fourth visit to Panacea and enjoyed Ava. She is petite (although she used to be very heavy) and cute. The massage was a little to mechanical for me. Not much teasing, playing or just enjoying the event. Just another day at the office. She got comfotable up to a point and did allow a reciprocal massage. In order of preferance, my previus experiences were better: Trista, Natalie and "Summer's sister" (can't remember her name).

Anyone have experience with Sarah at Pacific?

[GrMojo]

I have found this an interesting question as well, regarding tipping. When guys say here they tip $40 or more for a hh. That's $80 for a HE. You can go to BP and get an hh special with several providers for the same price and full service at that! So, why would someone pay $80 for a HE when they could get more for the same price? I just don't see it justified in paying so much for a HE when the FS market prices are generally falling. Is there some other justification to continue to pay so much for a HE? Any thoughts?

I think a lot of mongers pay for uncertainty, and the excitement that it brings. Will I get a HE? Will I get a BJ or FS? I've had enough disappointment in MPs to last a lifetime, so I'd have to hit the lottery before I'd go to MPs on a regular basis. The disappointment fucked me up for a number of years. I want a sure thing. If I ever went to an MP, I'd want enough cash to get satisfaction, if the MP experience sucked.

[WhenInDoubt69]

Figured I haven't added any value to here lately so here is an update on my recent romps. One of which is in the wrong section, but I'm tired and feeling rather lazy this morning.

Panacea;

Saw Molly recently, nice enough girl, talked my ear off (sports mainly). Wasn't the worst massage ever, definately doesn't compete with others I have received. HE was less than stellar, she tried so hard though so got to give her credit.

Natasha is my regular, for those of you who haven't experienced this gem, your missing out as far as GR MP's are concerned. Awesome personality, loads of fun for sure.

Pacific;

Felt the urge to return to Anita again. This girl is smokin hot, HE is above average. Massage is better than some.

Used to frequent Heidi, but as I understand she has moved on, incase she hasn't and you have the pleasure. She is older, but gives a good massage. Loves to tease, which for me is a huge plus. I prefer a massage which is good, provides numerous occasions of touching, nudging, teasing. And the HE ain't bad at all.

Trista;

Massage is good, thats about it for me. Attitude is ehh, HE is ehh. Just not worth it imo.

BP Kelly;

Rockstar, nothing more needs to be said. I've never had an issue setting up with her.

If you need more info, shoot me a pm. And if any of you know of another AMP girl that loves to tease, please let me know.

[SoKent]

I generally agree with you. I prefer to see BP girls for the same reasons you note.

A couple reasons I go to AMPs too though:

I can walk in anytime without an appt. And get service. If the mood hits me 5 mins before my lunch break for instance. My luck setting up and getting to a BP girl appt. In that scenario has been poor. Closest I came to that was a regular SW turned on call I used to see before she flaked out.

Another reason as another said below is safety. In an AMP you're safe. No pimp waiting, no cash+dash. Basically no risk at all. Even well reviewed providers turn, as we've all read here before.

Lastly, I like a massage anyway. The HE s frankly just an added service to the massage.

In agreement with this. For me there is value in the convenience of being able to call last minute or just walk in. Even when I schedule ahead with a BP or CL masseuse, I seem to end up with a timing conflict.

[Monger01]

I have found this an interesting question as well, regarding tipping. When guys say here they tip $40 or more for a hh. That's $80 for a HE. You can go to BP and get an hh special with several providers for the same price and full service at that! So, why would someone pay $80 for a HE when they could get more for the same price? I just don't see it justified in paying so much for a HE when the FS market prices are generally falling. Is there some other justification to continue to pay so much for a HE? Any thoughts?

I generally agree with you. I prefer to see BP girls for the same reasons you note.

A couple reasons I go to AMPs too though:

I can walk in anytime without an appt. And get service. If the mood hits me 5 mins before my lunch break for instance. My luck setting up and getting to a BP girl appt. In that scenario has been poor. Closest I came to that was a regular SW turned on call I used to see before she flaked out.

Another reason as another said below is safety. In an AMP you're safe. No pimp waiting, no cash+dash. Basically no risk at all. Even well reviewed providers turn, as we've all read here before.

Lastly, I like a massage anyway. The HE s frankly just an added service to the massage.

[Asianplvr]

I have found this an interesting question as well, regarding tipping. When guys say here they tip $40 or more for a hh. That's $80 for a HE. You can go to BP and get an hh special with several providers for the same price and full service at that! So, why would someone pay $80 for a HE when they could get more for the same price? I just don't see it justified in paying so much for a HE when the FS market prices are generally falling. Is there some other justification to continue to pay so much for a HE? Any thoughts?

It's really just a matter of preference or safety reasons. MP's imo are a safer route for acquiring extras. I definitely feel more at ease going to a MP. I prefer BP girls cause there is that added rush for me.

[Sjc9293]

I have found this an interesting question as well, regarding tipping. When guys say here they tip $40 or more for a hh. That's $80 for a HE. You can go to BP and get an hh special with several providers for the same price and full service at that! So, why would someone pay $80 for a HE when they could get more for the same price? I just don't see it justified in paying so much for a HE when the FS market prices are generally falling. Is there some other justification to continue to pay so much for a HE? Any thoughts?

In most cases the gal is better looking. That in my mind justifies the higher price.

[GMacMan]

Good question!

I find myself wanting to use $20 as a general rule of thumb as well. I will tip $40 for a HE with some enthusiasm.

My experience as a whole is this based on services: Usually $40 at Panacia, $20 to $40 at EW, $20 at Pacific. I have only been asked for a specific amount at EW. Other times it was left up to me after the session.

I have found this an interesting question as well, regarding tipping. When guys say here they tip $40 or more for a hh. That's $80 for a HE. You can go to BP and get an hh special with several providers for the same price and full service at that! So, why would someone pay $80 for a HE when they could get more for the same price? I just don't see it justified in paying so much for a HE when the FS market prices are generally falling. Is there some other justification to continue to pay so much for a HE? Any thoughts?

[Jaynna45]

How does one contact her?

You may in box me for her info if you like.